But this method of provoking is obviously very effective.

The corner of Ren's mouth twitched slightly, and he immediately took the coffee from Dan Heng's hand and drank it all in one gulp.

The next second, his body shook and two ounces of blood spurted out of his mouth.

At the same time, a bright red mark flowed down from the corner of his mouth.

Chapter 13 Shut up! My mind is starting to grow pictures!!

2023-10-23

On the barrage.

March 7: "Ah, this is indeed Ji Zi's coffee."

Silver Wolf: "Ah, what kind of poison is your navigator's coffee?"

March 7: "Uncle Yang, how about you tell me?"

Walter: "Sorry, I really don't want to recall."

Jizi: "You guys are going too far. Is my coffee really that bad?"

Xing: "I can only say that Blade is a real good man!"

……

When this comment passed by, Xing in the video also gave a thumbs up to Ren: "Wow, Ren is worthy of it. After drinking Ji Zi's coffee, he only had a tremor in his tiger body."

(English subtitles: wa, so niuby, drink jizi's coffee just shake a shake.)

"Hmph, at this level, even ten cups wouldn't be enough." Ren said, wiping the corner of his mouth.

(English subtitles: hmm, this level, Ten cup dou not shuang.)

"That's great, we can finally get rid of this inventory." Xing said as he brought a tray.

There were fifteen full cups of coffee on the tray!

Ren's expression changed immediately, becoming extremely ugly.

……

On the barrage.

Shiluwa: "Hahaha, I want to take a picture of this expression and make it into an emoticon package."

Clara: "Sister Shiluwa, can you give me one too?"

Shiluwa: "No problem, I will post it on Beloberg's public network."

Xing: "Haha, I asked you to show off, but you ended up pretending to do the splits, right? @Blade."

March 7: "Drinking fifteen cups of Ji Zi's coffee in a row, I can't even think of such a thing!"

Blade: "Why are you panicking? It's just fifteen cups of coffee, what can it do to me?"

Xing: "I hope you remember what you said. Next time if you really come on our train, we will definitely treat you to a big drink."

Blade: "Come on, who's afraid of who?"

Silver Wolf: "This really makes me curious, is this coffee really that bad? I suddenly want to try it."

Walter: "Don't ever think like that, little girl, you'll regret it."

Ji Zi: "A person squatting in the corner drawing circles.jpg"

……

In the video.

Ren finished fifteen cups of Himeko's coffee in a blink of an eye.

He looked exhausted and was foaming at the mouth.

His eyes seemed to be filled with deep darkness.

That is the look that only those who have experienced the abyss would have.

But Xing next to him was very emotional: "As expected of a blade, he only foamed at the mouth after drinking ten cups of expired Himeko coffee."

(English subtitles: wa, ur the niubiest, drink ten cup of poiscoffee, just blue blue white pop.)

March 7: "Hahaha, this is so funny. Not only is it Ji Zi's coffee, but it's also expired."

Pam: "As expected of a star, your ability to flatter others is top-notch."

Silver Wolf: "Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys on the train trying to murder our Blade?!"

Xing: “How could that be~”

Silver Wolf: "The translation is exposed! Poison, I definitely wanted to write poison!"

Xing: "Illusion, illusion."

Silver Wolf: "I don't believe you."

Walter: "But this star core hunter can drink fifteen cups of Ji Zi's coffee without falling, which is really amazing."

March 7: "It's not just amazing, it's simply godlike! Niuby! It's really niuby!"

Jizi: "Continue squatting in the corner and drawing circles.jpg"

……

The video continues to play.

It is well known that coffee is a diuretic.

After drinking one and a half cups of coffee, Ren covered his stomach and frowned.

I thought to myself, "It's over. My stomach is hurting. Isn't it a bit lame to say I need to go to the bathroom now?"

(English subtitles: wan duzi le, now go to wc is too xun)

But the next second, an idea flashed in Ren's mind: "Got it!"

(English subtitles: you shenm le?)

He said to Xing, "I accidentally spilled coffee on my clothes. Can I use the restroom?"

……

Everyone praised Blade's intelligence in the barrage.

Xing: "Wow, that's pretty clever."

Silver Wolf: "As expected of our Ah Ren, this is called thinking quickly."

Xiluwa: "It does look very urgent."

Walter: "But according to the routine, if nothing unexpected happens, something unexpected should happen."

……

Sure enough, Xing in the video spread his hands and said, "Bathroom? We don't have one here."

Ren was stunned: "Huh? Don't you guys use the bathroom?"

"It's so funny, there are only beautiful girls here." Xing laughed.

"Oh yeah, pretty girls don't need to go to the bathroom."

……

On the barrage.

Xing: "Although I said this, I still have to say that beautiful girls don't need to go to the bathroom!"

Silver Wolf: "So why did you accept this setting so easily, Blade?"

Blade: "Don't ask me, I don't know either."

March 7: "Then I have a question. There are not only me, Xing and Ji Zi on the train, but also Dan Heng and Uncle Yang?"

Xing: "Oh yeah, if there's no toilet, how do they solve it?"

……

Soon, the blade in the video asked this question for both of them.

"Wait a minute, what about you?" Ren turned and looked at Dan Heng.

"It's so funny. I'm a dragon." Dan Heng spread his hands.

"Oh, yeah..." Blade fell silent here, then roared, "How could I accept these messed up settings so naturally!"

……

On the barrage.

Silver Wolf: "It's so funny. He's a high-level player and doesn't need to go to the bathroom."

Shiluwa: "It's so funny. He's a rock star and he doesn't need to go to the bathroom."

Hook: "That's so funny. I'm Lord Dark Hook. How could I possibly need to go to the bathroom?"

Sambo: "It's so funny. I'm wanted by the 49th Silver Mane Guards. How can I go to the bathroom?"

March 7: "The one upstairs should go and turn himself in."

……

In the video.

Blade turned his attention to Walter again: "Wait a minute, what about you?"

Walter pushed his glasses, and the lenses reflected white light: "Humph, every time that happens, I will use a pseudo black hole to suck them in..."

"Shut up! Pictures are starting to appear in your head!" Ren roared immediately.

……

Everyone felt the same as Ren in the video and posted the same comments.

Xing: "Shut up! My mind is starting to have pictures!!"

March 7: "Shut up! My mind is starting to get confused!!"

Silver Wolf: "Shut up! My mind is starting to get crazy!!"

Shiluwa: "Shut up! My mind is starting to have pictures!!"

Qingque: "Shut up! My mind is starting to have pictures!!"

Bai Lu: "Shut up! My mind is starting to get a lot of images!!"

Walter: "This is an innovation. I have never thought of similar uses before. Do you want to develop it?"

March 7: "Uncle Yang, don't think about this kind of problem so seriously!"

……

The video continues.

At this point in the video, Ren can hardly hold back his anger, and his expression becomes ferocious.

However, at this time, Pam came out with a tray: "Mina-san, to welcome Blade, Pam made special drinks for everyone!"

I saw a tray filled with 500ml cups, all filled with drinks.

As soon as he saw these drinks, Ren's pupils suddenly shrank: "!!!!!!"

Chapter 14: Teacher Blade, don’t do this! Teacher Blade, don’t do this!

2024-03-13

"I have to find an excuse to escape!" Ren Xin thought, "If I drink this drink again, I'm afraid I'm going to die here today!"

So he decisively refused: "Thank you, but forget it, I want to leave..."

(English subtitles: thinks, but suanle, I need go)

However, before he could finish his words, Sanyueqi and Xing's faces darkened and they stared at him.

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