Don't be ridiculous! Judging from your ID, you are definitely an old lady from the Qing Dynasty!

I'll use the facts to shut your mouth!

Yunshanmu: [Plot idea? Yes, okay, editor, I will explain it to you right away.]

Fingers tapped on their phones as the passionate fantasy of the innocent boy and the cold reality of the outdated old woman collided violently on the battlefield of toilet paper literature.

Human potential is unlimited, and online writers’ arrogance increases tenfold when faced with deadlines. The setting of toilet paper in a light novel... is nothing to worry about!

Uesugi Nobuyuki admitted that he had just made up the beginning casually before, but now under the urging of the editor, his useless brain, which had almost become light novel-like after reading a large number of light novels in a short period of time, was working at full speed, and the wisdom of the predecessors was infinitely poured into his mind!

Oh oh oh oh! Here it comes, that’s the feeling!

Since ancient times, deep love cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts.

The routines of online writing predecessors!

Giving out candy, gravity, showing off, and Shura Field!

The sky-drop type! The childhood sweetheart type! The class leader line! The eldest lady line! The maid lady line! My sister, my sister is a f*cking unconquerable character...

In short, all the ideas of the predecessors came to him! He was about to understand!

Others have a lot of creative ideas, but Uesugi Nobuyuki always feels that this description is not pure enough. His creative ideas are like diabetic diarrhea, so good that he doesn't want to stop at all.

From the conception of the subject matter to the character design and then to the connection of the plot, a standard light novel that has nothing to do with the sister has emerged.

Hua Kai Fu Gui: [No sister plot? Wouldn't it just be an ordinary Japanese light novel? And Yun Shan Mu, you even have a sister's perspective at the beginning, and write it so delicately, but you want to tell readers that there is no sister plot? Isn't this just tricking the sister complex into coming in? ]

Don't devalue the grand worldview that others have spent ten minutes and ten minutes to conceive!

Do you know that this might break the heart of a rising light novel star and cause him to stop writing? Then do you know how much loss the readers will face?

Hua Kai Fu Gui: [When you write a book, no one will care whether you are a new author or a new book. If you cannot stand out from your peers, you will be drowned in the vast pile of books, Mr. Yun Shan Mu.]

Is writing a book such a cruel thing?

But some bottom lines cannot be compromised - look at all the settings in the previous part, and so many different heroines posing and beckoning readers to quickly enter the book and enjoy fantasy time, why do you keep staring at this bitch?

Hua Kai Fu Gui: [Let me see, there is no other heroine in the first 4,000 words, only the interaction between the protagonist and the younger sister. Putting aside the problem of the chronicle, it is hard to believe that there is another character besides the younger sister who can take on the role of the heroine.]

Any questions?

Isn’t it normal to be closer to family?

He thought about the time he stayed in the countryside for a night a few days ago. When he woke up the next day, he didn't see Xiao Wei's stupid face. He was always worried that Xiao Wei would get hurt at home, and whether the instant food he prepared for her would be useful...

Hua Kai Fu Gui: [Did he unconsciously enhance the role of his younger sister to this extent... I see, he is gifted, truly an incredible genius. If he could continue writing along this line of thought, he might create a masterpiece that would be highly recognized...]

The genius you are talking about is probably referring to my conception of the plot, the design of the characters, and the control of the rhythm, rather than how terrifying my fan power is when it comes to the subject of sister complex.

Uesugi Shin patted his forehead, feeling that the world was very malicious towards him.

His seventeen-year-old heart felt so heavy that it almost stopped beating.

[Personally, I still recommend that you write about sister control. With your writing style and delicate portrayal of the sister, you will definitely get twice the result with half the effort when writing about sister control. Look, based on the above records, you can slightly adjust the roles of other characters and try to build a story with the sister as the core element. ]

[By the way, in response to policy requirements, please set up the younger sister as a step-sibling, such as a father taking care of a son and a mother taking care of a daughter, the reorganization of two divorced families. This combination is old-fashioned, but it saves trouble and is not afraid of being hit by the policy. ]

Then the editor gave him another example.

[The book "The Cutest Sister in the World!" which has been trending recently was reported a while ago, and today they are urgently urging to change the relationship between biological siblings to foster siblings. Do you understand? ]

Oh, there is someone who is more cruel than him?

