The strong fisherman in the courtyard

Unless they want to contribute a few more arms.

"These three people came to our house and forced my mother to find a matchmaker for the idiot He Yuzhu, and then let the idiot He Yuzhu go on a blind date. Who among you doesn't know the reputation of the idiot He Yuzhu now?"

"What matchmaker on the street wouldn't go around He Yuzhu when hearing his name? Right?"

"My mom can't do anything about it. After all, it's He Yuzhu himself who has a bad reputation. As a result, this old lady Long forced my mom to help him. Is it possible to help him?"

Li Ming pointed at the old deaf man and said, "If you insist on saying that we are neighbors and we have to help each other, then why don't you find something else to do! Could it be that Shazhu has become so famous that he wants us, his neighbors, to go out on the streets to spread the good name of He Yuzhu?"

Once Li Ming opened his mouth, he would not let anyone off even if he was right. He would not let anyone off and would expose their past! He would peel off the skin of He Yuzhu and the deaf old lady in front of these neighbors today!

They all think they are big shots, isn't that funny?

Li Ming paused, "What good reputation does Sha Zhu have? Can anyone tell me?"

The onlookers fell silent. If you asked them to find He Yuzhu's shortcomings, that would be easy. But if they wanted to find his strengths, they would have to think about it.

"Why do the girls want Shazhu? Because he's stupid? Because he doesn't wash his hair? Because he beats up his boss? Or is it because of his salary of 10 yuan a month as a level 27.5 cook?"

Emmmmmm, even Comrade Li felt that his son was exaggerating. How can you talk about other people's shortcomings as advantages? Aren't you just talking nonsense!

What if you meet a stupid person who believes it?

After hearing this, the neighbors burst into laughter. It was the first time they heard this way of "praising someone"!

I have to say, Li Ming is a well-educated and eloquent guy!

The faces of Yi Zhonghai and the other two were as black as the bottom of a pot that had been burning on the stove for years. Well, it just didn't look good!

"Haha, Mingzi is right! Girls are not stupid." Xu Damao laughed while holding his stomach. This was really funny!

"Hahahahahaha, Shazhu has so many advantages?"

"Really? Are you sure?"

Look, the truth is a sharp knife, that guy cuts the meat so fast! If nothing unexpected happens, Li Ming's comment on He Yuzhu tonight will be popular on this street tomorrow!

If this happened in the future, it would definitely be a very popular meme!

Chapter 355 A blatant threat

Yi Zhonghai turned his head and glared at Li Ming, "That's enough, Li Ming, shut up!"

"The pillar is already like this, can't you say something nice?"

Seeing that the excitement was about to get worse, the neighbors immediately stopped smiling and continued to watch. How could Li Ming tolerate these idiots?

He flipped his hand and took out a gun, a gun that he had obtained from the steel mill through normal procedures. In front of everyone's astonishment, he loaded the gun and pointed it at Yi Zhonghai.

"Yi Zhonghai, you old man, are you really shameless?"

"Say it again if you have the guts! I certainly wouldn't dare to shoot you to death, but do you think it would be more painful if I accidentally shot someone's vitals?" Li Ming smiled and pointed the gun at He Yuzhu's lower body. He Yuzhu shuddered when he saw this scene, and his pants began to get wet.

However, no one around laughed. They all looked at Li Ming in surprise, including the people from the Wu family and the Li family. They did not expect that Li Ming actually carried a gun with him!

Although some people do have one or two hunting rifles at home these days, no one dares to take them out in public!

Yi Zhonghai suppressed his fear and swallowed his saliva. Not only Yi Zhonghai but also Yan Fugui swallowed their saliva. They both remembered that Li Ming had put bullets in their pockets.

"Li, Li Ming, you, you, what are you going to do?" Yi Zhonghai put down the finger that was pointing at Li Ming. He was really afraid that Li Ming would shoot. If he hit He Yuzhu, it would be fine. But if he missed, he would be finished!

