"What?! Isn't that skipping class?!"
"Maybe. That girl laughed and said she was going to do something a thousand times more evil than not doing her homework. She also said she was going to dominate the demon world with this."
"What?! How could Satania do such a bad thing?! This is not right!" Vinate was a little angry and anxious.
"But... you are demons, aren't you?" Gabriel complained speechlessly, but when she thought about the fact that Vinate not only had holy light on her body, but was even far superior to herself and close to God, so this was normal, right?
"Vina... you don't really look like a demon."
“W…what?!” Vinate was shocked and felt her skin turn gray.
"Well, Vinay, don't worry about that idiot. Go find her after school. You can discipline her in the next few days." Gabriel's eyes suddenly lit up, as if she had thought of something. "Satania actually skipped classes! It's really too much."
"I think Vina can go and supervise her to go to school and attend classes these days. Even the devil can't do such an evil thing!" Gabriel looked angry.
"You're right! Xiaojia! I must teach Satania a lesson! As a student, you should attend class and study hard!"
Gabriel nodded vigorously, looking very much in agreement.
She turned her head and showed a smile that showed she had a plan. Huh, huh, you are really Gabriel.
In this way, Vinate will have to supervise Satania and will have no time to take care of me playing games, hahaha!
Although Vinate didn't know what was wrong, she did feel like she was being fooled?
Feel like something is wrong with Gabriel? No, no, no, maybe Gabriel finally realized her mistakes and wants to study hard and go to school seriously?
Vinate was lost in thought.
Yao Ling rode the bicycle he took out from the urn space, with Satania on the back seat.
Yao Ling had a blank expression on his face. He always felt like there was something soft and big against his back. To be honest, if he knew how to drive, he would definitely ask the rich dog owner Yukinoshita Haruno for a luxury car to drive.
"Yao Ling! So fast!"
"Really? Satania, bear with it for a moment."
"My butt hurts so much!" Satania in the back seat had tears in her eyes and clutched Yao Ling's clothes tightly.
"I'll try to ride slower."
After all, a bicycle that travels at 140 kilometers per hour is close to the speed of the Monkey King.
But I'm in stealth mode, so it doesn't matter at all.
But it has only just started running and it hasn’t arrived yet. It is expected to take another ten minutes.
So Satania, who was bored in the back seat, naturally started chatting with him.
"Yao Ling!"
"What? I was riding too fast and the wind was strong, so I couldn't hear you clearly!"
"You ran through fifty-four red lights!"
"It's okay! I'm turning on stealth!"
"This is really too evil! Yao Ling! You must be a big devil to do such a wicked thing, right?! But I am your accomplice! Humph, this kind of thing will definitely leave a heavy mark on my future resume!"
"Aren't the requirements for becoming a big devil too low?"
"No way! The Great Demon King is the most evil, terrifying, and powerful being!"
"I'll download a forum to your phone someday and take you to the Hell Jokes Bar to have a look."
"A joke from hell? Humph, I know the jokes from my family best. How can one become the devil king just by relying on the jokes from hell?!"
"No, I'm talking about the hellish joke of humanity."
"Humans can also tell jokes about hell? Humph, are you trying to please the devil with jokes about hell?"
"I feel more like it's a dimensionality reduction strike to hell, bringing fear to the demons."
"How is that possible? Yao Ling, you must be joking. You have to have a reason for your jokes! Otherwise, I, the big devil, will be very unhappy!"
"Speaking of Satania, what are the jokes like over there in Hell?"
"A housewife was tired after a day's work, took a sip of wine, and went to put her little daughter to bed. "Mom," the girl said listlessly, "Why are you using Dad's perfume?" "Sataniyya excitedly told the story on the spot.
Yao Ling asked, this... looks a little familiar?
"How evil! How dare you drink alcohol! This is truly the behavior of a demon!"
No no no, there is no demonic feeling at all, right?!
"anything else?"
"Dad, I failed the art final exam!" "Why?" "The teacher asked us to draw a group of fish. All the students drew fish swimming in the water, but I drew a grilled squid."
"What do you mean by this?"
“How dare you deliberately draw the wrong homework assigned by the teacher, and even draw a squid as food! How evil!!”
Yao Ling was silent for a long time, and then he remembered that these seemed to be two jokes classified as children's jokes.
The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he hesitated whether to let Satania feel a little shock from the joke of hell?
I always feel that this stupid demon will be hit so hard that it may even develop a fear of humans.
But speaking of it, it seems like contacting Satania has unlocked new ashes?
Yao Ling rode his bike and glanced silently
[Perfumer Torisha's Ashes]
Ashes that house the soul.
Can summon the spirit of Perfumer Torisha.
In the past, Tolisha was known as a healer.
Determined to cure various defilements such as hybrids, children of evil omens, etc.
However, after the ambition was shattered, it turned to accompany their death──
At least in that last journey, you can live peacefully and painlessly.
