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"It's the Platinum Son's hood! Do you want one? I'll give you one."

"Bring it here, let me try!"

When the two little girls finished their snacks and walked into the living room hand in hand, they saw two creatures with strange headgear rolling around everywhere.

???

The bright smile on Sakura Kinomoto's face froze in an instant. Harley had a blank expression, but it was obvious that she was greatly shocked.

Harley was silent for a moment, then turned around silently, her dull eyes matched with a bright smile, "Sakura, your master's side flip is not as smooth as my master's."

"Oh no! Harley is stimulated! Her brain is damaged!" Sakura said in shock.

Well, after all, the impact of the Son of Platinum flipping over was too great.

However, after snacks, it was time to take Harry to his new home. Yao Ling had prepared a portal for this purpose, which would ensure that Harry could go home directly after school after arriving at Hogwarts.

Boarding? Not necessary! School rules don't allow it?

Hmm... makes sense...

But what does this have to do with the king of my border? Yao Ling sent Latan's projection to discuss the school rules with Hogwarts last night, and finally got the approval of all professors headed by Albus. Among them, Snape was the most active when he heard that Harry had a pair of eyes that looked like her mother's.

Huh? Snape, what's wrong with you??? The other professors looked at each other in disbelief.

Snape turned his head away silently, ignoring the gazes of others.

After hearing that Yao Ling would hunt down Voldemort, they, who were originally skeptical, agreed on the spot after seeing their strength.

So Voldemort was killed in the morning, without any fragments of his soul left?

Too careless? He is not a god of war, just a Voldemort.

Speaking of which…

For some reason I thought of electronic cricket fighting, which is a comparison of character combat power, and a comparison of combat power across works, which is jokingly called electronic cricket fighting.

He used the magic of the boundary to defeat Voldemort. Did he let an interstellar Zerg into the cricket fight?

But it doesn't matter. After Voldemort was easily defeated by him, only the Death Eaters were left. There were too many of them, and he was too lazy to defeat them one by one. After defeating a group of them, the rest were left to ordinary wizards.

After the four of them arrived at the castle, Nyako drooled at the sight of the maid group that Yao had hired with his pocket money.

Damn, they are maids! Most of them are real maids, and there are so many of them!

Beautiful girl? Nayako was stunned for a moment, then looked at Yao Ling. Yao Ling coughed lightly and turned his head away as if nothing had happened.

He asked the maid to take the two children to familiarize themselves with the castle, while Yao Ling sat down on the chair carefree.

Yao Ling: @Xiao Meiyan, what’s going on?

Homura Akemi: Even though I still can't completely believe it, I need your help.

By watching anime and playing games, reading encyclopedias and reading comments, she roughly understood the personality of everyone in the group. Well, it is worth mentioning that most of her understanding of Yao Ling came from the secondary creation of Elden's Ring.

That is to say, A'ti is a combination of philandering, mentally retarded, perverted and crazy.

After seeing so many outrageous secondary creations, it was hard for her to look directly at Yao Ling.

At the same time, she wondered if this person was reliable or not. If she hadn't seen the smooth sneak attack operation of the War God, she would even classify him as the same as a certain Sayaka.

Well, A Yan’s insults are too harsh, I will block them for you.

Homura Akemi: Please, please help me.

For the person who knew her inside and out, Homura Akemi chose to sincerely ask for help.

Yao Ling: No problem at all! I will break the knife and despair brought by Old Urobuchi!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Although... never mind, I'm too weak, I won't hold you back, but for magical girls...

Yao Ling: Shut up! You are not allowed to think about it! You are not allowed to think about it! That is too dirty!

Emiya Kiritsugu: Oh... (grievance)

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Emiya Kiritsugu: I’m just thinking about it.

Yao Ling: Don’t think about it! Put it away!

Gudako: Let me take care of Kyubey. This thing should be able to replace Fufu, right? Infinite Fufu? Very good. It will be easy to get materials in the future, and Chaldea won't have to worry about food.

Yao Ling: I think...

and many more…

Gudako, that's just a funny comic! Maybe...it really works?

Yao Ling: Okay! I support you! Eat! Eat whatever you want!

Homura Akemi: I, Homura Akemi, support you wholeheartedly. Don’t worry about eating. I have studied countless recipes for this.

?

So you've really eaten it?!

But if you think about it carefully... after so many reincarnations, it would be strange if Homura Akemi was in good mental condition.

Nayako: Eat! You can eat anything!

Little Evil God: I heard you talking about food?

Homura Akemi's expression lit up with joy. The most capable players in the group had all come out, so this wave was a sure win.

Sakura Kinomoto: If you need help, Sister Homura, I can also go to Elio, although I haven't met him yet...

Sakura found it hard to accept that a child who looked the same age as her was actually her old father.

Homura Akemi: Thank you so much.

Nayako: I hope that as a famous celebrity in the Louvre, you can marry Xiaoyuan as soon as possible, so that you can live up to us.

Homura Akemi: ???

Yao Ling: Wow! Ah Zhen... Ugh, Nayako! Are you serious?!

Homura Akemi: No, I think you misunderstood. I don't have that kind of feeling towards Madoka.

