Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

"Okay~ Why didn't I think of that!"

Unlike Sayuri who was furious and terrified, Yui had a happy expression on her face, as happy as a primary school student who found a wallet.

"It's not easy to play alone like this." Yui volunteered, grabbed Eriri's golden twin ponytails, and forcibly lifted her up from the floor.

"As expected of you, you are the top student in the grade. You remind me of an old friend I haven't seen for a long time."

"Shiyu, I'll push Sayuri, you hold her down."

Pushing Eriri to Shiwa like throwing away garbage, Yui ran behind the giant cross and started drawing pictures.

"Don't worry, he bullies you so badly, nothing will happen."

"As for me, after doing this job, I can only run away overnight. I dare not go home for three to five years."

"Shiyu, in consideration of my helping you, please remember to visit me in Qianye during the holidays."

Visit Mrs. Yuigahama.

After sacrificing her still charming mother, Yui was determined to run away.

By now.

The only thing that made her feel fortunate was the will-suppression device that she had developed at great expense. With such high technology in hand, it would take Hanyu ten days or half a month to master it.

'A week?'

'No, three days at most. I must leave Japan within three days.'

Don't dare to underestimate Hanyu's speed. Hachiman said to take it slow, but Yui thought that the bastard must have some unorthodox strategy for speed running.

"Three days?"

"One day is enough."

As if Yuigahama Yui's inner voice was heard, a voice that made everyone in the room change their expressions suddenly came from far away.

“Could it be?!” Yui, who had failed at the last minute, stared at the door.

"Hey~"

"Yeah yeah yeah~"

As expected by Yui, Nakano Yotsuba, who still likes to wear sports vests and yoga pants in her thirties, jumped into her sight and shamelessly admitted:

"Yui, you guessed it right, I betrayed you again!"

"Woo woo woo, you were defeated too quickly. I barely even had a chance to backstab you."

If you try to get the skin of a tiger, you will end up getting bitten.

Yui wasn't surprised by Nakano Yotsuba's unruly betrayal;

"Do you think you'll be okay?"

"Hey, don't worry about that."

"We have a large family, and Hanyu originally wanted to shave my head so I could experience what it's like to be a nun."

Nakano Yotsuba tilted her head and made a cute scissors hand gesture.

"but!"

"After my suggestion, Hanyu decided to shave the heads of Ichika Satsuki and the others, so that they can experience the joy of being divided into five equal parts and add more people to the temple!"

The advantages of a prosperous population are reflected.

Similarly, Nakano Yotsuba's idea of ​​sacrificing her entire family just to survive also made Yuigahama Yui grit her teeth in hatred.

'Damn it, this woman is even more cruel than me.'

'She doesn't care about anything except herself!'

One wrong step and you lose the whole game.

Yui had thought that Yotsuba would backstab her, but she was caught off guard by the thought that it happened so quickly.

Pity.

“Just one step away.” Yui said with regret, shaking her head and sighing, “I’ll see you brothers killing each other and the bad guys getting furious.”

"Humph."

After barely escaping danger, Sayuri Sawamura snorted with satisfaction.

"It's not a complete failure." Wearing the Hanfu snatched from Lao Ba's closet, Hanyu made a gorgeous appearance and gave a very high evaluation.

"When you shot me half dead, I wasn't furious?"

"Fratricide?"

“Shiyu, why are you stopping? Try harder and let Eriri and Yui compete to see who can cry louder!”

Chapter 220: One Big Guy Is Worse Than Another

There was a time when Hanyu's faith was not as strong as it became later.

Until one day, the old monk told him after losing most of the incense money for a month playing pachinko.

"Stinky boy, do you believe in Buddhism?"

"Don't believe me. I once made a wish to the Buddha to give birth to a beautiful and sweet-voiced rich loli. Unfortunately, the Buddha did not fulfill my wish."

"Stupid!"

The thick and long ruler hit Hanyu's dog head, and the old monk advised earnestly:

"Buddha is not an omnipotent wish-granting machine. You are using the wrong method."

"Oh, what do you say?"

After all, he is a living Buddha, and the young Yuzuru really wanted to hear the old monk’s understanding of faith.

"Amitabha."

Chant the Buddha's name, and the master will be compassionate and the Buddha's light will shine upon you.

"You usually donate a few dozen or a few hundred yuan, but at the critical moment you want the Buddha to help you with millions of yuan. If such a good thing really happens, will it be our turn to become monks?"

