Second dimension superman life

The blonde girl stood on the man's shoulders with her arms folded, and after laughing twice, she said, "My Lord, although donuts are delicious, I think the strengthening liquid is more suitable as a reward, okay?"

"So you don't want the donuts?"

"of course yes!"

Because he had known from the original plot that this vampire liked to eat donuts, after Chu He conquered Xiaonin, he often treated her to donuts of various flavors, which really made Xiaonin like him more.

But probably because Chu He often changed Xiao Shinobu from small to big and then from big to small at night, and then tasted her hard in bed for several hours, Xiao Shinobu now liked Chu He's strengthening liquid, a high-energy substance, more than donuts.

Just when Chu He and Xiao Ren were interacting intimately, a soft voice like clear spring water came from the school gate:

"Huh? Is it my illusion?"

The owner of the voice came closer with short steps and asked doubtfully:

"Today is supposed to be the day when the main god's shrine opens, but I saw the god playing with a blonde girl like a pervert at the school gate? Isn't this a crime?"

"First of all, Shinobu is actually a vampire who has lived for more than 500 years, not a real little girl. Secondly, none of my actions are considered crimes, and no country dares to punish me."

Chu He held Xiao Shinobu in his arms and stroked her soft cheek, then turned to look at the 158cm tall girl with pigtails who was standing in front of him.

Just like the image in the anime, the girl was wearing a pink and purple school uniform. Curiosity flashed in her purple pupils under her glasses, and her two black braids swayed gently in the breeze, making Chu He recognize her identity at a glance.

Chu He smiled and raised the little blonde girl's hand, waved at her, and said:

"Finally, nice to meet you, Hanekawa Tsubasa-san. I came here specially to see you."

Chapter 204 Hanekawa Tsubasa

Came here specially to find me?

Hanekawa Tsubasa didn't expect that a great man like Chuhe actually knew a small figure like him.

Seeing that Chu He looked easy-going, the girl was not afraid. She just lifted her skirt and saluted the man slightly, then said curiously:

"Nice to meet you, Lord God. I didn't expect you would know a nobody like me."

Although she was well-read, she only knew what she knew. As for Chu He, a big figure who had suddenly risen in recent times, she knew nothing about him except that he was a powerful god who could fly into the sky and suppress volcanic eruptions.

In the girl's memory, she had never met this Lord God, so Hanekawa Tsubasa asked directly: "Lord God, I wonder why you came to see me today?"

"Because I heard your deepest wish? So I came to help you."

"Me? The wish from the bottom of my heart?"

"You don't want to go home, do you?"

"..."

Hanekawa Tsubasa was speechless after Chuhe's blunt remark. After a moment of silence, she came to her senses and said with a smile:

"What? You're making such a kidnapping-like statement. As I recall, the God's business scope is just to bless people with good health, to bless the country with good weather and to slay demons. These sound like something like accident insurance, right?"

"I am not a believer of God, how could God favor me?"

Chu He put Xiaonin back into the shadow, took out his cell phone and handed it to the girl, saying, "It doesn't matter to me whether you believe it or not, but this is a great excuse for you, isn't it?"

"Become my witch. You can get a room of your own, you don't have to worry about living expenses in the future, and you can get the freedom you want. You can do all this by just clicking your fingers and adding me as a friend."

Why does it sound like keeping someone as a mistress? Is this an illusion?

"So the gods also use smartphones? This is really keeping up with the times." Hanekawa Tsubasa didn't dare to refuse Chu He's invitation. He took the phone and entered his line number and email address, and asked: So, what is the price? Is becoming a shrine maiden enough?"

Shinobu popped his head out from the shadows on the ground and said, "Hint: Miko is someone who serves the gods."

Talk too much!

Chu He calmly pushed the blonde girl back to the ground.

And Hanekawa Tsubasa already understood.

"I see, that's true. After all, you are a true god, so the miko should really devote herself to you."

"There's just one thing I don't understand."

Hanekawa Tsubasa confirmed, "I am just an ordinary high school student. I am not very knowledgeable and my personality is very bad. My body looks ordinary and my appearance is not very beautiful. Except that my breasts may be a little big, I really can't think of anything that is worthy of God's attention."

"Do you really need me, a common person like me, to be your miko?"

"Ms. Hanekawa Tsubasa, you are too modest. You are not an ordinary person." Chu He stepped forward and hugged the girl in his arms. Seeing that she did not resist, he knew in his heart that the matter was almost done.

