"What are you doing?! Stop it now! Get away from Yui!!"
?
Hikigaya Hachiman slowly asked, "What a familiar voice!" So he looked in the direction of the voice with his dead eyes. "Hmm? What a familiar person?"
It seems like I see this often... What the hell! Aren't these the bastards in class? ? !
The one leading the group was a beautiful girl named Yumiko Miura with blonde hair, green eyes and a trendy dress. The other one was Hayato Hayama, a beautiful boy with blonde hair and blue eyes. There were a few other people around them who were in the same circle as them.
At this moment, they were all staring worriedly at Yuigahama Yui, who had a pitiful face. Hikigaya Hachiman's mouth twitched slightly. In this situation, would they be misunderstood as us bullying this guy?
Don't get me wrong! We are helping her!
Wait...it seems like I am bullying her by holding her down...
The Great Teacher continued to stare with dead eyes, lost in thought.
Volume 146: Miura Yumiko's Doubts
What do these good friends of Yuigahama think is going on?
Well... when I think about it carefully, it was probably just a few friends going out to play together, and the person who always came in the past suddenly sent a message saying that he had something to do and couldn’t come, but I actually saw her outside.
She was also surrounded by a group of strange people, including the gloomy character who had always been inconspicuous, very withdrawn, and no one communicated with him in the class.
This gloomy man not only held his good friend down, but also made her cry...
Ok…
Hikigaya Hachiman thought to himself that something bad was happening. He, the great Hikigaya Hachiman, was afraid that he would become a bad student today. If nothing unexpected happened, Hikigaya Hachiman's life would end here.
So tragic!
Hikigaya Hachiman was on the verge of tears but he was still holding back his tears with a tense face. The great teacher who usually looked gloomy and useless actually had a bit of the flavor of a bad boss at this moment.
"What are you doing?!" It was Yumiko Miura who ran over first, followed closely by the others.
Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't explain, so he could only shift his gaze to other people.
Yao Ling took out his phone and explained to them seriously, "This is what happened. A monkey fell from the sky and attacked Yuigahama Yui. The monkey was very mean. Well... thanks to Hikigaya Hachiman's courage, he fought with the monkey with a super red bottom and finally defeated the monkey with his powerful strength. He was rubbing Yuigahama Yui's shoulders just now because the monkey was the one who beat Tuanzi's shoulders."
Yao Ling opened his cell phone and found a picture.
It’s an emoticon of a monkey falling from a telephone pole, with a line of text on it: I’ll be straight for the rest of my life.
"Are you kidding us?! So who are you?" Yumiko Miura glared at him fiercely.
Yao Ling touched his chin, "Oh? Are you asking me?"
It was obvious that Yao Ling was about to start talking nonsense, but Yukinoshita Yukino stopped him without saying a word. She looked at Miura Yumiko and the others, feeling a little embarrassed. After all, her personality had changed a lot, and it was impossible for her to confront them directly. After all, they were only doing this for Yuigahama Yui's own good.
"Well..." Yukinoshita Yukino hesitated for a long time, and finally said, "There was a monkey."
"???" Miura Yumiko slowly typed a few question marks, and looked at this classmate whom she had always felt a little disgusted with with a confused face. She had noticed her a long time ago. Not only her, but also the second-year transfer student Gosuke Ruri was there, and then Totsuka Ayaka, who she also had some impression of. There was also a woman in a doll costume who looked a little familiar, but she was always eating a hamburger with her head down so her face could not be seen. Then there was Yao Ling, a guy who looked no different from an ordinary young man.
But to be honest, she really felt like she was put into a spicy fly trap. She ate it, but it was still so spicy that it changed color.
? ? ? ?
What are you talking about? Is this something Yukinoshita Yukino can say? ! In Miura Yumiko's memory of Yukinoshita Yukino, this guy was clearly the kind of person who was extremely arrogant and cold, and was the type that had a completely bad compatibility with her.
She was allowed to make a joke like this, but Miura Yumiko suspected that something was wrong. However, it was different for Hayato Hayama next to her. Based on his understanding of Yukinoshita Yukino, he really began to doubt whether a monkey really had attacked Yuigahama Yui. After all, Yukinoshita Yukino was not someone who would joke or lie.
So, it was really Hikigaya and the monkey fighting?!
Huh? So why did you really believe it?! Hikigaya Hachiman looked at the golden retriever in disbelief.
Hey, hey, hey!!! You look stupid if you do this, you know that?
"Damn it, Yukinoshita! Are you kidding me too?!" Miura Yumiko directed her anger towards Yukinoshita Yukino again. Yukinoshita immediately acted as if it was really the monkey who did it, and it was Hikigaya Hachiman who defeated the monkey with his great power. She said, "Don't look at me like that. We are really telling the truth. Why can't you believe us?"
