I was favored by the evil god, and I became a white-bone bodhisattva.

Everyone has to die one day, and dying heroically like a real man is a thousand times better than dying in a cowardly state in prison!

"After eating and drinking, everyone follow me to attack Zhongling."

After Ge Chongtian's order was issued, the Hundred Immortals Army and the desperadoes all cheered loudly.

They didn't know how difficult this operation was, but since the immortal/big brother said to fight, they just let him fight.

.....

"My lord, something terrible has happened, my lord—"

The county magistrate of Zhongling County is named Pan Yu, who attaches great importance to manners.

No matter how big the matter was, he was very unhappy to see his men in such a panic.

"Look at what you have become. Take a breath first."

Pan Yu took a sip of tea slowly and calmly, which was in stark contrast to the panic of his men.

"Yes!"

The visitor calmed down, took a deep breath and said, "Your Excellency, thousands of bandits are coming to our county aggressively."

what?

Pan Yu's hand trembled and the scalding hot tea fell on the back of his hand, but he gritted his teeth and held it back.

Don't lose your composure!

"Don't talk nonsense. Even the great traitor Ge Chongtian couldn't gather a thousand men. How could there be 'thousands' of bandits attacking our county?"

Pan Yu snorted coldly, frowned, and asked, "Has Commander Ma received the news?"

"The commander has received the message and is currently recruiting troops!"

Phew, just count the soldiers. As long as they are not caught off guard, there is no way that five thousand elite soldiers will be defeated.

"Although I don't command the army, as the ruler of a county, I should mobilize everyone when the enemy is coming."

Pan Yu took another sip of tea before calmly giving the order, "Hurry up and prepare some wine and meat, and follow me."

Soon, accompanied by a group of yamen runners, Pan Yuxing arrived at the military parade ground.

He walked onto the platform and glanced down casually, and suddenly felt something was wrong!

"There are definitely not five thousand soldiers here, even three thousand are in jeopardy."

The problem of drawing a salary without doing anything is quite common in the Jin Dynasty.

But with a staff of 5,000 people, they actually spent the remaining 2,000 to 3,000 people's salaries. This is really too much!

"Commander Ma..."

Pan Yu was about to say something when she was interrupted by a burly man.

"Master Pan, you are a civil servant, why are you here when you don't know anything? Go back to the county office quickly and don't cause trouble."

How come you don’t understand anything? I know a little bit!

The situation down there is such a mess. How can we fight without boosting the morale of the troops?

Pan Yu was angry, so he ignored Commander Ma and ordered the distribution of wine and meat while encouraging the soldiers below the stage.

"Hey, stop dawdling. Is this little bit of wine and meat enough to fill everyone's stomach? It will take time to line up to meet the enemy. All the troops, follow me and attack—"

Commander Ma gave a hurried shout and rushed out of the city with his disorganized army.

......

This is not a good general!

Pan Yu walked back and forth on the platform, with these words constantly echoing in his mind.

"Sir, should we go back to the county government office to take shelter?"

Bursts of shouting and screaming came from outside. The yamen runners stood with Pan Yugan for a while, and finally someone couldn't help but speak.

"If the enemy army is defeated by Commander Ma, why should we hide? If... it really comes to that, hiding anywhere will be useless, so why waste our efforts?"

This made sense, but everyone looked sad after hearing it.

"I don't know where the bandits outside the city came from. It's incredible that such a force suddenly appeared in Qingzhou."

Pan Yu racked his brains but couldn't figure out why an army was attacking the county today.

Qingzhou has indeed been a bit unstable lately, but why is it so?

"My Lord, please allow me to go outside and take a look."

"Yes," Pan Yu nodded and agreed.

As everyone waited anxiously, the bailiff who had gone out to investigate the situation hurried back.

"How's the battle going?" someone asked quickly.

At this time, even Pan Yu didn't care about pretending.

He stared at the bailiff, waiting for him to tell him some good news.

"Not good. The enemy is fearless and unafraid of death. Commander Ma should fight and retreat at the same time."

Greedy, greedy, greedy. I told you to be greedy, and now you’re in trouble!

"Investigate further and report back," Pan Yu said with his eyes wide open.

.....

“Hahahahahahaha—”

Ge Chongtian laughed so hard that tears came out.

He came here with the determination to die, after all, there were 5,000 elite troops stationed in Zhongling County.

But when they arrived at the place, they found that the enemy was no more than 3,000 strong, and their military discipline was lax. They were even worse than the officers and soldiers who had encircled and suppressed them a few days ago.

The Great Jin Dynasty is truly rotten to the core. What elite troops? It's simply hilarious!

