The strong fisherman in the courtyard

The Central Courtyard, the Jia family, the source of all evil in the Siheyuan.

"Grandma, I want to eat meat!"

Well, it's obvious that our terrier has grown up. Now it knows that it needs meat to eat, and of course it also knows that meat is a good thing.

Jia Zhang looked at the table full of cabbage stalks, a pile of pickled radish strips, and the steamed buns made from double-mixed flour and a bowl of watery porridge in front of each person, and fell into deep thought.

She might be thinking, why are they all human, but there is such a big difference! It is obvious that she also smelled the aroma of meat in the air. Don’t say that Bang Geng is greedy, now she and Jia Dongxu are also greedy!

Jia Dongxu on the opposite side had his throat moving, and it was no surprise that he was swallowing saliva.

"Good boy! Grandma will ask your mom to buy meat tomorrow, so we can eat meat tomorrow!"

Banggeng was unhappy and said, "I just want to eat it today!" He even learned to throw chopsticks on the table and refused to eat out of spite.

If Li Ming saw this, he would definitely say that the child was disobedient and probably wanted to be beaten! In this case, he would be happy to eat with two slaps.

Jia Dongxu looked at his son, then at the dishes on the table. The aroma of meat still lingered in his nose. "Huai Ru, why don't you go out and see which family is eating there? Our dog is craving for meat. Let's borrow some meat from our neighbors!"

Qin Huairu was stunned. Damn it, no good thing happened to her, Qin Huairu. It turned out that this embarrassing job was hers!

He immediately turned his head to look at his older son, then looked at him again and was so greedy that he almost swallowed his front teeth!

Qiang smiled and nodded, "Okay, then I'll go out and ask."

He took a bowl from the table and was about to leave, but was stopped by Jia Zhang, "Huai Ru, that bowl is too small, change it!"

Jia Zhang, who never suffered a loss, took a large bowl from the table and stuffed it into Qin Huairu's hand, replacing the small bowl. Qin Huairu's smile became even uglier.

Under the pressure of Jia Zhang's tyranny, Qin Huairu could only nod obediently and go out.

Qin Huairu came to the central courtyard and sniffed the fragrance in the air carefully, but found nothing. So he planned to go to the Yi family first. At least he could get Yi Zhonghai with him, right?

"Dong dong."

"Come in." Yi Zhonghai's voice came from inside the house. The two of them had just finished their meal and were about to clean up. They didn't expect someone to knock on the door at this moment.

Qin Huairu pushed the door open and came in, "Uncle."

"Huai Ru, what's the matter?" As he spoke, Yi Zhonghai looked at the large bowl in Qin Huai Ru's hand, and his face twitched involuntarily.

I couldn't help but complain in my heart, and I didn't know what the Jia family was planning to do?

Qin Huairu saw Yi Zhonghai looking at the big bowl in his hand and her face flushed. "Uncle, this is what happened. When I was eating today, I smelled the aroma of meat and refused to eat. So I wanted to see who made the stewed meat and wanted to borrow some."

The aunt looked at the big bowl speechlessly. "Do you want to borrow some, or do you want to take the pot away?" She shook her head, cleared the dishes on the table, and went to the kitchen.

Fortunately, it was not their family who cooked the meal today. If it had been encountered by the other side, wouldn’t it have fallen into the mouths of the bandits?

Yi Zhonghai hesitated for a moment, "The child can't be left hungry. Let me go to the front yard with you to ask. It should be the neighbors in the front yard who did it!"

"Okay, thank you very much. I don't know what's wrong with our dog recently. He's a bit picky about food. Sigh!"

Qin Huairu followed Yi Zhonghai to the front yard while complaining. Yi Zhonghai didn't intend to take over the topic of Qin Huairu's complaints, and he didn't dare to! Do you think that big bowl is playing a joke on you?

When they arrived at the front yard, the two of them twitched their noses like dogs, sniffing the fragrance in the air carefully, and found that it should be coming from the west side of the main hall.

