Mygo starts from the blue sea

"They talk about uniting to resist the cold, and their words are so righteous and solemn, but they are turning their backs on each other!"

"How can it be repaired!!! We have been deceived?!"

"No, what's wrong with you guys? Why are you reacting so strongly?" Hikigaya frowned, "Having a girlfriend means you're just being present? These two things are totally unrelated."

"Huh? Isn't that nonsense? Xianchong refers to people who have girlfriends."

"That's not the case..."

At this time, Kitahara Iori discovered a problem.

"Old Eight...you don't have a girlfriend, do you?"

Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly felt that he was being stared at by four cold eyes.

"Ahaha, about that..." He laughed awkwardly.

boom--

Iori Kohei pushes Lao Ba to the ground!

They took out his phone and looked at the wallpaper on the lock screen, then knelt down and cried, feeling so heartbroken that they couldn't breathe.

"Fuck...Why?!"

"Why is your girlfriend so pretty? I can't accept it!"

"No, brother... isn't it that serious... Let's discuss it rationally. It's quite easy to get a girlfriend in college, right?" Hikigaya argued very palely.

"Gah! I don't want to hear this!!!" Iori covered his ears hysterically, "I don't want to hear this!!!"

Hikigaya Hachiman sighed, and his pair of dead fish eyes rich in DHA silently saw through everything.

He now understood the dire situation that Fujiwara Ryosuke lived in.

"Well, it's really hard if you're naked every day."

"But the damned coolie was naked too!" Kouhei complained, "That guy was also very drunk and his body was shaking!"

"Does Ryosuke usually play with you guys like that?" Hikigaya was shocked.

"You could say he's the craziest one. When there are no girls around, he doesn't care about his image."

At this point, Iori and Kohei suddenly discovered the key to the problem.

They recalled the drinking party that Hachiman Kailing came to guest star at. Although Ryosuke played baseball boxing as usual, he did not take off all his clothes and was still wearing his shorts until the end.

This guy deserves to die!

If you have the guts, why don't you take off all your clothes in front of Toyokawa Shoko, Nagasaki Suze, and Shiina Tateki? !

"I see, he's also letting himself go..."

In Hikigaya Hachiman's impression, high school Ryosuke was someone who cared a lot about his image.

"That guy not only hit us with his bass today, but he also took off our pants and hung us on a tree... But that was after we sold him to be roasted duck."

Speaking of roast duck, Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly thought of the rumors he had just heard in the TB Tennis Club.

"Oh, so it's your masterpiece. I saw those guys in TB were still laughing at him."

Iori and Kohei, who were crying, suddenly stopped.

"What? People from TB made fun of him?" The two frowned.

Hikigaya spread his hands.

"Well... basically, I don't know what happened exactly. It seems that Ryosuke and their guild leader made eye contact, and that person seemed very unhappy."

Kitahara Iori thought about it.

"Oh, yes, it seems to be like this. Ryosuke met those people when he went to pick up Nagasaki. Those bitches are the real live ones. They even came to chat with us today."

"Have I come to your place?" Hikigaya asked.

"Yeah, I have to sprinkle salt today."

Imamura Kohei crossed his arms across his chest, with a hint of anger in his eyes.

"Tsk, this is really a mess, how can those bastards have the right to laugh at Liang Chu? It's just because Liang Chu is so popular with women, and the girls around him are so top-notch, so they are jealous and envious."

"Aren't you just envious, jealous and hateful..." Hikigaya Hachiman complained weakly.

"We are different!" Iori shed tears of blood, "We really don't have women! And those guys don't cherish the women they have! How can they be the same?"

"Yeah, the weirdo with heavy makeup is from their club! Isn't she also a woman?" Kouhei said.

"..."

Hikigaya Hachiman was silent for a moment, then said:

"So, what are you going to do?"

"What else can I do? I have to laugh back fiercely."

Kitahara Iori snapped his fingers.

"Ryo is the leader of our band and a member of the diving club, no matter how bad he is. This is like a slap in our face."

"We have to let the current people know that only relevant personnel are qualified to laugh at and insult him." Kouhei said seriously.

"Rumor has it that Kudo will be participating in the men's competition tonight." Iori took out his phone and glanced at the forum. "Tsk, the tennis club has already opened the champagne in advance."

“That guy is really handsome.”

Hikigaya Hachiman recalled seeing the president of the tennis club at the booth.

