Star: "Huh?
"Who the hell are you?
"Where are I?"
Xiluwa: "It's really not Asing."
March 7: “But who is this person?
"Don't you mean pioneers?
"This image looks like they are all company employees, right?"
Qiong: "Could it be that...
"Actually, it wasn't Ah Xing who went undercover in the company.
"But the company came to us as an undercover agent?"
March 7: "!!!"
Walter: “Don’t say anything that is not conducive to unity.
"Keep reading."
……
In the video.
The interview finally started.
The team leader asked first: "How much was your monthly salary before?"
"Less than 10,000." The guard replied proudly, with his hands on his hips.
"Be specific."
Hearing this, the security guard suddenly felt like a deflated ball: "2500."
……
in the chat box.
Gui Naifen: "Hahaha, nothing wrong.
"2500 is less than ten thousand."
Qingque: "Then I can also say that my salary is less than one hundred thousand, one million, or ten million~"
Qiong: "This is the art of language."
Xing: "It's a pity that it's of no use.
"The interviewers are not fools either."
Qiong: "But there is one thing to say.
“If he was undercover on our train before.
"This treatment is already considered very good."
Xing: "Yes, after all, our trains don't have wages.
"Properly generate electricity for love."
March 7: "You can't say that, after all, we still have pocket money."
……
In the video.
The team leader continued: “In order to ensure the accuracy of the report, we have a lie detector here.
“As long as you don’t mean what you mean, it will ring.
"You do not mind right?"
talking.
He took out a machine that looked like an alarm clock from under his desk.
It's called [Home Polygraph·Version 2.33·Annual Deluxe Edition].
……
in the chat box.
Gui Naifen: "Hey guys, the lie detector is here.
"Who uses a lie detector in interviews?
"Interrogating prisoners?"
Su Shang: "As expected of a company.
"Onboarding is very strict."
March 7: "We have a problem.
"Why is this polygraph still for home use?
"Why do we need a lie detector at home?
“I feel the moment I use this thing.
"This family is already falling apart!"
Xing: "Hey~ don't panic.
"as far as I know.
“Polygraph tests like this are generally deceptive.
"Mao's lies are undetectable."
Qingque: "Indeed.
"This so-called home polygraph.
"Not many are accurate."
……
However in the video.
When the security officer put his hands on his hips again and said the words "I don't mind".
Then the lie detector beeped immediately.
The guard broke into sweat on the spot and immediately changed his mind: "I'm a little concerned."
however……
"duo~"
But the lie detector still screamed in disgrace.
So the security guard could only tell the truth: "I agreed."
Chapter 573: I saw through that scam a long time ago and fell for it on the spot.
2024-06-01
~
in the chat box.
Xing: "I'm sorry, is this polygraph really useful?"
Jimi: "Produced by the company, little smash!"
Sambo: "Now this brother can't even brag."
Gui Naifen: "Isn't the interview process of this company too scary?"
General company interview.
Even a lie detector test.
Most likely it's just a lie to you.
Interstellar Peace Company is serious about this.
March 7: "So is this polygraph really for home use?"
Qiong: “I don’t know how many families have been torn apart by this lie detector test.”
……
Video continues.
"I saw in your report that you want to take the position of deputy director?" the team leader asked, looking at the resume in his hand.
"That's necessary. I passed every job interview in one go!" the guard member said immediately.
But the words just fell.
The lie detector beeped again.
The security guard covered his face: "I have passed 17 interviews."
……
in the chat box.
Qiong: "Sure enough, with this lie detector, I can no longer brag."
Sylva: "Hahaha, it turns out it's the guy who interviewed 17 times."
She still remembers this one.
It appears in the sequel to Topa's development in the game.
They, Yalilo Six, came with Topa.
Sambo: “Although there were a lot of interviews.
“This guy’s ambition is very lofty.
"I actually want to be the deputy director."
Gui Naifen: “Anyone with a dream is great!
"Although the hope is slim."
Star: "Wait.
"I just realized that this was a promotion interview, not a job interview, right?"
Silver Wolf: “Isn’t that brand written all over?
"You don't need eyesight to be a nameless guest, right?"
March 7: "If you are an individual, please don't be promoted to the organization. Thank you."
Xing: "Hey, you three months ago, you actually ended the relationship directly.
"If you don't say you want to help me, why don't you comfort me?"
Su Shang: "Don't worry, Ah Xing.
"I actually thought it was a job interview."
Star: "Ah...
"Have I fallen to the same level as Su Chang?"
Su Shang's comfort obviously didn't work.
It even had the opposite effect.
……
Video continues.
Regarding the matter of passing the interview 17 times.
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