Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

The memories of his youth were no longer clear. After careful searching, the man in Hanfu finally found the good wine that he was reluctant to drink and had specially collected in a mezzanine.

"Squeak~~~"

Coincidentally, it was almost at the same time that the old wine was found.

Someone, with a few lipstick marks on his face that he hadn't had time to wipe off, supported a mature woman who walked unsteadily and endured great stimulation with every step into the bar.

"crash"

"Find a pillar and tie it up yourself." Handing the pet chain to the mature woman, Hanyu ignored her and ran to the bar.

"Laoba!"

"Great Abbot."

With a weathered and mature face, Hikigaya Hachiman has changed in his middle age, or rather, has not changed.

"Thinking back to the past." Immersed in the memories of the past, Hachiman said slowly, elegantly and humorously:

"You drank without paying, so Kong Ming made me clean the wine glasses for a week!"

"You bastard, do you know how it feels to wash hundreds of wine glasses in one night?"

Elegance does not exist.

When he saw Hanyu, Ba Ye could only recall his unpleasant childhood experiences.

"Oh, I'm just washing some broken wine glasses." Bad Hanyu refused to give in and retorted without any guilt: "I only said I would treat you, not pay the bill."

"You fight every day and collect so much protection money. What's wrong with you brothers helping to spend some of it?"

"Besides, it's not just me. Yamazaki Ryu has also drunk it, and so has Jing Keai. She drank the most."

"Tsk tsk~ It tastes a bit weird." Skillfully throwing away the blame, Hanyu took the wine glass and took a sip.

"Old Eight, are we arguing over such a small amount of money? Without me, can Komachi become the queen of finance?"

"You appear on magazine covers side by side, and your words can decide the life and death of countless people. Look at you."

Hanyu continued to pat Hachiman's loose Hanfu, ostensibly to keep in touch with him, but in fact he was secretly using the man's clothes to wipe his hands.

"You are a rotten gangster. Without my official background, you would have been swept up in the crackdown and stripped naked and paraded through the market."

"Oh?" With a strange expression that seemed to be neither a smile nor a laugh, Hachiman did not refute, but whispered a reminder:

"I just opened the sealed old wine, this is the glass you drink."

"It seems to be the iced tea of ​​the homeless person nearby?"

?

Why does it feel like a rerun of an old anime?

"You, me, I..." Hanyu's face suddenly changed, and he pointed at the wine glass tremblingly, "Is the iced black tea authentic?"

"Don't worry." Smiling like a silly roe deer, Hachiman complained helplessly, "I'm just a homeless man, not a pervert. Besides, who else would use a wine glass to hold urine except you?"

Reminds me of some past events that are too painful to recall.

The calm and elegant Lao Ba's eyes twitched, and even the treasured old wine in his hand didn't smell good anymore.

"Bad luck!" Putting down the wine glass, Hachiman went straight to his heart and asked, beyond Yusei's expectation:

"Which world line are you from?"

"It doesn't seem right."

"I should ask, what exactly is the normal world line like?"

With his ability to break the dimensional wall, Hikigaya Hachiman is certain that the Hanyu in front of him is not the original one, or not the Hanyu in their memory.

"As expected of you, you can even guess this." Admiring Hachiman's wisdom, Hanyu asked back:

"Have you tried it, too?"

"I didn't master it very well before. I can only switch freely after I am resurrected."

"By the way, in the normal world line, Komachi married me when she was 30 years old, and gave birth to a fair and tender baby two years later. We named her Fujiwara Hachiko."

Trying to instill non-existent memories into Hachiman.

Eight sons?

"Fuck you." Hachiman punched the already broken bar and spat on the ground: "Pah."

"Do you think I will believe it?"

"No matter which world line it is, as long as I'm not dead, I won't let you get close to Komachi."

"Child? She's so young, she can't have a child!"

My sister, who is in her thirties, is still treated as a little girl.

The damn sister-con was shameless and cleverly skipped the topic related to Komachi.

"Alright, teach Yuigahama and Nakano Yotsuba a lesson they'll never forget, and then get out of here."

"This world line is weird. I always feel like I'm not that old."

There are other big differences between young and middle-aged Hanyu.

The only difference is that they are equally good at raising Hachiman's blood pressure, and they are both beasts.

As for the rebellion led by Yui Higashihama.

