Naruto: A prank on the entire ninja world, the beginning of the game is full of anger

Naruto: A prank on the entire ninja world, the beginning of the game is full of anger

Author: Fishing without paddling

Summary:

Mei Qian, a terminally ill patient, is bound to the [Hokage Live Broadcasting System]. In order to harvest the [Chakra Emotional Value] to extend his life, he can only try his best to play tricks.

Danzo: I am the 5.5th Hokage? The first generation pot shadow? How can it be repaired~

One against seven: Forgive me, Saas, this is the last time...

Sasuke: My stupid brother, you pick my nose and you expect me to forgive you?

……

Chapter 1 Live Broadcast to the Ninja World

"Terminal brain cancer?"

Mei Qian stared blankly at the medical record in his hand, his mind going blank.

He is Mei Qian, his parents are dead, he has no sister and no house.

Although his name is Mei Qian, he still has some money. His parents left a legacy.

The balance in the bank card is eight digits before the decimal point. In addition, there is a house under my name that is being rented out, and the rent collected every month is hundreds of thousands.

I got a diploma from a third-rate university last year, and then I lived a simple and unpretentious life, driving a BMW, buying a luxury watch, playing e-sports, and watching short videos...

But I never expected that I had brain cancer and it was still in the late stage.

[Brain waves with a matching degree of more than 90% were detected, and the Hokage live broadcast system began to bind...]

[Binding, 10%...20%...30%...]

[After binding is completed, the host can open the system panel to view relevant information! 】

The electronic synthesized sound that suddenly appeared in his mind startled him.

Is there something wrong with your brain because of brain cancer?

but……

What if... is true...

For a moment, Mei Qian had some expectations.

I am terminally ill and cannot give up even a little bit of hope.

But in his heart, he felt that he had read too many novels.

system? Isn’t this standard equipment for time travellers? He didn’t travel through time either!

"System panel, right? Open it up~" He muttered in a low voice. Fortunately, there was no one around, otherwise he would have looked at him strangely.

Suddenly, he felt a panel full of technology appear in his mind.

First is the introduction of the system.

An alien civilization creation from the M79 nebula, named [Dimensional Heart], involves the dimension of time and space, invades the low-dimensional world, and plunders the original energy of the low-dimensional world, thereby upgrading reality to the height of the fourth dimension.

However, the failure to ascend the dimension led to the destruction of the powerful alien civilization, but the [Dimension Heart] traveled to Blue Star, and in the process of finding matching brain waves for binding, the [Hokage Live Broadcast System] was formed.

Through the system, the Naruto World can be broadcast live according to Mei Qian's will, and people with chakra (original energy) in the Naruto World watch the live broadcast and have strong emotional fluctuations, and the system can also harvest [Chakra Emotional Value].

Although [Chakra Emotional Value] is not enough to upgrade reality from three dimensions to four dimensions, it can achieve a lot, such as curing his brain cancer.

Naruto live broadcast system version 1.0 (1000 points of chakra emotion value can be upgraded to version 2.0)

Number of live broadcasts per day: 1 (remaining times 1)

Host: Carbon-based organism, erect type, name Mei Qian

Age: 25

Lifespan: 41 days

Body energy: 7 points

Mental energy: 15 points (standard for normal adult humans in Blue Star is 10 points)

Chakra emotion value: 0 points

There is a [status] after the body energy. When opened, various problems in the body are clearly displayed, not only brain cancer, but also blood pressure, liver and kidneys, etc.

There is also a [state] behind spiritual energy.

"...So, is this true?" Mei Qian suddenly became very excited.

According to the system prompts, as long as he broadcasts live, he can put the pictures and sounds in his mind into the world of Naruto in the form of a [canopy], and people with chakra in the world of Naruto can see it no matter where they are.

As for the alien planets in the Naruto world, they don’t count.

"Strong mood swings? Spoilers? Plus pranks~" Touching his chin, Mei Qian started calculating.

……

Naruto World.

Konoha 54 years.

This is a world where ninjas are the mainstream.

Konoha Ninja Village, known as the 'cradle of genius', is also the most powerful ninja village in the world.

In the evening, a few crows wandered on the cliff and landed on the branches of the trees.

The young man overlooked the Nanga River.

His name was Itachi Uchiha, and last year, his best friend committed suicide by throwing himself into the river.

Village?

Clan?

tolerance?

