Is the group owner, will shake people

Oh? Why didn't the health bar drop much? Damn it, another sword!

Come on!!! Pochi-chan!!!

“Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!”

Pochi-chan's blood is boiling, I am! Guitar Knight! !

Then the tree guard raised the golden halberd, and Pochi-chan wanted to use the sword, but found in despair that his energy bar had reached the bottom.

?!

【YOU DIER】9

As the red prompt took up the entire screen, Pochi-chan's expression became dull.

"Guitar Knight is dead, woooooo!"⑧

It's okay! Guitar Knight won't give up!

It's just a newbie monster! Pochi-chan, you can do it!

So Goto Ichiri launched another charge.

As Yao Ling was walking, he suddenly fell into deep thought. Would Xiao Gudu go and read the guide?

...9

Xiao Gudu tortured himself by playing soul-related games, and trained a strong heart, and from then on he got rid of social phobia. It seems quite interesting.

Volume 023: The memory of the first week, the witch in the dream

"Sir..." The warrior was silent for a long time, "Is this Xianfeng Temple?"

"No, this isn't a temple no matter how you look at it. We must have gone in the wrong direction." Yao Ling said calmly.

If you think about it carefully, when the two were resting in the woods, Yao Ling might have got the direction they came from wrong and accidentally went left and right.

Yao Ling remembered that he had gone out and came to a crossroads. He looked at the map, crossed the road, and then walked a full kilometer along the same route from the other side before he realized something was wrong.

"Ah, it's dark before I knew it. It seems like it's already ten o'clock in the evening. We've been walking all day." Yao Ling looked up and saw the moon. Great, let's camp here.

Yao Ling called out the demi-humans and little demons, asking them to keep watch while the little demons went around to look around to see if the props hidden in the corners in the game were real.

Hanbei was also quite shocked when he saw the other party's summoning technique. He had seen beings like Ashina Isshin who had strength beyond that of humans. What other tricks could surprise him?

Okay, this one is really outrageous.

Yao Ling looked at Hanbingwei who was standing there in a daze, summoned the black knife, found a good place, and leaned against Di Xi to rest.

I have to say, Black Knife Di Xi really dotes on Yao Ling.

How to say it, Di Xi looked at the young man leaning against him, the corners of his mouth twitching helplessly. In fact, if he really had to go by seniority, he would still call Yao Ling uncle, after all, his mother and Lani were of the same generation.

Although the other party instinctively regarded her as a sister, Lei Di was obviously a woman, but Yao Ling called her "big brother".

Di Xi found it a little funny when he thought about it.

However, Yao Ling doesn't know yet that he is already married in the first week. As a married man, Di Xi will still try his best to prevent him from doing anything unwise.

After all, the demigods, gods, and kings in these border areas all play very wildly.

I should find a chance to tell him, Di Xi thought, and then he heard the sad man beside him mumbling to himself and talking in his sleep.

"Twin old ladies... it's not impossible."

"486, good brother, come on, you go first."

"Don't be polite, don't be polite. Why are you being polite to me?"

?

Born! What did you dream about?! Black Blade Di Xi couldn't help but think about who had tricked him into becoming a king.

Hanbei looked at the black knife Di Xi and began to feel fear all over his body. This woman was much stronger than Ashina Isshin!

If it was her, she could kill me easily even without the Undying Slash.

Hanbei pondered for a moment, then sat down on the other side and began to rest. Since Lord Yao Ling proposed to take me to find the Undying Slash, he must have his plans.

Yao Ling: Yes, because the Undying Slash is really cool.

Meanwhile, in another world, Little Lonely was in autism. Her eyes were dull, and she stared at the ceiling as if she had been played with. How could... how could she be so strong? !

He is just a boss guarding the gate, how can he be so powerful!

Pochi-chan slumped weakly in the chair, not noticing that her entire abdomen was exposed.

"Wow, I really am such an idiot. Yao Ling clearly said that this was just a simple love game, but I didn't even see the heroine!"

Goto Ichiri: I'm such an idiot.

Kuroki Tomoko: ?????

Tomoko Kuroki: What a dangerous statement.

Kuroki Tomoko: What's wrong, Pochi-chan?

Goto Ichiri: I'm so useless. I can't beat the tree guard. Mr. Yao Ling clearly said that this is a simple love game.

Tomoko Kuroki: Is there a possibility that he just said it casually?

Goto Ichiri: Huh?

Tomoko Kuroki: And soul-like games have always been known for their difficulty. Although I haven't played Elden Ring, it must be very difficult.

Goto Ichiri: Is... is that so? !

Tomoko Kuroki: Do you want to try the guide?

Goto Ichiri: Alas, alas, alas???

