Dan Heng: "The matter of smashing a hole in the Tyco Arena..."

March 7: "Uh... let's not talk about this, let's just watch the video. I wonder which planet our great achievements will be shown in the video? I'm really looking forward to it!"

……

In the video.

The door of the Starry Sky Train slowly opened.

The first thing that appeared was a determined face.

"Drink!!!"

The man had golden hair and golden fighting spirit wrapped around his body.

He clenched his teeth, put his palms together, and was releasing the waves.

"Drink ah ah ah ah!!!"

Opposite him, a bald alien with a ferocious face was fighting against him.

Anyone who has read a certain hot-blooded comic knows that these two people are called Son Goku (Kakarot) and Frieza.

Upon seeing this, San Yue Qi immediately closed the car door, turned around, and said in shock: "What's going on! Why are we on Namek!"

(English subtitles: wtf, why we are in the Namek?)

……

On the barrage.

March Seven: "Yeah! Why is it Namek? We haven't been there!"

Xing: "And Goku-san is fighting with the king right now, right? Namek will probably explode soon."

Jing Yuan: "The English subtitles are still excellent as always."

Yan Qing: "Dragon Ball? I'm suddenly interested in it, but I don't think we can buy it here, what a pity."

Silver Wolf: "I'm determined to read this comic! Even if it's from another world's network, I'll hack it for you to see!"

Ji Zi: "Star Core Hunter? Are you watching this video too?"

Silver Wolf: "This light screen suddenly appeared, and I have to watch it. And it's quite interesting anyway."

Kafka: "Hi, Xing, how are you doing?"

Xing: "Kafka..."

Xing: "I have a lot of questions for you."

Kafka: "I know what you want to ask, but now is not the time. Let's watch the video first. This is also a rare experience, isn't it?"

star:"……"

……

In the video.

Pam and Xing were lying on the sofa on the train in Ge You-like posture, with an expression that looked as if they were tired and had given up.

After hearing San Yue Qi's question, Xing replied, "The train was hacked by Silver Wolf, and now it always goes to random and inexplicable places. Let's put it aside."

(English subtitles: bug le, always go to strange pace.bai le ba.)

Sanyueqi grabbed Pam, the train conductor, and said, "Don't do this right after the server launch! Fix it now!"

She looked like a devil, grabbing Pam's ear with one hand and hitting Pam's hat with the other.

Pam looked pitiful.

If March 7th really did this in real life, it would undoubtedly be quite bad.

But this is in the video, and the style is more cartoon-like.

It doesn't seem so unforgivable.

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On the Star Dome Train.

Pam put her hands on her hips angrily and said, "March 7th Passenger, you are really going too far! How can you treat your conductor like this!"

"Defamation! This is total slander!" Sanyueqi quickly denied, "How could I do this to you, Pam!"

"Anyway, March 7th Passenger, I'm going to punish you by not letting me try on those weird clothes anymore!"

"Why is this happening..." San Yueqi's face was filled with regret and disappointment.

Pam smiled secretly in her heart.

It certainly doesn't confuse video with reality.

It pretended to be angry just now, but its actual purpose was to forbid us from changing its clothes after March 7th!

You know, trying on those fancy clothes on March 7th was something that made Pam desperate.

But usually its clothes are made by San Yue Qi, so it is hard for it to refuse.

This time, I finally found an excuse to refuse.

On the other side, San Yue Qi gnashed his teeth and said, "Damn it! If I see the person who played this video in the future, I will definitely take revenge!"

……

At the same time, Shen Yuan, who was far away in Luofu, sneezed loudly again.

"What happened? Did you catch a cold last night?"

……

Except for March 7, the rest of the audience seemed to be enjoying the show.

Xiluwa: "Xiao Sanyue, you play well, you even make a drum beat. Are you interested in becoming the drummer of my band?"

Yan Qing: "This drum sound is inexplicably exciting."

Xing: "Silver Wolf! It turned out that you were the one who hacked our train!"

Silver Wolf: "You can sit at home and the pot will come from the sky."

Silver Wolf: "But if we really do this, it seems quite interesting."

Xing: "Ah this... Please be merciful, I don't want to go to Namek yet, especially Namek that is about to explode."

Kafka: "Xing, the lines in your video just now really match your temperament."

Xing: “Hey, is that so?”

Xing: "Wait, doesn't that mean I'm full of bad temperament?!"

Walter: "When it comes to Xing's lines, I feel like the translator is gradually giving up."

Himeko: "Yeah, 'the train was hacked by the silver wolf' translates to 'bug le', and 'put it on the shelf' translates to 'bai le ba'."

Jizi: "If the knowledge in my mind is correct, most of it is not English, but pinyin, right?"

Bai Lu: "The translation is also included, right?"

……

The video continues.

The scene changes.

March 7th stood in front of the train door again.

Xing stood by the car door, looking at the documents in the folder in his hand, and said, “It’s fixed.

"Pam said that this place has been invaded by outsiders and a fierce battle is going on. This should be our destination."

(English subtitles: OK le, Pam said he wants to eat two burgers with cokecolar, should be our goal.)

"Okay! The anticipated pioneering journey has begun~" March 7 rubbed his hands in preparation.

……

In the barrage.

Xing: "This translation has completely let itself go, right? It has nothing to do with the lines at all!"

Walter: "That translates to: 'Pam said two burgers and a Coke.'"

Silver Wolf: "Coca-Cola sends money."

March 7: "Pam, you'll get fat if you eat like this!"

Pam: "Pam doesn't eat that much! This is slander! Pure slander!"

Jing Yuan: "No one cares which planet we will go to next?"

Xing: "The train's systems have been repaired, so it should be normal, right?"

March 7: "And that planet is being invaded by outsiders. Isn't that a place we often go to?"

March 7: "Next, we will definitely start showing off our great achievements!"

however……

……

in the picture.

As the car door opened, a blue-skinned alien flew by on a blue dragon.

Behind him, there were countless helicopters chasing him.

March 7th immediately closed the car door.

"How can this be called a repair?" March 7 punched Pam's temple madly.

(English subtitles: fix your didi aaaa~)

……

On the barrage.

Pam: "March 7 passenger, if you do this again, I'm going to call the police, Pam!"

March 7: "I'm not, I don't have it!"

Walter: "The translation is stable."

Xiluwa: "This translation is really hilarious."

Xing: "We are back to the world of Avatar."

Kafka: "Is it a movie about humans planning to seize resources from other planets? It seems interesting."

Silver Wolf: "Well, it seems quite interesting. When I hack through the world wall, I will download this movie and watch it."

……

At this moment, the picture on the screen changed.

Xing stood next to the car door with the folder in her hand.

"We're here," she said. "Pam said there's a cosmic treasure here that could bring disaster. This should be our destination."

(English subtitles: OK le, Pam said he wants to play basketball, should be mission 1.)

"It must be the star core! Humph, this time finally..." March Seventh rubbed his hands together again.

……

On the barrage.

Shiluwa: "The translation is still as interesting as ever, hahahaha!"

Walter: “The translation of this video never seems to disappoint us.”

Xing: "Pam, are you going to lose weight because you've become too plump?"

Pam: "Pam is not fat! (angry)"

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