The smiles on their faces froze, and they both felt that this matter was not going to be easy.

The Li family has a grudge against the Jia family, and they also have a grudge against Yi Zhonghai! Now Qin Huairu is showing off with a big bowl in his hand. Do you think the Li family will chase him away?

Qin Huairu gritted her teeth, looked towards the door of the Li family's new house, thought about the hungry Banggeng at home, and the two shameless mothers-in-law and husband, and walked towards the door of the Li family little by little.

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai could only sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman! He was willing to sacrifice the wife he chose for his elderly parents, so if he backed down today, what would he say in the future?

The Li family had just finished their meal. The pots and bowls were clean, and the family of four were happily sitting in front of the stove to get warmth in the winter.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"Dongdong."

"Is Brother Li at home?"

Comrade Lao Li was stunned when he heard a woman outside calling his name. The voice was so soft and tender. Comrade Lao Li didn't even need to turn his head to look at his wife's eyes, his body had already begun to give warnings.

"Hey, Brother Li, why don't you open the door and take a look? It sounds like a young lady outside is calling you?" Li's mother's words were gentle and warm, but without any warmth.

Comrade Li Weiguo only felt a gust of cold wind rushing towards the top of his head, and it felt like it could tear the top of his head apart!

Father Li shuddered and said, "Wife, I really don't know what's going on outside!"

Li Ming and Li Rui looked at each other and almost laughed out loud. They naturally knew about their father's situation and guessed that the person outside was in trouble.

"Go open the door."

Comrade Wu Fang's voice did not have the slightest bit of anger in it. Upon hearing this, Comrade Li Weiguo staggered to his feet and was about to open the door. Old Li was also very angry. Everything was fine before, but who the hell didn't want him, Old Li, to live?

With a creaky sound, the door was opened, and the four people from the Li family looked at Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu, and the large bowl in Qin Huairu's hand who were standing outside the house.

Li Ming didn't know whether other people knew Qin Huairu's plan, but when Li Ming saw the big bowl in Qin Huairu's hand, he felt like his three corpses were jumping up and down! This was so similar to the plot in the original plot where Qin Huairu visited the He family at night to borrow food!

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Li Ming always felt that the Colt M1860 revolver he placed in the system space seemed to be jumping, as if it was planning to come out and "consecrate" itself.

Chapter 126 Angry Li Weiguo and shameless Qin Huairu

[Ding, the system detects that Qin Huairu intends to carry out the original plot of asking for sex with the host, which is more likely to affect the harmonious relationship of the host's family, so the following task is issued. ]

[Prevent Qin Huairu from begging for food this time, solve this matter perfectly, and don't let the beast in the courtyard take advantage of the host. ]

[This mission rewards 1 fishing lottery chance and a copy of the exact time of Jia Dongxu's death.]

[Does the host accept it? 】

Li Ming was overjoyed when he saw the system prompt. How could such a good thing happen? It would be great to know in advance when the "cuckold brother" would be killed! Wouldn't it be great to take advantage of Jia Dongxu's death and make him bald before letting him start the next stage of his life?

While Li Ming was thinking, Li's father couldn't help but fire first!

"Jia's daughter-in-law, right? Who is your brother Li? Do you know that shouting like that can easily cause trouble to others?"

"If my family has conflicts because of you calling me Brother Li, how are you going to compensate me?"

"We are not familiar with each other. Please don't come to our house in the future. It's best not to say hello when you meet. Do you understand?"

This bombardment stunned not only Comrade Wu Fang, but also Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai felt that the Li family really had no intention of giving face to him, a great master. Qin Huairu felt that Li Weiguo was not easy to control. It was obvious that this trick had always worked against He Yuzhu!

But why did the other party not only not respond with a good look but also get angry when she just called out "Brother Li"?

