"You're eating shit!"

Xiluwa: "The billboards here... should refer to those of Pinocchio, right?"

After all, billboards in other places won’t move.

Not to mention being the protagonist.

Xing: “I want to laugh when I talk about that billboard.

“I saw it following me yesterday.

“He was beaten repeatedly with a baseball bat for half an hour.

"I even led it to the main road and it got hit by a car."

Sambo: "Are you a devil?!!"

Even if he was a Masked Fool, he couldn't do such a heartless thing.

Is this guy really the protagonist?

Xing: "Then I got an achievement."

Sambo: "What? There is such a thing?

"Okay! Now you and I are both devils!"

after this.

There are also many people who have joined the ranks of the devil without knowing this achievement.

……

And just when the chat box was in chaos.

The video also started playing.

A billboard appeared on the screen.

Its upper edge is two concave arcs, which looks like the beard of a gentleman.

Gives people a feeling of being not young.

"Son..." it called out to another billboard that looked younger.

"What's wrong, Dad?" the young billboard asked.

……

in the chat box.

Greenbird: “Wow, this Pinocchio is quite dreamy.

“These billboards all have a father-son relationship?”

Star: “Then the question comes.

“How does a billboard give birth to a baby?”

Are these billboards solid?

Even if they can have some mortise and tenon structure.

Solve some couples’ life problems.

There is no place for new life to be born.

Shiluwa: "Maybe... Although it's small, it has all the organs.

"What organs are actually inside?"

March 7: "Ah... I suddenly feel a little sick."

Just like the treasure chest monster.

As soon as you open the treasure chest.

I found that there were internal organs moving slightly inside.

That's about how it feels.

And Xing previously said that he beat up the billboard for half an hour.

And let it be hit by a car.

Aren't all kinds of things spilling all over the floor?

Just thinking about March 7th makes me feel like vomiting.

Qiong: “It may not be the organ we imagine?

“Maybe more like the interior parts of a car?

“Besides, this is a dream.

"Even if their method of reproduction is to cut a piece off their body and bury it in the soil, and then it grows out of the ground, that's not necessarily true."

Xing: "Well, that does make sense."

……

In the video at this time.

The billboard dad took out a book: "I found a photo album under your bed..."

There were four big words written on the book: [Great Pictures].

……

in the chat box.

Upon seeing this, Xing was no longer sleepy.

Xing: "Hey, what's so good? Let me see it too~"

March 7: "Look at your character..."

Xing: "What are you doing? Food and sex are also human nature~

“People usually need to see more good things to feel happy.

“This is called health preservation.”

Gui Naifen: “But the photo album on the billboard…

“There should be billboards inside, right?”

Xing: “Uh…it seems so.

"Then I won't watch it."

A photo album full of billboards?

How is that different from reading a shopping magazine?

No fun, no fun.

……

In the video.

I saw my father took out his photo album.

The son on the billboard was a little unhappy: “Dad!

"How dare you go through my things!"

The billboard dad didn't care at all when faced with his son's accusations.

He just pointed at him and asked, "You are so young.

“Do you want to post something like this?

"To be a picture frame?"

……

in the chat box.

Star: "Oh?

"From what I heard, it seems that the photo album is not a billboard."

Since it was a billboard, the father told his son to "stick something like this" and "use it as a picture frame."

That explains it.

So the photo album contains ordinary pictures and photos, right?

March 7: "What? Are you thinking about Kang again?"

Xing: "Hehe, the one who knows me best is Little Sanyue~"

Gui Naifen: "Eh? So putting photos on your body is not welcome on billboards?"

Qingque: “I already said it’s a billboard.

"Isn't posting photos just not doing your job properly?"

Su Shang: "This parent-child relationship is so real..."

Although she had no similar experience.

But people around her have had it.

He was born into a martial arts family, but his dream was to write articles.

Use the other person's words.

Learning martial arts can't save the people of Xianzhou.

Naturally, there were some major conflicts with my family afterwards.

Shiluwa: "Alas, no matter where you are, parent-child relationships and the concepts of two generations are always difficult to handle~"

……

In the video at this time.

Billboard Mom also popped up.

As soon as she came out, she held a handkerchief and kept wiping her tears: "Wuwuwuwuwu..."

"Mom, please don't do this...

"Dad, listen to me..." The son on the billboard was suddenly at a loss.

Without waiting for his son to finish.

The billboard dad held its frame and said, "You promised me to be Su Leda's exclusive billboard!

"Shout the advertising slogans, stand on the street, chase people.

"So that my parents can rest assured!"

……

in the chat box.

Gui Naifen: "Haha, why do these words sound so familiar to me?"

I also told her about Su Shang’s friend’s story before.

That’s pretty much what the other parent said at the time.

Qingque: "But why does this content sound so weird to me?"

She was very familiar with the format and tone of those words.

After all, my family said the same thing before I took the exam for Taibusi.

But this content... just sounds weird.

It's as strange as a gangster telling his son, "You should fight more, skip classes, and smoke more to make your dad feel at ease."

Xing: "After all, you are not a billboard."

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