Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

"Ahem, starting from today."

"I will combine the positions of monitor and discipline committee member into one. This new position can be called..."

"Chairman?"

Bah, bah, bah, don’t let it grow recklessly.

"You little brat, do you think you are the head of state?"

"The Discipline Committee is a subordinate organization of the Student Union. What right do you have to merge it?"

weekend.

After listening to Hanyu's entire campaign story, Shizuka Hiratsuka almost sprayed coffee on him in the face.

She really didn't expect that this kid would make such a big noise when she was away from school for two days.

Yumiko Miura is a good person, why do you want to bring her down?

And cream puffs, really.

"Little bastard, tell the truth."

"Do you like Miura?"

Standing in front of her with her fingers crossed, Shizuka Hiratsuka, who had zero experience in love, gave advice and thought she had discovered the truth.

After all, in her immature life experience.

A teenage boy is madly bullying a female classmate who has a good look and figure. If it’s not love or secret crush, then what else could it be?

"Ah?" Yuzuru seemed to have heard something funny.

He drank most of the beer in one breath and complained unhappily:

"I can't even take you down, what do I need Miura for?"

"Xiao Jing, that American coffee is very bitter, right? If you don't want to drink it, change it. If outsiders see it, they will think I am abusing my girlfriend."

There was no sign of the dog's straight ball attack.

Is Shizuka Hiratsuka talking about whether coffee is bitter?

"Oh my! What nonsense are you talking about, little brat?" With her cheeks slightly flushed, Jing Keai retorted seriously:

"I'm not your girlfriend. Also, underage people are not allowed to drink. How dare you drink in front of me?!"

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Order her a cup of American coffee that is more bitter than Chinese medicine, and drink an ice-cold beer for yourself.

Before going out, Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was told by her mother not to drink today, did not learn her lesson and snatched Hanyu's cup and drank a lot of alcohol.

"Wow! So cool!"

The mature lady uttered a sound of praise like a middle-aged uncle.

Ignore the strange looks from people around you.

Hanyu said with clear logic and reasoning:

"Amitabha, I am a monk and am not subject to ordinary laws."

"Besides, the dress Auntie prepared for you is very thin. If you spill beer on it, it will become transparent easily."

A pair of thieving eyes staring everywhere.

Hearing Hanyu's words, Hiratsuka Shizuka subconsciously covered her chest, then as if she remembered something, she forced herself to speak in a nonchalant tone:

"Hey, long-winded."

"What's wrong with being a monk? Monks shouldn't drink alcohol, you bad little devil!"

The body is very mature, but the mind is extremely immature.

Shizuka Hiratsuka always wants to show her maturity and ease as a working person in front of Hanyu.

But what always greets her is Hanyu's more mature and social response.

"You are right. I have broken my vows. Let me report this to the Great Abbot."

"Hey, I'm the chief monk myself? That's fine."

"you……!"

Good guy.

Who in the hall is suing me?

Shizuka Hiratsuka was choked to the point of being unable to speak for a long time, and in the end she could only vent her anger on the beer.

"Hey, you said it was over once and for all, no one will ever go on a blind date with me again."

Slightly drunk, Shizuka Hiratsuka supported her face with one hand and stared at Hanyu fiercely.

As for what she said about solving the blind date problem once and for all.

Hanyu nodded and said confidently:

"Don't worry, I'll take care of everything."

"From now on, you are an older unmarried woman with a young boyfriend. Who would dare to go on a blind date with you?"

hiss~~

What lewd words.

Is Shizuka Hiratsuka the kind of bad adult who likes beautiful boys?

Do not make jokes.

"You, don't talk nonsense."

"What boyfriend? If I hear you again, I'll break your legs."

Shy Jingkeai acted like a big kid. She blushed and refuted Hanyu seriously.

If it weren't for the slightly raised corners of her mouth that betrayed her, Brother Hanyu could really have been fooled.

"Okay, you have the final say." Standing up, Hanyu straightened his collar and said:

"Please take your seat first. I'm going to go out for a while. Don't worry, I'll make a stunning appearance when people arrive."

