Shirou Emiya stands on the Terra continent

I went to see a master for a massage today.

Everything was fine at the beginning, and my master also said that I was in great health.

Until a few hours after the massage.

Both of my hands are shaking and my shoulders are particularly sore.

Thank you for the invitation, I feel like I am almost going to heaven.

It's a bit difficult to write in this situation, so I'll take a day off.

PS By the way, the master often needs to move up and down on the massage bed. Once when he needed to massage my waist, his knee almost crushed my OO.

Fortunately, I realized something was wrong and stepped forward to avoid the disaster, otherwise I would be lying in the hospital now.

Anyway, I took a day off today, 2023/01/09. It took me five minutes to finish typing this two-hundred-word leave application.

2023Aaaaaaah!!!

Hum! Hum! Hum! Aa ...

192 Combing the Tail

The anomaly in Texas was soon discovered.

The main reason was that Emiya was always distracted and looked a little, which made Sora, who was sitting in front of the two of them, notice something strange.

What puzzled Emiya was why Sora didn't stop Texas after seeing this, but just looked satisfied and waved his phone down there?

"Um... do you want me to comb your tail?"

Being interrupted like this, Emiya couldn't continue reading the book in his hand. He could only close the book and ask Texas.

"…Um."

After hearing Emiya's words, Texas' tail drooped, and the pair of ears on his head shook gently a few times before responding.

Emiya still couldn't tell what the other person was thinking, but Texas was always like this, making it difficult for others to tell what she was thinking.

I can't read the book anyway, so it would be nice to relax and change my mood.

A long time ago, Emiya had been very interested in those fluffy tails, but from past knowledge and written experience, he could understand that horns, tails and ears were pain points for some people, so Emiya did not mention them specifically.

As for now…Texas had been slapping him with his tail for some reason, so he took the opportunity to bring up this idea.

"Emiya, can you comb your hair?"

After helping to fetch a whole set of hair-smoothing products from the cabinet nearby, Sora asked with some concern.

Sometimes she was the one who helped Texas comb his hair, so she had some experience with these matters and felt that she could give Emiya some guidance.

And that Texas can actually slap others with its tail, it's really cute!

Although I was not able to take photos directly, I still took a lot of photos.

So fragrant!

"You know a little bit. Let's start from the end, right?"

Pulling the chair and turning around, Emiya placed a towel on his legs and carefully placed Texas' tail on it.

This was his first time combing someone's tail, but he had helped comb the hair of puppies and kittens at Ryudo Temple before.

If you comb them directly from the root of the hair or the root of the tail in one go, it will easily hurt them.

So you have to start from the end and comb it slowly. After untangling all the tangles, start from the middle and finally start from the roots.

This way, it won’t get stuck due to tangles when combing.

By the way, the technique is similar when combing women's hair. As far as Emiya can remember, he combed Sakura and Miyu's hair in this way.

"Oh! Emiya, you really know a lot! But I suggest you spray this can of soft hair first!"

Hearing Emiya's words, Sora sighed.

As expected, you, Emiya, are still you, Emiya, proficient in everything.

However, as strong as Emiya is, he would still overlook some small details. For example, he doesn't seem to know that there is a spray in the can that can soften hair.

This is understandable, after all, Emiya has no such need.

Looking at Emiya's clean head and back, Kong felt a little envious.

You know, it takes a lot of effort to take care of these places every day!

"I see."

Emiya took the spray from Sora. Although he didn't quite understand what it was, since Sora said he wanted to use it, he used it!

The transparent spray can contains a transparent liquid. Emiya still remembers that this spray can was a gift when he bought something from Daiko Shopping District.

The liquid that sprayed out had a light floral scent, and Emiya guessed that this was a product aimed at women.

Emiya has seen quite a few of these hair-smoothing products, but Texas and Kong would purchase their own favorite products, so Emiya didn't study them much.

As for buying for others...

Apart from the children in the store, Emiya really couldn't think of anyone he could help buy it for. However, everyone in the store simply treated them with clean water and foam. After all, people with tails are only a part of the population, and there is no way to give them special treatment.

But now that he has a lot more money on hand, Emiya thinks he can make some purchases in this area.

"Let me be clear, I've never combed anyone's hair before, so my skills may not be very good."

After completing the preliminary actions, Emiya gave Texas a shot of prevention.

Although I have experience combing people's hair and the fur of cats and dogs, this is the first time I comb a real person's tail.

After all, no one in his original place had a long tail.

...It should be said that at least he didn't know about it.