The deaf old lady next to He Yuzhu had already hidden behind He Yuzhu, and now she showed no trace of her previous arrogance at all.

Li Ming flipped his left hand again and took out a gun license. "I know what you are thinking. Don't worry about me. I have a gun license, and this gun was approved by the steel mill."

"The main reason is that the leaders of our steel mill are afraid that I will be bullied, which will result in me not being able to complete the tasks given by the steel mill every month. So it is reasonable for me to carry a gun with me, right?"

As soon as Li Ming finished speaking, the worries in the eyes of the Li family disappeared instantly. What are they worried about? Isn't it enough for their son to do it legally and reasonably? All they have to do next is wait and see what Li Ming does.

Besides, they have a lot of food at home, so they can take this opportunity to intimidate those beasts in the courtyard. Then the Li family will be able to live a more stable life.

Wu Qiangguo couldn't help laughing, and then nudged Liu Lanfang with his elbow, "Wife, look at this boy, he has so many tricks, no wonder he feels so comfortable in this courtyard!"

Liu Lanfang is even more satisfied with Li Ming, whom they like and hope to become their son-in-law in the future. He is well-informed, reasonable, and capable of standing on his own. Which mother-in-law would not like such a handsome guy?

"Not bad, really good."

Although Wu Xuanxuan was also impressed by the handsome Li Ming in front of her, she was still wondering where Li Ming got the pistol and gun license from. Last time, she saw Li Ming's operation like a magic trick, but he fooled her.

This time she saw it again and made up her mind to continue pestering him tomorrow!

Li Ming weighed the gun in his hand and said, "Yi Zhonghai, Sha Zhu, and the old deaf man, what did you say about my mother just now? Come on, come on, tell us again."

"Yes, I'm talking about you, you idiot who peed his pants. Didn't you still want to hit someone just now? Come on, stand up and fight me! Why don't you fight anymore?" Li Ming squatted on the ground, looked at He Yuzhu with a smile and shouted at him.

Seeing Sha Zhu was in the majority, his lips trembling, not daring to reply, Li Ming suddenly felt that it was meaningless, so he turned to look at Yi Zhonghai, "Yi Zhonghai, if my father hadn't held your wrist just now, would you have wanted to do it too?"

"Now that no one is controlling you, can you do it for me too?"

Yi Zhonghai pursed his lips and still said nothing. His current state was similar to that of He Yuzhu. Although he knew that Li Ming would not kill anyone, he was not sure whether this man would shoot!

The problem is that he also has a little notebook. Damn, in such a big courtyard, he has lived for so many years, but this is the first time he has seen such an outrageous person appear next to him!

Li Ming looked at the deaf old lady again, holding the gun in his hand and raised it towards Old Lady Long, "Hey, old man! Hit the ground with your crutch again! Point your crutch at my mom so I can see?"

"I didn't see it clearly when I was in the room just now. Could you please repeat it again now?"

Student Li Ming made a polite and courteous request.

As soon as Li Ming finished speaking, the deaf old lady kicked away the walking stick while trembling, shook her head, and then grabbed He Yuzhu tightly.

"Okay, you three are also people. My mom spoke to you in a nice voice, but you didn't listen! You had to be so shameless that you got beaten and pointed at guns. Are you stupid?"

Li Ming said helplessly, he really felt that these three people had a problem with their brains. Why didn't you listen to others talking to you nicely? What can you do if you don't listen? Don't listen to them!

Li Ming took out the bullets from the gun one by one in front of these people, then exited the loading mode and loaded the bullets back in one by one before putting them in his pocket.

"Go away. We at the Li family don't welcome you three anymore. We really don't welcome you. We hope you won't come again in the future." Li Ming clapped his hands, then took his family back into the house, leaving behind a bunch of neighbors who were watching the fun with their mouths wide open.

Li Ming was very sure that after this killing of the chicken to scare the monkey, no ignorant creatures would jump out of the courtyard, at least no one would jump out in the near future, and that was enough.

