Second dimension superman life

This corrosiveness is too strong!

How could Chu He, an old 2D artist who had been single since birth, have ever seen this?

So when the other party volunteered to sleep with him at night, Chuhe just put up a little resistance and was taken advantage of by Miss Misa Amane. The two of them kept making noise until 2 a.m. before they calmed down amid the girl's pleas for mercy.

So what's next?

Looking at the empty bedroom walls, Chu He fell into sage time.

He has just arrived and has traveled through time in the flesh, so his original ID card is definitely not valid, which means he doesn't even have an identity certificate now. He still lives in Misa Amane's house. Because of electronic payment, his pockets are cleaner than his face, and he doesn't have a job...

Although I have great power now, I don't earn a penny and my food, clothing and other expenses are all borne by my sister——

"Fuck, have I become a gigolo?"

This is too great... No, this is too pathetic!

pat~

The bedroom door opened, and the girl with blond hair and twin ponytails poked her head out. She pushed the door open with her shoulder, walked in with the prepared lunch, and said with a smile, "God is not a gigolo, is he?"

So could you please stop yelling like that?

Chu He picked up the quilt to cover his lower body, and said shyly: "This name is so embarrassing, can you change it? You also know that I am not a god, right?"

“Can I call you master? I can also be the master’s little dog. Woof woof woof~” As the girl said this, she shook her butt and made the gesture of a little dog begging for food.

This left Chu He stunned.

Although I know that your original work is not much different, but you are exaggerating a bit, right? I am not a person in the alphabet circle!

Seeing Chu He looking shy and awkward, Misa Miyabi burst out laughing.

"Hehe, aren't you too shy? I'm not joking though." As she spoke, the girl took out the wet towel she had prepared and used it to wipe the marks left by the man last night.

"From now on I will follow you. I will dedicate everything I have to you. The house, money, and even my body and soul all belong to you. I will try my best to show my value to satisfy you."

As soon as these words came out, Chu He knew that his position in Misa Amane's heart was the same as that of Light Yagami in the original work, but he was still more conflicted.

Chu He said, "I like you very much, but there is no need to devote yourself to me wholeheartedly, right? You are so selfless. Are you willing to be a tool?"

Misa Mie asked back: "Tool man - what a good saying, tools will not betray, tools must have use value, and will not be abandoned before that value is lost, don't you want a loyal tool man?"

"Of course I want that."

Chu He thought: Nonsense, who wouldn't want it? What's more, this tool is a pretty girl.

"Does my tongue satisfy you?"

"Uh--very satisfied."

It's more than satisfying, it's quite flexible.

"It feels good to hold the twintails from behind, right?"

“…It’s really good.”

"I'll listen to you no matter what you say, okay? And as I said before, you can live here and use me as a wallet and cream puff, and I won't have any restrictions on you, isn't that good?"

"Of course it's good."

Chu He always speaks the truth.

"Well, that's enough."

Misa Amane smiled with relief.

People live to feel at ease.

She had lost her life goals and motivation to live long ago due to the great changes that had happened in her family. Before, she had been relying on the belief of revenge on her enemies to support herself. The man in front of her helped her to avenge herself, which was equivalent to saving her life. So it was reasonable for her to work like a slave in order to repay his kindness, right?

What's more, he is so handsome.

That’s right, Misa Amane is still a face control!

Good looks are justice!

Only if you are good-looking can you pledge your love to someone. If you are not good-looking, you can only wait for the next life.

In other words, at this moment, Misa Amane has no way to fight against Chu He, otherwise she would have asked Chu He to be her boyfriend long ago!

Why would one need to lower one's rank and become a tool?

Besides, she said she would leave everything to Chu He. She didn't think Chu He was the type who would just take the money and walk away. So, wouldn't she still be supporting Chu He? It doesn't matter~

Chu He had only one idea.

It’s bad. I’m clearly the one who has benefited, but why do I feel like I’m being controlled by her?

......

After they finished their lunch, they took a shower together in the bathroom. It was already 1 o'clock in the afternoon when they came out.

Chu He has nothing to do for the time being. Misa Amane was originally a professional model but she has not been active for a long time due to family changes. Now that the incident has been resolved, she is also preparing to make a comeback after a while.

But before that, Misa Amane plans to buy some daily necessities such as pajamas, toothbrushes and toothpaste for Chuhe, as well as a mobile phone from this world. By the way, she plans to see if she can help him get an identity certificate. If that doesn't work, a fake driver's license can be used for a while.

Misa Misa was very active. After she recovered a little strength, she got dressed and went out to do some errands, leaving Chuhe alone at home. She also left her father's cell phone with Chuhe for temporary contact.

