Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

With just three sentences, the extremely popular Queen of Fire was completely defeated and burst into tears.

After just this one fight, the male classmates felt that Hanyu was really awesome. No matter whether the student was 30 years old or 3 years old, as long as the student was a woman, he could rush over to show off.

As for the female classmates.

"Fool."

After school, when Hanyu walked out of the teaching building, a cold curse came into his ears.

When he turned around and saw clearly the bold madman who dared to provoke him, the aggressiveness that was ready to go out dissipated helplessly.

“Not really.” Hanyu spread his hands. “You know me. Miura Yumiko is not even a meal replacement.”

Turtle, you are a madman after all.

How dare you say such shameless words.

But the amazing thing is that the woman who called out to Hanyu actually asked back in a serious tone:

"Oh?"

"What about Hiratsuka-sensei? When did you start liking the older generation?"

Killed the game right from the start.

Do you like the older style?

This reason is superficial.

Every move made by Hanyu has its own unique thought process. His confession to Hiratsuka Shizuka was mainly due to the task indicator of the character system, "The popular JK beautiful girl".

If we understand it literally, he can't make Shizuka Hiratsuka rejuvenate and become the age of a JK again.

In the end, the only option was to let the older single guy skip the preliminary requirements and fast forward to the process of being confessed to by a high school boy, joining the club, and enjoying a sweet love life.

In this way, the mission goal of [Fake Popular JK Beauty] is achieved.

However, he couldn't say these words to the girl in front of him.

There was really no other way, so Hanyu could only take two steps forward, gently poked the other person's forehead with his index finger, and said:

"Forgive me, Shashi, this is the last time."

"Well……"

Chapter 6 Childhood sweetheart? The ex-wife's bad fate

Her long sky-blue hair was tied into a high ponytail, and there was a perfectly placed teardrop mole under the corner of her eye.

Overall, she is a girl with first-rate looks and a well-proportioned figure.

It feels a bit like a poor version of Yumiko Miura.

Saki Kawasaki.

She dared to attack Hanyu, and was not forced to give birth to ten children afterwards.

This story begins a long, long time ago.

Seventeen years ago.

Brother Hanyu is one of those people who forgets to drink Meng Po soup when he is reincarnated.

Thinking back to the time when he was still a baby, he lay quietly in his mother's arms, enjoying how his colorful life would be in the future.

After all, he has the memories of his past life. Without saying much else, at least from elementary school to junior high school, he should be a well-deserved child prodigy.

He could speak at the age of one, write poems at the age of three, and was fluent in the Analects of Confucius and the Spring and Autumn Annals at the age of five.

Isn't life going well these days?

In theory, Hanyu's childhood should have been spent surrounded by flowers and praise.

But in real life, he discovered something terrifying.

"What the hell are they talking about?"

"Why can't I understand?"

Lying in the crib, Hanyu's eyes rolled around, he was anxious but speechless.

Looking at his parents in this life nagging around him, Hanyu wanted to say that time-travel dramas are really harmful, especially those that involve traveling to different worlds and strange countries.

The natural difficulty of learning a second language is simply incomparable to that of learning one's native language.

Hanyu, who has memories of his past life, is not only a child prodigy, he can't even understand what people around him are saying.

At first, the parents thought that the child was just slow in becoming sensible and would be fine when he grew up.

But when he was 2,3 or years old and still couldn't speak normally and could only stammer out a few incomplete words, the young parents knew.

I'm afraid I gave birth to a mentally retarded child.

They are anxious, very anxious.

Hanyu, who was considered mentally retarded, was also very anxious, but he had not yet fully learned Japanese.

That damned young couple actually left him at the gate of the orphanage on a sunny morning!

From that day on, young Hanyu skipped the childhood stage and unlocked a rare title.

【Chiba Orphans】

What can Hanyu do when he encounters such irresponsible parents?

He could only sincerely wish that the couple would have an unknown old age and be covered with red hair.

As for Saki Kawasaki.

Her story will have to wait until Hanyu has spent three years in the orphanage.

That year.

Under the careful teaching of the orphanage, Yu can now speak fluent Japanese and read most of the common books.