This is very similar to the starting point of death sleep.
Hmm? Auxiliary ashes plus one, really good, and a [red amber pendant]
Pendant inlaid with red amber.
Can increase the upper limit of blood volume.
Amber is an ancient dew drop from the Golden Tree, and was considered a special gem in the days of Gefrey, the First Elden King.
The primitive power of life is hidden therein.
Probably something that increases physical fitness and vitality?
Yao Ling casually handed the red amber pendant to Satania in the back seat.
"It's a gift for you." After all, it was obtained from a fool, and one cannot bully a fool, so he refused to take it for free.
As the saying goes, buy melon seeds for the fool.
No, it’s a famous saying by the philosopher Zhuzi.
“Ah, ah, ah?” Satania’s face slightly blushed. “Hehe, since it is an offering to the great demon Satania, I will accept it with reluctance.”
Volume 034: Literary Girl
As we all know, idiots have thick skin and flesh, a full health bar, and can resist poison and block trucks.
Its vitality is extremely tenacious and can break through the limits of normal life forms. It always shocks people and is extremely outrageous in every sense.
Satania...seems to have no sense of taste? Satania was eating a pineapple bun on the back seat of Yao Ling, and Yao Ling also slowed down the bicycle.
Yao Ling suddenly thought of this setting about Satania, and couldn't help but feel sorry for the idiot in the back seat.
If it was food from a gourmet anime, maybe it would work? Yao Ling thought about it, and then suddenly thought of a certain pleasant person.
By the way, will Father Mapo's Mapo Tofu be useful to Satania? Yao Ling fell into deep thought on this question.
"It hurts!" Yao Ling suddenly braked, causing the stupid demon in the back seat to hit his back directly with his nose.
"Yao Ling, why did you stop the car suddenly?"
The corner of Yao Ling's mouth twitched slightly. When he slowed down just now, he removed the [Transform] spell on his body.
Then he heard several familiar voices discussing him with Satania.
Ok?
Ok? !
Yao Ling turned around silently, and as expected, it was the familiar trio.
The three main characters of "The Daily Lives of High School Boys".
The protagonist of the passerby, the one who makes comments - Zhongbang.
The real protagonist - Tabata Hidenori.
The perverted one - Yoshitake Tanaka.
As one of the most powerful comedy anime, this anime has become a must-have for Yao Ling when eating, but the price is that she has to choke three or five times during a meal.
"Ah, I want to ride a bike with a pretty girl too!"
"Stupid Jizhu! That's too loud! The other person is looking at you!"
"What should I do? Should I run?"
Yao Ling fell into deep thought, "Satania, wait for me."
Now that you have encountered it, don't leave.
Let me know what the reward is.
"Hideki! He's coming! Hideki?"
"Who are you?" Tabata Hidetoshi made a puzzled face and took two steps back. "I don't know you two. After all, I'm just a passerby."
"What?! Xiu Zheng! Is that possible? Are you going to abandon the two of us and run away by yourself?!"
Yao Ling came over and patted the three people on the shoulders.
"I am a demon from hell. I have cursed you. You will be very unlucky tomorrow and will be constipated when you go to the toilet. If you want to break this curse, you must find a frog that can do backflips, a fish that can shock nuns, and a beautiful girl's fat before the sun sets. Only then can the curse be lifted."
Yao Ling made up a few words, "Of course, if you can learn the most mysterious and terrifying dance from China - Ji Ni Taimei can also break the curse."
Just as the three of them were silent, wondering if they had encountered some strange old chuunibyou, Yao Ling activated [Transform into Invisible]
He ran away with Satania, leaving behind only three people who were disheveled in the wind.
"No... Gone?!"
“Are we really cursed???”
"Demon?! It's really a demon!"
Yao Ling did not feel ashamed at all for fooling the naive and ignorant boy. On the contrary, he felt very proud of it.
Satania, who witnessed everything, was horrified. This guy was definitely a devil!
Yao Ling looked at his harvest and couldn't help but smile.
It was like the wolf seeing the heavy purse, Dio seeing the roll, and the Butter Lady touching the baguette.
First of all, all the abilities of the Mark of the Outsider were activated, which meant that he could finally stop time!
Moreover, it is a powerful version that lasts for one minute. When time is stopped, it can also accelerate itself, so one minute can be used as two minutes. In short, it is very satisfying. However, Yao Ling feels as if he has established a connection with a certain existence. With his permission, he can contact the other party through the mark.
The Outsider, huh?
Yao Ling skipped the mark and looked at the other rewards.
[Puppet of the Night Witch and the Swordsman]
An ancient golem made in the Eternal City.
Able to summon the souls of the Night Witch and the Swordsman.
Two sisters who volunteered to be puppets. They are outsiders with cold blood and can wield liquid weapons.
Puppet? Yao Ling frowned and subconsciously wanted to curse Servais.
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