It can be seen that with this expression, the aggressive Yumiko Miura, the Venus flytrap, was once again forced to eat the mapo tofu made by our dear Kirei Kotomine himself.
Is this really my problem? Miura Yumiko doubted herself.
"I see! Thank you so much!" Sho Tobe walked up to Hikigaya without saying a word and held his hand.
"????"
No, you are the only one who really believed it?! Hikigaya Hachiman was dumbfounded, the corners of his mouth twitching as hard as the strings of a folk musician plucking cotton.
Outrageous, outrageous.
"Tobu..." Hayato Hayama wanted to say something but stopped. He stopped and wanted to say something again. What should he say?
"Tobe...you..." Miura Yumiko also had a complicated look, and felt that Tobe Sho's brain seemed to have been eaten by a zombie.
"Eh? What's the problem?" Tobe Sho was also confused. "If the teacher is here, there is no way he can lie to us, and Yuigahama is also trying to hold back her laughter."
Sho Tobe, who obviously has the lowest IQ among the few and has suffered a lot of persecution in the fan fiction, also expressed his opinion. After all, Hayato Hayama and Yumiko Miura's attention is now on Yao Ling and Yukinoshita Yukino who are talking. They didn't notice Yuigahama Yui who didn't look pitiful as if she was not being bullied, nor did they notice that this little ball couldn't help laughing when he heard Yao Ling say that Hikigaya Hachiman was fighting with a monkey.
What's more, Tobe Sho pointed at Fujimura Taiga.
"Because, Mr. Fujimura is here too."
Taiga Fujimura, who had been chewing a hamburger with her head down, also raised her head. Although she was wearing a particularly funny doll costume, she had a serious face. She chewed food with her cheeks puffed up, and spoke incoherently.
"Everyone... you are all good kids, don't quarrel, hiccup~ you must get along well with each other, classmates and friends should be united and friendly, otherwise I, the teacher, will be sad, really sad!!"
Finally, Fujimura Taiga swallowed the food and looked at them seriously.
"..."
"???"
"well??"
Several people were dumbfounded, "Teacher Fujimura?!"
Yes, it was that well-known warm-hearted, spicy teacher among spicy teachers, Fuyuki... Oh, I forgot, now in Chiba, that is the tiger among Chiba tigers————
It's Fujimura Taiga!!
"Why is Mr. Fujimura here?!"
"Because the teacher wants to lead everyone to save the world!!" Fujimura Taiga put his hands on his hips, "This is what Japanese high school students with a sense of justice must do."
Volume 147: Lucky Tiger
"Because the teacher wants to lead everyone to save the world!!" Fujimura Taiga put his hands on his hips, "This is what Japanese high school students with a sense of justice must do."
Light!! When he said this, Fujimura Taiga's eyes lit up!!
As a fujoshi, Hime Ebina also realized that this was a misunderstanding, so she continued to daydream with a strange smile on her face, and it seemed that she was still brainstorming in her mind.
Although it is a strange smile, it cannot be said to be strange. The accurate name is probably something like an aunt's smile, which is a necessary skill for rotten girls. It can be seen that in this brainstorming session, there must be two... three... or even four or five men who were persecuted by this famous rotten girl in the second dimension at the same time, and entered the filming scene of a Thai drama in their minds.
(ps: The auntie smile is a skill that all fujoshis have, especially my mother’s fujoshi auntie smile, which still shocks me. Is my mother the only fujoshi??)
Even though she was smiling like an auntie, Ebina was still very pretty. It was still a very beautiful scenery, attracting the attention of Tobe Sho who had a crush on her. Yao Ling, who knew his true nature, stepped back silently to avoid being added to the magical party in her mind.
"Save the world..." Miura Yumiko was speechless. She looked at Fujimura Taiga, not knowing what to say. After all, this was indeed possible...
Well... judging from the performance of Fujimura Taiga, the fierce teacher, it is indeed possible that he would do such a thing, especially in front of the well-known beautiful transfer girl of the chuunibyou school. Although some time has passed, when Goker Ruri transferred in and her chuunibyou disease broke out, many people still tolerated her.
Ok…
How to say it, although being so eccentric may cause her to be bullied in Japan, Gokou Ruri is strong enough to directly rule out this possibility. During the exam, she directly searched for the answers on the Internet in Goto Ichiri's world. She did think about asking Yukinoshita Yukino directly in the group, but was rejected by the second lady without hesitation. However, relying on this supernatural cheating, Gokou Ruri successfully became the second under Yukinoshita Yukino.
By the way, the fifth place was Hachiman Hikigaya, who also chose to flexibly use his super eyesight. The answers of the others were clear to see, what a humanoid self-propelled hawk tube.
A fierce teacher, a middle school girl with a second-year syndrome, a gloomy otaku in the class, a transvestite in the tennis club, a strange Yukinoshita Yukino, um...