Homura Akemi was silent for a moment, she seemed unsure...

Damn, Nayako, are you poisonous?!

Volume 091: Homura Akemi under the bed

Witch Night, its age is unknown, although age doesn’t mean anything to it, it can barely be considered a model worker.

But she is not the kind who works all year round like Teacher Yue at the finish line, Tony who is everywhere, nor is she like the iron-clad Shizuka Hiratsuka.

It is the kind of boss that is only chosen when fighting a powerful boss and has a very high appearance rate. There are also others like Gatanjea.

As one of the bosses, Witch Night has been beaten countless times, kicked by knights, withstood the rays of Zaperion, received continuous fire from Noble Phantasms, and even had a nuclear bomb hit her face. When she goes out to eat with other bosses, she can say that she is a big shot.

"Brother, let me tell you, one of my fans has been hit by Tiga's Zaperion Ray!"

Gatanjea sneered and said, "It's so funny. I've been through the shining version."

But to be honest, Witch's Night is still very high-end.

And I think it must feel great to hit it, so I must give it a try.

Yao Ling thought so and at the same time had a bold idea.

Yao Ling: Witch Night, the freshly-released Witch Night. Does anyone want to play it? I’ll hold it for you so that everyone can have a good kick. First come, first served. The price is affordable!

Natsuki Subaru: ???

Natsuki Subaru: Are you still short of money?

Yao Ling: I have no shortage of them, so I want photos of Reinhard and Julius, the kind that are a little more intimate, you know what I mean?

Natsuki Subaru: There's something wrong with you.

Yao Ling: Think about it, there are so many worlds, and there are many lesbian girls. We can exchange information through photos.

Natsuki Subaru: You'd better really be here to exchange information, Rei from the Magical Index.

Yao Ling: ????

Yao Ling: I don’t understand.

But Yao Ling was just speaking casually on a whim.

The evil idea of ​​creating a dimensional newspaper in each world and spreading false information and leading everyone to gossip suddenly flashed through my mind a few days ago absolutely does not exist.

Yao Ling: I'm just kidding. It's free. If you want to have fun, just come. Don't worry, I'm here, so it's absolutely safe.

Homura Akemi: ???

Absolutely safe? That was Witch Night! But thinking of the strength of the people in the group, she thought about it and it seemed that there was really no problem.

Then he opened the communication room of the next dimension with his backhand.

Yao Ling: @Yakumo Yukari, is the old lady here?

Yakumo Yukari:?

Yao Ling: I remember this group can actively invite people, right? Please help me invite Shemingwan.

Yakumo Yukari: Old...old woman?

Yao Ling: Oh, sorry, that's just a random word. Just listen to me talk nonsense.

Yakumo Yukari:?

Yao Ling: Look, as the saying goes, lies don't hurt people, the truth is the sharpest knife. I said you are an old woman, but you are not really an old woman, but a 17-year-old beautiful girl. Look, are you angry? If you are angry, it means that what I said is right.

Yakumo Yukari: ? ?

Although Yakumo Yukari didn't care much about her age, after hearing what Yao Ling said, she couldn't help but want to beat him up.

Nayako: Why do you want paparazzi posts in the group?

Yao Ling: Forget it, it seems there is no need for her to join the group.

Yao Ling touched his chin. It turned out that he could set up a second group chat based on the dimensional chat group.

Let me see, oh, okay.

As for the name...

【Dimension Newspaper】

Then he directly pulled Nayako in.

Nayako: ???

Yao Ling: I found that we need a department to do the dirty work, you know what I mean.

Nayako: Who am I in your eyes? I am a civil servant! A civil servant of the universe! You want me to do something shady?

Yao Ling: A civil servant who sells arms?

Nayako: Ahem…

Yao Ling: The main reason is that Yukino and the others are in the group. If we encounter a world with more hybrids in the future, it will be difficult to take action.

Nayako: You want to destroy the world? ? Damn, when did you become a demon king? !

Yao Ling: It’s not like the world will be destroyed. Think about “Black Bullet”. Facing such a world, all we have to do is kidnap all the children. They don’t hate children that much anyway. Don’t worry, we’ll never see them again.

Nayako: Damn, what’s the difference between what you did and destroying the other party’s civilization?

Nayako: Too evil! How can I, Nayako, a civil servant of the universe, associate with you? ! I! righteously reject you!

Yao Ling: Think about "Black Bullet".

Nayako: Hiss... That's really too true. Okay, what you said makes sense. I agreed, so why do you keep talking about the black bullet?

Yao Ling: I found that my world might be a parallel world of "Black Bullet", and it is the route of human destruction. The only difference is that the gastrula in my world seem to have lost their ability to survive and their numbers are extremely small, which is very different from the original work, but they only exist on land.

Nayako: You mean...

Yao Ling: The seabed was densely packed with them, it made me dumbfounded. If these creatures didn't only eat their own kind, there might not even be a single granulosa starfish left in the sea.

Nyako: The granuloma starfish is okay, you are worthy of it, you have an excellent ability of description. But since this is the world of Black Bullet, then I, Nyako, must come to help you.