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"According to the law, it is forbidden to have sex with girls under the age of 18, except for serious relationships. Violators will be sentenced to a minimum of two years in prison."

?

Yao Ling stared with a pair of dead fish eyes. When did he change to eighteen? It doesn't matter. No girl should be blind enough to fall in love with him anymore.

He looked at the girl opposite him, the familiar petite girl with blonde hair and twin ponytails, and a bad premonition came over him.

Judge: Are you guys in a serious relationship?

Yao Ling: This...

The blonde girl who looks very arrogant at first glance: I don’t like him!

You tm...

At this time, the judge turned his head and Yao Ling was shocked. Isn't this his boss? !

"Yao Ling, our app needs some more attractive features. As our programmer, you may have to work while operating a sewing machine."

"What are the specific requirements?"

“I want to be able to make our app interface color work according to the user’s phone case.”

You too...

Yao Ling rushed forward, wanting to fight the bastard to the death. The next second, he opened his eyes while lying on the bed.

Oh, it turns out I don’t have a boss. I was fired before I traveled through time.

Oh, it turns out that there is no need to worry about two years in jail, because there is no possibility that a petite, cute and tsundere beautiful girl with blonde hair and twin ponytails will fall in love with me.

Yao Ling got out of bed, walked to the window, tore a small slit in the tape, and looked out, only to find that it was just getting light.

Most people will sleep lightly and wake up early when they are in an unfamiliar environment or have something on their mind. Even their dreams will be messy and strange.

Yao Ling touched the mark on his hand, his eyes narrowed slightly, Very good, my Pokémon... No, the Master of Ashes is about to set off.

Do you know what the most surviving spirit-summoning snail is?

Yao Ling strode to the door, then turned around silently and hid for a while longer, trying to find a way to collect five ashes.

I hope the chat group can give me some support, and it would be best if new members can join the group in the next few days.

Yao Ling uploaded "Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World" and "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected"

Yao Ling: Good morning! You two should get up and watch the anime!

Yukinoshita Yukino: Good morning, Mr. Yao Ling.

Yao Ling: Just call me Yao Ling.

Yukinoshita Yukino: I understand.

Yao Ling: What about 486?

Yukinoshita Yukino was stunned, then realized that the other person was talking about Natsuki Subaru.

Yukinoshita Yukino: Based on my communication with him these few days, he probably stayed up late playing games and just went to bed.

Yao Ling: Then you... understand, the top students are early risers, right?

Although Yukinoshita Yukino doesn't know the meaning of involution, she can still understand it through the context.

Yukinoshita Yukino: Isn’t it normal to get up at five o’clock to review?

Yao Ling: It is normal, that’s right… So I feel that your schedule is still suitable for our country. How about taking a day off to watch anime? Just take it as a look at your future. Of course, don’t take it too seriously. After all, the future has changed in a certain sense, so if you resist, you can change it.

Yukinoshita Yukino: OK

Yukinoshita opened the group file uploaded by Yao Ling and looked at it for a while. Just when she was wondering who this boy with dead eyes in the anime belonged to, she and the Service Club appeared.

Yukinoshita Yukino:? ? ? ?

Yukinoshita Yukino: What are these words floating by?

Yao Ling: It’s the barrage. From my memory, the uploaded files naturally have barrage. After all, it’s boring without barrage, although I would be angry if it is turned on.

Yukinoshita Yukino: It's alright...

Watching the insects floating by one by one in the barrage, Yukinoshita's eyes became serious.

Damn... She is not a Mushino, nor a Hirano...

The brain of someone who cares too much about this kind of thing isn't much bigger than mine!

The second young lady felt the world's full of malice towards her.

At this moment, he was looking at the two little demons about one meter tall in the corner of the room. He summoned them last night and asked them to keep watch for him in the corner before going to bed.

I haven't had time to take a closer look at them.

Hmm...these two little devils with pointed teeth...

Why is there a strange blush on her face? Am I staring too hard? Yao Ling was too weak to complain.

Fanged Devil 1: "Gah"

Fanged Devil 2: "Wow"

Very good, in that case.

"From now on, you will be called Kouge, and you will be called Kouge." Yao Ling named the two little devils, "You two, my safety depends on you!"

Among the ordinary-level ashes, the only one with a name is the cute girl Kulala.

This means that Yao Ling has the opportunity to give nineteen kinds of ordinary ashes. Do you know how attractive this is to a naming fanatic?

He was so ecstatic!

As for the skeleton and the son of platinum, he needs to think carefully about it (at this point, I have to mention the first few episodes of a certain domestic animation)

Ok…

I think when he has finished thinking of them, they will definitely be some great names like the one he just came up with, which will shock the world and make ghosts cry!

Very good, now...

"Hmm..." Yao Ling thought for a moment and opened the group chat again. After all, this was his only form of entertainment now.

Yao Ling: I find that I don’t seem to have anything to do except chatting in the group.

Natsuki Subaru: This is when the benefits of not going to school come into play! Let me, the helpful Natsuki Subaru, help... What the hell?! I died again!

Yao Ling: It’s okay to watch the show while chatting in the group, but you are the protagonist, so at least be serious and try to go through every event in one go.

Natsuki Subaru: Don't worry, I've thought of a way to solve most of the problems.

Yao Ling: Can you tell me in detail?

Natsuki Subaru: When I encounter difficulties, I will look for the Sword Master. If he is happy, I will be happy.