He thought that leaving a long review of more than 1,700 words in the comment section was vicious enough, criticizing the little virgin from many aspects, including writing style, plot, conception, society, ethics, and morality. He thought that such a sharp and sarcastic long review would surely break the little virgin's defense. But someone was even more vicious than him? He actually reported him directly?

Hiss, this is hard to comment on.

The fantasy of a young virgin boy doesn't bother anyone. If someone like him absolutely doesn't like it, he can just write a long review to complain about it, but it's not a big deal to just report it directly...

Uesugi Nobuyuki turned to the backstage and jumped back to the first few chapters from the latest chapter he was reading, and found that they had indeed been changed.

Tsk, a moment of silence, Brother Virgo.

Of course, that was all. The old aunt editor wanted him to get material from this book... Ha! What a joke. What material could that book be based on? Communicate the illness with the little virgin author?

Don't be ridiculous! How could he possibly write a novel of this kind?

Brother, I am still angry.

"General."

He was the one who was made a general.

You didn't listen to the editor's suggestions, and you refused to change the plot when he asked you to. You are as stubborn as a bull.

What's the difference between this and you walking up to the HR with an arrogant step, angrily slamming the table and directly confronting the HR?

There is a high probability that it is over.

"Is it really that difficult to write a novel? Xiao Wei can actually make money from light novels... that's pretty impressive."

I just don't know what that little girl is writing.

With her chuunibyou personality, it must be some kind of supernatural battle with flying special effects? Or a Dragon Quest-style isekai novel?

He actually likes these two types of themes, and he doesn't know why he can't tell his family... To be honest, he recently saw a cheating novel about an isekai related to angels. No matter how he looked at it, it seemed like a middle school work by his Xiao Wei, but it was really hard to ask about this.

The class time had come, so Uesugi Nobuyuki had to say goodbye in a hurry and put down his phone. He turned the pen around between his fingers a few times and then concentrated on his studies.

When the school bell rang, he thought the light novel project was over. He was also wondering if changing the subject would be better, but the editor named "Huakai Fugui" was actually waiting for him patiently. As soon as he replied to apologize, he received positive suggestions from the editor.

[The industry is now highly competitive, and it is difficult for light novels without selling points to stand out. If you don’t plan to use the younger sister as a selling point, then you, Mr. Yunshanmu, have to think about the most important heroine, what is the setting? 】

[Look at the heroine you mentioned above. Excuse me, both the character setting and the plot setting are very empty. The sister you set is a plate of exquisite high-end dessert, while she is a 10-yen snack that can be found everywhere on the roadside. Do you think this kind of character setting as a heroine can really attract readers? ]

[Since your sister is not going to appear as a conquerable character and cannot take on an important plot, you have to serve another plate of tempting snacks, right? Otherwise, do you think it is appropriate to put the exquisite tiramisu on the side for people to admire but not eat, and eat the tasteless snacks instead? ]

...Met a good person?

Uesugi Shin put his schoolbag on the table.

Don't editors usually have to take care of a lot of books? They have a harem of three thousand beauties. After having sex with one author, they will just leave and look for the next one. Is a pure novice like him worthy of being advised so kindly by the editor?

unreal.

It's not that there are no editors in the world who are willing to care about newbies, but he knows his level well.

But the editor was so enthusiastic and responsible...it made him feel embarrassed.

I want to give up and get full attendance on your website. Can you easily say such words?

You clearly just want to write a piece of academic garbage to get through graduation, but your supervisor is holding you by the neck and teaching you carefully, constantly sending you relevant references, and delivering endless inspiration to you. You are so nervous that your scalp is almost numb, but there is no way you can say to your supervisor - Master, please put away your magical powers, I really just want to graduate.

Having shouldered the responsibility of sacrificing countless comrades, I no longer have the ability to tell them that the girlfriend I must meet is actually my 2D wife.

Uesugi Nobuyuki was ashamed.

I'm scared.

[Can you tell me what a heroine should be like in your mind, Mr. Yunshanmu? ]

[What kind of character can you design around the heroine in your mind? Since you are able to write the younger sister so impressively, then the heroine you approve of in your mind may not be much worse than the younger sister, right? 】

The heroine?

[Don't rush to reply, Mr. Yunshanmu, you can calm down and think about it slowly. If you have any ideas, please contact me. ]

【Come on, believe in your own talents. 】

No, don't put pressure on me, sis.

"Hiss..." Uesugi Nobuyuki felt as if he was pressurized in an instant, and the pressure value was rising rapidly, as if he was about to explode with the editor aunt.