It is indeed very likely that this group would organize an activity that involves making a chuuni declaration about saving the world.
As for the remaining Yao Ling...
So who is he?
"She's the consultant and instructor of our team!" Fujimura Taiga introduced directly. It can be seen that she learns quickly and she has already started to get excited about leading students to save the world.
"He is a time traveler from China, so there is no problem for him to guide this group of high school students to save the world," said Fujimura Taikawa.
Yao Ling then thought of Fujimura Taiga's many feats of saving the world. Fujimura Taiga was outrageous. I have mentioned it before, but I still want to mention it again.
Because he was running on the roof while chasing a thief who stole the wine barrel, he accidentally bumped into the emperor and the princess. Yes, it was during the meeting of the three kings. Then, in order to save a drowning dog, he silenced a certain demon and directly saved mankind once.
Everyone knows that the princess is the emperor's little wife, but after seeing the heroic Fujimura Taiga, Weber was immediately moved and confessed his love on the spot, but received no response. Fujimura Taiga continued to execute justice, and at the same time a major earthquake that could destroy humanity was avoided for her.
Finally, after taking the emperor and the princess around and successfully returning the dog to its owner, this action moved the heavens, and a huge meteorite deviated from its orbit.
Humanity is saved again!
There was even a woman who choked to death while eating and took down the Holy Grail, which moved Xiao An.
That's some good luck, boy!
The great luck that turns the impossible into the possible, even the interference of the law of causality, parallel worlds, etc. can be reversed. This is Type-Moon's greatest luck!
Then there is the strength. Apart from this outrageous luck, this ultimate European emperor in the second dimension not only has the record of fighting against Kotomine Kirei's Mapo Tofu and coming very close to victory, but he may also be slightly better than Ryougi Shiki in swordsmanship.
Too strong! Really too strong!!
Is this the real savior? !
Do you think that she is an epic enhancement by becoming the carrier of the god's spirit like the Leopard Man? Wrong! Very wrong! This is simply a major nerf!
Besides, what is a mere leopard man? Isn’t the dominance of personality in her hands?
Do you understand the value of Fuyuki Tiger? !
Yao Ling seriously suspected that if the comedy comics were not possessed by this version of Fujimura Taikawa, there might be some non-existent secondary abilities that were spoofed by fans.
Inherent barrier————Tiger bamboo sword
It's probably like this: this is my territory and I'm the boss. I say how we play, and my rules must be recognized. This kind of ability created by spoof may really exist.
Fujimura Taiga is truly terrifying.
"Yes, I am a time traveler from China." Yao Ling nodded.
"Okay, Yumiko." Yuigahama Yui quickly pulled her good friend aside. It was unknown what they said, and Yao Ling didn't have the habit of eavesdropping.
After saying that, Yumiko Miura embarrassedly lifted her hair, and after saying goodbye politely to Taiga Fujimura, the foursome left.
Yao Ling sighed with regret.
"what happened?"
"fine."
He is just too conscientious and would not persecute others for no reason. Otherwise, how could he let go of the model worker group who is often persecuted among his fans?
"So what we have to do now is to eliminate those threatening evil spirits, and then send the rest to the underworld you are going to create, right?"
"That's right." Yao Ling said, looking at Hikigaya Hachiman and Totsuka Ayaka, "If the two of you are willing, you can also become messengers of the underworld, which can also avoid the ending of the soul dissipating."
Yao Ling roughly calculated the time and found that after he finished his work, he would just make it in time for Harry and the others to start school. This made him feel relieved. Then he would start rubbing the underworld by hand. He called Lani in the group and prepared to ask Lani for help.
At the same time, he went to the residence prepared for him by the Yukinoshita family.
very good!
Start rubbing…?
???
Yao Ling was suddenly startled, feeling like something was going to happen.
Could there be a new group member? Who would it be?
If possible, I hope I am not a weird member of the group.
It would be best if it was someone he could persecute. Then he looked at the names of the new group members and fell into deep thought.
"???"
Volume 148: Gatanjea
Yao Ling rolled up his dead fish eyes, without changing his clothes, he looked exactly like Hikigaya Hachiman. Sometimes new group members could always give him some small tricks.
[Edogawa Conan (Kudo Shinichi) has joined the Dimension Chat Group]
When it comes to the world of "Detective Conan", most people who want to add people to a chat group will choose Haibara Ai, which is a rare choice of Conan.
But to be honest, compared to Haibara Ai, this elementary school student who is a god of death is quite immature, and his ability to commit suicide is also first-rate. The three naughty kids of the Junior Detective Team are even more widely known as the representatives of useless naughty kids who are committing suicide. But in the final analysis, the blame still has to be put on Conan. If it weren't for him, these other naughty kids would not be so clueless about themselves.
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