Hotel entrance.

【Wish Power Up】

Hanyu, who had temporarily left the battlefield, felt the early rewards released by the system and was shocked.

"You're really a shotacon."

'No wonder she has been a solo artist for decades. Apart from school, she can still find a satisfactory male high school student in society?'

A period of acquaintance.

Hanyu has already begun to understand the girlish heart hidden under the disguise of an uncle in Hiratsuka Shizuka.

A high-quality man in society, pursued by teachers in the same school.

With all these resources, why did Shizuka Hiratsuka never get married or even have a relationship?

There are so many men, but not even one who accepts her carefree nature, smoking and drinking?

of course not.

There is only one reason why Shizuka Hiratsuka has been solo since she was a virgin: she doesn't like anyone.

She only likes pink and tender boys, preferably handsome boys, gloomy handsome boys, or sunny and cheerful big boys.

pity.

Due to the limitations of her status, Shizuka Hiratsuka cannot find true love and can only remain a single older woman with no return.

"A very popular JK beauty?" Hanyu shook his head and couldn't help but sigh:

"The system is honest and will not deceive me."

Two hours later.

Shizuka Hiratsuka, wearing a white dress, a pair of long legs and purple high heels, felt uncomfortable all over.

The awkward atmosphere at the dinner table almost made her dig out a three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment with her toes.

"Hello, Ms. Hiratsuka."

"Nice to meet you."

"My name is Ryoyama Yu, I'm 32 years old, and I'm a civil servant at the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology, and the Religious Affairs Bureau."

Chapter 10: A Lesson for Young Hiratsuka Shizuka

shopping center.

Hanyu made a promise in front of Hiratsuka Shizuka.

With a big bag in his left hand and several bags in his right hand, he was so immersed in the joy of shopping that he couldn't extricate himself. He was so happy.

"Hey, this one is too old-fashioned and doesn't fit the temperament of a young and beautiful boy."

"That color is too flashy. It makes me look like a gigolo in a nightclub."

"Yes, that's it. The younger you look, the better. Don't worry about the rest."

Hanyu was talking wildly in the clothing store, giving advice and suggestions, and I had an inexplicable feeling that no one understood the beautiful boy better than me.

Subsequently.

After purchasing strategic materials, he came to a private room that provided makeup services to customers.

Here, Hanyu put aside his previous arrogant attitude and sincerely asked:

"Shashi, please, this is really important to me."

"Humph."

With an ambiguous snort, Miss Saki Kawasaki, who had come all the way to the shopping mall, had a stern face and looked very unhappy.

"Saki, don't be like this." Hanyu raised the shopping bag in his hand: "These are all bought for you."

"I spent a lot of money to celebrate our wonderful reunion after several years."

Tentatively holding Saki's hand, Hanyu looked sanctimonious and spoke nonsense in a serious tone.

Celebrating a long-awaited reunion?

Kawasaki Saki slapped the thief's hand away and asked angrily:

"You called me out of my house just to put on makeup so you can go on a date with other women?"

"Hanyu, you... you really are..."

Saki Kawasaki did not say the latter part explicitly, but her good upbringing and years of friendship prevented her from using harsher words to describe Hanyu.

But it is precisely because of this that the bastard has the opportunity to take advantage of the situation.

"Saki." Staring at the other person affectionately, Hanyu's acting skills went wild, and he asked with a smile:

"You're going to help me, right?"

Good guy.

Playing the emotional card, right?

Is Saki Kawasaki such an gullible woman?

"So long-winded." Shahi's face became increasingly red and he turned his head away subconsciously.

Sadly, she is.

If Hanyu's performance had been just a little more perfect, it would have been an outstanding PUA.

After blushing briefly, Kawasaki Saki pushed the other person away and lectured him in a strange tone:

"Don't touch my legs, asshole."

"Hey... this... my hand has its own ideas. Believe me, I really didn't mean it."