Li Ming almost burst out laughing at the back. Qin Huairu, why don't you look at yourself in the mirror? Can you be considered pretty with this look? Even if you are pretty, you are definitely not as pretty as his biological mother, Ms. Wu Fang!

You have a beautiful wife at home with the tigress buff, and now Qin Huairu comes out to perform, isn't that pure shame? It turns out that Qin Huairu herself really has no idea of ​​ac!

When Mrs. Li saw her husband's performance, she laughed. Comrade Li turned his head and saw the cold wind that was about to penetrate his head, and then he felt that the cold wind that was about to penetrate his head had turned into an extremely warm spring breeze. He subconsciously straightened his back!

Before Qin Huairu could continue speaking, Li's father fired another two shots.

"Okay, don't come to our house if you have nothing to do. I've closed the door. Please stay away from us. It would be bad if I bump into you two later."

After Mr. Li finished speaking, he raised his hand to close the door.

"Wait a minute, Lao Li."

Comrade Lao Li, who was stopped, looked at Yi Zhonghai unhappily, his tiger eyes full of cold light, "Why, what do you have to say?"

Don’t really think that Li Weiguo is a good person. If you really piss off Comrade Li, I’ll go to your house and bury you all night long!

Yi Zhonghai looked at Li Weiguo in a daze. Why was this good guy so difficult to please today?

He thought about it and realized that his disciple's wife was still waiting there, so he couldn't just let himself be sent back without getting anything done.

Then he forced a smile and said, "Well, that's not the case. Isn't it that the stick in Huairu's house smelled the meat? The child was making a fuss and didn't want to eat, so Huairu wanted to borrow some from you and take it back to feed the child!"

"After all, no one should suffer, but the children should not suffer, right?"

Just as Mr. Li was about to speak, he was interrupted by his own son again.

Li Ming pointed at the bowl in Qin Huairu's hand and said, "Uncle, please tell me, a little kid of four or five years old can eat such a big bowl of stewed meat?"

"I can't even eat that much! Are you kidding me?"

"Or does Qin Huairu intend to take away the meat that our Li family spent money to buy and time to stew, along with the pot?"

Yi Zhonghai looked embarrassed, and Qin Huairu was also embarrassed, but this was the bowl that Jia Zhang had given her! Qin Huairu had been planning to take a small bowl!

"Hey, Mingzi, your sister Qin can't find a suitable bowl, right? Look, Banggeng is already hungry, can you lend some meat to her?"

Qin Huairu's words sounded so nice. This is a loan, right? Coupled with Qin Huairu's delicate and aggrieved tone, tsk!

What can I say? If you had changed your candidate to Sha Zhu, you would have succeeded today. Why did you come for Li Ming? Do you think that the antibodies I trained by watching 3,000 beauties dancing every day and listening to top ASMR at night in my future life are useless?

Qin Huairu, you are looking down on me, a good young man from later generations!

Both Mr. and Mrs. Li looked at Qin Huairu with unfriendly expressions, especially Mrs. Li. Qin Huairu, you just called me husband, and now you are talking to my son in this tone, what are you planning to do?

Your husband is dead, I thought you were planning to find someone to help you, but your husband is not dead, why are you trying this? It would be a pity if you don't go to the Eight Great Hutongs and work as a half-open door!

He immediately looked at his eldest son, intending to see what his own son would do? If his own son really broke, he would start arranging blind dates for his own child tomorrow!

Li Ming chuckled, "Sure, sure, but since you said borrow, let's do it in a borrowed way!"

Turning to look at her sister, "Rui Rui, go get a pen and paper. Our neighbor is planning to borrow a large bowl of meat from our Li family today. We need to write it down so we can get it back when the time comes, right?"

Originally, the Li family and Qin Huairu had different reactions to the first half of this sentence. They were happy on one side and surprised on the other.

But the second half of the sentence really becomes "Garen uses Whisper, Silence breaks the defense again."

Father Li laughed out loud. After all, they had already fallen out with each other. The two cowards on the other side didn't dare to confront the Li family openly. So why should they give them face?

