Love must be after the favorability reaches 99

Uesugi Nobuyuki put away his phone and wondered if the world was becoming more and more chaotic.

The perverted murderer who started causing trouble some time ago, and the gas tank that exploded last night.

Serial explosions? There really is such a thing.

He has lived a peaceful life for the past seventeen years, without any storms or rainstorms. His daily life is just like a plain and warm movie. Every scene can be selected and put directly into the photo album, and when he is old, he can look through it and sigh how real and warm the past days were.

...that's weird!

Uesugi Nobuyuki was full of resentment.

If the luck value could also be displayed, he had no doubt that a "Luck: 1" value should be added to the current numerical panel.

His luck is at the level of unlucky Lucky E, who has nothing better to do than to come down and fight in the Holy Grail War just to be loyal but is still ordered by his Master to commit suicide. Looking at the entire Dongxue City, there are very few lunatics who can compete with him on the road of loser. Most of them will be kicked out by him with a slipper on the face before they even enter the door.

With your bad luck, you still want to kick me out of my gym?

Don't underestimate the bond between me and the God of Bad Luck!

Ever since he could remember, Uesugi Nobuyuki's life had always been filled with exciting scenes.

Xiao Si was robbed at knifepoint by a roadside robber, Xiao Wu went to the bank and ran into an armed robber who was buying things for zero dollars, and Xiao Liu saw someone falling from a building less than three meters in front of him, which almost scared him to death.

When he entered junior high school, the bond became even deeper. There were gas explosion and car accident scenes. The most dangerous one was when a bus lost control. The driver of the bus he was riding in suddenly had a brain attack and fired a big shot at the roadside guardrail, and the whole bus almost rolled over.

That time, he was huddled in his seat, shivering while holding Amamiya Kiri. He directly opened Line and edited a text message for Xiao Wei that was like a will. In the end, the message was not sent, and he survived in a daze.

Looking back, there was once again a mayor who publicly supported a cult and was shot to death by righteous men with two homemade guns. Others almost fell into a shoving trap at the scene. Life was really difficult those days.

Fortunately, this bad luck did not extend to his interpersonal relationships, otherwise he would have been really unlucky.

Suddenly, Uesugi Nobuyuki's eyes fixed.

He showed a melancholy look, then turned around, with his back to Amemiya Kiri, his neck slightly tilted, deliberately exposing the back of his neck.

Just when Amemiya Kiri was curious about what he was going to do, he slowly turned his head and his body, revealing a face with firm lines.

Then he covered his face with one hand and thrust out the other hand quickly, pointing at Amamiya Kiri:

"Wu, you are looking at me, right?"

Amemiya Kiri almost spit out the water from the thermos cup she was holding.

Wipe the water stains from the corners of your mouth. Don’t let this idiot Ashin lead you around.

"Have you finished watching it? Did Superman see it? Do you think it's true or false?" He forced the topic back.

"Have you watched too much Marvel? Why don't I remember you liking Super Saiyan?" Uesugi Shin asked curiously.

"Don't interrupt me, I'm just testing whether your chuunibyou soul is still alive. You can't even be a chuunibyou, but betraying the otaku class and becoming a real person is a prerequisite."

Damn, is there anyone in this school more fashionable than you?

Uesugi Shin's face was filled with black lines.

"What else can I do? What does it have to do with me?" Uesugi Shin curled his lips and said, "Even if there really is a superman, it has nothing to do with ordinary people like us. By the way, please ask him to stay away from my house when he beats up the bad guys, and don't hit my house, otherwise I will make him the defendant Chaomou."

Imagine that Ultraman is beating up little monsters in the city. You, who raised your hands to lend light to Ultraman in your childhood, were ecstatic, until you witnessed Ultraman showing off his muscles and giving the monster a shoulder throw.

With a loud rumbling sound, the house you bought with a loan for 40 years turned into ruins, and the car you bought with a loan for 20 years was also crushed into scrap metal by the monster.

By the way, the insurance company will not compensate for things damaged by Ultraman.

Ultraman?

Are you joking at this moment?

That’s the defendant Ao!

Amamiya Kiri covered her chest, feeling distressed: "Don't you have any sense of justice? How can you become a warrior of light?"

"I have a sense of justice." Uesugi Nobuyoshi said sternly.

"Oh ho?"

"Awu, find a girl who has not returned home at night. I will let her experience what it means tonight that there is no warmth in the world."

"Get away from me."

The joke was over and Uesugi Shin stood up.

"Hey, Wu, do you feel anything?"

Amamiya Kiri frowned, "What's the feeling?"

"Go to the bathroom."

A ceremony to improve friendship between men!

If you don’t call your brothers to help you when you go to the toilet after class, do you dare to say that you have brotherhood?

“……”A row of black lines quietly crept across Amamiya Kiri’s forehead.

He stood up cooperatively and began his usual journey into the men's restroom.

Uesugi Shin rubbed his hands, ready to give this guy a little surprise in terms of trajectory.

"Yeah! Eat my Great Wilderness Push Back Hands!"

Make him pee in his pants!

Chapter 014 You and I Under the Yinxiang Tree

Uesugi Shin walked out trembling, not wanting to stay any longer.

Can't push.

What a strange feel.

This guy was standing there like facing a wall, making him wonder if he was pushing the wall.