So Chu He, who had nothing to do, had free time to learn about this world.

Yesterday, Chu He was flying around outside and didn’t observe the world carefully. Now, he can use his mobile phone to search for things he wants to know.

For example, are there any cities and characters that you are familiar with in this world, or are there any powerful people with super powers and black technology weapons in this world?

The result is really there——

Chu He searched the name of the [LycoReco] coffee shop and also saw the light blonde-haired coffee shop poster girl, Chitose Nishiki, on the Internet.

So those JKs who look like they are really Licorice? When you have time, go have a cup of tea and take a look at Inoue Takina! The black-haired mad dog is really a collection.

Then Chu He searched for Tokyo Private Toyonosaki and Chiba Benzun High School, which made him excited.

The schools from the world of "Boyko Hitomi" and the world of "Oreimo" appear here, which means that there is a high probability that I will meet Kasumigaoka Utaha and Gokou Ruri, right?

If Gokou Ruri is there, then we should also be able to see Izumi Sagiri or Senju Mura Masaru, who are also created by Fushimi the old thief?

There is also one in Shuchiin Academy, so Hayasaka Ai is sure to get away. Let’s go check it out later!

Chuhe doesn't really like Kaguya Shinomiya and Chika Fujiwara in the original work, but he has a crush on the maid Hayasaka Ai! Such a good maid character is rare!

And this Tsuki no Mori Academy, isn't this from the Bon Bon Man anime MyGO? Does this mean we can meet Nagasaki Motoyo and Mutsutoto? I wonder if we can find the rich lady from the previous game?

After searching a few more familiar names, he found that there was neither Chiba Sobu High School nor Private Hyakkaou Academy. Tsurumi Rumi and Jabami Yumeko herself probably had no chance, and there was no Fuyuki City or Haruka Kamijima either. This made Chuhe feel a lot more at ease.

The fewer supernatural forces that can threaten you, the better.

But as for this private Naoetsu High School...I wonder if I can meet Shinobu?

Although he has no interest in Senjougahara Kuroni, Shinobu and Hanekawa Tsubasa are very attractive to Chuhe. Atonoki Yujie's puppet is also very good, but forget about Sengoku Nadeshiko. The little brat should get as far away from him as possible.

However, before Shinobu became Shinobu Oshino, her strength as a monster was too strong. Even with his current level, he would probably not be her opponent. And since the Monogatari series has also been integrated into this world, there might be enemies in this world that he cannot defeat.

We have to be careful about this, so let's keep a low profile for now!

After that, Chu He searched for a name that made him feel like a renaissance - Isayama Yomizumi, a high school girl with long black straight hair who was famous as a kendo prodigy since childhood.

Haha, what era is it now? Is there still anyone who plays "Soul Eater Zero"?

Chapter 5 Kasumigaoka Utaha

Because the previous clothes could not be worn for the time being, Chuhe changed into her father's clothes that Misa Amane brought.

Holding the 200,000 yuan bill that Misa Misa left for him before she left, Chu He felt more and more like a kept gigolo. This was really... so cool!

Who understands the happiness of getting something for nothing?

Putting the banknotes in his arms, Chu He prepared to confirm whether the characters he liked were still there in this world. This was a very important matter for him.

According to the principle of proximity, the first target is Kasumigaoka Utaha, but before that, Chu He searched the name Hayasaka Ai on his mobile phone.

Couldn’t find it!

Chu He did not give up and searched for Shinomiya Kaguya's name again. This time he found her. As he remembered, she was the eldest daughter of the president of Shinomiya Group. However, he could only find her name and identity on the Internet. There was no other information at all.

Doesn't this mean that Hayasaka Ai doesn't exist, but rather that her personal information is too unknown?

Afterwards, Chu He killed a small evil spirit floating in the air that was passing by on the street with a casual knife, and walked into the bookstore to pick out a fashion magazine.

Well, very good, it seems that even physical attacks can cause damage to energy bodies like ghosts.

I don't know what's going on in this world. I know that the characters from the Monogatari series and "Shusoku Rei Zero" are also in Japan, but Chu He didn't see many monsters along the way. The number is really pitifully small, and most of them don't even dare to approach the little girls passing by on the street. The degree of harm they pose is even lower than that of drunk uncles and gangsters.

Come to think of it, I seem to have seen rumors about a Dullahan in Ikebukuro on the internet. Could Miss Celty also be in this world?

