Yao Ling: Academy City's specialty female ketone, right? What Louvre? ?

Natsuki Subaru: It has to be Academy City.

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Volume 045: Melina: There is a pervert

"Melina? Are you there?"

"Come out and chat for a while?"

"A few questions for you?"

"Hey, you don't even need to burn the tree, my Wind Spirit Moon Shadow will directly hit Black Sword in the face."

"Come out and chat for a while?"

Yao Ling sighed and finally uttered a word.

"Epilepsy"

"you dare!"

Melina came out, and Yao Ling looked at her with a smile.

"Say, what's the matter?"

"Upgrade for me!" Yao Ling's eyes lit up and he said quickly.

"But you don't have Rune."

Melina only heard a "ding" sound, and 999999999 runes appeared on Yao Ling's body.

Melina: ????

What's going on? What was that noise just now? Do you dare to turn it up a little more?

Melina was silent for a long time, then spoke again.

"But you are clearly already invincible, do you really still need my strength?"

"Who said that?!" Yao Ling stretched his neck and wanted to refute.

"Ever since you killed the tree guard with a stick, then the evil omen demon, and then Greg."

Then he punched the red wolf of Radagon's family, knocking its head into the ground. After Lena pulled him away for a while, he held on to her and refused to let go. In the end, it was Lani who was waiting in the magician's tower who came to drag him away.

After that, he became even worse and worse, becoming the biggest scourge in the border area. If Melina hadn't known that he was here to save the world, she would have wanted to kill this bastard for the sake of justice.

Then he went from the Royal City to Gailede. He didn't do anything. The four black knife assassins and the sons of platinum from Yidian Town beat him for a long time, but he was not hurt at all. The biggest problem was that he got lost? ?

How big is Yidian Town? You're telling me you're lost?

Finally, he ran to the Holy Tree and beat up Malenia, and directly entered the second stage, and then was beaten into a potted plant by Yao Ling.

Then he went specially to Mongyang.

Except for the sewers in the royal city, basically no place escaped his harm.

"..."

"Hmm..." Yao Ling fell into deep thought, "My sacrifice was... that was a necessary sacrifice on the road to becoming a king. But you, how come you are still the same as in the game? We have only met less than 20 times so far."

"..."

"Forget it, let's upgrade."

"Please let me touch your hand...hand?" Melina was stunned for a moment and looked at the other party in shock.

Could this guy be trying to touch his hand on purpose in the name of upgrading?

"you…"

"Ahem, I'm ready to upgrade. Let me think about what to add first."

Melina was silent for a moment, thinking that you could reach the maximum level just by biting a few more times, why would you need to add any more points?

Ten minutes later, Melina confirmed her guess that her future king was an absolute pervert.

The scariest thing is that after being with each other for a long time, I also start to become weird.

"Hand... I've let you touch my hand for so long, you must not get mad."

"Crazy? I don't care about him even if he has a forked sausage. How can I care about him if he has another forked sausage?" Yao Ling patted his chest and promised.

Melina nodded vigorously.

Yao Ling also sat up from the bed. He was dreaming again. The memory of the first week was gradually coming back. He thought for a long time and said...

"Melina is so cute."

The wood turned out to be me.

But in the first week, I have to save the world? Yao Ling fell into deep thought, could it be a multi-world disaster?

Yao Ling thought so and opened the chat group.

Yao Ling: It’s decided.

Kuroki Tomoko:?

Yao Ling: We must end the monopoly and domination of forked ham!

Kuroki Tomoko: What is that?

Tomoko Kuroki couldn't understand why this birdman would say some crazy things every morning when he woke up.

Gang Ringo: Kakine is going to participate in a program today, I’m really looking forward to it.

Yao Ling: Could it be a food show? ? That’s why Kakine Teito’s cooking skills are outrageous.

Ringo: Kakine said that he is fully prepared this time and will definitely defeat Accelerator.

Here's a joke: Accelerator, Kakine Teito, and Misaka Mikoto participated in a cooking competition at the same time, and Accelerator, who only knew how to heat up hamburgers, actually won.

It's really outrageous in every sense of the word.

Illya: Hmm, I’m so sleepy. It’s time to go to school again.

Emiya Kiritsugu: Illya got up very early.

Yao Ling: Come to think of it, why do you get up so early, Hei Mu?

Tomoko Kuroki: Thanks for reminding me that I should go to bed.

Yukinoshita Yukino: Kuroki-san, staying up all night is not good for your health.

Tomoko Kuroki: Ahem, it’s mainly because the men in the newly bought game are so sexy that I spent an entire night there without realizing it. Fortunately, I learned magic pretty well, and it has improved my physical fitness to a certain extent.

Yukinoshita Yukino:?

Yukinoshita Yukino: It seems that apart from staying up all night... Kuroki-san also needs to exercise restraint in other aspects.

Yao Ling: Poof

Kuroki Tomoko: ???

Kuroki Tomoko: It’s not that I don’t have it! I was just looking at it for fun!!!

Tomoko Kuroki: Is it wrong to like sexy and handsome men?

I have to say, as long as it's not in person, Kuroki Tomoko is super brave, okay? She can do it whether it's dirty talk or driving.

Ichiri Goto: I've had enough of the red tape.

Ichiri Goto: After the lesson in the middle of the night, and after hearing these words repeatedly appear in my dream, I felt like I was haunted by a new nightmare.

Yao Ling: What did Xiao Gudu play at the beginning?

Goto Ichiri: It was a samurai…

Yao Ling: Just switch to a mage, it will be a lot easier.

Komi Glass: ...

Yao Ling: ? ?

Komi Glass: ?╭╮?

Yao Ling:?

Komi Glass: The...

Yao Ling:?

【Komi Glass has been offline】

Yao Ling: ???

Natsuki Subaru: I just woke up and saw Yao Ling bullying girls. He is so cruel.

Yao Ling???

I... have?

Yao Ling fell into self-doubt.

At the same time, Ichimatsu Kohina looked at the chat group, tilted her head, and felt quite good. With this chat group, she could chat with people even when she returned home from school.

Although Ichimatsu Kohina was mostly listening during conversations, it felt more lively when someone was talking, but the empty house, although big, was just her.

"..."

Ichimatsu Kohina touched her stomach and finished her breakfast, it was time to go to school.

As a "doll", it can't do without cup noodles as a power source.

Thinking of this, she came to the kitchen and a man in an apron appeared in front of her.

"Please wait a moment, breakfast will be ready soon!"

!!!

Monster! Pervert! Silver Fairy!

Is he the pervert who was sent to the police station by himself? !

"Hey, hey, hey! Is my name a curse word?"

"Are you a pervert for not refuting it?"

Even Ichimatsu Kohina, a true "energy conservationist", somehow shows a lot of emotions towards this man.

"What are you doing?"

"Cook a healthy and delicious breakfast."

"I want to eat cup noodles."

"It's confiscated. I will cook healthy meals for you from now on. No more instant noodles."

"Where's the instant fried noodles?"

"no!"

"What about the convenience of fans?"

"Can't!"

“Where’s the instant pasta?”

"Don't even think about it!"

“Instant Udon?”

"No, instant noodles! Too unhealthy!"

"..."

It really felt like a nagging old mother. Ichimatsu Kohina thought of Yao Ling's complaints in the group.

But she didn't say it. Although she loves instant noodles, ordinary food can also be a source of motivation for her.

"Will you eat with me?"

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