Pokémon, Dragon Dance Round Shark

No wonder, because in this information age, "online dating", "online love" and finally "offline meeting/meeting in person" are common these days.

Therefore, special professions such as "face-to-face meeting master/meeting expert" have emerged, which specialize in meeting people in person on behalf of netizens and confirming information in advance.

If everything goes well, continue to meet in person.

If something goes wrong and you find that the other party's beauty filter is too severe or the photoshop is excessive, then immediately notify the employer and run away. ----- Run, silly kids.

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Bai Mingyao felt a little restless for a moment, not knowing what to say.

At this moment, a fragrance came.

Sirona walked into the private room, sat down leisurely beside Bai Mingyao, and spoke lightly.

"Brother, what's wrong with you, brother...why don't you speak..."

These were some of the messages that Bai Mingyao often sent to [A Effortless Effort] before.

It’s not that it rained today, it turns out that Shirona was speechless because of Bai Mingyao.Jpg.

"Ahem, I didn't expect you to still remember these weird remarks of mine, Master Sirona."

Bai Mingyao opened his mouth and coughed dryly tactically to hide the complex and uneasy emotions in his heart.

"You can't take the comments and rhetoric on the Internet seriously."

When "Internet giants" encounter reality, their true colors are often revealed.

Just like the UP host with the online name "Guitar Hero", his real identity offline is actually a person with severe social anxiety.

Although Bai Mingyao was not to the point of being socially anxious and not good at dealing with outsiders, the fact that the netizen [A Basket Full of Efforts] was actually Shirona still gave him a great shock.

-----Are you surprised? Are you surprised?

What a surprise, such an unexpected thing!

"That's why I say that for friends you meet online, it's best if you only know each other's online image; and for friends you meet in real life, it's also best if you only guide each other's real-life personality and image."

Bai Mingyao sighed and said.

"Otherwise, the filter will be broken to some extent, resulting in a huge psychological gap."

Not only do 'online friends' become friends offline, there is also the issue of filters being broken.

If friends in real life knew about his image on the Internet, their filters would probably be shattered as well.

I didn't expect that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, are actually... (Please substitute yourself into the identities at the bottom of the contempt chain on the Internet)

You actually write pornographic stories on the zeroth moderator?!

"Why, are you very disappointed with the image of me as an online friend in real life? Is your filter broken and causing a huge psychological gap?"

Sirona raised her eyebrows, showing an unhappy look and pretending to be angry.

Sirona: [○?｀Д′? ○].

"Not really. I was worried that you would think so."

"Then you can rest assured that I am not disappointed in you."

Sirona continued, "I'm just a little worried that you might have some grudges in your heart."

"how do I say this?"

Bai Mingyao said in surprise.

Why does he have a psychological grudge against Sirona?

She is not only a nice person, but also recognized by the Pokémon League as the strongest female Pokémon trainer. She is also very beautiful, with a well-proportioned figure, and her waist-length golden hair is even more impressive.

Looking at the entire Pokémon world, there is probably no other trainer who can surpass Sirona's charm.

"I took the initiative to contact you and noticed you because your Land Shark had learned the skill 'Dragon Dance'. However, my Land Shark could not master the 'Dragon Dance' move no matter what tests and experiments it went through."

Sirona sighed and said.

"Out of curiosity about how your round land shark learned the 'Dragon Dance', I became your 'fan' and contacted you online."

"Isn't this reason very mean? Isn't it very contemptible?"

"Ahahaha, <(*￣▽￣*)/, you are being too polite, Ms. Sirona."

Bai Mingyao smiled carelessly and said, "If you say so, I think it's quite normal. All human actions have a purpose. Otherwise, 'no reward without merit', I would feel ashamed of your previous help and gifts."

"This makes me feel much more at ease."

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PS, look forward to tomorrow's 'Pokémon Day' on 2-27. Whether it will be an authentic remake, or a remake of Black and White 3, or Gold and Silver, we will find out tomorrow night.

Chapter 062 What if Shirona becomes my 'wife'?

Question: What do netizens do when they meet?

The answer, of course, is an exciting chat, with heated discussions on all things related to Pokémon breeding.

Bai Mingyao had to trick Shirona into his home and show her what it meant to pretend that he really had a round land shark that could perform the "Dragon Dance".

"..."

Shirona frowned slightly, even though Bai Mingyao understood.

But she still felt a little guilty that she had made friends with him out of "bad intentions".

Bai Mingyao: It’s nothing, big brother. Is it because of some particularly good and pure intention that I become friends with you?

Frankly, I think...

"Ms. Sirona, I'm sure you're more than just curious about how my round land shark learned the 'Dragon Dance'."

"You want to know how to teach your Garchomp to perform the Dragon Dance, right?!"

Bai Mingyao calmed down and spoke.

After it was confirmed that [Empty-handed] was Shirona's nickname, many doubts were instantly resolved.

Indeed, apart from Sirona, there should be no other more famous top Pokémon trainer who has cultivated Garchomp, and he is eager to know how to let Garchomp learn the "Dragon Dance".