When Yi Zhonghai and the other two saw that Li Ming had finally returned home, they relaxed for a while before standing up tremblingly. Aunt Tan nearby hurried over and helped Mrs. Long walk to the backyard.

As for He Yuzhu and the other guy? Yi Zhonghai still had to take this idiot to the hospital! Now none of the neighbors were willing to help He Yuzhu. He smelled like urine and was despised by everyone!

The most important thing is that these neighbors finally know why He Yuzhu was beaten. You deserved it! You deserved it!

As for He Yuzhu's reputation? Hey, tomorrow, the reputation of Shazhu wetting his pants will be heard again on this street!

Just watch and see if He Yuzhu can get married in the future!

If they hadn't gone to the Li family today, perhaps in a few years, He Yuzhu would still have a chance to find a wife.

Chapter 356: Yan Fugui, the Sensible One

Now? It's too late now! In a few years, He Yuzhu will hardly be able to get married, so good!

After Li Ming returned home, his family didn't ask much questions. They just took Li Ming's gun license and looked at it for a long time. In fact, these days, the security department and the procurement department are qualified to carry guns, the only difference is whether they can carry it with them at all times.

Look how good it is now. I asked my cheap uncle Li Huaide to do it before, but now I can use it directly? It's beautiful! Otherwise, if I want to shut up these three things tonight, I will have to toss and turn more or less, which is troublesome! How can it be so convenient now?

Li Ming returned to his bedroom and opened the system interface directly. After teaching these three things a lesson, the reward from the fishing system had arrived. However, he was not in a hurry to see the reward. He planned to check the hatred value of the deaf old lady first.

Although she was indeed half buried in the ground, if he remembered correctly, in the original plot, at the end of the story, this damn thing was still alive. What a damn shameless life!

【Hate Value】

Yi Zhonghai (30)

Auntie (10)

He Yuzhu (45)

He Yushui (10)

Jia Zhang (30)

Jia Dongxu (40)

Qin Huairu (5)

Yan Jiecheng (45)

Yan Fugui (21)

Deaf old lady (20)

"Okay, the old man has quite a temper. Hehe, he's already 20. And this He Yuzhu has finally caught up with Yan Jiecheng. I just don't know which of these two idiots will reach 80 first."

Li Ming was playing with the gun he got from the system. What happened tonight made him like this feeling. How should I put it? Even if Li Ming was a good fighter, he estimated that the deterrent effect on the beasts in the courtyard was not enough to match that of guns.

After all, the power of guns is deeply rooted in people's minds. Although Li Ming can beat He Yuzhu to death, He Yuzhu is not afraid! Instead, he peed his pants after seeing the gun. You see, this is the difference!

[Ding, congratulations to the host for fishing successfully! ]

[Ding, fishing reward lottery number*1, considering that He Yuzhu was scared to death by the host, special reward of Big Black Ten*30, Malted Milk Purchase Ticket*2. ]

"Hey, malted milk is out this time! Not bad, this is also a good thing!" Li Ming was playing with the receipt of malted milk in his hand. This thing is actually most suitable for children. His sister can drink it at her current age.

Malted milk can be considered hard currency these days!

Following his bedtime habit, Li Ming opened the system interface again.

【Host】: Li Ming

[Skills Possessing]: Pistol mastery (top level), Bajiquan (top level), Fishing (great accomplishment), Weak spot attack (language-oriented), Wall climbing, Locust stone throwing technique (top level), Sichuan cuisine (great accomplishment), Shandong cuisine (great accomplishment), Antique identification skills (great accomplishment), Lock picking (great accomplishment).

【Number of draws】:1.

[Physique Template]: Li Yuanba [Development Progress 89%]

[System Items]: 5 one-click task completion cards, 1860 Colt m1 revolver, a box of 0.44-inch black powder bullets, a gun license, a set of locust stone production lines, a set of disguise masks, a voice-changing button, 2 pounds of Anxi Tieguanyin, 1 kitchen knife, 1 baseball bat, 2 Jerry's firecrackers, 1 watch ticket, 1 sewing ticket, 1 radio ticket, 2 malted milk tickets, a set of house deeds for the second courtyard {Paoju Hutong), a set of house deeds for the first courtyard (Qianer Hutong).