Li's mother was having a hard time enduring it. "Rui Rui, what are you doing standing there? Hurry up and listen to your brother!"

Li Rui finally woke up from her daze. Wow, she never expected that the adult world would be so complicated.

Qin Huairu stretched out her hand to stop him, but Li Ming continued to fire, "What? Sister Qin is going to stop my sister?"

Then he thought, "That shouldn't be the case. Could it be that Sister Qin is planning to take my big bowl of stewed meat for free?"

My goodness, this completely confused Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu. They stammered and couldn't say anything, and could only stand there awkwardly.

Seeing that the two men didn't say anything, Li Ming didn't plan to let them go. Did he really think that his skill of attacking weaknesses based on language was gained for nothing?

Li Ming hit his left hand with his right hand, "Ah, I see, Sister Qin is going to pay for it!"

"Well, that's easy, son, this big bowl of meat must be eaten anyway.

Just fill it up to five catties. I'm the boss, so just fill it up to five catties."

Li's mother is worthy of being a clerk in the street office. Look how smoothly she took over the package!

Li Ming pretended to be in deep thought. "The black market price for boneless pork with skin is about 1.5 yuan per pound. I'll assume this bowl is 5 pounds. My mother doesn't charge Sister Qin any labor fees for cooking the meat. Just like what the old man said, we are all neighbors. How can I watch my child go hungry? "

Chapter 127 Li Ming: Send me money!

No matter how dumb Father Li was, he could finally react at this moment and nodded repeatedly, "That's right, your uncle is right, son, you have to learn from your uncle in the future!"

"Seven dollars and fifty cents will be fine. Sister Qin, take a look at this money?" Comrade Li Ming made an internationally accepted gesture to transfer the money!

Qin Huairu found that since she arrived at the door of the Li family, not only did she not even get in, but she was beaten up by the people of the Li family. She felt terrible.

Yi Zhonghai also felt that the progress of today's conversation was completely controlled by someone. He always felt superior by wielding the moral stick and pointing fingers from the commanding heights of the fight, but at this moment he suddenly felt like he was shooting himself in the foot. He just didn't know if this was an illusion.

Qin Huairu grinned, a smile uglier than crying, "Hey, Mingzi, your sister doesn't have any money on her."

"Well, that's fine. Let's see whether we should have an IOU or you can ask an old man to pay for you. It's fine on my end."

Li Ming looked at the two of them with a magnanimous face. Now the two of them didn't know whether to agree or not, and they were in a dilemma!

Suddenly, Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth, took out a handful of money from his pocket, counted out seven dollars and fifty cents and handed it to Li Ming. There was no other way. Things had come to this point. If he didn't pay today, he guessed that his choice of retirement plan and the relationship he had repaired would be in tatters again!

Li Ming took it with a smile, and nodded in front of Yi Zhonghai, "Uncle, that's right, please wait a moment, I will go back to the house to see if there is any meat left."

"I was so happy chatting with you two just now that I forgot whether there was any meat left. Look at my brain! It's really not working!"

After Li Ming finished speaking, he turned around and went back into the house, but Li's father and mother had no intention of opening the door to let anyone in. The two unlucky guys had no choice but to stand outside the door waiting in the cold winter wind.

After a while, Li Ming came out with an apologetic look on his face, "Oh, I'm so sorry! Uncle, Sister Qin!"

The two men's faces fell. They didn't expect that Li Ming had no intention of letting them go.

"I really forgot. I bought some meat today and ate a little too much. Now there is no more at home!" Li Ming spread his hands like a little bear. "Now the pot in our house is cleaner than my face, haha!"

"I'm so sorry, I'd better return the money to you~" Li Ming smiled and stuffed the money back into Yi Zhonghai's hand.

Yi Zhonghai felt the veins on his forehead throbbing. He swore that in all his decades of life, this was the first time he was fooled by a kid who was not even twenty years old!