Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

It feels like fake news.

what happened?

The protagonists of the news are either familiar people or have the shadow of familiar people.

Let’s not talk about Youmiko and Shizukaai for now, but about the internet-addicted girl who hasn’t gone out for ten years.

Could it be Ayako Tamaki?

Because she acted too fast, Saki Kawasaki gave up on Ako's adjustment plan and just sent her home in a useless state?

"Not really, really." Hanyu lied to himself and was very optimistic.

"Writer, Ebina Himina."

"It must be fake news, all fake."

Can a fujoshi be the editor-in-chief?

Besides, the company of the news website seems to be called 88 Co., Ltd.?

Unable to believe his eyes, Hanyu typed Hikigaya Hachiman's full name into the search box.

What I saw was...

【The world spreads martial arts】

【Make Yakuza Great Again】

[A demon who unites all the major clubs and is the foster father of nearly a million members]

【Hikigaya Hachiman】

What an outrageous title.

Demon, Hikigaya Hachiman?

Isn't Lao Ba ashamed of such a childish nickname?

Unable to calm down due to his excitement, Hanyu squeezed hard.

"Click"

The high-quality silver-white mobile phone was shattered into pieces.

Kitagawa Umi, who was kneeling on the left side of the cubicle, was heartbroken.

"I……"

“I bought this phone on installment…”

I raised my hands helplessly, thinking that there were still ten installments to be paid.

Hai Mengjiang had an urge to cry.

"Huh?" Patting the girl's long golden hair, Hanyu lectured her like an elder: "You are so young and don't learn well."

"If I dare to buy a mobile phone in installments today, I will dare to take out a small loan tomorrow. I dare not think about the day after tomorrow."

"By the way, your name seems to be... Kitamura Eri?"

I remembered the beautiful girl's name wrongly.

"I'm not a former voice actor!" After spending a little more time together, Kitagawa Umi mustered up the courage and introduced herself again.

"My name is Kitagawa Umi, I love comics, games, and animation, and I am a cosplayer out of interest!"

She has facial features more delicate than a doll, a curvaceous figure, and soft, flowing golden hair.

I wasn't paying attention just now, but this was the person Hanyu grabbed casually.

The overall score is at least 95 points. She is a rare beautiful girl.

"Hai Meng?" His expression became kind, and Hanyu said in a kind tone:

"I'm really not a pervert, do you believe it?"

"There is a deep reason for appearing naked near the women's restroom."

Trying to save the image.

On the left, can you believe Hai Meng who was dragged into the toilet cubicle by a naked man?

"Really, really?"

There are no bad people who like comic conventions. Ms. Kitagawa, who is kind-hearted, is willing to give Hanyu a chance.

"Oh, I lied to you. I didn't have a penis when I gave birth." After helping the girl up from the floor, Hanyu changed the subject, "Hai Meng, is your father on a long business trip?"

"Hey~~How did you know?"

He answered subconsciously, and after a moment, Kitagawa Umi came to his senses and stammered, blushing as he retorted, "No, no."

"My house has a curfew, and my dad won't go to bed until I get home every day."

Being a young, beautiful woman living alone is very dangerous.

Kitagawa Kaimeng wants to make amends and create a happy family environment where someone is always watching over him and feels safe.

pity.

In front of the wily Hanyu, her lies seemed too pale.

"Access control? I've seen your wallet. This amount of money doesn't seem like pocket money for a high school student."

Unnoticed, Yuzuru took out the pink leather armor and asked with a half-smile:

"I can't tell, you're still a rich lady?"

Expose Kitagawa Umi's false disguise.

The girl was pretty and dressed elegantly, but she didn't wear a single brand name item.

Even the wig that fell to the ground was handmade.

You're so frugal, yet you still dare to act like a big shot in front of Hanyu?

"Wow, one hundred thousand dollars, that's a lot of money~" Yuzuru Hanyu's meaning was very clear as he took the money out of the girl's wallet.

If you keep pretending to be rich, I'll have to borrow some money from you.

"Uh……"

Hanyu was as anxious as an ant on the hot pan. The money in Hanyu's hand was the living expenses for Kitagawa Umi for the second half of the month.

"I, I, I..." He hesitated, not knowing what to say.

At last.

Kitagawa decided to go all out and simply admitted, "Bad guy, give me back my money!"

"This is the money I saved with great difficulty to buy costumes and games!"

Kitagawa Umi snatched the wallet from the bad guy and protected it with both hands in front of her, valuing the money more than her life.

at this time.

Hanyu thinks.

This girl doesn't respect herself very much.

In the women's restroom, there's a naked man, a pervert with plenty of energy and energy.

Considering so many dangerous factors, the only thing she wants to protect is money?

"Hai Meng-chan." Forcing a smile like Hayato Hayama, Hanyu suggested, "Your father is on a business trip for a long time. It's such a waste for you to live alone in such a big house."

"It's better than..."

Rubbing his hands together in excitement, the warm-hearted man's sunny smile instantly turned into the wild laughter of a pervert who had succeeded in his conspiracy.

"I've seen your wallet, I know your name, I know your address."

"Little sister, I advise you to think carefully before answering my questions."

The heavy thief's hand rested on Kitagawa Umi's shoulder.

At this moment, the girl knew.

'Woo...'

'Dad, there are bad guys in the comic convention!'

There is no room for refusal.

ten minutes later.

Kitagawa Umi, with a gloomy face, walked out of the comic exhibition with Hanyu, who was wearing a women's school uniform and had medium-length hair casually draped over his shoulders.

"Damn it, someone asked me if I would do it for 50,000 yuan?"

"Be a fart!"

"Haimeng, tell me yourself, do I look like a pervert?"

Hanyu, who was wearing a white shirt, a black skirt, and long hair, asked truthfully.

"This……"

Kitagawa Umi smiled awkwardly and gave a look that showed everyone understood.

Chapter 172 The Second Emperor

I can't accept the identity of a cross-dressing man.

Before going home.

Hanyu went straight to the mall and used Kitagawa Umi's money to buy himself a white windbreaker and dark casual pants, and also got a haircut.

It should not take more than an hour.

Hai Mengjiang was very surprised to find out.

Wearing proper clothes and having a slicked-back hair style, he actually looks a bit like a pervert.

"Have you also read the old comics from 20 years ago?" Guessing the girl's thoughts, Hanyu said a classic quote:

"There is no opponent ahead of us."

"Shashasha~~"

Good, very handsome.

Am I sick? I actually think this pervert is so handsome, and even his speaking style is so authentic?

"Humph!" Unwilling to praise the other party, Hai Meng replied arrogantly: "Not at all, idiot."

"Hey, put it in Hueco Mundo."

"A disobedient female subordinate like you will be thrown out of Xuye Palace by me."

By knocking on the girl's head, Hanyu used force to shatter Haimeng's tsundere halo.

"Ouch, it hurts, stop knocking." She covered her head and ran forward. After a few seconds, the girl pointed at the apartment building in front of her and said, "Bad guy, this is my home."

"Let me tell you in advance that you can only stay for three days."

"After three days, no matter what happens, you must leave!"

Hold up three fingers.

I have to admit that I dared to bring home the pervert I met for the first time.

Kitagawa Umi.

Very brave.

"Bah, do you really think I'm a homeless person?" Without further ado, Hanyu stated the truth in a joking tone.

"Do you understand the value of a rich young man?"

"Remember the Shinomiya Bank where I withdrew the money just now? Back then, I fought with their eldest daughter until dawn."

The famous Emperor Somu.

He actually got to the point where he had to use Kaguya Shinomiya to elevate his own status.

The point is, it’s already so bad.