The strong fisherman in the courtyard

[Ding, congratulations to the host for winning, thank you for your patronage*1. 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host for winning, thank you for your patronage*1. 】

"Well, it's not bad. At least it gives me a skill. But what the hell is this parkour?" Li Ming wondered, "Are they worried that I won't have enough time to run when I go to the black market to sell food?"

[Ding, it is detected that the host has the wall-climbing skill, which can be integrated with the street parkour skill to reach a small level of proficiency. Would the host like to integrate it? ]

Li Ming twitched his lips. What other choice did he have? No integration? Then people would say the word count was too high!

"Fusion."

[Ding, fusion completed. ]

【Host】: Li Ming

[Skills Possessing]: Pistol mastery (top level), Bajiquan (top level), Fishing (top level), Weakness Strike (language-oriented), Art of Language, Street Parkour (minor success), Locust Stone Throwing Technique (top level), Sichuan cuisine (great success), Shandong cuisine (great success), Antique Appraisal Skills (top level), Lock Picking (top level).

【Number of draws】:0.

[Physique Template]: Li Yuanba [Development Progress 97%]

[System Items]: Colt M1860 revolver*1, a box of 0.44-inch black powder bullets, a gun license, a locust stone production line, a disguise mask, a voice-changing button, 2 pounds of jasmine tea, 2 boxes of Zhonghua cigarettes, 2 boxes of Maotai liquor, 1 kitchen knife, 1 baseball bat, 2 Jerry's firecrackers, 2 watch tickets, 2 sewing ticket tickets, 2 radio tickets, 1 bicycle ticket, 7 malted milk tickets, a set of house deeds for the second courtyard {Paoju Hutong), a set of house deeds for the third courtyard, and a set of house deeds for the first courtyard (Qianer Hutong).

"Naked again, tsk tsk, I'll have to work hard to accumulate more times in the new year!"

Li Ming smiled as he looked at the bare lottery number, and then he looked at his luxurious enough panel for a while before falling into a deep sleep with satisfaction.

Chapter 419 Xu Damao has made some progress, but not much

"You little bastard! How dare you take our eggs?!"

March 3, Spring Equinox.

In the evening, when everyone in the courtyard had just finished dinner, Xu Damao's angry and swearing voice broke the tranquility of the courtyard.

Hearing the noise, the group of onlookers began to gather in the backyard. Before they reached the backyard, everyone saw Xu Damao rushing out from the backyard with a broom in his hand, chasing Jia Geng. Jia Geng was holding two eggs with poop in them in his hand. Well, they were very fresh!

Li Ming shrugged his shoulders. "See? It's the beginning of the fucking thing again."

It was the first time for the brothers Yan Xing and Yan Wang to see such a chaotic scene, and they couldn't suppress the smiles on their faces.

Ever since the two brothers moved into this courtyard, last year they saw Yan Jiecheng acting like a hooligan and eating peanuts, and not long after the beginning of this year, they saw Xu Damao chasing away a thief!

"Brother, luckily we are in the outer courtyard. This little thief in the middle courtyard rarely goes there." Yan Wang thanked him, but he still had a smile on his face as he joked about the scene in front of him.

"Don't let that thief hear you, or he'll come over at any time if he hears you!"

Yan Wang shut up instantly and made a zippering gesture.

"Watch out. Xu Damao's disturbance will cause many beasts in our courtyard to come out. It will directly blow up a large area. It's a good opportunity for you two brothers to take a look at this group of "talents" in our courtyard."

Li Ming was standing in the corner, with the Yan brothers by his side. This time, he could finally open their eyes.

Yan Xing was also amused by this and nodded repeatedly. They knew that there were few people in this courtyard who were easy to mess with, but if you wanted to see their fighting power seriously, the two brothers had never seen the abilities of the group of people except Yan Fugui.

In fact, the two brothers had not seen much of Yan Fugui's calculating ability, and they happened to run into Li Ming's trap several times, and were directly dealt with by Yan Fugui.

It is said that Yan Fugui had a gloomier feeling at the beginning of the year. He didn't smile much anymore, and the two small eyes hidden behind the tortoise shell glasses were dull.

Especially after Yan Jiecheng was shot, the school where Yan Fugui studied also imposed a series of punishments on him, which made Yan Fugui, who was already depressed, even more uncomfortable.

At this moment, Yan Fugui was standing indifferently at the outermost edge of the crowd, watching Xu Damao's movements.

"Banggeng, you little thief, stop right there!" Xu Damao cursed angrily when he saw Jia Geng hiding behind Jia Zhangshi.

Seeing this, Bang Geng shrank back behind Jia Zhang. When Jia Zhang heard someone say this about her good grandson, she immediately became unhappy.