Kuroki Tomoko: You didn’t miss it, did you?

Goto Ichiri: So there is such a method?!

Pochi-chan quickly took out her phone to search, and after a moment, she saw the words in the guide "You can take a detour, you don't have to fight monsters, and it's not a beginner level difficulty", and fell into deep thought.

I...I am really a useless idiot.

I didn’t even notice this!

Thinking of this, Pochi-chan could only take a detour silently.

Then she watched as she was surrounded by five or six Grek soldiers who were attracted to her. Humph, they were just a group of soldiers!

Is it true that I, Pochi-chan, am weaker than a soldier?!

【YOU DIER】

"Gu...Games, or something, Elden or something, so scary wuwuwu."

Yao Ling naturally had no idea what a cruel thing he had done, but he used to consider recommending difficult games to his friends as a hobby.

At this time, he was still asleep, but the dream was not normal.

"What is this place?" Yao Ling was a little stunned. It seemed to be some dilapidated building?

Wait, where is this? The Church of Elley in Elden?!

Yao Ling turned around suddenly and saw the huge but incomplete blue moon in the sky. Against the backdrop of the stars, it looked particularly mysterious and beautiful.

If you really want to say something, you can use the message in the game to express it.

[There is a magnificent view ahead, please witness it]

Of course, if it was just the Church of Elly, it wouldn’t be worth saying this, because the center of the magnificent view is not the moon, but the illusory and beautiful doll girl in front of you.

Lani? Yao Ling was stunned, but his body in the dream was not under his control. He was more like a bystander experiencing the dream from a first-person perspective.

Is this a memory of the first week?

"Former lover, please bear witness?" The blue-skinned witch chuckled, her eyes passing over the glowing white message on the ground. The Moon Princess looked at Yao Ling in front of her and the Dark Moon Greatsword behind him.

"Is this world fake?"

"That's not the case." Yao Ling shook his head. It was not him who was controlling his body, but his body moved naturally like a video tape.

"It's just a trapped animal. You tied its hands and feet with ropes and held its body down, but its heart is still beating."

"Who are you, the Faded One, or rather, who are you with this identity?"

"The person who untied the rope." Yao Ling said, and he walked gently to the witch.

"Come and help me, Lani."

"You're so brave." Lani looked at the Dark Moon Greatsword behind Yao Ling again and again as if she didn't care.

"Hmph, in that case, Faded One, I will give you a chance to go with me, but I, the witch Lani, will betray everything. One day, you will be betrayed by me too."

"You have to think about it."

But when she saw Yao Ling's reaction, Lani was truly shocked.

I saw that the other person looked very happy and had a perverted smile.

"Ah, my wife's arrogant speech, I'm fine!"

Although she didn't know what the words "wife" and "tsundere" meant, Lani could guess them pretty close. Fortunately, dolls don't blush.

"Hmph, how bold you are, the Fading One." Lani left this sentence and fled in a hurry. Her shadow turned into a faint fluorescent light and dissipated.

"We'll see you again."

The witch is shyly running away

In the magic tower, the princess murmured to herself, "Will you become my king?"

Image: "Ex-lover", Location: "Images/1680116510-100360970-110126070.jpg"

Image: "Please Witness", Location: "Images/1680116668-100360970-110126070.jpg"

……

...hate

The Dark Moon Great Sword is God, and the Dowry Sword is the best in the world!

The story of the first week is also a classic porn setting. You can guess, even though I have made it clear.

Volume 024: If is going to die, forget it

"Sister Di Xi, you must believe what I am going to say next."

"?"

"I dreamed of the Four-Handed Overlord!"

"Four... Four-handed Overlord?"

"Yes, that arrogant and cute blue-skinned four-handed king!"

King... King! Stop talking! The star of death is flashing above your head!

Black Knife Di Xi realized who Yao Ling was talking about. His own king was courting death! Her Highness Ranie will kill you!

"Ah, the Four-Handed Overlord is so cute." Yao Ling sighed.

Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are dead, but they are still alive. It’s okay, Wang. Death is not the end. Wait until you become a spirit, and then we can have fun again.

"Ahem..." Yao Ling packed up his things and looked at Hanbei, "Let's go and continue to look for Xianfeng Temple." The little demons did find some miscellaneous things, but most of them were ashes, pottery fragments and the like.

But there are some good things.

【Heavy Money Bag】8

The heavy weight was enough to make the wolf smile cheerfully.

Yao Ling: @Wolf㈡

Wolf: ?

Yao Ling: [Red Envelope] 0

Wolf: (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ. ㈨

Yao Ling: Ugh, so disgusting 2

Ichiri Goto: Mr. Yao Ling!