His fingers moved a few times, and finally relaxed as if they were numb.

Never mind, the editor aunt is not guilty of this crime.

It's just the editing task.

"So, you come and ask me what the heroine should be like?" Asagiri Yu's butt was next to Uesugi Shin's desk. She kicked off her indoor shoes and half of her butt was sitting on the corner of his desk.

"Have a piece of gum first." Uesugi Shin snatched the gum box from Asagiri Yu's hand, poured out two pieces and threw them into his mouth.

"It would be great if you were a girl, Awu. Just based on your action just now, I would directly write you as the heroine." Uesugi Shin lay down while chewing gum, his chin resting on the table, his arms stretched out and swaying.

"Me?" Chao Wuyu pointed at her own face.

What’s so rare about the action just now... Wait, you’ve been a virgin for so long that everything seems to be a numbness to you, right?

Or are you actually imposing brotherhood on girls? Then your XP is also on the edge of danger!

She laughed playfully, and suddenly became excited: "Come on, make me a female character and put it in. I want to see what kind of dirty fantasies you have about your brothers."

Uesugi Shin glanced at her and said, "No, I won't let you go even if you kill me."

Are you kidding? You want to reward Awu?

How could he not know that this guy just wanted to stick his butt out and be stuck in his ass by him?

He mua, the lesson from last time is still fresh in his mind. If he falls into Awu's hands, Awu can play 365 positions with him in 252 days. He can't imagine what a tragic accident scene it would be if he wrote this girl into the book as the heroine.

Isn't this a material library that provides Awu with more fantasy time?

"Just wait, I'm going to turn you into a pathetic supporting actor with a miserable background."

Asagiri Yu rested her hands on the edge of Uesugi Nobuyuki's desk, avoiding his gaze and looking out the window with a hint of regret in her eyes.

She said nonchalantly, "How miserable can it be?"

Yeah, how tragic can it be?

Uesugi Nobuyuki no longer had the mood to complain, so could he still abuse his good friend in the book?

Besides, who really reflects reality in books? You are not afraid of being laughed at by your good friends, right?

"Bring your book here so I can read it."

"Here, the phone is here, in the note, take it yourself."

"Let me see... Wow, brother-in-law, I know you love Xiao Wei, and you deserve the title of sister-con, but you are too fierce, is there a way you write in a light novel? It's a bit scary when you open it."

But coincidentally, the editor lady seemed to find this eccentric writer who was fearless and brave enough to take risks quite interesting.

"Even you think so?"

Uesugi Shin chewed gum and blew a bubble.

He felt like he was going to be spread around as a tiger. To be honest, rumors are scary.

"I think I know why I haven't been able to pursue Xiao Wei for seven years. With you as my brother-in-law, it's too difficult to pursue Xiao Wei."

No, what does this have to do with me?

It's because you have improper thoughts!

Asagiri Yu continued to flip the pages, and after the younger sister, the next person to appear was the protagonist's best friend.

Seeing this, she smiled with satisfaction.

"In fact, you can still see the feeling of covering the skin. You haven't thought about it seriously, have you? Except for the little sister at the beginning who has some characteristics, it's just ordinary toilet paper."

"I just wanted to write an ordinary article about toilet paper, and I wrote it according to some classic templates, but I was still arrested by the editor."

"Oh, plagiarism, huh?"

"It's all plagiarism. How can scholars call it plagiarism? It's called reference."

"Okay, I'll give you some credit. What about your aunt?"

Uesugi Nobuyuki showed the ID "花开富贵" to Asagiri Yu. The two looked at each other for no more than two seconds before Asagiri Yu couldn't hold back again.

"Amazing—" Chao Wu Yu gave him a thumbs up, "Except for the meme, this is the first time I've seen this kind of ID."

"What a coincidence, me too." Uesugi Shin slapped his face and sat up from the table.

I looked up at the wall clock on the podium. It was almost half an hour since school was over, but the two of them who had no department activities were still staying here to chat. It seemed that they loved the school atmosphere a little too much.

"Let's go." Uesugi Shin picked up his schoolbag.

"Leaving now?"

"We can talk while walking. We don't have to sit here. Oh, you changed the subject. You haven't replied to my question just now. Tell me, what do you think the heroine should be like?"

"Didn't your editor ask you what you think? Why are you asking me?"

Uesugi Shintetsun nudged her and said, "Hurry up and tell me what our squad leader Amamiya has to say."

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