With his hands on his waist, the fat on his face trembled, and he immediately started to spit shit, "Xu Damao! Who are you scolding, you little bastard!"

"What makes you say that our good grandson took your eggs? Ah!"

Li Ming can now memorize the rhythm of Jia Zhang's cursing. He starts with a personal attack and then starts to rant about the victim in an unreasonable way.

Xu Damao was so angry that he laughed, "Why? Jia Zhangshi, don't donate your two eyeballs! Are you fucking blind? Can't you see Banggeng coming out of the backyard with eggs?"

"I am the only one who raises hens in his mother's backyard. If this thief grandson of yours was not taken from my hen's nest, how could he have been born by himself?"

“It’s still covered in chicken shit!”

Xu Damao was originally good at talking, and with Yu Li often training him, his tongue became even more flexible! Besides, there were no more stupid managers in the courtyard, so Xu Damao was not afraid!

If you say that most people's first reaction after hearing this would be to go and see what the egg in the child's hand looks like, but could she, Jia Zhang, be an ordinary person?

"Get lost! What our Bang Geng gets belongs to him! Besides, is your family's name written on the egg?"

Yan Xing and Yan Wang were shocked. Damn, this was the first time they had heard such shameless words in their lives!

Li Ming looked at the two of them. "How is it? Did I lie to you? Don't worry, let's continue watching. The best part is yet to come!"

After hearing what his grandmother said, Bang Geng instantly felt that he had done nothing wrong and was confident! He immediately looked out from behind and made a face at Xu Damao!

Just as Xu Damao was about to curse back, Yu Li had already come to his side.

"Da Mao, why are you arguing with such a shameless person? Why don't we just go about it through public channels?"

Look, what was the strong woman in the original story doing? She could handle it neatly with just one sentence!

Xu Damao was also happy when he heard what his wife said, "Okay, let's go and call the police. I'll see if this shameless guy dares to say that when the comrades in the wide-brimmed hats come!"

After saying that, Xu Damao was about to walk out with a broom in his hand. He really intended to call the police. Two eggs were not a small matter. Moreover, with the current operation of the Jia family, this was not just stealing, this was simply robbery!

The four people of the Jia family wilted immediately after hearing this. Banggeng was now scared, "Grandma, I don't want to squat under the fence!"

Xu Damao laughed, this guy confessed himself!

Jia Zhang's face fell, but it was impossible for her to admit her guilt! She immediately looked at her daughter-in-law. That's right! If something goes wrong, the daughter-in-law must take the blame!

Qin Huairu's face darkened, and she knew it! As for Jia Dongxu next to him? Haha, the "green hat brother" who can only hide under a woman's crotch is not just talk, he is worthy of the name!

"Da Mao, Damao, it's not necessary, it's not necessary at all!" Qin Huairu's eyes turned red, and the tears were about to fall on the spot!

If this doesn't win an Oscar in the future, it would be a shady deal!

Yi Zhonghai also stood up immediately, "That's right, the child is still young! Damao, listen to me, your uncle, and ask the Jia family to return the eggs to you. How can a grown man like you not be a little magnanimous?"

He Yuzhu stood directly beside Yi Zhonghai and expressed his support with physical actions. He actually wanted to speak up, but he really couldn't argue with Xu Damao, so he had to do this!

One of the four famous quotes of Chinese society makes a brilliant appearance!

"The child is still young. It's not easy to come here during the Chinese New Year!"

Xu Damao's face now looked as if he had eaten chicken poop, feeling uncomfortable and depressed!

Yu Li saw her man was choked and couldn't react, so she smiled. Her man still needed training. She was nervous in the future? She still needed to train him well!

This tongue is obviously very flexible when it is on the kang!

Chapter 420 Hard Work Xu Damao

"Since Uncle Yi has said so, please let Banggeng return the eggs." Yu Li's voice came slowly, neither anxious nor impatient.

But this pronunciation is a bit interesting. It's Yi with four tones, not Yi with one tone. After saying that, he looked at Yi Zhonghai and said, "You proposed it, so you are responsible for solving it."

Since you want to clean up the Jia family's mess, then go ahead and do it! Can Yu Li stop you?

Li Ming was happy, he really did let Xu Damao marry a good wife, haha!

Many people around also had smiles on their faces, but their smiles were very subtle. Wu Xuanxuan also looked at Yi Zhonghai with curiosity, waiting for his reaction.

When Xu Damao heard his wife speak, he stood next to Yu Li and felt comfortable!

How could Yi Zhonghai, a shrewd man, not understand the hidden meaning of Yu Li's words? She was just pointing at him! Bah, at such a young age, he has so many thoughts!

But Jia Dongxu is his first-in-line successor, so Jia Geng is his grandson, so he has to acknowledge him even if he has to clean up his mess!