Chu He let go of the girl, stretched out his hand to create a mirror and handed it to Hanekawa Tsubasa, saying: "Look at yourself now. This is not a figure that an ordinary high school student can have. Moreover, for me, your personality and ability are what attract me the most. The body is not that important."

Are you a liar?

Shinobu grumbled in a low voice in the shadow space.

When her master came, he told her that he was mainly attracted to Hanekawa Tsubasa's tender body. But now you tell him that you are attracted to her personality and abilities. Isn't that too much of a difference?

Scumbag!

Unfortunately, Hanekawa Tsubasa couldn't hear Xiaonin's complaints, and Chu He looked very serious. Thinking of the other party's identity as the only true God recognized by all countries in the world, and thinking of what he had to endure in his family, Hanekawa Tsubasa really wanted to agree.

There is nothing unacceptable about devoting your body and soul to God.

"Well, I am flattered to be valued by the Lord God." Hanekawa Tsubasa considered his words and said, "But this is too sudden. Can you allow me to think about it overnight before answering?"

"Oh, of course, but it's not comfortable for you to live at home, so just think of it as an internship. How about staying at my shrine tonight?"

Chu He invited, "Don't worry, if it's just an internship, I won't do anything to you tonight."

Does that mean if I agree, I will be eaten by the God that night? Isn't that a bit too hasty?

Hanekawa Tsubasa doesn't think she has that much charm. Isn't she just an ordinary high school student? Even if she is a sacrifice, she is not a high-class person, right?

However, if you can leave your current family and go to a place where no one will disturb you, where you can live a quiet life and relax for a while, it is also a very attractive proposal.

Gods, I always feel that they are very different from the images of gods in myths and legends in books.

Hanekawa Tsubasa decided to accept Chu He's invitation.

In fact, she didn't think she had the right to refuse. The only true God in the world came personally and asked her to be his priestess. His attitude was so polite. This was enough. Who would dare to refuse?

If my parents knew about this, they would definitely agree immediately and be happy to get rid of this burden.

Therefore, she just wanted to use one night to prepare herself mentally.

"So, are we leaving now?"

Hanekawa Tsubasa agreed to stay at the shrine for one night, but when she saw Chu He still standing there without moving, she asked, "God, do you have anything else to do?"

"Well, there is one more thing to do today."

Chu He nodded and saw another long-haired girl with purple hair and blue eyes, who was a head taller than Hanekawa Tsubasa, coming out of the school gate - Senjougahara Kuroni.

"Look, that's the person. She's in the same class with you, right? Both of you are in Class 3, Grade 1."

Hanekawa Tsubasa looked in the direction Chuhe pointed and said, "Is that Senjougahara-san? Is she also the target of God?"

"Of course!"

"Hey, over there, I heard it!"

When Senjougahara Kuroru heard a man and a woman next to her plotting loudly, she immediately pulled out a utility knife from under her skirt and turned around, then saw the squad leader Hanekawa Tsubasa and the familiar-looking man standing next to her.

Although she had become a poor student, she still had a TV at home. Naturally, she was deeply impressed by big names like Chu He who often appeared on TV recently.

"You, you are the Lord God?"

Chapter 205 Battlefield Harugi

Senjougahara Kuronogi never thought that she would actually meet the great god Chuhe at the school gate!

Hearing that today was the opening day of the shrine, she had been thinking of going to the shrine tomorrow when school was on vacation to see if this world-renowned god could solve her problems. But she actually met him in advance!

Because of her abnormal weight, in order to avoid being blown away by the wind and also for her own safety, she equipped herself with a bunch of stationery to gain weight, but even so, it had little effect.

Because she weighed only 5 kilograms, she was defrauded of her money by 5 scammers in a row in an effort to solve this problem. As a result, she did not trust humans at all and did not dare to contact anyone in her daily life. It can be said that she was very distressed.

Now Chu He's appearance undoubtedly gave her more hope.

And from what these two people said just now, it seemed like they were here to find me?

The girl put away the utility knife and walked quickly towards the two men. When she got closer, she stared at Chu He's face with wide eyes, then took out her phone to compare his image with the image in the news.

"It is true, you are the Lord God."