"Little brat, I'll only teach you once, the correct way to make a wish is this."

"Rich Loli? Find a rich family, then smear their work, and kidnap their daughter overnight. After doing all this, come and ask for forgiveness from the Buddha, put down the butcher knife, and become a Buddha right away."

?

This, this is the correct use of faith?

No wonder those villains on TV who do all kinds of evil, have high IQ, EQ, and even academic qualifications, like to worship Buddha when they have nothing to do.

After listening to the old monk’s explanation, it started from this moment, this instant.

Hanyu had a sudden realization and no longer rejected the identity of the next successor of Kukai Temple.

"That's good of me. I'll deduct 1 and ask the Buddha to forgive me."

111.

The timeline jumps to normal range.

Hanyu was ruthless and asked Sayuri Sawamura to kill Eriri, destroying the spiritual support of the golden-haired loser in one fell swoop.

Three days passed.

Eriri's mind collapsed, and she sat there drooling like a person with polio.

Beside her, Mrs. Sayuri was heartbroken and could only hug her daughter and cry silently.

of course.

Compared to them who are the main targets of persecution.

Yuigahama Yui, who enjoys using an electric drill with a sponge and occasionally switches it to high gear, is not much better.

“Sizzle~Shua~”

The mechanical sound was like a nightmare. Whenever Yui heard it, her legs would tremble and her eyes would be filled with fear.

"Yes, he will die!"

"I don't want to die in such a humiliating way!"

really.

Her usual cruelty and viciousness cannot conceal her true nature. As long as she is a woman, no matter how hard her words are or how cruel her heart is.

Some places are always soft.

Hanyu only needs to make a slight move, and Yuigahama Yui, who is nearly 40 years old and has grown into a complete form, is not much different from her who was 17 years old and ignorant.

She had to cry when she needed to. She was such a grown-up, but she couldn't even hold back her urge to cry.

"Wulian Tianzun." With his hands clasped together, Hanyu, who was in the next room, was quite proud.

"Old monk, have you seen this? The Kuhai Temple, which has been passed down from generation to generation, has finally prospered and added..."

"One, two, three, four, five, five new members!"

The five shiny bald heads were blinding. Nakano Ichika and the others, who had never shaved their heads in their lives, covered their faces and cried, hating Hanyu and Yotsuba to death.

"Hahaha, May, not only are your other parts bigger, your head should be bigger too."

"It's chubby and cute."

"One flower, one flower, aren't you worried about not having a good script? Keep this attitude and get a lotus tattooed on your head. When your new film is released, the whole country will admire you for your dedication to art."

"And Miku, a ruthless Sengoku warrior doesn't need hair. A bald head is perfect for wearing a helmet."

The mocking laughter continued.

Nakano Yotsuba dragged her sisters into the water herself, but she did not feel ashamed. Instead, she commented on them one by one without any psychological burden.

"Nino~You dream of being a good wife."

"It's a pity that I can't be his wife. It's not bad to be a lonely nun who lives alone in the mountains and is occasionally picked by the flower monk."

“You, ah——!!”

Feeling a burning pain behind her, the badly injured Yotsuba stopped taunting and used her last bit of strength to ask:

"You, you've grown up?"

“No.” Hanyu shook his head and explained, “You laughed at May for being fat, and May was very angry.”

"So, she put on bubblegum gloves and treated you to your favorite hand knife."

The knife from the younger sister pierced Yotsuba's vital point.

This time, it was beyond her endurance limit.

"You, you, you..."

The intense pain stimulated her nerves, and just before she fell into coma, Nakano Yotsuba saw that May, who was usually the most obedient and well-behaved fool, had a blank expression on her face, and her white and tender arms went straight in, without any thought of sisterly love.

"what--!"

A cry of pain from the heart.

“Is it so cruel?” The kind-hearted Hanyu shook his head and reminded May who had pulled out her arm:

"When you get old, you can't hold your shit, and the caregiver's slap is really good."

"May, you..."

"Old? The old thing will just cook the food, Nino will cook, Miku will arrange the dishes, Ichika will cut the vegetables, and as for me..."

The pink tongue gently licks the cherry lips, and Nakano Satsuki's subtext is clear.

She is responsible for eating.

"Where did Hannibal come from? He's even scarier than Yotsuba back then."

"Sawamura, Yuigahama, Yotsuba, everyone has a happy future."

The culprit fell into a coma, and Hanyu counted on his fingers one by one.

"Kato? She was lying so flat that I could do whatever I wanted to her."