Yi Zhonghai turned to look at Jia Geng with a kind smile on his face, "Bang Geng, give the eggs to grandpa. We don't want other people's eggs. Grandpa will go back and get you two, no, I'll get you three!"

When Mrs. Jia Zhang heard Yi Zhonghai's self-introduction, she looked as if her father had died. Jia Dongxu's mouth twitched but he didn't say anything.

Bang Geng glanced at Yi Zhonghai. Although he was young, he knew that the man in front of him was the source of food for the Jia family. Besides, two for three! Only a fool would refuse, so he simply handed it to Yi Zhonghai.

"Hey, Banggeng is so well-behaved!" Yi Zhonghai smiled, turned around and handed the egg to Yu Li. He was about to give her a lecture, but Yu Li just shook her head, took the egg and walked to the backyard with Xu Damao.

Xu Damao laughed, turned around and mouthed something to He Yuzhu: This is my wife!

Shrimp and pork heart!

He Yuzhu felt that Xu Damao was talking about him, but he had no evidence, and he felt so depressed that veins popped out on his face!

After watching the show, Li Ming turned around and left. There was nothing fun to watch anymore and the show was over, so he decided to go back!

After watching the excitement, the group of onlookers went back to their homes happily one by one. However, Yu Li did show off her skills in the courtyard this time!

Whether the Jia family felt comfortable or not was not their business, but Li Ming did discover a problem.

That is, Qin Huairu was always protecting her belly inadvertently. Combined with the information Li Ming knew from watching the drama before, he was sure in his heart that Qin Huairu was pregnant.

Jia Dongxu's death date could be counted. Li Ming looked up at the sky and suddenly remembered a line from an anime he had seen in his previous life, "Jia Dongxu's death star is shining!"

Even if his judgment was a little wrong, it didn't matter, everything was based on Li Ming's judgment! Besides, when was Jia Dongxu not that, right?

"The wife that Damao married is really good at talking! Not only is she pretty, but she's also very good at talking!" said Li's mother with a smile at home.

Father Li nodded and said, "I now know why Yan Jiecheng liked this girl before. Good girl, marrying her will bring prosperity to the family!"

Li's mother rolled her eyes at him and said, "Keep your voice down. Yan Fugui will get angry if he hears you!"

"Whatever he wants, I have a son!"

Li Ming was drinking water, and when he heard what his father said, he spat it out. He immediately gave his father a thumbs up and said, "You are right!"

“But my son has no wife!”

Li Ming turned around and left. Damn it, he couldn't stay in this house anymore!

Banggeng happily took the three eggs from Yi Zhonghai and went home happily. In the evening, Jia Zhang took them out for Qin Huairu to have as a snack.

I just wonder if Yi Zhonghai would feel sorry for his own eggs if he knew that he, the number one candidate for retirement, would be eliminated this year.

Backyard, Xu Damao's house.

After Xu Damao and Yu Li came back, this comrade began to flatter his wife.

"Wife, you are so smart today!" Xu Damao smiled and gave Yu Li a thumbs up.

Yu Li was cooking in the kitchen. She rolled her eyes at Xu Damao and said, "Stop flattering me and come in to help me."

"If you really want to reward me, you can work harder tonight."

Uh...Xu Damao's face fell and he wanted to refute, but he didn't dare.

"I remember you were very eloquent at night, why are you not so eloquent today when you were talking to those idiots?"

Xu Damao's silence doesn't mean that Yu Li intends to let him go. He will definitely have to work overtime at night, but she has to say what she needs to say now. If she doesn't discipline him well, he will not be able to perform well in the future!

Xu Damao was speechless for a moment, "Then, how can it be the same?"

The main character seems to be in a state of being unreasonable and not very strong.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, eat, and then accompany me to paste matchboxes after dinner. Go to bed early tonight."

Yu Li was busy in the kitchen and dinner was served directly. Xu Damao followed Yu Li out of the kitchen unhappily, looking like a bullied wife.

That night, Xu Damao worked very hard in the fields at home until he could no longer get up, and was then let go by Mou Li.

. . . . . .

Li Ming’s old fishing spot beside the Jinshui River.

Early in the morning, he came to the fishing spot with his gear. He was really bored lately and was tired of basking in the sun at home every day.

There was really no better entertainment to pass the time today, so he simply packed his gear and went fishing.

He actually called the Yan brothers, but they had to take inventory today and were unable to entertain with him as the boss, so he had to do it alone.

The Jinshui River is shaped like a jade belt and is also called the Jade Belt River.

The spring water in the Imperial Canal gurgles in the morning.

Straight like a rainbow and curved like a ring.

It is only a short distance from the palace.

Then it is divided into heaven and earth.