From ancient times till now, the concept of so-called "demon race" has never appeared in this world.
Although they are both great demons, Shan Yunhe never feels that he is related to Qiu Daxian.
In fact, except for cranes and humans, which Shan Yunhe would never eat, she could eat other types of monsters without any burden.
There is no need for He to explain much, after all, they are true relatives.
As for humans, Shan Yunhe himself also has a human body. How can a demon that has cultivated a human body eat humans? This is absolutely insane and extremely vicious.
"hold head high--"
Xiaoqing moaned softly, indicating that there was movement below.
Shan Yunhe immediately stopped chatting with Xiaobai and stared at the county government office.
I saw a few constables sneaking out pushing a cart with a mat covering it.
Although the mat is large, it still cannot hide the huge size of the loach.
"Everyone who sees it gets a share. I'll split it into three parts later!"
Xiaobai and Xiaoqing had no objection to the plan proposed by Shan Yunhe.
They had come to see what was happening purely out of curiosity, and it was a surprise that they could get any benefit from it now.
A man was pushing a cart on the ground, and a demon was staring at him in the sky.
Under the hazy moonlight, several people quickly left the county town.
When they arrived at the foot of a mountain, an older constable sat down on the ground.
"Huh, take a break and gather your strength. When you have enough strength, you can push this thing up the mountain again."
As soon as these words were spoken, complaints immediately arose.
"The mountain road is not easy to walk on, and I have to push this big loach."
"Are you really going to climb halfway up the mountain? I think we should just find a place that's similar enough to throw it there."
.....
In the end, several constables did not conscientiously carry out the county magistrate's instructions to "go back to where you came from."
They climbed a short distance on the mountain road, left the car and loaches behind, and hurried home to sleep.
"It's not convenient to boil it in water. I think we should roast it over fire."
After descending from the sky, Shan Yunhe asked for the opinions of the other two.
【become】
Nod, nod.
Then roast it over fire!
The crane demon made a fire and began to cook the giant loach in a simple and rough manner.
Xiaobai frowned after seeing this and couldn't help but offer a few suggestions.
[I think you can bleed it first, then cut it into several pieces and roast it slowly. ]
"How can you waste it like this? Loach blood is very nutritious. Believe me, high-end ingredients are often cooked in the simplest way. Just grill it like this, and the taste won't be bad."
It turns out that apart from tofu dishes, Shan Yunhe is not good at making other delicious food.
When Xiaoqing took a bite of the half-cooked loach meat, the strong smell of earth and blood mixed together made her eyes go dark after tasting Zhu Heimian's cooking.
[So delicate]
After it finally recovered, it was mercilessly mocked by Xiaobai.
Qing Jiao looked at Xiao Bai, who seemed to be eating with relish but actually couldn't taste anything, and could only endure the fishy smell and continue to chew.
"so good."
Seeing Qing Jiao's appearance, Shan Yunhe said something with emotion.
She had grown from a little demon to the present day, and had experienced countless bloody experiences. She had almost been eaten by demons countless times, and had also eaten many demons.
Some of Xiaoqing's unconscious behaviors let the crane monster know that it had never experienced similar suffering.
Of course, Shan Yunhe did not despise him like Xiaobai did. Instead, he was extremely envious.
.....
In the middle of the night, some monsters were staying up late eating barbecue, while others were discussing alchemy in a lively manner.
"Really? The effect of your Da Huan Dan is ten times better than that of Xiao Huan Dan."
Holding a pill, the old emperor's face was full of joy: "Thanks to it, no, thanks to you, I can regain my vigor."
As the discussion on alchemy went on, things became less serious, but Ling Huanzhen was happy to hear it.
The emperor was old and frail, and had long been incapable of human labor, but as the ruler of the world, he had always been sensitive to this aspect.
Now the Dahuan Pill has resolved the emperor's worries, and the emperor talks to him casually about this matter. The emperor's favor with him is so great that no one can match it!
"The Great Huan Dan has such a miraculous effect, in fact, it is because your Majesty has a good foundation."
Ling Huanzhen took every opportunity to flatter the emperor, which made the emperor laugh out loud.
Because of this joy, he became even more unrestrained in what he said, even talking about having sex with three women in one night.
"It's not the real Three Night Queens, right?"
Ling Huanzhen's heart suddenly skipped a beat. The Dahuan Pill was indeed amazing, but it was impossible for it to replenish energy infinitely.
But beauty is a bottomless pit.
If the emperor gained six points during the day and lost seven points at night, wouldn't the addition and subtraction be a direct deduction?
Ling Huanzhen used to be a famous doctor, and his ability of observing, smelling, asking and palpating has not declined to this day.
"From the look of his face, your Majesty is in great shape."
However, considering the effectiveness of Dahuandan, some appearances cannot be relied upon.
So, he quietly moved closer to the emperor and took a deep breath.
The smell of old age and decay wafted into my nose, mixed with the fragrance of a woman.
Oops!