"With an extra ten years or so, have they found a way to limit the supernormal?"

"How tough is it? If I use you as cannon fodder, can I fight my way out?"

"Don't even think about it. I'm not a hero."

Rejecting the dangerous idea of ​​turning into fireworks, Hachiman gave a simple suggestion:

"I know a little bit about what Yuigahama and the others are doing. The device is too big and can't be moved around casually."

"You can start from the outside, kill them step by step until they are left with only their own troops, and force them to surrender."

Kill slowly.

Now that all her subordinates are gone, can Yuigahama Yui still make a comeback?

I was thinking about Hachiman's suggestion in my mind.

Hanyu turned his head and looked at Mrs. Yuigahama, who was squatting behind the gate and locking herself with a dog leash.

"Let's not talk about this. I have a faster way."

"Old Eight, come and have a drink!"

"Humph, you want to get me drunk? My alcohol tolerance is far higher than yours now!"

The two people who hadn't seen each other for a long time were having a great time as they toasted each other.

Only Mrs. Yuigahama was left.

After waiting at the door for a long time, I finally waited for Hikigaya to leave, and I thought I could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

I saw the bad guy staggering towards me, carrying a bottle of unknown wine.

"Xiao, Xiaoyu..."

"You wouldn't want to...?"

There was fear flashing in her beautiful eyes. Mrs. Yuigahama, whose confidence was not destroyed by the whole set of toys, backed away frantically, her delicate body shaking constantly.

"what--"

"Wine, the wine is wrong, no, not that one...!!"

Chapter 218: Destroying Sayuri Sawamura's Mentality

More than ten years ago, the pure brew buried by Hikigaya Hachiman himself has a long history.

However, compared to Mrs. Yuigahama, who becomes more and more lusty as she gets older...she still lacks some charm.

night.

The drunken Hanyu fed his still charming mother-in-law well with a bottle in one hand and drank till she was full.

"No, no, I can't drink any more."

Mrs. Yuigahama, who was drunk and lying on the ground like mud, murmured in a daze:

"Please spare me, Xiaoyu..."

"Several mouths are full. I really can't drink any more."

The demand is several times that of ordinary people. Mrs. Yuigahama, who has carried countless toys, rolled her eyes and surrendered completely.

next to.

Hanyu, who was very angry, hesitated for a moment and took the bottle reluctantly.

"One and a half bottles."

"You are old but you are still able to fight. Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes give birth to phoenixes. It will be no problem for the lovely Yui to drink up three bottles."

Hanyu made a scientific calculation and prepared to give the rebellious Yui a double and increased punishment.

Three bottles of wine correspond exactly to three mouths.

"click"

After stretching his muscles a few times, Hanyu stood up from the floor with a devilish smile on his face.

"Jie Jie Jie~"

"My kindness made them forget their original fear."

"Tuanzi, Tuanzi, my lovely Tuanzi, stand still and wait, Daddy will be here soon!"

........................

【Tokyo】

The situation was very good. Yuigahama Yui, who had swallowed up most of the territory of the Bitter Sea Group, felt a chill on her back and suddenly became irritated.

"Snapped"

After giving a heavy slap, Yui thought with great pain.

"Mom, Mom..."

One can tell from the ball on the head that now, the mother is probably suffering for herself and enjoying inhuman treatment.

'After all these years, I still can't beat him?'

Although she had the upper hand temporarily, Yuigahama Yui became increasingly depressed.

In fact, she had a vague premonition ever since Hanyu did not rush to the Kukaiji headquarters immediately.

Failed, failed, failed, I failed again!

The rebellion that risked everything ended in failure. Every time at the critical moment, the damn Hanyu seemed to be protected by God and always had an unexpected backup plan.

"Ah."

He smiled self-deprecatingly.

Yui knew that what was waiting for her was most likely the same cruel punishment as her mother's, but doubly so.

Return to the original home?

Connecting closely with your mom?

Or……

“No, fuck you!” After failing to refuse with gritted teeth, Yui raised her head and asked in a dangerous tone:

“No one is born to be a dog.”

"Mrs. Sayuri, do you think I'm right?"

Sayuri Sawamura was locked tightly with five iron chains on a huge wooden cross. She became a prisoner and kept shaking her head, tears falling like crazy.

“Mmm, mmm, mmm!!”