Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

"Rena, in your opinion, is she Miku or Yotsuba?"

"Hmm~"

Appearing out of thin air in the form of a female ghost, Nakano Rena said helplessly, "I don't know."

"It's a little game for children. I used to be able to tell the difference."

"But now, uh-huh."

Nakano Rena put on a helpless expression and almost said it explicitly.

Who on earth made the quintuplets reborn and head towards an unknown path?

You have no idea?

"Hehe, this is a holy place of Buddhism, stop talking about these scientific superstitions." Yu Sheng refused to repent and even wanted to intensify his efforts.

"Miku still has a conscience, the only one she doesn't recognize is Yotsuba."

"Next time she comes, I'll steal a piece of candle used for offering to Buddha and drip a few drops of it on your back."

"Whoever cries is Miku!"

very good.

The gameplay is extremely heavy.

Nakano Rena's earthbound spirit physique that prevents her from getting hurt or dying is just the right setting for Hanyu to experiment with some wild and restrained gameplay that is usually more restrained.

Poor Miku would never have thought of it.

My little bit of mischief actually brought disaster to my mother.

"Bah-"

The horn sounded without warning.

Hanyu suddenly opened his eyes and found that it was Shizuka Hiratsuka riding a will-o'-the-wisp and waving at him at the temple gate.

"Fuck you, I just laid the new floor tiles two years ago, and you dare to crush them with a motorcycle?"

Rushing faster than a dog, Hanyu picked up the broom, aimed at Jing's cute useless fat and hit it hard.

"Wow—"

A perfect 180-degree bend.

Hiratsuka Shizuka dodged the attack and angrily cursed the bad Hanyu.

"how dare you?"

"You are so cruel, don't bite it next time."

"Oh, not only will I nibble on them, I'll also fan them and pinch them until they turn red, so that you won't even dare to wear clothes."

"Bah, forget it!"

After some playing and joking, Shizuka Hiratsuka got on her beloved little motorcycle, started the engine and headed down the mountain.

rear.

Hanyu chased desperately, shouting as he ran.

"Is he mentally retarded?"

"I haven't even picked up my luggage yet. Come back, come back to me."

All I can say is that they are equally matched opponents.

Although she is nearly 30 years old, Shizuka Hiratsuka still has the temperament of a naughty girl.

Hanyu is a first-year high school student whose thinking circuits are more vicious than anyone else.

Nakano Rena shook her head, and in her heart suggested that the two of them lock themselves up tightly and never separate.

highway.

"What a wild motorcycle! Where did you steal it from?" Hanyu asked loudly, hugging Jing's lovely slender waist.

"steal?"

"It was my grandma's toy when she was young. I found it in the garage."

Hiratsuka Shizuka smiled like a child, not thinking there was anything wrong with her words.

Grandma, young, motorcycle.

Hanyu closed his eyes and did a random calculation.

"You stupid idiot, you dare to use this antique from thirty years ago to race?"

"Stop the car. I want to get off."

Even though he was holding onto Shizuka Hiratsuka's headlights, Hanyu didn't feel safe at all.

"Uh..." Jing Keai didn't even have time to pay attention to the abnormality of her body. She complained with a bitter face, "The brakes seem to be malfunctioning."

"Fool, I swear in the name of the abbot of Kuhai Temple that you will go to the eighteenth level of hell after you die."

"Ahhhh——!"

Hanyu was still threatening, but Hiratsuka Shizuka could no longer hear any other sound.

The old motorcycle from the previous era kept accelerating and running wildly.

until.

"Hanyu, why are you the one who is lame?" Hikigaya Hachiman looked puzzled and confused.

"It's not a big deal. Someone has broken ribs, at least three."

"Play, play so big?"

There are tough guys every year, but there are especially many this year.

With Hikigaya Hachiman's knowledge, it was difficult for him to imagine it for a while.