"Brother, there's someone sneaking up behind us!"

Ok?

Ge Chongtian's heart skipped a beat, and words like "attack from front and back" and "encirclement from both sides" kept popping up in his mind.

"..."

The troops that appeared behind were not numerous and were not in a hurry to charge.

If you look closely, it seems that there is a water truck being escorted?

"Why are you panicking? They are a team escorting supplies."

Ge Chongtian said angrily: "Since you have seen them, don't let them go. Lead your three hundred brothers to rob them."

"okay!"

The victory on the front battlefield has been decided, so sending out 300 people will not affect anything.

At this time, Ge Chongtian had recovered from his excited emotions. He glanced at the collapsed "elites" and his thick eyebrows gradually frowned.

"The equipment is so poor, all of it is junk!"

Although they were able to win this time thanks to these scraps of metal, people are greedy, and Ge Chongtian now only regrets that their equipment is not sophisticated enough.

Chapter 114: The Straw Man in the Imperial Mausoleum

Ge Chongtian entered the city in high spirits and saw from afar an official being tied up and escorted towards him.

"Are you the county magistrate here?"

When they got closer, Ge Chongtian asked this coldly.

"Exactly! Thief..."

Before Pan Yu could finish his sentence, Ge Chongtian chopped off his head with a knife.

Some people rebel in order to become emperor themselves. Such people need a large number of talents, so even if Pan Yu is captured, he will be treated well.

Ge Chongtian is different. His rebellion is filled with violence throughout. All he wants is destruction!

County magistrate, talent?

You are the ones to be killed!

"I studied hard for many years just to wear a layer of official clothing. But now it seems that this official clothing is just ordinary clothes in front of swords and knives, and it is not very meaningful."

Ge Chongtian murmured something, and someone immediately laughed and said, "General, have you attained enlightenment?"

Oh, not a traitor but a general?

He looked in the direction of the voice and found an experienced Taoist priest with excellent appearance walking slowly towards him.

"I am Xiao Taixuan, and I have come here to give you three hundred water talismans."

Ge Chongtian's expression gradually became stern, because he found that the group of brothers who had shared life and death with him were like wooden men, allowing this old man of unknown origin to swagger up to them.

"What is a water charm?"

The man asked as he stroked the handle of the knife, but his hands suddenly felt empty.

"The water storage talisman is the water talisman. It has a very convenient use."

Xiao Taixuan raised his knife and pierced a water talisman. Water immediately flowed all over the ground and kept flowing.

"This water talisman alone can fill a dry well. The general is very intelligent and must know its value."

Ge Chongtian frowned, but his brows suddenly relaxed after a moment.

"May I ask, Taoist priest, are you the one who helped me to form the Hundred Immortals Army?" the man asked with a fist clasped.

"That was the work of the other two Taoist friends. I dare not take credit for it."

Fellow?

Then you are in the same group.

Hearing this, Ge Chongtian became even more respectful. He bowed deeply and said, "I beg you to condescend to serve as the military advisor of my Hundred Immortals Army!"

Pan Yu was killed, but Ge Chongtian had to treat this old Taoist seriously.

........

"No, no, I am a person from the outside world, it is not good for me to get too involved in the world."

Xiao Taixuan waved his hand and handed a wooden box to Ge Chongtian.

"Haha, this is all that I and my fellow Taoists can do to help you, General. I wish you great success."

When Xiao Taixuan appeared, Ge Chongtian became extremely alert.

But when the Taoist said the investment was over, he immediately became anxious.

"Although the Great Jin is corrupt, it is difficult for me to overthrow it by myself. Please, Taoist Priest, Taoist Priest!"

The old Taoist left as soon as he said he would, and was unwilling to say even a few polite words to Ge Chongtian.

But with the return of a group of people, Xiao Taixuan suddenly stopped.

He looked at a fat prisoner in disbelief, and the word "Prince Fu" almost came out of his mouth.

"How did you get into this situation?"

Three hundred people went to rob the team escorting the water truck, but most of them came back less than half. Ge Chongtian was so heartbroken that he almost bled.

"Brother, it's a deputy king. We caught a king!"

The speaker was almost incoherent, his face flushed as he pushed the fat man in front of Ge Chongtian.

"This guy, he personally escorts the water truck, he is the Prince of Fu!"

King Fu of Yizhou?!

Ge Chongtian's head was buzzing and he subconsciously reached out and grabbed the man's face.

"Ouch!" Prince Fu cried out in pain, holding back his anger and said, "You are the traitor Ge Chongtian?"

"Are you Prince Fu?" Ge Chongtian said with his eyes wide open.

"This king..."