Yao Ling: Good idea.

【"Want to make friends" join the chat group】

[“The dark corner is awesome” has joined the chat group]

[“Current Charge Speed ​​Zisha Bar” has joined the chat group]

Following the three reminders to join the group, even Yukinoshita Yukino, who was about to go to school, stopped.

Yukinoshita Yukino: Are you a new member? These nicknames... feel a bit strange, as if I saw Natsuki who just joined the group...

Yao Ling: Newcomers, please use your real name. If you don’t understand something, you can read the things you must know about the chat group in the group file.

Natsuki Subaru: Yes, it was written by Yukinoshita-san. It is concise, easy to understand and clear.

After a while…

Goto Ichiri: Strange emoticons.jpg

Komi Glass: Hello everyone...

Well... it looks like one of them has gone stupid, and the other one's language system is broken, although it seems that the other's language system is originally encrypted, like brain wave communication.

Kuroki Tomoko: Goldfinger?! Could it be that I can finally get the power to destroy the whole world?!

Hmm...I accidentally said what I feel as a dark and depressed otaku.

Volume 004: Kuroki Tomoko, how can she be so cute

[When the number of chat group members reaches five, the time travel function will be enabled]

Dimensional Chat Group·Crossing: The time you can stay in the current world is determined by your influence on the current world. This limit gradually decreases as the number of people increases. You need to wait half an hour after each crossing before you can continue to use this function. You can pay a certain amount of points to erase the cooling CD.

The sudden prompt interrupted the three newcomers' questions and excitement.

? ? ? ?

Damn it? !

Can I go back to normal society? Even if I can only stay for half a day!

But points...seems to be only obtainable through group achievements and group sign-in. What about the standard group tasks and group mall? ?

Is it not unlocked? Or is this chat group really just for daily life, so there is no such function.

Yao Ling: Sexy waste, seeking shelter online. I have been staying in this dark and strange room for a whole night. Now I just want to go back to the normal world and rest for a while.

Yukinoshita Yukino: You can come to my place after school and I will arrange a place for you to stay.

Yao Ling fell into deep thought as he looked at the two hours of time left for the journey. Except for Natsuki Subaru, who could stay in his world for three hours, he could only stay in other people's worlds for that long.

Kuroki Tomoko:?! Traveling to another world??

Tomoko Kuroki: Please come to my world! @姚零

Goto Ichiri: Um... Kuroki-san should be a student too... Is that okay?

Tomoko Kuroki: It’s okay, I was just pretending to be sick!

No! This has nothing to do with pretending to be sick! Inviting a strange man to your home casually, isn't this too dangerous?! Goto Ichiri thought in horror.

But the group members in the other world feel so powerful. No matter who they are, as long as they have this identity, they will give off a sense of mystery.

Kuroki Tomoko? Yao Ling stroked his chin and thought about it. First of all, although Yukinoshita is honest and kind, she would be very nervous when meeting this kind of super academic and strict beautiful girl, just like a student meeting his homeroom teacher.

And Komi Shoko and Goto Ichiri…

Komi Shoko is a super beautiful girl who can turn 99% of people into perverts and nymphomaniacs. She has many friends, but she is socially anxious and cannot communicate normally.

Goto Ichiri is a beautiful girl with a great figure. She plays guitar and has many fans. She joined a band and works hard with her good friends, but she is also a socially anxious person.

Therefore, the only people that Yao Ling could feel at ease meeting were otakus like Natsuki Subaru and bereaved girls whose mental state was worrying like Kuroki Tomoko.

Yao Ling: Okay, then I’ll come. Please agree to my application for time travel.

Kuroki Tomoko's eyes widened, and the next second, she looked at the healthy, hideous and cunning devil face in front of her with horror. Kuroki Tomoko's eyes were dull, and she subconsciously turned her head to run, but ended up meeting another face.

He opened his mouth slightly, and it seemed as if something came out. Hey! That must be the soul! That must be the soul!

"Hello, Kuroki-san, nice to meet you." Yao Ling said, feeling a little embarrassed. Of course, he was also a little excited, after all, it was his first time seeing a real-life anime character.

"Ah?" Kuroki Tomoko's eyes were dull and she asked meaninglessly.

The girl in front of me stared at her messy hair with tears in her dark circles. She was not as outrageous as in the anime. In fact, Kuroki Tomoko's appearance was quite good, but it was messy, which lowered her rating.

"Heimu?" Yao Ling asked cautiously.

He looked down at the water stains beneath Kuroki Tomoko and fell into deep thought.

Do you want to go back?

Kuroki Tomoko seemed to have found her savior. She pointed at the two little devils in the room with horror, her lips still trembling uncontrollably.

Oops, I forgot that Hei Mu had only been in the group for a short time and didn’t know about the little demons yet, and he didn’t take them back when he traveled through time.

"Ahem..." Yao Ling took them back under the resentful gazes of the two little demons.

Finally, Tomoko Kuroki couldn't hold on any longer and collapsed to the ground.

With weak hands supporting the ground, the building was gasping for breath as if it had survived a disaster.

"Sorry, sorry, I wasn't paying attention and scared you..." Yao Ling was a little flustered, and he stretched out his hand to pull the other person up.

But after feeling the liquid on the other person's hand, Yao Ling's body stiffened.

Can I go to the bathroom now?