Chapter 136: Small but cute

2023-10-23

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Xier: “That’s more like it.”

March 7: "You say, Sambo has failed twice, will he try again next time?"

Oleg: “Of course.”

March 7: "Why? We've already lost 600."

Oleg: "It's because we've already lost 600 that we need to make it back."

Oleg: "Some things get worse and worse because of this kind of mentality~"

……

In the video.

Just as Oleg expected.

On the third day, Sambo visited the clinic again.

"Next one~"

"Coming, coming, coming."

Following Bai Lu's shout, San Yue Qi pushed Sang Bo to her.

At this time, Sambo was sitting in a wheelchair, with a twisted mouth and face, a dazed look, and his body was still twitching rhythmically.

"Eh? It's you again?" Bai Lu was very happy to see the man who had given her money for two consecutive days. "What happened this time?"

"Ahhh~Oh~Ahh~Oh~Ahhh~Oh~Woof~Woof~" Sambo spoke incoherently.

"Miracle doctor, he is mentally ill." March 7 explained on the side.

……

On the barrage.

Xing: "You've learned your lesson this time."

Xiluwa: "The more you talk, the more mistakes you make. The less you talk, the fewer mistakes you make. If you don't talk, you won't make mistakes, right?"

March 7: "Besides, it's hard to tell whether a mental disorder has been cured, right?"

Qingque: "Little Dragon Lord is in trouble now. How should we deal with it? Medicine No. 22? It shouldn't be effective, right?"

Xing: "Go straight to Long Ran? Hehehe."

March 7: "...Xing, you look so wretched, like a middle-aged uncle."

Dunn: "Silver Mane Iron Guard investigating a case! Good boy, it's you again, right?"

……

The video continues to play.

"Are you crazy?" Hearing San Yue Qi say that, Bai Lu took out her phone and dialed a number, "Hello?

"Honey, I've driven your husband insane.

"Oh, yes, yes, yes, okay, stop being sneaky, wait for me, I'll be there soon, openly..."

Before Bai Lu could finish her words, Sangbo's face changed. He stood up and snatched the phone away.

"Hello! Are you cheating on me? Hello?" After saying these two sentences, no sound came from the receiver.

"I didn't turn on the phone~" Bai Lu took the phone from Sangbo, turned the screen towards him, and said with a smile.

The screen went dark.

"Congratulations! You've regained your consciousness. Here are three hundred dollars." Bai Lu spread out her hands.

Sambo: "..."

"Ugh!" Knowing that he was tricked again, Sambo leaned back and fainted.

……

On the barrage.

Xiluwa: "Hahaha, you tried to fake illness to get money, but you didn't get any money and you've already lost 900 dollars."

Oleg: "This is a big blow. It seems that he is really sick."

March Seven: "That's amazing. Little Dragon Lord really has a way."

Xing: "It's really amazing, and it's also a bit abstract."

Xing: "Sangbo's wife cheated on him and went to Xiao Longzun? This relationship is a bit against the will of heaven."

Silver Wolf: "It doesn't have to be the wife, it could also be the husband."

Sambo: "Hey! How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?"

Sam: "Besides, how dare you assume that Sambo's partner is either a man or a woman? It could also be a Wal-Mart shopping bag and a helicopter gunship!"

Xing: "Yeah, and how dare you assume that Sambo's partner is human?"

Silver Wolf: "It's mainly because I can't type out all 115 genders. If you add in Komodo dragons and crocodiles, it's even harder to type them all out."

Shiluwa: "Haha, Sambo has become a fan of millions of people all of a sudden."

Oleg: "Yeah, I really envy you."

Sambo: "...This is not as good as my husband."

For a moment, the barrage was filled with a happy atmosphere.

……

The video ends here.

[Total emotional energy harvested today: 934]

[Cumulative emotional energy gained: 31, 930, 276]

[Current host level: 580]

……

Sunset and sunrise.

Time flies by like a white horse.

The next day soon came.

A light curtain appeared with the video title.

【You·dare·pretend·to be·me·duck! ? 】

……

On the barrage.

March 7: "Duck? Is today's video about ducks?"

Xing: "Nine out of ten times, it should be."

Xing: "And there should be only one person who dares to and can impersonate Bronya."

March 7: "Silver Wolf, right?"

Silver Wolf: "Uh... I have a bad feeling."

……

Their guess was not wrong.

on the light curtain.

As soon as the video started playing, the figure of Silver Wolf appeared.

On the computer in front of her, windows kept popping up and data was flowing.

"The firewall has been breached, and all the information about Bronya has been downloaded." Silver Wolf said.

"Silver Wolf, you're so smart to come up with this trick." Kafka was right next to her, "Bronya went to visit the Star Train, you want to disguise yourself as her?"

“Only those who disguise themselves as the heirs of the Great Guardians can have access to the most advanced intelligence,” said Silver Wolf.

“Besides…” She continued, “Bronya and I have a facial resemblance of 99.7%.

"If we were to walk down the street together, I'm afraid we'd be mistaken for sisters."

……

On the barrage.

March 7: "So he was trying to disguise himself as Bronya to steal information."

March 7: "I just noticed that Silver Wolf and Bronya look really similar."

Bronya: "Silver Wolf... does look a lot like me."

Xing: "Could it be that you two are really long-lost sisters?"

Silver Wolf: "How is it possible... We were born on different planets!!"

March : "Speaking of which, there is also a Bronya in Uncle Yang's world."

Walter: "But their personalities are completely different. To be honest, they are more like Silver Wolf. They are both hackers."

Xing: "It seems that the people in the two worlds are not completely corresponding. It is possible that one person is split into two people?"

Xing: "For example, Sambo and Jeppard are one person over there, with the heart of Jeppard and the appearance of Sambo."

Bronya: "A Sambo with Jeppard's personality? That's really hard to imagine..."

Xing: "What's the big deal? There could be Clara with Uncle Yang's personality, or Swarovski with Kafka's personality."

March 7: "Stop talking, stop talking. The more you talk, the more outrageous it gets."

……

When everyone was chatting heatedly.

In the video.

The Silver Wolf has completed its disguise.

But this disguise is a bit unsatisfactory.

The main problem is that Silver Wolf is too "slim" and there is a real gap between her and Bronya in terms of figure.

"Why don't you use it as a cushion?" Kafka handed her a bun.

……

On the barrage.

Xing: "Hahahaha, I knew there was this joke."

Silver Wolf: "Damn it! I knew nothing good would happen if I was involved in a video from another world!"

Silver Wolf: "And I'm still young! There's still a lot of room for development!"

Xing: "Hey~ Small ones are also very cute~ By the way @Fu Xuan."

Fu Xuan: "Haha, are you ready for the bloody disaster?"

Chapter 137 Thanks for the gift from the person behind the scenes!

2023-10-23

Xing: "No, no, it's just a joke, just a joke."

Seeing that Lord Taibu was angry, Xingguang quickly gave in.

……

At this time in the video.

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