People move videos in Luofu, start to create dead Jing Yuanyuan

at noon.

A light curtain appears along with the title.

[“Yanqing, this silly child, has been smart since he was young”]

……

On the barrage.

Xing: "The author of the video understands what contradictory literature is."

Qingque: "If the next Mao Dun Literature Prize is not awarded to the author of the video, I will cause a scene at the awards ceremony."

Yan Qing: "I always feel that this title is full of malice towards me."

Xing: "Little brother, listen to your sister's advice. Since you can't resist, just enjoy it."

March 7: "...I feel like there's something wrong with what you said, but I can't tell what it is."

Xing: "What's wrong? Acceptance is the wisdom of life."

……

At this point, the video officially starts playing.

Zhang Yanqing: General, from now on we will discuss our own affairs.

2023-11-20

~

The video begins.

Dan Heng appeared on the screen, showing the form of Dragon Lord.

"chameleon!"

"But your color didn't change either!" Yan Qing retorted not far away.

"Just tell me if it's bitter or not."

Yan Qing was silent for two seconds, then said, "It's quite bitter."

……

On the barrage.

March 7: "Chameleon, right? That's how you break the sentence, right?"

Qingque: "This conversation... is so abstract."

Xing: "Hahaha, just two sentences have ruined Dan Heng's character."

March 7: "The last video was the same...it's been so long, has the light curtain finally taken action against Dan Heng?"

Xing: "By the way, the clothes Dan Heng wore after he became Dragon Lord are really astringent. Those shoulders... those hollows... Tsk tsk tsk tsk~"

Xing: "Interview, Mr. Danheng, what made you wear this outfit?"

Xing: "Is it your personal hobby? @Dan Heng"

Dan Heng: “…it changed by itself.”

Xing: "Hey, Danheng, you don't have to hide it. Even if you have this kind of taste, we won't say anything."

Dan Heng: "..."

……

Video continues.

This video is in the form of a series of short stories.

At this moment, the next story has begun to play.

General Jing Yuan appeared on the screen.

He held his pet Tuanque in his hand and approached with a lewd expression: "Little Tuanque, can you still escape from my palm?

“You can’t be spicy!”

Then, he moved closer to Shuoxue and said in a very sharp and thin voice: "Kitten!

"A little kitty like you was born to be eaten by your mother!"

……

On the barrage.

Xing: "Shocked!"

Xing: "General Jingyuan actually transformed into Lady Shiji and attacked innocent animals!"

Xing: "Is this a decline in morality or a distortion of human nature?"

March 7: "I thought that becoming a general's pet would allow me to enjoy all the glory and wealth."

March 7: "But now it seems that being General Jingyuan's pet is not easy."

Qingque: "Just look at the expressions of Tuanque and Shuoxue, who look like they have lost all hope in life."

Yan Qing: "But this should just be an exaggeration in the video, right?"

Yan Qing: "Generals in real life should still be very serious."

Jing Yuan: "..."

Yan Qing: "General, please don't be silent at this time!"

……

And in the video.

At this time, the screen changed.

Jing Yuan has been caught in the palm of a huge and charming woman.

Everyone could recognize that it was the illusion that had obtained the body of Jianmu.

Huanlong's cheek moved closer to Jingyuan: "Oh~ Jingyuanyuan, a little kitty like you was born to be eaten by your mother!"

【At that moment, Jing Yuan understood his pets. 】

……

On the barrage.

Xing: "Hahaha, this might be retribution."

March 7: "This story tells us that we should be nicer to our pets."

Shiluwa: “Many times, people have to wait until their positions are reversed before they can understand others.”

Xing: "But let me be honest, I am willing to be kissed by Huanlong."

Xing: "The illusion is so big!"

March 7: "..."

Xing: "Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about body shape."

March 7: "You'd better talk about body shape."

……

At this time in the video.

Seeing Jing Yuan being captured by Huan Long, Yan Qing's expression changed: "Oh no! Master has been captured by a monster!"

Xing continued, "Big Brother, why don't we divide the luggage now?

"You go back to your Huaguo Mountain, and I go back to my Gao Laozhuang."

……

On the barrage.

Qingque: "Language guidance: Zhu Bajie."

Shiluwa: "Xing can really pick up the gag at any time."

Silver Wolf: "I don't think she's acting."

Silver Wolf: "When that time comes, it feels like she can really say something like that."

Xing: "Nonsense, I am a man of great righteousness, how could I possibly do something like backing down?"

Xing: "At most a strategic retreat."

Silver Wolf: "Oh? Then you will definitely retreat for a long time, right?"

Xing: "Not long, no more than a hundred years!"

Xing: "No, no more than a thousand years!"

Considering that he might still be able to survive, Xing changed his mind.

Silver Wolf: "..."

Silver Wolf: "According to your thinking, I can even kill General Jing Yuan with one punch."

Xing: "You are just exaggerating, aren't you?"

Silver Wolf: "If General Jingyuan is hit by my Ten Thousand Poison Fist, the poison will take effect in ten thousand years and he will definitely die!"

star:"……"

……

At this point the video moves on to the next story.

A subtitle appears on the screen.

[After the Battle of Illusion]

Then, Yan Qing appeared.

"General, are you awake?" he said, standing beside Jingyuan's bed.

"Yanqing," Jingyuan said, "Have you always been here with me?"

"That's true," Yan Qing said, "General, you have been with me for so long. As the saying goes, a teacher is a father for life."

"The child has grown up and knows how to be grateful." Jing Yuan showed a gratified expression.

……

On the barrage.

Xiluwa: "Brother Yanqing is really a good boy."

Xing: "Indeed, I approve of Brother Yanqing's character."

Kokolia: "General Jingyuan is so lucky to have a child like this as his disciple."

Yan Qing: "Teachers, you are really too kind."

He felt a little embarrassed by the praise.

Jing Yuan: "Haha, luckily I don't have any other skills, but after all these years, I still have a way of judging people."

……

But the next second.

But in the video, Yanqing said: "By the way, I just recognized Jingliu as my sister.

"From today on, we will each discuss our own affairs.

"You call me uncle, and I call you nephew."

Jing Yuan, who was lying on the bed, suddenly opened his eyes wide: "Are you sure this is a matter of mutual discussion?!"

……

On the barrage.