The elderly director put down the machete she had just wiped clean and was singing something with the children in the yard.

'You have no father, you have no mother, each of you has no home.'

This outrageous and fantastic scene made Hanyu's scalp tingle.

It is absolutely impossible to let him join in.

So, while the director was singing, he quickly sneaked out of the orphanage.

"Wuhu~"

The fragrance of freedom makes people feel relaxed and happy.

Hanyu was walking on the street, planning to use his remaining pocket money to buy some takoyaki and play a few games of Street Fighter at the arcade.

pity.

'Damn, why are there more ghosts than people in this world?'

"You keep asking me if I can see it, Rem, you're a loser!"

There are more monsters on the streets than single guys in school. Hanyu’s good mood ended the moment he saw these things.

He originally thought that out of sight, out of mind.

As long as I pretend not to see them, there will be no ghosts in this world.

Who could have thought that while walking, the ghosts were not causing trouble, but a juicy little Lolita was surrounded by several stray dogs in an alley where no one cared.

"Woo..."

"Go, go away. Shaxi is not afraid, but she is not afraid of you!"

In the corner of the alley, Saki Kawasaki, with tears in her eyes, tried to scare away stray dogs with her false momentum.

"Woof" "Woof woof woof"

However, it was of no use.

The dogs became more and more aggressive. Instead of backing off, they even went a step further and tried to have a close contact with Saki Kawasaki.

"Woooo..."

How could young sister Shahi have ever seen the power of the Three Dogs God-Slaying Formation?

She retreated further and further, curled up in the corner, shivering and looking pitiful, just like a little quail.

not far away.

Hanyu, who witnessed this scene, thought to himself.

He was wondering who had better fighting ability, him or a few stray dogs.

'There is a brick on the roadside, but there is a dog on the other side, and it won't take the brick's mental attack.'

Picking up a blue brick from the side of the road, reason told Hanyu.

Don't send them, you can't beat them.

"Hu~" Hanyu let out a breath, but did not put down the brick in his hand for a long time.

Because he knows.

Put down the bricks and I can't protect you.

Pick up a brick and I can't hug you.

finally.

The young Hanyu held his breath, rushed forward and made a sliding tackle, intending to let the dogs see how powerful the Second Supreme was.

"Bagayalu, die for me!"

The momentum was crazy high and the accent was slightly odd.

Hanyu charged in a colonel position, and then in three seconds.

The dog stepped on the ground and ravaged it madly.

"Oh shit, damn dog, you stepped on my invisible wings."

"Ouch~ It hurts, it hurts..."

Helpless wails came one after another. No matter how handsome Yu was when he rushed forward, he looked so miserable now.

Facts have proven that Tieba is harmful.

Not to mention tigers, even stupid dogs won’t fall for the sliding tackle.

If Saki Kawasaki hadn't been quick-witted and picked up a mop from the trash can, Hanyu's story would have ended early.

"Drink~!"

The small body bursts out with powerful strength.

The mop waving in Saki Kawasaki's hand almost became Hanyu's lifelong belief.

Later, several stupid dogs fled in panic.

Looking at Hanyu, who was dressed in rags and looked more like a beggar than a beggar, Saki blinked and said sincerely:

"Thank you, thank you."

"Ah!! The brain, the brain is shaking!"

Hanyu, who had been strong all his life, could not bear such humiliation. He rolled and crawled away in a very embarrassing manner.

From that day on.

Hanyu doesn't really want to encounter this person who has the only dark history in his life.

But Saki Kawasaki's home was near the orphanage, and whether he wanted to or not, he stayed there until the end of elementary school, when he was adopted by an old monk.

Hanyu can always see her on the street, in the park, and even in the video game center.

What's even more outrageous is that, as if she had noticed her deliberate avoidance, this little girl actually walked into the orphanage and invaded her last remaining territory.

"Fuck it, she's so anxious, does she want to give me ten kids?"

This kind of life continued until junior high school, despite Hanyu's doubts.

When the old monk took him on a tour around the country, the two of them were no longer together and it was not as hard as it had been in their childhood.