Suddenly, Uchiha Itachi felt that the sky was a little brighter. When he looked up, he saw a curtain of light in the sky.

In an instant, he analyzed a lot of information.

The light curtain was several hundred meters away from him.

I changed the direction and height, but the light curtain didn't change at all.

"this?"

Illusion?

His eyes turned red, and three magatama appeared. Then, the three magatama formed a pinwheel shape.

The ultimate eye technique in the Uchiha clan's legend, the Mangekyo Sharingan.

Under these eyes, it is easy to decipher any illusion.

However, nothing has changed, the light curtain is still there.

So, it's not an illusion?

So, the light curtain that appears in the sky is some kind of ninjutsu?

……

Konoha School.

It was time for school to end, and a group of children walked out.

There is Naruto with blond hair, arrogant Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara with pineapple head, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hinata, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame...

As for the school teacher Iruka, he is also there.

At this time, everyone saw the light curtain in the sky.

"Wow, what is that?"

"It must be a certain ninjutsu!"

"Isn't that a bit exaggerated?"

……

Hokage Building.

F4 just finished a small meeting to discuss issues related to the Uchiha clan.

At this time, they all saw the light curtain in the sky outside the window.

At the same time, a masked ANBU ninja arrived.

"Sandaime, the sky appears..."

Before the ANBU could finish speaking, the 'Strongest Hokage' Third Generation Sarutobi Hiruzen waved his hand: "I have already seen it."

"..."

At this time, the three best friends of the third generation were also staring at the light curtain in the sky outside the window.

Danzo Shimura, the "Ninja Darkness", Mito Kadeni, the Tomo Shogun of Konoha, and Koharu, who has moved to another dormitory.

"Is this a ninjutsu? A genjutsu?" Danzo asked calmly.

Although there are five people here, the rest of them know that they are asking the third generation.

The third generation had many titles, including 'The Strongest Hokage', 'Ninja Hero' and 'Doctor of Ninjutsu'.

It is said that the third generation was proficient in thousands of ninjutsu.

However, the well-informed Sandai was silent at this time, and he could not figure out what the light curtain in the sky outside was.

The chakra on Luan Luan's body is definitely not affected by illusion, so it should not be an illusion.

But when it comes to ninjutsu, the light screen is something that even he, the 'strongest Hokage', can't do.

Danzo understood when his best friend remained silent.

At this time, Danzo squinted his eyes and looked at the light curtain in the sky with fear.

The third generation is Konoha bathing in the sun, while Danzo is the root hidden in the darkness. Together they make Konoha stronger and stronger.

but……

If necessary, as a Hokage, one should be brave enough to sacrifice.

At this time, a picture appeared on the light screen.

"?" Danzo was stunned.

The third generation, Mito Kadenen, Koharu Koharu, and the ANBU ninja who had no sense of presence were also surprised.

However, he saw a figure on crutches appearing on the light screen in the sky, with a bandage wrapped around his body, and his right eye and right arm were covered by the bandage, but it was Danzo.

Immediately afterwards, Sandai and others looked at Danzo.

At this moment, not only many people in Konoha Village saw it, but the entire Fire Country, as well as other countries, Ninja Villages, and even the undead in the Pure Land. Too many living beings and undead saw the light curtain, and also saw what appeared on the light curtain. Danzo.

It can be said that everyone in the world looking at the light curtain is curious.

Chapter 2: The next Hokage? The Pot Kage?

Chapter 2 The 5.5th Hokage? Pot shadow?

There are five major countries and many small countries in the ninja world.

Ninja Villages are the most important military force. Every big country has Ninja Villages, but small countries may not necessarily have Ninja Villages.

In addition, the Ninja Villages of the Five Great Nations are also called the Five Great Ninja Villages, namely the Konoha Ninja Village of the Land of Fire, the Sunagakure Ninja Village of the Wind Country, the Kumo Gakure Ninja Village of the Land of Thunder, the Iwagakure Ninja Village of the Earth Country and Kirigakure Ninja Village in the Land of Water.

In terms of land area, the largest country is the Kingdom of Wind. However, most of the territory of the Kingdom of Wind is desert.

Although the territory of the Country of Fire is not as large as that of the Country of Wind, it has fertile land and rich resources, and has always been coveted by other countries.

The first ninja war was when the four major ninja villages besieged Konoha, but Konoha was too strong and defeated the four major ninja villages by itself.

During the second and third ninja wars, Konoha was also besieged, but both were victorious.