Second dimension superman life

"That's Altria, Toosaka Rin, and Matou Sakura!"

"Look! It's a maid cafe!"

"Ah... That shop is really overcharging customers. Or rather, the charges in maid cafes are outrageous. Do you have that much money to waste?"

Chu He, who was being madly complained by the girl, immediately took out a stack of 10,000 yuan bills from his wallet, shook it in front of Kasumigaoka Shiyu's face, and boasted:

"Don't look at me like this, I took a lot of money from my friends when I came out, right?"

The faint scent of perfume on the banknotes drifted into the girl's nose.

Kasumigaoka Utaha showed a look of disdain and pouted her lips:

"I guess your friend must also be a beautiful girl?" And taking money from a woman, isn't that a bit outrageous?

"Okay, okay, I know you want to call me a gigolo, but I agree that you are a real beauty, so don't use the word 'also'~"

Chu He readily paid for a Meruru figurine and a clay figurine of Asagami Fujino in the store, then took the girl's arm and headed towards the maid cafe across the street.

"Ahhh, so the first time I skipped class in my life was to use it in a place like this?" Looking at the man's big hand on her arm, Kasumigaoka Utaha felt exhausted both physically and mentally.

Who would grab arms instead of hands when on a date?

Although if she was held by the hand she would also think of struggling to break free and angrily scold Chu He for overestimating his own abilities, but now the other party just treated her as a woman to accompany him shopping. Isn't this a bit contemptuous?

Because she didn't want to attract attention, she took the tram with Chu He. She was mentally prepared to be touched by this man, but she didn't expect him to be unexpectedly restrained.

She said that her long legs in black stockings looked good to touch, but she never really reached out to touch them. Her eyes often drifted to her chest when we were chatting, but she was able to control her expression and mouth and didn't actually touch me to tease me. What was going on?

Could it be that this man was lying when he said he liked me? In fact, I have no charm for him?

And wasn't it a date? There was no shopping session like picking out clothes together, no eating, chatting or watching movies at an aquarium or amusement park, but she was just hanging out with this man at Akihabara.

Could it be that...I'm just a tool to play with?

Chu He naturally didn't know what Kasumigaoka Utaha was thinking. He was still immersed in the atmosphere of a two-dimensional old house holy land tour.

Because of the economic reasons in Japan in the real world, he heard that Akihabara was about to become a street of succubus, and the prices of various products had increased. There were also a bunch of scalpers who were engaged in global purchasing to buy up the goods so that others could not buy them. This made Chu He very disappointed.

But now he has come directly to the second dimension, finally getting rid of that embarrassing situation and can have a good stroll.

And this is a maid cafe! It’s also a two-dimensional world, so you might see some familiar characters!

Pushing the door open, the welcoming bell rang, and the maids in the store turned around and bowed slightly towards the door.

"Master, welcome back."

Wow, a group of lively young maids calling themselves "Gou Xiu Jin Sama" or something like that, even if it's a business voice, it sounds very satisfying!

A Garfield-like smile instantly appeared on Chu He's face.

After being guided by the maids to find a seat by the window, Chu He took a quick look at the environment inside the store and found that this was a maid cafe with the animal "bear" as the theme. The interior space was not small and could accommodate more than 40 people. The clerks were all young girls who looked to be about or years old.

Is it not time to get out of school yet? Don't these people have to go to school? Or are the shop assistants actually old ladies who just look young?

Seeing Chu He's thoughts, Kasumigaoka Shiyu explained in a low voice: "Don't guess, it's time for school to end and no students will come. These maids are just pretending to be young with makeup."

"You can actually read my thoughts?"

"That puzzled expression is written all over your face, right? And the maid is already waiting for your order." Kasumigaoka Utaha reminded.

Chu He turned around and found a maid with black hair and twin ponytails waiting at the table with a stiff smile.

I picked up the menu and found that it was indeed a maid cafe. The prices were unsurprisingly expensive, and the menu included more than just coffee and food. There were also options like taking photos with the maids and playing games.

It's just that the price is outrageous.

"They charge 900 yen just for taking photos together?" Chu He couldn't help but exclaim in surprise after roughly converting the price in his mind and realizing it was equivalent to about 50 yuan in China.

Taking photos is so expensive, it’s so easy to make money from otakus!

"Master, is this your first time back? What would you like to eat?" Ignoring Chu He's surprise, the maid still maintained a businesslike smile.

