Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

"This guy is already a loner, and you're putting more pressure on him. What if he gets so depressed that he hangs himself in front of the school gate?"

Makes sense.

People who are sensitive and fragile are indeed prone to extremes.

But what does that have to do with Hanyu?

"Oh." With a nonchalant sigh, Hanyu raised his hand to indicate:

"Hiratsuka-sensei, try harder!"

"I hope you can bring the misguided students back on track as soon as possible. Amitabha, may this be a good thing for you."

You want to show off, right?

Not being affected by the bad guys' attitude, Hiratsuka Shizuka announced with great ambition:

"Hmph, you don't need to tell me."

"Hikigaya Hachiman is no match for me."

Ok.

Just Hikigaya Hachiman.

Hanyu smiled at first, but after a few seconds, he frowned and asked back:

"Wait a minute, what did you say that person's name was?"

"Hikigaya Hachiman, what's wrong?"

"I was in the top three in Chinese in the entrance exam, but the other subjects were a mess. I am a serious student with a bias in one subject."

Oh~~~

It turned out to be him.

After entering school, among the people that Hanyu paid special attention to, one of them was Hikigaya Hachiman.

He had originally wanted to let things take their own course and wait for the other party to reach the task set by the system before taking action, but now it seems.

No need to endure it for so long.

“Pa pa~!” Clapping his hands, Hanyu picked up the composition paper again and announced eagerly:

“My classmates are my family.”

"Help him change his twisted habits?"

"As the squad leader, I have no choice but to fulfill my duty. I will do it even if it means death."

broken.

Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't know why Hanyu suddenly became interested.

But she knew that this was definitely not a good thing.

Without being able to stop him, Shizuka Hiratsuka watched Hanyu leave the activity room and walk towards the classroom.

just.

Lunch break isn't over yet.

In the classroom, some people were eating lunch boxes, while others were chatting.

The aloof lone ranger was naturally sitting alone reading a book, a light novel of some unknown nature.

"Wow—"

The classroom door was pushed open savagely in the same rough manner.

Yu walked in with high spirits, and when he stood on the podium, he said:

"Hikigaya, why don't you hurry up and welcome me?"

Chapter 14: Hachiman Great Bodhisattva

Youth is a lie and it is evil.

Those who sing praises of youth are deceiving themselves all the time.

My name is Hikigaya Hachiman, known as the lone ranger in the world, with disgusting dead fish eyes, and Hikigaya with zero sense of existence.

In my eyes, collective life is wrong. The so-called collective is more like a false proposition. It is the bullying of permanent neutral people by those who praise youth and it is unilateral violence.

Over the years, I have been firmly and seriously implementing this life creed.

but.

After entering Sobu High School, I realized that the world is full of wonders.

There are also legends about powerful social beings who can isolate a group and suppress everything in the universe with their own strength.

so.

"Hikigaya!"

"I won't go around telling people what I saw that day."

"Ok?"

The corner of the vending machine is a private space that no one knows about.

Poor Hikigaya Hachiman swore to the sky and subconsciously staged a self-destruction.

What did you see that day?

Hanyu frowned slightly, unable to remember what it was about.

"Hachiman!" Putting his arm around Hikigaya's shoulders, Haneki said as a matter of course:

"What are you afraid of? I never doubted you."

"I have always believed that Hachiman Great Bodhisattva will not betray his loyal believers."

Yu is lying with his eyes open. He obviously didn't remember what Hikigaya Hachiman said, but he pretended to know him inside and out and said no one understands him better than me.

This false pretense.

Hikigaya-kun, who is good at observing humans, can see it clearly.

At this moment, he had only one thought in his mind.

'I was careless. He didn't recognize me at all.'

'A school legend who was expelled on the first day of school, Hiratsuka-sensei's rumored boyfriend, and the lifelong enemy of the Queen of Fire.'

"Ah... I want to die. Why am I so self-conscious? Do I think this kind of being can remember me when I only met half of the time?"

My mood was extremely twisted, and the emotion called regret filled my brain.

Hikigaya Hachiman took a deep breath and asked carefully:

"Hanyu-kun, what do you want from me?"

"Hey, let's not rush this." After letting Hikigaya sit down next to him, Hanyu asked curiously:

"I just remembered your face..."

"We actually met on the first day of school, right?"

Tsk.

Hear what Hanyu said.

Hachiman already wanted to slap himself.

Why are you talking so much?

Their first meeting was not some romantic and passionate youth story.

"Um……"

Carefully considering the language, Hachiman tried to tell the truth of the matter in a clean, original way without his own role.

"That morning, I reported to school as planned."

"Maybe it's because we live nearby, Hanyu-kun, you and I walk on the same street."

According to Hachiman's narration, the timeline was pulled back to more than ten days ago, to the few hours before school started.

then.

Hanyu, who had just finished rushing to Mrs. Sakurajima, was not in a very good mood. He was also in a bad mood because he had to get up early to go to school.

"Ah, ha..." He yawned, a yawn that was instantly contagious and could be felt by everyone else.

Hanyu twisted his neck, as if thinking about how to spend his future campus life.

"After all, he is still as fierce as a wolf and a tiger at this age. Even with my strong will, I can only kill him with difficulty."

"Otherwise, let her try to do a handstand next time..."

Oh my god.

This ghost's idea doesn't seem youthful or campus-like at all.

When other people are at school, they just reminisce about the game they played last night or the light novel they read a few days ago.

Hanyu is different. He repeatedly studies how to develop single beautiful widows.

all of these.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who was walking behind, knew nothing about it. He just saw it when he turned a certain intersection.

"Woof, woof, woof."

A big golden retriever with smooth fur and beautiful body was running fast under the moon, running as unrestrainedly as a horse that had broken free from its reins, as if it would crash into a black luxury car coming from the opposite direction in the next second.

At that moment.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who calls himself the Lone Ranger, seems to have been summoned by something.

I saw him with his legs slightly bent, ready to run, as if he wanted to run quickly to save the dog and sacrifice himself for others.

However, at this critical moment.

Hanyu moved first.

He was in a daze just now, as if he had not woken up yet.

The moment I saw the big golden retriever, it was like a switch was triggered and I immediately became energetic.

Next.

Hachiman only saw Hanyu raising his leg, stretching his foot, and attacking the big golden dog.

"Where did this wild dog come from? Eat shit!"

“Ah~Ah~Ah~!”

finally.

Thanks to the Paw Patrol's screams, the car accident was avoided. The black car drove past, and the big golden retriever lay on the side of the road, looking seriously injured.

honestly.

When I saw Hanyu's smooth movements and his unhesitating attitude.

Hikigaya Hachiman knows it.

"This is so terrifying, this kid can't stay here for long."

As for the pink-haired girl who arrived late, she could only kneel on the ground holding the big dog, staring at Hanyu's back with hatred.

Hikigaya thought about it and decided to take a different route to avoid causing any unnecessary misunderstandings.

....................................

"Pink-haired bun?"

"That's it, I say."

Following Hikigaya's vivid explanation, Hanyu nodded as if he had suddenly understood something.

"Hachiman, is that dog owner Yuigahama Yui from our class?"

"He's Miura Yumiko's little follower, the one who laughs and jokes beside her all day, forcing a smile to please her."