Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

"An unknown child."

A strange child appeared in his own territory.

Hanyu confirmed again and again, and after carefully looking at her several times, he said, "Wild girl, you are..."

Long straight black hair, bright gray-blue eyes, and a delicate little face like a doll.

The mysterious girl's basics are perfect.

If nothing unexpected happens, ten years later she will be another beautiful girl who is as good as Manfuyu, Kaguya, or even Saki.

"Dear~!!"

No one could have imagined it.

Before Hanyu could say anything, the little girl took the initiative and loudly declared, even though she was too young to do addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within 100:

"I'm your wife, let's get married, go to the district office to register, and kick out all those old women like Aunt Manfuyu!"

The death penalty had begun, and the announcement of firing squad within three days was heard everywhere.

The mysterious girl's bold remarks made Kirisu Madoka, who was watching the whole process, change her expression suddenly, and she immediately took out her cell phone and made a call.

Beep~beep~beep~

"Hello, is this the police station?"

"The criminal has been found and is currently in..."

"Boiled!"

Quickly snatching Mafuyu's phone, Yusheng was furious and pointed at his face and asked:

"In your mind, I am the ultimate beast who is so hungry that he doesn't even spare a ten-year-old? Or an eight or nine-year-old child?"

"Kirisu Mafuyu!"

"I tell you, this girl and I..."

Hanyu wanted to say that this girl had nothing to do with me, and I had never even seen her before today.

As a result, the other person interrupted at the right time and added a sentence accurately and accurately.

"Hanyu and I are destined to be together for three lifetimes. We were a perfect couple destined to be together in our previous life and the life before that."

"Na~"

"Auntie Mafuyu, you are already old. In a few years, your skin will sag and wrinkles will appear on your face."

Holding Hanyu's rough hand tightly, the little girl took a step forward and said to Kirisu Madoka arrogantly, "Why don't you quit as soon as possible and leave yourself a decent old age?"

The girl is a little smart but smart, and every word she says hurts Manfuyu's heart.

Loose skin, wrinkles, decent, late, old age?

It is a minefield unique to women, and every little thing will be stepped on without missing a single one.

moment.

"How naive." Kirisu Madoka's blood pressure exploded, and she scolded him with a teacher's dignity: "Female charm is not based on age, little guy, you will have unnecessary misunderstandings."

"It must be because there is too little homework and too much time left for playing!"

The first thing he says is homework. How can a child listen to this?

“Lululu~~” The mysterious girl made a face at Madoka, hiding at Hanyu’s feet and continued to taunt him, “Stupid, stupid, stupid old witch.”

"Not only your skin, but even your bones will become porous. When it rains or blows, you'll cry for your dad because of the pain."

"Little brat!" Having never suffered such humiliation, Kirisu Madoka reached out his hand and wanted to grab the little girl and spank her hard.

"Shh~"

"Old witch, you can't hit me~"

The gesture of making faces did not stop for a moment, and what was even more amazing was that when Mafuyu was about to touch the little girl.

Hanyu actually had a strange feeling of being out of touch with the world.

'Um? '

The little girl suddenly appeared behind Kirisu Madoka.

At the same time, she held a bottle of freshly baked peanut oil and sprinkled it hard at the other person's feet.

"ah--!"

The screams reached the sky, and Yuzuru closed his eyes subconsciously, and then he heard it.

"Boom"

The flesh rubbed and collided with the floor tiles, following the path where the little girl had sprinkled the oil.

Kirisu Mafuyu started twisting on the spot, and with her strong body flexibility, she performed one difficult pose after another that left Hanyu dumbfounded.

"Hmph, stupid old witch." Holding a bucket of peanut oil, the little girl looked like Shuten-doji in the story.

finally.

Madoka was exhausted and fell all over the place, finally lying down exhausted.

Hear a sentence.

"Do you want to dance too?"

"!"

Even if she was beaten to death, Kirisu Mafuyu would not be able to do that. She could grit her teeth and persevere even under Hayasaka Ai's torture until she won.