Senjougahara Kurogi put away her phone, took a step forward and bowed slightly to the man, and immediately apologized respectfully: "I am very sorry, please forgive my impolite behavior just now. I didn't know that the Lord God would come, and I failed to welcome you. Please--"

Before she finished speaking, Chu He couldn't stand it anymore.

He still prefers the gentle girl with a bit of a sharp tongue in the original work. He feels that his overly respectful attitude now will destroy the other person's image in his heart.

You two-dimensional girls should keep your own personalities, otherwise I won't feel fresh! It will be boring to play.

"Alright, alright, there's no need to be so respectful. You're making me feel embarrassed. Now that you've recognized my identity, this matter will be easier to handle."

Chu He said: "One of the reasons I came here is to help you solve your weight problem."

"Really? Thank you very much!"

Upon hearing this, Senjougahara Kuroi was overjoyed. He didn't even care that there was a group of classmates passing by. He was about to kneel down in front of Chu Hetu to express his gratitude. However, Chu Hetu used his telekinesis to block him and he couldn't kneel down at all.

"It's too early to get off the seat, let's go back and have a meal first."

Chu He reached out and hugged Hanekawa Tsubasa beside him, then extended his right hand to Senjougahara Kuroi and asked, "You shouldn't be afraid of heights, right?"

"I'm probably not afraid of heights."

When Senjougahara Kuroi saw Chuhe looking like he was going to carry the two of them and fly into the sky, she felt a little timid, because she had never even been on a plane before.

However, when she thought of Chu He's seemingly extraordinary abilities in the news, she felt some courage coming out of her heart.

When Mount Fuji erupted a few days ago, she heard some of the loud noise. At that time, the black cloud was almost floating over the town, but it was taken back not long after. This really gave her a very deep impression of Chu He's ability.

Holding the two girls in his arms, Chu He quickly flew back into the shrine.

As soon as I landed, I saw two or three miko surrounded me and said respectfully, "Sir, dinner is almost ready, Chizuka and Takina have already washed up, what are your plans for tonight?"

"Cough-cough-"

You shouldn't say this in front of the new character, right? It's not a good influence.

Chu He coughed twice and said, "Okay, I understand. You go down first and let Qian Shu and the others have a good rest. I will help Miss Zhanjohara exorcise the demon tonight. Ask the others to prepare hot water."

"Yes, my lord."

The witch responded and quickly left.

There are no private bathrooms in this shrine now, only a public bath, and there is not even a hot spring.

Chu He plans to open a hot spring behind the shrine in a few days. The temperature of the magma in the mountain is very high, and this resource cannot be wasted.

Chu He took the two of them to the main hall and sat for a while. The priestesses then brought the food, half of which was Japanese food, and the other half was Chinese food, which Chu He liked more.

As servants of the gods, these priestesses also practiced Chinese cooking to cater to Chu He's appetite.

"Okay, okay, there's no need to dance for now. We can dance tomorrow or the day after tomorrow when we have time. Go eat first. Thank you all for your hard work today." Chu He asked the several priestesses who were preparing to perform to leave. He was not used to the feeling of being served so meticulously.

Just eat, and at most watch videos or chat with the girls.

Letting Chu He eat while watching the witches dancing, especially the kind where they take off their clothes while dancing, would damage his image if someone saw him doing it.

Even when he was in the villa, the most he could do was to enjoy Matsuzaka Sato's live dance or Hiroi Kikuri and Toyokawa Shoko's live performances for some time after dinner. There would never be such large-scale dance.

Well, but I will still call a few more people to play multiplayer online before going to bed at night, usually 4 rows.

Looking at the young and beautiful miko sisters who were leaving, Hanekawa Tsubasa couldn't help but sigh: "The life of the gods is so good."

"Perhaps it's the same for the big shots. They can achieve similar results if they have power and influence." While quickly finishing the food on the table, Senjougahara Kurogi complained:

"But it seems that the God's private life is not chaotic. This is my stereotype."

No, no, no, that's just because you just arrived and you didn't see it.

Chu He is not the type of herbivorous guy. As long as there is a beautiful girl who interests him, he will have to fight with her a few times before giving up. However, when facing these "acquaintances" he met for the first time, he still wanted to maintain his personal image.

After dinner, a witch came and took the two girls to bathe and change clothes.

Hanekawa Tsubasa didn't have anything to do tonight. Chu He had already sent someone to greet her parents in advance, so she didn't have to go home tonight. Now she just followed Chu He to see how he was going to solve the problem with Senjougahara Kuroni.