Asagiri Yu followed closely behind and also left the men's room with an expressionless face.

Just now, she almost lost control of her facial expression when she saw the idiot pushing the toilet wall.

Damn it, emotions are lying in ambush here.

Fortunately, every time she went to the men's restroom to "relieve herself", she had a wrong understanding. Who the hell really dares to go to the restroom?

Of course she went to the ladies' room!

This stupid batch...

Haha, she can enter the men's restroom openly, but can he enter the women's restroom?

Can you do it!

"looking at what?"

Near noon, Uesugi Nobuyuki was checking his phone during the break, but was interrupted by Heimao who jumped out.

The upload path of the light novel he was searching for was hidden in the background, and what appeared was an old post he found on the forum.

"Well, that's it."

[My brother refuses to admit that he is the beautiful girl hiding beside me, what should I do? Waiting online, urgent. ]

Just seeing the title of this post, Asagiri Yu started sweating profusely.

down:

【Then beat him hard until he admits it! 】

[I've never seen a situation like yours. How about this, you can search "Backstreet Girls - Gokudō Shoujo" on your browser or video channel and watch all 10 episodes of the anime. Then, find Team Leader Inugami on the encyclopedia page and ask him for advice. Then you will know how to send your brother to Thailand, then to Korea, and then back to the basement.]

[Beautiful girl? Then you have to see if he is too tall. Oh, by the way, I don’t think height is an advantage, 186cm is also normal, short people don’t need to feel inferior, come on. (I am 2 years old and 8m tall.) ]

[Fuck, Godzilla larva! ]

[Come on, don't feel inferior to me. A small 8-meter one is also very cute (I am 53 meters tall, which can be miniaturized to a maximum of 120 meters).]

【Wow, this one is even more amazing (applause).】

[I'm late, may I ask if you are filming a special effects drama? 】

Going off topic is a characteristic of forum elders and you have to try it.

Of course, if a forum goes astray and then suddenly turns back to a certain floor for unknown reason, that highlights the essence of forum culture.

[Seeing is deceiving. How can you assume that the bull you see is the real bull? Trust me, give him a pinch on the crotch! Try the feel of it! ]

【wc! Nantong brother! 】

[Who is Nantong? I will end his life! ]

[It's fine if you find a winding path, but what if you find the Tower of Babel that breaks through the sky? ]

[His Tower of Babel has broken through the sky, so of course Changshi has become a better brother. You are asking about such a small matter. I think you are just showing off your sexual dissatisfaction in public. It's really disgusting. ]

【Remove membrane and comfort the vagina or take anal and gallbladder photos. 】

[No matter whether he is a man or a woman, you can just capture him, and we will figure out the rest! ]

This is the end.

He glanced sideways and glanced at the guy's crotch, which immediately scared Asagiri Yu so much that she took two steps back.

rogue!

Chao Wu Yu had a complicated expression.

Uesugi Nobuyuki couldn't hold it anymore.

...Shouldn't you be ecstatic after taking two steps forward?

Who is forcing himself on others in the spiritual realm?

what?

My innocence is almost gone!

The corners of Asagiri Yu's eyes twitched slightly, and her expression was complex, full of compassion, despair, and indomitable spirit. Uesugi Shin even thought he was seeing a fan-shaped diagram, with the proportions clearly visible to him.

When did he acquire the skill to read the fan diagram of human eyes?

Uesugi Shin had a grudge stuck in his mouth and couldn't utter a word.

unyielding?

If it weren't for the fact that our seven-year friendship is hard to come by, I would have drawn a line between us starting from yesterday. In addition, the pile of pornographic garbage this morning that made the two rotten girls behind me scream like crazy... It was the first time that I realized that I was quite tolerant. By the way, I have to sigh that our friendship is stronger than gold.

But my buddy is open and honest with you, and you are still pretending to be loyal to him?

Why didn’t I notice before that this idiot’s personality is indeed a bit slow and fussy, like a woman.

Uesugi Shin patted Asagiri Yu's shoulder and said, "I think you still have your charm."

The charm remains...

The rhyme remains...

Still exists...

As soon as these words were spoken, Asagiri Yu was in a daze for the entire morning.

Even during class, she couldn't help but secretly stare at Uesugi Shin. While she was amazed at how her Shin grew just right on the tip of her heart, she secretly wondered if she had revealed any flaws somewhere.

Ashin has been acting too abnormal these past two days, as if he had almost determined that she was a girl. He kept looking around her, and he even picked an old lady in the top lane to fight Fiora, who probably didn't observe him so carefully.

Is he testing her?

Just like the arrangement of romantic comedies, Shin vaguely realized that she was a girl, but he had no evidence and tried to find out indirectly...

But after thinking about it, this is not Ashin's style.

Ashin is a good-natured man with a sharp tongue but a soft heart. He says a lot of things but they have nothing to do with his actual behavior.

It's like the difference between men and women. He could talk big but if he really knew her gender and if the two of them happened to be hugging each other, she would probably see that idiot directly use the Uesugi family's ancestral once-in-a-lifetime flash skill, teleport to five meters away from her, and raise his hands to show that he meant no offense and that all his previous actions were the work of his terrible second personality.

But it’s neither this nor that, what else can Ashin be?

It can't be that he was really turned gay by her fake identity, right?

No, I can't?!

Yeah!

Ding-ling-ling~~~