"I can start accumulating for the next round of ten consecutive draws. Not bad, not bad. Go to sleep!"

Yan Fugui couldn't fall asleep after returning home after watching a good show. The main reason was that Li Ming's performance today really challenged his traditional concept as a teacher. If Li Ming had thrown a bullet to him before, he could tell himself, maybe Li Ming just had a bullet, right?

But tonight he not only took out the gun, he also showed the bullets. The most unsolvable issue was the gun license, which made him, a teacher, very nervous.

If their family had a good relationship with the Li family before, perhaps Yan Fugui would not feel so uncomfortable, but ever since his disappointing son had a dispute with the Li family, he feels very uncomfortable now!

Yan Fugui couldn't rest at home, so he simply went to the outer courtyard to find his eldest son.

"Jiecheng, stay away from the Li family from now on. Not only people, but even chickens, stay away from them!" Yan Fugui pushed the door open and saw Yan Jiecheng smoking, but he didn't care. If it had been before, he would have scolded him.

Today Yan Fugui came straight to the point.

Yan Jiecheng nodded sullenly. The scene of Li Ming pulling out a gun today really put out the little flame of desire for revenge in his heart. At least in the short term, he would not have such thoughts, nor would he dare to have them again.

"I understand, don't worry."

"You must remember this, now in our courtyard, He Yuzhu is not the only one who can't find a wife. Your reputation outside is not much better than He Yuzhu's!" Yan Fugui scolded in a low voice.

"As long as you behave yourself for a few years, you may be able to find a wife in the future. Otherwise, you will end up like He Yuzhu. Look, tomorrow, in less than a day, everyone in Nanluoguxiang will know that He Yuzhu was frightened to the point of peeing his pants!"

Yan Fugui took the box of cigarettes that Yan Jiecheng threw on the table and put it in his pocket. He said this and walked out. Anyway, he said it and hoped that his son could listen to him. He, Yan Fugui, also hoped to have a grandson in the future!

Compared to the commotion of Yan Fugui in the front yard, the entire middle yard seemed quite quiet. He Yuzhu was supported by Yi Zhonghai to go to the hospital and had not returned yet. As for the Jia family? The Jia family members were like quails now.

The scene of Li Ming pointing a gun at He Yuzhu while smiling was almost imprinted in their minds. They are scared every time they think about it now!

It’s hard to say whether the Jia family will offend the Li family in the future, but Qin Huairu certainly doesn’t want to! Not only did He Yuzhu wet his pants just now, but Qin Huairu’s pants were also wet when she came back...

Backyard, Liu Haizhong's house.

Liu Haizhong was very happy today, really very happy. It was not because his punishment was cancelled by the steel mill or the street office, but because what he had done could not be cancelled.

But he was happy to see Yi Zhonghai in trouble, and he felt happy for no reason! Just after returning home from the front yard, Liu Haizhong asked Aunt Liu to fry two eggs for him. Now he was already drinking a little wine!

Chapter 357 He Yuzhu’s resounding reputation!

The next day.

Li Ming walked out of the house comfortably, holding a recliner in his right hand. He put it in the yard and lay down on it.

He no longer worried about what happened last night, mainly because he had received the reward, right? As for whether those three people would come to cause trouble again? That was not within Li Ming's consideration. He could only say that if the three of them came to cause trouble again, he would be one step closer to the ten-draw streak!

However, Li Ming did see He Yuzhu through the corridor connecting to the central courtyard. He Yuzhu did not go to work today. He was probably given a special leave. If nothing unexpected happened, it was probably because the chef felt embarrassed, hehe.

Street Office.

After Li's mother arrived at the neighborhood office today, she told the family about how He Yuzhu, the deaf old lady and two others had gone to their home to cause trouble last night.