After Your Majesty regained his strength, he really has no self-control, and his health is much worse than before.
......
"Your Majesty, although beauties are beautiful, you should not be greedy for too many."
While the emperor was drinking tea, Ling Huanzhen pretended to be relaxed and advised him,
"Hahaha, it's not surprising that others advise me, why do you say this?"
As the 'refiner' of Dahuandan, Ling Huanzhen seemed to have no qualifications or position to persuade the emperor to exercise restraint.
He was just worrying about it when he heard the emperor say, "Your alchemy skills are unparalleled in the world. Can you think of a way to make an elixir to attract the auspicious beast to appear?"
Ling was stunned when he was suddenly brought up from matters between men and women to the auspicious beast Qilin.
"Is it very difficult?" The emperor's tone became serious.
In the more than 800 years since the founding of the Jin Dynasty, few people have ever seen a Qilin with their own eyes.
The emperor wanted to use elixir to lure him out, which was quite a creative idea.
"Your Majesty, I will definitely do my best!"
Ling really felt that he could not refine that kind of elixir, and even doubted whether the leader of the Danding Sect could refine it.
But he did not refuse and immediately made his attitude clear to the emperor.
"well."
The old emperor was naturally very satisfied, and he rarely explained the reason.
"It's not a sudden idea, but... there is something that has been bothering me, so I thought of offering sacrifice to the auspicious beast. Just think about it, if the Qilin can appear on the day of the sacrifice, it will be such a great omen!"
So that's how it is. That's right, Your Majesty will not let go of the extremely bad divination about the country's destiny last time so quickly.
Chapter 046 Nuo Opera on Qilin Mountain
Because they talked until late, even though the luxurious Taoist temple bestowed by the emperor was right next to Yujing, by the time Ling Huanzhen returned in the carriage, it was already dawn.
There was no need for the temple master to waste his words. Several charming women in Taoist robes put hot water in the wooden barrel and then helped Ling Huanzhen undress.
They were very good at observing people's expressions and seeing that Ling looked really tired, they didn't do anything extra but just carefully massaged his hands and feet.
"Alas, if you escape from such a good life, you will never be able to enjoy it again."
That’s right, after discovering that the old emperor was in poor health, Ling was so cowardly that he thought of running away for the second time.
But compared to last time, he was so reluctant to leave now.
To be honest, the former [Immortal Feathered Priest] Ling was not really greedy for enjoyment.
Because he had a dream of becoming an immortal, he felt that worldly luxury was nothing special.
However, ever since his trip to Dandingmen, Ling Huanzhen's three views have been completely overturned.
The fact that the powerful leader of the Danding Sect would greet me with a smile just for a basket of medicinal herbs shows that immortal cultivators are not without desires.
The so-called "supernatural" is nothing but a fantasy. His current life is already the ultimate enjoyment!
After having this understanding, Ling really couldn't bear to leave.
"If it doesn't work, I will bring a few more baskets of herbs next time and exchange them with Master Bian for a pill that is more powerful than the Golden Wind Jade Dew Pill."
Then ask him if he can refine something that can attract Qilin, etc. It’s best not to involve him in the matter of Qilin!
Otherwise, if he were to find out my current identity, I would have an additional difficult-to-defeat opponent.
But if I don't find him, Your Majesty, Your Majesty's mission...
Ling Huanzhen's head gradually drooped, and he fell asleep in the wooden barrel, exhausted.
.....
"Master, someone has come from the palace, Master."
After shaking several times, Ling Huanzhen finally woke up, rubbing his eyes. He looked out the window and saw that it was already dusk.
"Got it. You go out and serve first."
Ling Huanzhen patted his face, changed into formal clothes, and walked out with the silver in his pocket.
"Eunuch Gong, sorry to have kept you waiting!"
"Oh my, the master of the temple is now the most popular person and favorite minister around the emperor. You must not do this, you must not do this."
After weighing the silver in his hand, the eunuch immediately declined.
When Ling Huanzhen heard this, his expression suddenly turned a little ugly.
The eunuch's refusal was false, his real complaint was that it was not enough.
Didn't you hear him say anything about the most popular person or the favorite minister? This was a compliment, but it also secretly meant that with your current status, you should be given more money.
"This castrated dog is really abominable!"
Logically speaking, Ling Huanzhen is already so favored, how dare this eunuch do this?
Hey, you really dare.
Because this is not just his business, there are some unspoken rules that are silently maintained by all the beneficiaries.
If you, Ling Huanzhen, don't pay the full amount of silver today, you will be going against all the eunuchs in the palace!
"It's really a thoughtful gesture, so don't refuse it, sir."
After cursing a few words in his heart, Ling Huanzhen had to order people to continue to get silver for this bastard.
After the latter received the money, he stated the purpose of his trip with a serious face.
"Your Majesty has said that the master should go out more often to find inspiration."
Well, it seems that he found inspiration so well and so quickly last time that it left a deep impression on His Majesty.
"I really obey your orders"
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