"Just omelette rice and juice." Chu He only ordered these. He was a little curious about what the omelette rice in the maid cafe tasted like.

Kasumigaoka Utaha ordered a strawberry cream cake and black tea.

After a while, everything the two wanted was served. Because the maids mistakenly thought that the two were in a relationship, they did not approach them to do anything like the cute people, but they still gave them glow sticks to cheer each other on.

There were several maids in the store canvassing for votes among the customers, and they seemed to be preparing to sing.

Just at this moment, Chu He saw a familiar character.

She has pink hair, red eyes, and two buns on her head. At first glance, she looks like a bear-eared maid. There is also a red plaid ribbon tied on the left side of her head. The more you look at her, the more familiar she looks.

Isn't this the famous yandere in recent years? It turns out you are also in this world!

Chapter 8: Meeting an acquaintance again

Chu He knew this new pink-haired maid character.

As an old fan of the second dimension, Chu He's hobbies are very broad. The only characters he clearly hates are transvestite, futanari, and tsundere characters, while pink-haired characters and characters with long black straight hair have always been his favorites.

So as a new yandere character in recent years, her popularity may be a little less, but he still likes Matsuzaka Sato from the world of "Happy Sugar Life" very much.

This is a girl whose parents died at a young age and who was raised by her aunt. She has a twisted personality and is very eager for "love". Although she has some yuri tendencies and is ruthless, the voice actor is Kana.

Chu He is very interested in her!

However, the senior sister with black stockings sitting opposite was not happy because she kept staring at Matsuzaka Sato. She tapped Chu He's fingers with a spoon and said disdainfully:

"Pervert, why are you staring at the maid with such lustful eyes?"

"I saw an acquaintance."

Chu He laughed twice in a low voice and continued:

"I said Xia Lao Fei——"

"Don't give me nicknames!"

Chu He ignored her and pointed at Matsuzaka Sato who was working, and suggested: "Teacher Kasumi Shiko, do you want to follow that person together tonight?"

"what?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha was stunned for a moment.

After recalling what the man said, the girl quickly lowered her voice: "Are you okay? Do you want to commit a crime?"

"Look at what you said. Even if I kill all these people on the spot, no one can punish me, right?" Chu He said with a playful attitude:

"I'm not a law-abiding guy in this world. Just suggesting to follow a beautiful girl at night is already a very low-key behavior, right?"

Once a person has strength, his mentality will expand rapidly.

It’s just that Chu He took into account that there are still mysterious forces in this world, and worried that he might not be able to afford to offend people and forces, so he kept a low profile for the time being.

He joked, "The laws of this world have no binding force on me. Ordinary people have no ability to resist me. I can even say that - Teacher Kasumi Shiko, even if I force you to the ground and do crazy things to you, no one can stop me, you know?"

The man's words really scared Kasumigaoka Utaha.

Perhaps it was the joyful interaction when they were shopping together just now that caused her to have some misunderstandings, but now after listening to Chu He's words, she remembered that the man in front of her was a person with super powers whose behavior patterns were erratic!

If you make him angry, this guy might really do something like killing people!

When she thought of this, a shadow was cast over Kasumigaoka Utaha's heart, especially after she noticed that Chu He had clearly expressed interest in her body, she became even more sad!

Kasumigaoka Utaha is aware that she is a beautiful girl.

Before Chu He showed his blatant malice, she had been avoiding the possibility of that kind of evil plot, but the fact was that she was at the mercy of others. Once Chu He really attacked her, she would really have no ability to resist.

Danger, too dangerous!

But there was no way for me to escape. Even if I found a chance to leave later, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, even if I transferred to another school, he would be able to find me, right?

Moreover, your personal information has been exposed to the other party, so it will be useless even if you move.

"This is a dead end."

Kasumigaoka Utaha felt like crying. She didn't understand what she had done wrong to attract the attention of such a great god.

Chu He heard her mumbling, and just turned around to find that the woman's eyes were red. "Huh? What's the dead end? Hey, hey, hey, why are you wiping your tears?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha said unhappily, "Aren't you planning to rape me later?"

"Ah? Why do you think so far ahead?"

Chu He finally realized that the joke had gone too far.

He quickly explained: "You think too much, it was just a joke. I am the God of Pure Love, how could I do such an evil thing?"

