Expelled from school? I am the Emperor of Sobu!

[You are so rich, let's get a room tonight, you pay and I do the work]

【? 】

My hands almost trembled and I almost dropped the expensive telescope downstairs.

When Hayasaka Ai puts up a question mark, it’s not that she has a problem, but that she thinks you have a problem.

"Alas, Master Fujiwara's hobbies are always so special."

Ai-chan sighed and replied helplessly.

[OK, please prepare safety measures]

Oh no, another one.

As soon as school is over, there is a delicate and delicious blonde maid to enjoy.

Is this the kind of life that humans live?

Hanyu put away his phone and planned to go to the third grade and give Yamazaki Ryu a good kick in the ass to relieve his boredom.

"Hahahaha, I've done it, I've done it~!"

Humming a strange and odd tune, Yu had not yet reached the third grade territory.

However, I discovered in advance that among the five Nakano sisters, the third sister wears Audio-Technica headphones, likes to wear pantyhose, and is usually silent like a mute.

Nakano Miku.

According to intelligence, each of the Nakano quintuplets is different.

The eldest sister is enthusiastic and cheerful, the second sister is confident, the third sister is taciturn, and the fourth sister...

The fourth sister seems to be a female version of Hayato Hayama.

Only Wu Yue, who loves delicious food and meat buns, is relatively normal. She is shy when she should be shy and generous when she should be generous. Most importantly, her figure is also the most voluptuous among the five sisters.

and so.

What does this guy in front of me, who is wearing headphones and holding two rice balls and milk in his hands, mean?

He stood stealthily behind the girl.

Hanyu stretched out his hand and deliberately tried:

"Meat bun monster, give me a rice ball."

"Eh~? I'm not full yet."

"Um?!"

Realize something is wrong.

Nakano Miku, the fake, quickly changed the subject and forced himself to say, "You, who are you?"

"Oh?"

A simple "oh" made the girl's facial expression stiff and she started talking nonsense in panic.

"Go away, go away, I don't know you."

"Want some rice balls? Ask your classmate Nakano Satsuki for them."

"I'm Miku, Nakano Miku."

Unlike Fujiwara Chika, who talks nonsense all the time and can lie without blushing or feeling nervous.

Midfielder May is a dumb person and a bad talker. After Hanyu fired a basic attack, she used her flash and ultimate skills to cancel it out.

"You don't even know me, so how do you know Nakano Satsuki and I are in the same class?" Hanyu asked with interest. He sat down next to Satsuki and took a rice ball.

"Oh, the plum flavor is not as good as the meat bun."

"This smell is from the school canteen, right? Why didn't Nino cook for you?"

Continue the conversation without authorization.

When May's half-eaten rice ball was snatched away by the other party, her first reaction was not shyness.

Instead.

“Ah!!” Nakano Mayu was so anxious that it seemed like she hadn’t eaten for three years. She grabbed Hanyu’s sleeve and complained angrily:

"Stinky Hanyu, bad Hanyu, give me back my rice balls!"

"I've been hungry all morning, my stomach is empty!"

No more pretending, Nakano Satsuki is coming clean.

Even with headphones on, she is still that meat-loving, food-loving monster.

"Hmph." Hanyu snorted complacently.

Then, like a magic trick, he pulled out a luxurious special bento from behind his back.

"As the class monitor, I will never lose."

"Nakano Satsuki!"

"Hey, come and eat."

Prawns, sea cucumbers, sashimi, and soft rice soaked in abalone sauce.

Seeing this bento, Nakano Satsuki was very angry and surprised.

"Gulp~~" Swallowing his saliva, May asked curiously, "Hikigaya-kun, did you win the lottery? You eat so well."

"You are so bad. You secretly improved the food when I was away for a day."

Even though he got so many free meals, a fool like May knew that Hanyu's lunch box was stolen from Mr. Ba.

However, today's luxurious bento is obviously not something that a poor guy like Hachiman, who has to buy drinks on credit, can afford.

"I'm bad?" Hanyu continued to exert force while pinching May's chubby little face with his backhand.

"You teamed up with Nino to deceive me. Who is worse than you?"

"Stupid, who is that Satsuki in the classroom? Ichika, or Miku?"

"Uuuuuuu..."

"It hurts, don't pinch it, don't pinch it!"

With her cheeks nearly pinched into meat buns, May struggled to free herself from the clutches and explained pitifully, "I don't want to do that either."

"I don't know why, but Nino and the others particularly hate you."

"She cooked a week-long feast in order to temporarily change her identity."

"Look, after not seeing you for a few days, the flesh on my belly has become rounder."

Lifting up her school uniform jacket, Nakano Satsuki pinched the soft flesh around her waist, immersed in happiness and weight gain, unable to extricate herself.

next to.

Hanyu stretched out his hand curiously.

"Really? I don't believe it."

"Take it away and let me pinch it too."

"Eh~~~?"

The meat-bag monster's motor nerves were very ordinary, and it couldn't even last three seconds before it was successfully defeated by Hanyu.

May's face turned red all of a sudden as the boy rubbed and played with her sensitive waist.

"Well……"

"Stupid, stupid, let go."

"What if other students see us?"

Holding Hanyu's hand, Mayu begged in a cute voice that sounded like she was about to cry.

It’s just that her words are very ambiguous.

Being seen by other students.

Does that mean that if there are no other classmates around, Hanyu-san can touch him as he pleases?

"It's okay. Do you feel the heat?"

"This means the fat is evaporating. If I pinch it a few more times, the fat you put on over the weekend will evaporate."

"A few minutes of time in exchange for a few delicious meals, isn't that a huge profit?"

Hanyu made up a lot of lies and managed to confuse May, who had a low IQ.

Burn fat?

Do you really think Meat Bun Monster is a fool?

"You..." After hesitating for a long time, the hidden stairwell was empty.

Finally, Nakano Satsuki suppressed her shyness and solemnly reminded:

"Only, only this time!"

"Bad Hanyu, give me the lunch box later, I'm not full yet."

"Okay, okay, here you go. All yours. I won't eat a single piece."

It’s just Kaguya Shinomiya’s beloved wife’s bento. Just ask her chef to prepare two more tomorrow.

staircase.

What neither Nakano Satsuki nor Hanyu noticed was.

At the top of the upper floor, Nakano Ichika took a break from her busy schedule and just walked down from the rooftop.

He was watching this outrageous scene with strange eyes.

"Miku? Or Mayu?"

"Last time it was Nino..."

"Fujiwara-kun, it's not okay to be unfaithful."

Chapter 101 Mrs. Sakurajima's Plan

I will protect my sister's safety!

At that time, Nakano Ichika, as the eldest sister, almost rushed downstairs to confront Hanyu and make things clear.

May, Nino, and Miku.

No matter who you like or pursue anyone, she has no objection.

However, you can't eat from the bowl, stare at the pot, and still want to put your hands into the stove.

"call……"

Take several deep breaths.

After calming down, Ichika decided to save some face for her sister.

We are all classmates, and there are plenty of opportunities to remind Hanyu. There is no need to embarrass his sister in public.

【ding dong】

The phone vibrated.

Seeing the message displayed on the screen, Ichika changed his attitude and replied respectfully.

【I’m so sorry! 】

[Today at 5 o'clock, I will definitely arrive on time]

【Please give me a chance! 】

The opportunity for an interview was hard to come by, and the firm on the other side was a new and powerful one.

Ichika has gathered information that Yumiko Miura, who is from the same school as her, was successfully promoted by this agency and had an exaggerated popularity that was close to that of a second-tier star right after her debut.

[Hi, hi, I know, I will prepare the script and costumes! ]