What kind of intense game could cause Shizuka Hiratsuka to break a bone and Hanyu to limp.

"Forget it, let's get down to business first." Pointing to the empty space not far away, Hachiman complained, "We were all deceived by Xiaojing."

"travel?"

"It's obviously a free volunteer job, accompanying elementary school students in summer camp."

Following Lao Ba's instructions, Hanyu looked up.

Turtle.

There were a large number of primary school students, probably at least a hundred if not two hundred.

Oh, there might not have been so many people originally, but Hanyu waved his hand and increased the funding for the event.

All I see are female and male ghosts.

Hanyu pondered secretly and recalled a story.

"Little sister, uncle has 1,000 yuan of pocket money, let's play a game."

"Come on, one, two, three, stand still. I promised you not to move."

hiss~!

"Amitabha, what a sin, what a sin."

Repent on the spot.

Hanyu quickened his pace and walked to the side of Hiratsuka Shizuka.

"Hayama Hayato, whose partner of justice are you going to be?"

"what?"

I almost got screwed by Hanyu.

The kind-hearted volunteer did not know whether to laugh or cry, and reluctantly responded:

"Give the command seal and smash the Holy Grail, Saber."

"Yami!"

The bad Hanyu took the opportunity to launch a sneak attack and pinched Hiratsuka Shizuka hard from behind.

In an instant, the joke played by Hayato Hayama was successfully taken over.

"Hello, hello~"

Then, the young lady standing next to Ye Shan took the initiative to greet him and introduced him in a familiar manner:

"President-kun, I'm from the first-year class C, Sagami Minami."

"Please give me some advice~"

Writing and traveling, reading and volunteering at a summer camp.

You are welcome to say,

The moment he saw these little brats, Hanyu packed his luggage and wanted to go home.

“Grand Abbot, you can’t do that!” Hikigaya Hachiman stopped Hanyu and advised earnestly, “There’s no food to eat if you go back. Nakano mother and daughter have been bribed by Komachi.”

"Let go of me, damn it."

"You are a die-hard sister-con, but I am not."

"Why don't you stay at home and enjoy the air conditioning or play games on such nice days instead of coming here to volunteer?"

Prying open Hachiman's palm, Hanyu shook his head frantically and said he would not do anything.

After a while.

Sensing something unusual, Shizuka Hiratsuka walked over quickly.

Whisper a temptation in the bad guy's ear.

"You little brat, don't leave. As long as you behave well and don't make any trouble." Jing Keai gritted her teeth.

"White coat, professional suit, whatever you choose!"

The main point is to sacrifice oneself for the benefit of others.

Hanyu has asked Shizuka Hiratsuka countless times to wear school clothes for sex, but unfortunately, Shizuka would rather die than obey, hoping to retain her last bit of dignity.

Nowadays.

In order to ensure that the summer camp for elementary school students goes on normally, and also to give Hanyu something to do so that he won’t drown in a woman’s arms.

Shizuka Hiratsuka gave everything to make her identity as a teacher shine in other places.

"It's a deal!" Holding Jingkeai's shoulder, Hanyu described it in detail.

"The pointer, the stockings, the gold-rimmed glasses, and the Sobu High School teacher's certificate must also be hung up."

"Best, best..."

"Randomly grab two lucky elementary school girls to come in for class?"

Leaving a lifelong psychological trauma on primary school students?

Shizuka Hiratsuka would never do such a beastly thing.

"Bah, you still want to simulate class time?"

"I only allow you one, I don't care if I love you or not!"

Unable to bear Hanyu's fierce words, Hiratsuka Shizuka came quickly and ran away even faster.

About half a meter away.

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at his nose with his eyes and at his heart with his nose, and forcibly changed the subject as if he had heard nothing.

"You see, Sagami-minami is pretty good."

"He was not stage frightened at all and gave a very eloquent speech."

"Ah?" Following Hachiman's instructions, Hanyu turned around and took a look.