Chu He was flipping through the magazine with his head down. He originally planned to see if the bookstore had the light novel "Love Metronome" written by Kasumigaoka Utaha, but he didn't find it after searching through the bookshelf. He also didn't see the novel "The Reincarnation of the Silver Wolf" about the male protagonist who might exist in the world of "Eromanga Sensei" and "Fantasy Demon Sword Legend" by Senjutsu Mura Masaru.

This made Chu He feel a little confused, but then he used his mobile phone to check various light novel libraries and found out that Kasumigaoka Utaha's pen name was Kasumi Utako, and her work was participating in the light novel award of Fuzugawa Bookstore.

In this way, the timeline is confirmed. The other party should be in the first or second year of high school now, and the plot of the original work has not yet begun.

Then Chu He flipped through a few fashion magazines and found that Misa Amane was in them, and a few pages after Misa Amane were Kirino Kousaka and Aragaki Ayase.

This is truly a Renaissance. The moment Chu He saw Kousaka Kirino, he even heard a hallucination saying, "Don't interfere with my uncle's ability to make money!" It can only be said that a certain video website has done a lot of harm to people.

Compared to Kasumigaoka Utaha, Chuhe was more interested in Gokou Ruri, so he took the magazine and flew to Benzen High School in Chiba City, and used his X-ray glasses to observe the school for a few minutes.

As a result, the expected figure did not appear.

Perhaps it was because Chu He didn't have much impression of Kyosuke Kousaka or the country girl in the original work, so he probably wouldn't be able to recognize them even if he saw them.

No, that's not right!

Chu He sighed and covered his face, suddenly losing some motivation.

"I'm so confused. If the plot was set earlier, Gogen Ruri should be in the third year of junior high school, which means she's a junior high school student. How could she be here?"

If the plot has not yet begun, then Senjumura Makoto, who is also a loser like Gokou Ruri, may be even younger, maybe still a primary school student?

It would be too cruel to attack such a young child. Let's go back first.

After circling over Chiba for a while without seeing any familiar characters, Chu He flew to Tokyo Private Fengzhizaki School.

This is the school where the protagonists in the original novel of "How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend" attend.

It was already past two in the afternoon. As soon as Chu He flew over the school, he heard the bell for the end of get out of class.

Just as he turned on the perspective function and was about to look for the legendary senior sister with black stockings, Kasumigaoka Utaha, he saw the door to the rooftop being opened, and a plump beautiful girl in school uniform, a white headband, waist-length black hair, burgundy pupils walked out, holding her laptop in her hand.

Although there were some differences between her appearance in real life and in the anime, Chu He recognized her identity at a glance from her iconic equipment and the royal temperament of black stockings emanating from her inside out.

This is exactly the girl introduced at the beginning of the animation, who the male protagonist directly said was one of the "two beauties" of the private school Fengzhizaki, Kasumigaoka Utaha, an excellent student. She is also a light novel author who has just submitted a work to the competition, and her pen name is Kasumigaoka Utaha.

In the original work, her work was in danger of being cancelled not long after her debut, but the male protagonist Aki Tomoya helped her with the promotion and solved the crisis, and they formed a fateful relationship. After that, when she was in her third year of high school, she was forced by the other party to become a tool to produce a galgame, and eventually lost to the female protagonist Kato Megumi and won the role of the loser.

For Chu He, what attracts him most about Kasumigaoka Utaha is actually the external factors such as her appearance, figure and long legs in black stockings. The inner spiritual soul is just an extra.

On this basis, Chu He couldn't stand the girl's dog-licking attitude towards the male protagonist, especially when she turned into a clown in the end, which made him even more unbearable.

But Chu He would have no objection if he was the one being licked.

There's no way, Chu He is a very honest person, he just likes two-dimensional beautiful girls.

Although she is a mature sister character, Chu He, as an old second-dimensional person, is now older than the mature sisters. Chu He feels a little sad when he thinks of this.

At this time, Kasumigaoka Utaha was still a freshman in high school. Although her mature temperament had already emerged, she still had a sense of immaturity and youthful innocence, which was very attractive.

Although Chu He still doesn't know why Kasumigaoka Utaha looks a little younger than he remembered, being younger is always a good thing. Fortunately, he now has some power and can do things that he couldn't do or had the chance to do before.

For example, now, Chu He tore off a page from the magazine he had just bought and folded a paper airplane on the spot.

Then it quietly flew over the girl's head, aimed at the white headband she was wearing, and threw it over!

The whole set of movements was so smooth that the girl didn't notice it.

This was very childish behavior of an elementary school student, but Chu He just couldn't help wanting to play a trick on him.

As the opening to their first meeting, he thought it was quite creative.

It should leave a deep impression on the other party, right?