I was actually defeated by a young girl whom I met for the first time.

'I……'

The thought of doubting life arises spontaneously.

just.

From the back of the room, an elegant woman with a pink braid on her chest, still beautiful, walked out slowly.

"This, this is..."

I was slightly frightened by the tragic scene at the door.

The woman was silent for a moment, then forced a smile.

"Xiaoyu, you are finally back."

"And this..."

"Same hair color, so soft and pink."

Forcefully smooth things over for Kirisu Madoka.

Same hair color?

He fell flat on his back and didn't even wear a mask. Mando was so angry that he fainted on the spot with a "bang".

"Uh……"

The woman with the dangerous hairstyle bent down with an embarrassed look on her face and picked up the innocent victim, whose hands were greasy and a little disgusting.

"Xiao Yu, I didn't buy any food today, I'll give it to you."

"Aili, I have to remind you many times not to bully other big sisters."

The wife entertained Hanyu and taught the disobedient little girl a lesson.

If you just look at their backs, the three of them look like a loving family.

inside the house.

The angry and heartbroken Kirisu Madoka was thrown into the fish tank at random, and the noisy little girl seemed to go to the toilet.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Hanyu slipped into the kitchen and hugged the one who was cooking noodles from behind.

"Yuigahama-sister, what a fitting stepmother's skirt. Is it a surprise specially prepared for me?"

"Well……"

Feeling the heat of youth for the first time in a long time, Mrs. Yuigahama accepted it and pleaded pitifully, "Wait, I'll wait until the noodles are cooked, okay?"

"Ellie, come down soon, in case she sees us."

Ellie?

Such a criminal name, comparable to a little girl's criminal declaration.

Hanyu hugged Mrs. Yuigahama and asked kindly and gently, "I have felt it, and the child has no blood connection."

"Seven? Or eight?"

"After a ten-year hiatus, I picked up a girl this big for nothing?"

I was away for three years and when I returned home my son was just one month old.

Feeling that Hanyu's embrace was becoming heavier, Mrs. Yuigahama felt wronged and sad, and slapped him in annoyance.

"Bad Xiaoyu, what are you thinking about?"

"How can I have a child at my age? It's even more impossible..."

I can't find the precise adjective right away.

cheating?

If it were the good daughter, Yuigahama Yui, who said this, it would barely sound right.

Mrs. Yuigahama, who thought she was old and no longer young, could not afford to lose face in front of this man.

"She lied!"

Kirisu Madoka's nemesis appears again.

Moreover, she is extremely aggressive and will not let anyone go.

"Dear~" She slapped Mrs. Yuigahama away, and the little girl took over Hanyu's hand, saying proudly:

"At least five times!"

"In the dead of night, Sister Yuigahama turned off the lights and hid in the bedroom secretly..."

“Ah~~~!”

She was so scared that she even dropped the colander. Mrs. Yuigahama covered Ai Li's mouth and retorted with a red face: "No, no."

"I never called Xiaoyu's name, let alone..."

"Well."

You are not thick-skinned enough, Mrs. Yuigahama said, and she simply left the stove, covered her face and ran away in panic.

just now.

Only Hanyu and the girl who claimed to be his girlfriend were left in the kitchen.

They looked at each other and were silent for a long time before they spoke.

"Tell me, I'm your father."

"Honey, are you missing your daughter so much?"

"Isn't that a big Beidou enough?"

Refuse to acknowledge a wild father.

The little girl named Ai Li took a step back, lifted her princess skirt and introduced herself elegantly and playfully:

"Cross the other side of time and find the original beauty."

"I have come here in response to your summons. Are you my dear husband?"

Always stick to the identity of girlfriend, no, wife.

Ai Li is a little smart girl. She performed the famous scene herself and did not forget to add a sentence.

"My dear, my name is Fujiwara Airi, the Airi that belongs only to you."

The girl's face seemed familiar. Hanyu said nothing and called on his power of will again.