"You're right."

Sirona nodded her head lightly.

Mega slowdown and inability to learn 'Dragon Dance' are two major flaws.

This put Garchomp in a very unfavorable position in battles and games in top Pokémon competitions.

If neither side in a Pokémon battle uses additional battle mechanisms.

Then Shirona is confident that her Garchomp's strength is in no way inferior to that of the teacher Dante who won the "Pokémon World Championship" last year.

But this kind of 'if', ..., is impossible to happen.

There is really no reason not to use additional battle mechanisms in high-end Pokémon battles.

'Mega Evolution', 'Z Skills/Exclusive Z Skills', 'Gigantamax/Gigantamax', 'Tai Crystallization/Star Crystallization', etc., aren't these new elements that exist for more advanced Pokémon battles, games, and competitions?

Without these battle mechanisms and new elements, what would be the point of the Pokémon World Championship to determine the strongest Pokémon trainers and Pokémon?

Unless the Pokémon trainers on both sides have not specifically learned and mastered additional combat mechanisms, it is barely worth talking about.

Dragon Lady Alice: What? You seem to have a lot of complaints about me?

And when their respective extra killer moves, the 'battle mechanism', were activated, Shirona's Mega Garchomp was almost no match for Dantei Champion's 'Gigantamax Charizard'.

Champion Dantei has mastered the Galar region's unique 'Gigantamax' mechanism to perfection and is very familiar with it.

In ordinary Pokémon battles, Dende and his Charizard might be at a disadvantage and forced into a desperate situation by Chibana's Aluminum Dragon or the ace Pokémon of other top Pokémon trainers.

But all veteran viewers of the Galar All-Stars know that once Great Dane raises his right hand high and strikes his iconic 'championship moment' pose, revealing his Gigantamax wristband.

Let his Charizard activate the 'Gigantamax' combat mechanism.

The situation of the battle will be reversed in an instant, turning defeat into victory.

Maintaining an undefeated record in the 'Official Pokémon Tournament' since debut!

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"If there really is a Pokémon that can perform the Dragon Dance, it must mean that Pokémon has a way to learn the Dragon Dance. It's just that neither Pokémon trainers nor Pokémon researchers have discovered the specific method so far."

Sirona pushed aside her golden hair that was blocking her forehead and murmured.

"..."

It's hard to say.

Bai Mingyao thought.

Because if you look at it from a 'God's perspective', from the perspective of the underlying game design of the Pokémon game, Game Freak was killed, specifically preventing Garchomp from learning 'Dragon Dance' and also slowing down its Mega Evolution.

After all, Bai Mingyao's Round Land Shark was created by his good friend 'Teacher Dabao'----the [Pokemon Editor] system after using magic and modification.

This kind of "illegal" Pokémon does not actually have the universality that can be extended to other Land Sharks and Biter Land Sharks.

Of course, as a native of the Pokémon world, Sirona certainly couldn't understand what it meant that Game Freak had killed the game from the bottom up and specifically prevented Garchomp from learning the 'Dragon Dance'.

She just refused to believe it.

Because Sirona is,... the world's number one Garchomp trainer.

If even she doesn't believe in the possibility of Garchomp, then who else can create the miracle of this bond explosion?

"As you can see, Ms. Sirona, my round land shark automatically comprehended and mastered the skill of 'Dragon Dance' when it was born."

Bai Mingyao said.

"Come on, Round Land Shark, give Miss Sirona and her Biting Land Shark a good life! Use Dragon to swing to death!"

"Kapu~?"

Shark tilted his head, and although he was confused about what his trainer meant by "whole life", he still followed Bai Mingyao's instructions.

'Grass---! Go----! Hulue!'.

The baby earth dragon jumped and rolled on the spot, then stood up and performed the 'Dragon-Dance'.

With the Dragon-type Pokémon Mystic Battle Buff, the speed and attack power of the Sharknado have increased significantly.

"It is indeed the effect of the 'Dragon Dance' skill. The spirit of the round land shark has been greatly improved, which is visible to the naked eye."

Sirona blinked her beautiful eyes.

The majestic Land Shark standing next to her was also stunned.

"Kapu..."

My goodness, I have been studying for so long but I still haven’t learned the ‘Dragon Dance’.

It was actually learned by a stupid-looking little round land shark?

Then where would she put her reputation as the 'world's best land shark'? !

Shirona: Others say that the round land shark is stupid. When you were a baby earth dragon, you looked just as stupid.

"In other words, 'Dragon Dance' is a skill that Sharknado inherited from the previous generation of Pokémon?"

Sirona nodded slightly and spoke.

"Well, that's about right."

Bai Mingyao subconsciously glanced sideways to hide the fact that he was lying.

Then he can't say that this is the result of the magical modification of skills by the [Pokemon Editor].

Saying that it is the 'inherited move' of the round land shark would actually be easier for Sirona to understand.

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"The mother Pokémon... must be a female Garchomp or Garchomp. So which Pokémon is the father of this Garchomp...? Do you know?"

Sirona said.