Thinking of the mystery of magic on his side, Emiya felt that maybe someone really did have animal ears.

It would be better not to say that it would be better to die.

"understand."

After hearing what Emiya said, Texas nodded obediently and adjusted his position to make himself more comfortable.

She still had her Pocky in her mouth, and a cold drink was placed next to her.

"Then let's get started."

It was his first time combing someone's tail, so Emiya couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

Use the comb in your hand to comb slowly from the end of the hair.

Hmm... the feel is quite unique, very different from combing people's hair or the hair of small animals.

I guess it’s because Texas regularly maintains and combs his hair, so there aren’t many tangles, and most of the time he just combs out some fallen hair.

"Whoa whoa…"

Exia, who came over to join in the fun and recorded the video with her phone, was amazed at Emiya's technique.

This doesn't look like the first time someone is combing their hair with a comb!

Why are you so skilled, Emiya?

Ahem, I'm off topic.

"Emiya, your technique is very good. You can increase the strength a little. This comb has a massage function."

After taking a quick look at Emiya's techniques and Texas' current condition, Sora gave some appropriate suggestions.

"Sure."

After hearing what Sora said, Emiya increased the strength of his hands a little.

He could clearly feel the tail in his hand tightening slightly, so Emiya reduced his strength a little.

In the end, the strength of Emiya's hands was just enough to make the hair tremble slightly after combing it, but not to the extent of shrinking.

Although Emiya himself could not see Texas, the three people from Penguin Logistics next to him could see it clearly.

"..."

Texas, curled up in a chair with his knees hugged, was glaring at the Archangel who was recording him.

She couldn't speak now, for fear that the words she spoke would tremble.

However, it did not stop her from starting to think about what to do with the other person after combing the hair.

Wait, we have to find a way to pull out the light bulb of this light bulb man.

"Oh, it's not bad, Miss Texas. Come on! Please tell me what you think! This is the hair combing from Emiya's mother? And it's Emiya's first time?"

Looking at Texas' current situation, Exiah knew that he had to say whatever he wanted to say now.

Otherwise, when Emiya's fight is over, Texas will probably chase her with her Originium lightsaber.

Oh no, it's them.

Croissant next to him was also taking pictures with his mobile phone, saying that he was going to organize them into an album and sell it to Kong.

This abacus is making a lot of noise!

"Ah? What did you say, Angel of Power? I think I heard some words that shouldn't be there?"

Although Texas was unable to speak due to some unspeakable reasons, Emiya did not have this problem.

Lappland had called him several times today, but he didn't punish him because they were not familiar with each other.

But facing the Archangel... he does have a way.

Bacon pie is just the basic level. If he wants to be more advanced, he can make salty apple pie or sour apple pie with green apples.

In short, he can make all kinds of apple pies except normal apple pie.

"Ahem... Mom... Mr. Emiya, you heard me wrong. I didn't say anything just now, so please put away your thoughts!"

Looking at Emiya's scary smile and that malicious smile, the Archangel felt a chill on his back.

Then she made a sound begging for mercy.

"It's okay. I was just thinking about making apple pie again."

Emiya said with a sunny smile.

"Really?"

Hearing Emiya's words, the eyes of the Angel of Exiah lit up.

"Really? It's just granny smith pie made with granny smith apples."

Emiya said, revealing his true face beneath his sunny smile.

In the eyes of Archangel Exia, Emiya at this moment was like a Sarkaz.

As soon as Emiya mentioned the words green apple pie, she could imagine Emiya with Sarkaz horns and a tail holding a green apple and green apple pie.

"No! This is worse than bacon pie! At least bacon pie has nothing to do with apple pie! Green apple pie is really not good!"

Just thinking about that made Angel feel sick.

What kind of cult is Green Apple Pie!?

Although some people like the sweet and sour taste, Angel cannot accept it!

Apple pie should be sweet! At most, cinnamon is acceptable!

"Then it depends on your performance next time."

Looking at the way Angel Exia was being punished, Emiya snorted and turned his attention back to Texas's tail.

Even though he had been using words to discipline Archangel Exia, Emiya did not stop his actions.

As time went on, Emiya had already started combing the hair from the roots.

Emiya always felt that every time he moved to the root, the amplitude of the trembling of the tail would be greater.

So, Emiya chose to apply it gently at the roots, and then gradually increase the force when brushing to the middle part.

Texas seems to be quite satisfied with this pace.

At least Emiya didn't feel any other movements of the tail in his hand.