"It's true that I have feelings for you, but forcing others to do things is not my style. It's better to have mutual consent for that kind of thing. If I really wanted to force you, I wouldn't have brought you here to cultivate my favorability first, right?"

"What? You're talking like you're playing a bishoujo game. Do you think you're playing games with your life? You're spending other women's money..." Kasumigaoka Utaha felt a little relieved, but her true nature immediately showed up, and she said venomously:

"You have such powerful abilities, but you need help from others to buy a cell phone. And you don't even have a home of your own. You can only stay with your friends temporarily. I say to you - are you coercing the people of this world?"

She realized that Chu He clearly claimed to be a time traveler, so he should not have any interpersonal relationships in this world. How could there be a woman who was willing to let him stay, help him with things, and give him pocket money?

"Uh uh, it's just that I helped out by chance and got rewarded. Don't take it too seriously. I still have the awareness of being a gigolo."

Seeing that the girl had recovered her composure, Chu He quickly changed the subject, then shook his finger and said, "After I get my identity certificate from this world, I can start making money. By then, I will definitely buy a few more big houses, and then keep a group of beautiful maids, and live an ideal life. Don't envy me too much, okay?"

"You're obviously an extremely powerful time traveler, but your ideals are so ordinary?"

"Ordinary? When I have more houses, I will collect many beautiful girls. Just like those upper-class people, this is not something that ordinary people can do. Oh, by the way, Master Xia, you are also one of my targets. I really want you to live here too."

"You...you can bring up this topic with me, and I don't know how to respond, you pervert." What do you say to a beautiful girl?

Kasumigaoka Utaha lay on the table in distress, feeling upset and as if she was dreaming. How could a young girl with big breasts and black stockings like her dream about a black-haired, otaku, handsome guy, a superpower and a dark corner person?

"I understand what Pervert-san is thinking, but you won't force me now, right?" Kasumigaoka Utaha confirmed in self-deprecation.

"Don't worry, I want to become close friends with you before our friendship deteriorates. If I force the progress, wouldn't that be cheating? It will only be fun for a short time before I get bored~"

"I hope that Pervert-san will get tired of me soon, because from what you said I can already imagine the miserable experiences that will happen to me in the future."

I originally thought you were only interested in my body, but I didn't expect you to want my soul as well? This is too heavy!

However, it is surprising that despite having such a high level of ability, he can still maintain restraint and communicate with others openly.

Kasumigaoka Utaha thinks that if she also had this kind of power, she would definitely ignore those worldly rules and release the pressure to make herself feel good first.

Putting down the spoon, the girl sighed softly in her heart.

Wow, this cake tastes so good.

Chapter 9 Contact Information

In the end, Chu He gave up the idea of ​​following.

It is true that he is very interested in Matsuzaka Satoshi, but there is also a high-level Pokémon like Kasumigaoka Utaha in front of him, and there are many other characters worth paying attention to in Tokyo, so there is no need to waste time at this moment.

Anyway, let’s make a mark first.

"Miss Pink-haired maid over there, can we take a photo together?" Chuhe took out a Fukuzawa Yukichi note (1 yen) and handed it to Matsuzaka Sato who greeted him with a smile.

"Wait a moment, sir. I'll give you the change right away..." After taking three photos with the man with a business smile, Matsuzaka Sato immediately prepared to go back to the counter to get the change, but her wrist was grabbed as soon as she moved.

"The rest will be considered a tip, Miss Maid..." Chu He closed the photo album on his phone with satisfaction, and watched the new photo slowly appear under the Polaroid camera in Kasumigaoka Utaha's hand. He said, "In exchange, can you please leave your contact information? I think we can be friends."

Kasumigaoka Utaha almost dropped her camera.

The maids in the distance were singing and dancing, and the guests were cheering crazily, but all this noise did not affect Kasumigaoka Utaha, who was helping to take pictures, and was amazed by the man's outrageous behavior.

On the other hand, Matsuzaka Sato narrowed her eyes and looked at Chuhe carefully.

Huh? A new handsome guy? He looks quite rich.

Since graduating from high school, Matsuzaka Sato has been unable to find a good job due to her low academic qualifications, so she could only work part-time jobs everywhere to earn money. Now that there is a handsome guy like this who is willing to pay money and get her contact information, she might consider it.

"...Well, friends are nice too."

Seeing that there were no other guests and no maids paying attention to this side, Matsuzaka Sato agreed to the request after a moment's thought and poured her email address number with ketchup on the uneaten omelette rice.