"He is handsome, but he is not as charismatic as Liangchu. He definitely can't pull off a white silk maid outfit." Kouhei said.

"Really...what the hell is this?!"

Hikigaya Hachiman was about to agree with the first half of the sentence, but he was stunned when he heard the second half. He was so shocked that his eyes shrank into a dot.

Ryosuke...this is no longer just letting yourself go, but rather the awakening of your personality!

He wanted to see the picture, but he was in the middle of a serious conversation and couldn't interrupt, so he could only take note of it.

"Why don't we think of a way to catch that bastard?" Kouhei frowned.

Kitahara Iori groaned.

"Ryosuke is almost certain to win, but we can't let him do it himself..."

"A beauty pageant for men?"

Hikigaya Hachiman glanced at Imamura Kohei and suddenly discovered an unexpected fact.

"Imura-san, aside from your otaku attire, you seem to have a great face."

If you look closely, he even looks a bit like the person who drove me today!

"Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like Sumimi's Chuhua?" he joked.

"First of all, I'm not a stay-at-home. Secondly, someone actually said it. Liang said that." Kouhei answered with a little pride.

"He said that when he was fantasizing about Hatsuka in the locker room," Iori added.

"?" Hikigaya was shocked.

Are you sure...it's just fantasy?

As expected, Ryosuke also has feelings for Chuhua.

Oh my god, that's really...

Hikigaya, a member of the Iron-Blooded Chuhua Party, has made a plan: If possible, I will be the godfather of their future children.

In fact, given Ryosuke's personality, it is possible that he would directly name the child Fujiwara Hachiman.

At the same time, it pays tribute to two legendary bassists.

Thinking of this, Kitahara Iori suddenly had an idea.

"I've figured out how to deal with Kudo, but, Kohei, we have to do it together, and one of us has to wear women's clothing."

Imamura Kohei thought about it.

"...I have no problem with that."

At this moment, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but stand in awe.

These two people are quite loyal.

The games we play are not in vain, we are all brothers and we really work together when something happens.

But Kohei suddenly slapped his head.

"Wait, I forgot there was another question. The men's competition and the band competition start at the same time."

"Really..." Iori frowned, "If we rush over after the show here, the admission will probably be closed..."

"then what should we do?"

"Please, seniors, please help."

"No, no, you should solve your own problems yourself..."

This is indeed a problem. Iori and Kohei looked at each other, but couldn't think of a good solution for a while.

At this time, Hikigaya Hachiman slowly spoke.

"Can we just let the men's competition start later?"

Iori and Kohei were stunned for a moment.

"Eh? That's the case...theoretically it's feasible. After all, there's no rule that if you participate in one event you can't participate in another." Iori said.

"But how can we..."

"Leave it to me," Hikigaya said calmly, "I'll think of a way."

"Eh?" Kouhei was surprised. "But don't you still want to watch his performance?"

Hikigaya scratched his head, hesitated for a few seconds, and explained with a hint of embarrassment:

"Well... when I think about it carefully, there's no need for me to go... right? In fact, I can guess which song Ryosuke is going to sing. I've heard it many times."

He paused.

"It's just that it may sound a bit hypocritical. But if it's that song, I'm still more accustomed to playing the bass next to him and listening to him sing."

"So, this is fine. Maybe... I can help a little, so it's not a wasted trip. I can also give an explanation to Yui when I go back..."

His voice was calm, low and somewhat rambling, he lacked confidence and his eyes were wandering.

But after hearing this, Iori Kohei did not make any comment, but just nodded slightly in greeting.

"Then thank you for your help. We will go back to find him first."

"Okay. Don't tell him I'm here. I can't tell him anything so pretentious."

"clear."

...

【Back to the present】

Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei looked at each other, and at the same time recalled what Hikigaya Hachiman said, and prepared to go on stage to perform.

"Hey, what's wrong with you two?"

Fujiwara Ryosuke looked at the two people's abnormal expressions and frowned in confusion.

"Kohei, why aren't you shaking anymore? What's the reason for your sudden determination? Are you planning to end the band? Hey, Iori, you too, can you be more normal..."

Kitahara Iori shrugged lightly.

"Nothing unusual. I just felt upset because I thought about some shady-looking guy who cut off the power and damaged the school's equipment."

Imamura Kohei also patted Fujiwara Ryosuke on the shoulder.

"Ryosuke, don't worry about it. Just prepare for your performance on stage."

"Today, we have to win."

"We have to win the men's competition too," Iori added.