Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

Lao Ba really is.

Hanyu closed the chat window with Hikigaya and opened it instead.

[Komachi, are you there? ]

[Ah~ The big brother who led my brother astray! ]

The scene that caused Mr. Ba's blood pressure to soar was happening in secret.

Hanyu, who became Hikigaya Komachi's friend through mysterious means, was extremely happy and made a speech.

【Have you ever been in love? 】

【Want to experience a sweet love at the end of your junior high school life? 】

[No, I don’t want to, not at all]

[Hanyu-san, please tell Kawasaki-kun that Komachi will not consider dating before graduating from university! ]

The conversation ended and Hikigaya Komachi's avatar turned gray.

As for the Kawasaki Daishi she mentioned.

Wrong, wrong.

It's just a love affair, why do you have to be so ambitious? Hanyu can do it himself.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the time comes and we can become even closer to the Eighth Master?

So, the yellow-haired girl is impatient.

On the bench.

Hanyu was satisfied to transfer the smiles of the Hikigaya siblings to himself.

As soon as he was satisfied, he thought of Yuigahama Yui who was protected in a cage.

"Hello, Sakurajima." He called Mrs. Sakurajima.

"Please prepare some materials for me. They are XXX, XXX, XXXX."

"Don't worry, I know my limits and I won't get hurt."

"Why, are you interested too?"

I don’t know what Hanyu said, but Mrs. Sakurajima, who is usually impatient, ended the conversation in a hurry.

We didn't even have time to arrange the next time we met.

"Alas, life is as lonely as snow."

Shaking his head, Hanyu walked down the rooftop slowly.

The next day.

Weekend time.

Happy hour is about to begin.

The chief abbot of Kuhai Temple got up early, which was a rare occasion. He personally supervised the evil spirits in the temple to clean up and wipe the golden body of the Buddha statue that had been covered in dust for a long time.

Wait, what did he use to rub his body with gold?

"The Infinite Heavenly Venerable." Chanting the Taoist name, the evil heretic issued an order.

"Chun Shui, supervise them. If anyone paints a golden afro on the Buddha statue again,

"Just use your 30-meter-long machete to hit her in the stomach!"

"clear."

Miss Chunshui's answers are always so capable.

In the hall.

Hanyu looked at the Buddha statue with dark circles under his eyes, afro, and "Ye Lu Si Ku" written on his chest.

His expression was extremely conflicted.

"These idiots, their living expenses all depend on the incense money from the temple."

"If this Buddha statue is seen by female believers, will they still be able to eat in the future?"

"Without money, how can I buy incense, candles, and paper? Can I just go to the toilet and burn toilet paper to fool people?"

When I think of the evil spirits in the temple, it seems that something is not going well with my brain.

Hanyu has a faint sadness.

Then, he didn't feel sad for long.

Miss Chunshui's voice came again.

"Hanyu, we have a guest."

"Blonde hair, slightly curly, with tears still on her face."

Yumiko Miura.

There is no doubt that the person coming is her.

They all chased to the temple, and Hanyu said quickly:

"Hurry up and come in, that's my secret girlfriend."

"Forehead……"

"Reina and the others lost their grip and accidentally hung her upside down on the tree."

"What the hell, what kind of evil ghost is this? Shunsui, beat her hard, make Reina's butt bigger than the Buddha's afro!"

Chapter 39 Yumiko, Ebina Non-Aggression Treaty

If you are banned.

When I type three question marks, I am scolding you.

This kind of behavior is based on physical disability and strong will.

It perfectly fits Yumiko Miura, who was hung upside down on a tree with her mouth sealed with tape.

"Uh huh...!!"

His eyes were as big as bells and he kept sobbing without any lines.

Looking at Yumiko Miura in front of him, Hanyu admired Rena's rope skills, if nothing else.

'Well, that's a terrible way to tie it.'

"Watching this so early in the morning, is this something you can watch for free?"

Hanyu wanted to appreciate it for a few more seconds, but Miura Yumiko's eyes were already filled with tears.

There was no other way, he could only reluctantly give up and said hypocritically:

"That damn guy set a trap in the temple?"

"Youmiko, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you."

The compassionate Hanyu saved the believer from the sea of ​​suffering.

Unfortunately, what greeted him was Yumiko's angry slap.

"Snapped"

The crisp sound of slaps echoed throughout the temple.

Hanyu covered his hands, and Yumiko covered her back.

“Ah~~!”

"It hurts, it hurts, you damned bastard, how dare you hit me, how dare you hit me..."

Hi, it turns out the person who got slapped was Yumiko Miura.

I don't know which part of the body was hit.

Yumiko's eyes changed, her cheeks flushed, and there was an inexplicable sense of humor as if she wanted to rub it but was too shy.

“Hanyu, you…!” I was just about to teach that bastard a lesson, but then I heard this.

"You are being unreasonable!"

"I?"

"you do not trust me!"

"you……"

"Yumiko, in your eyes, am I such a hungry animal that I would eat anything, even a fujoshi with glasses?"

Classic tale of the villain filing the complaint first.

Hanyu knows better than anyone.

When dealing with a slightly tsundere beautiful girl like Yumiko Miura, you can't follow her way of thinking.

Explain, admit your mistake?

Do not!

Just turn the tables and drag the other party into your area of ​​expertise, then defeat her with your rich experience.

this is not.

After a few words from Hanyu, Miura Yumiko changed her mind from going to the house to question him to whether she trusted him.

"I..." Yumiko's eyes were red, she was more concerned than the topic of trust.

“You yelled at me…”

"I practice dancing for four hours and singing for three hours every day, and you never come to see me."

"You yelled at me."

Unable to suppress the feeling of grievance, Yumiko Miura pouted and burst into tears.

"Go away, you annoying bastard!"

"I don't want to be an idol. I'm not going to practice with Mrs. Sakurajima anymore."

"I hate you. You and Hime are unclear. You and Yui are unclear. You are a jerk, a playboy, and you are terrible, Hanyu!"

Tears fell like rain, and my makeup was ruined by crying.

Yumiko's little pearls fell all over the floor, and she did not forget to accuse Hanyu of the many crimes he had committed.

Ebina, Yuigahama.

Wait, Yuigahama?

It seems.

In Miura Yumiko's eyes, any girl who is within one meter of Hanyu is a potential competitor.

"Tsk, girls who are in their first love are always sensitive."

Hanyu knew that today's matter could not be brushed off with just two words.

and so.

He took Youmeko's hand, pointed at the weathered plaque on the door of Kuhai Temple and said:

"I have prayed to the Buddha for thousands of years."

"Youmiko, let the Buddha witness our love."

"Hey...what do you want to do?"

"No, don't do that, you will be punished!"

Asked why the Bodhisattva sits upside down?

Lament that sentient beings are unwilling to turn back.

In the main hall of Kuhai Temple, the old wooden floor creaked and the gilded Buddha statue shook slightly.

It seems that there is another evil spirit causing trouble.