Naruto: A prank on the entire ninja world, the beginning of the game is full of anger

Ku Yukina (Undead):......

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In Kumogakure Ninja Village, the Fourth Raikage laughed: "Is this the bond of Konoha?"

"It turns out that the bond between Konoha is like this."

"It's really incredible."

"I have felt the will and bond of Konoha's fire."

……

[Naruto was still retching and suddenly felt chilly. He turned around and saw a group of underage girls approaching with clenched fists.

Sakura: "Nah, how dare you take away Sasuke's first kiss. It's unforgivable."

Then, Naruto received a violent beating and his nose and face were suddenly bruised and swollen.

(Not only was Sasuke’s first kiss with Naruto, but so was your first kiss.)]

Haruno Sakura:? ? ?

Haruno Zhao:? ? ?

Haruno Meabuki:? ? ?

"Sakura's first kiss was given to Naruto? Was it an accident? Or is Naruto going to be Sakura's husband in the future?" Haruno Meabuki frowned.

She didn't dislike Naruto that much, but she didn't like him much either. If Naruto became her son-in-law, she would still be a little dissatisfied.

Haruno Zhao was thinking.

The one between Naruto and Sasuke was purely accidental. Of course, it could also be a spoof of the light screen.

And even if it's not a prank, it will be when Naruto graduates, which will be a few years later.

As for the light screen saying that Sakura's first kiss was also Naruto's, he felt it was more credible. It might have been an accident, but how could there be so many accidents?

"Don't..." Xiao Sakura felt that the sky was falling, her whole figure was petrified, the cold wind blew, and the Tianling Cap was about to crack. How could her future husband be Naruto?

Outside the Ichiraku Ramen shop, Naruto was excited.

Sakura's first kiss was given to him? Sakura will definitely marry him when she grows up.

However, Naruto did not notice that there was a little girl with white eyes and a look of loss on her face behind a telephone pole not far behind him.

……

Uchiha clan.

Sasuke was at a loss. He and Naruto kissed each other on the light screen, but he was frightened and his face turned pale.

At this time, Fugaku, Mikoto, and Skunk were surrounding Sasuke, and everyone looked serious.

"Oudou, stay away from Naruto from now on." The skunk said to Sasuke.

Fugaku and Mikoto didn't speak, which obviously meant the same thing.

"Okay." Sasuke agreed without hesitation.

In fact, after seeing the picture on the light screen, Sasuke planned to stay away from Naruto in the future.

In addition, Sasuke was also unhappy. Naruto said on the light screen that he was pretending? What was he pretending to be? He, Sasse, never pretends to be good, that crane tail is just nonsense.

[The pineapple-headed kid who accidentally bumped into Naruto: I am a god who has completed a bond that surpasses Indra and Asura, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara. 】

In the Pure Land, the soul of Otsutsuki Hagoromo, the Sage of Six Paths, watches silently.

The light curtain reveals a lot of information!

Indra was his eldest son, and Asura was his second son. The eldest son was talented, but he went astray.

Indra's chakra was reincarnated into Uchiha Madara, and Asura's chakra was reincarnated into Senju Hashirama.

When Hashirama and Madara died, Indra's chakra was reincarnated into Sasuke, and Asura's chakra was reincarnated into Naruto.

This is the bond of three lives and three lives.

As for some of his Otsutsuki Hagoromo's calculations, that's not the point.

Sage of Six Paths was thinking about the peace of the ninja world and the future of the ninja world. His mother was too extreme. Although he and his brother teamed up to seal her in the moon, it was not necessarily impossible to escape.

In addition, he had to guard against the outsiders that his mother was afraid of.

What made him helpless was that he still failed to explore the origin of the light curtain.

I'm afraid it really comes from a high-dimensional world.

For people in the high-dimensional world, is the low-dimensional world just a book?

It's really hard to accept.

Everything is set and proceeds according to the predetermined destiny trajectory, so what’s the point?

Even the life, old age, illness and death of this Immortal of Six Paths, everything he did was set by the high-dimensional 'god'.

To be honest, it was difficult for him to accept it.

He very much hoped that the light screen was a lie, but as of now, it was very likely that it came from higher dimensions.

This is the projection of the entire ninja world.

It can even be seen on the moon.

He found such a method unbelievable.

According to what the light curtain revealed, it was Gao Wei's 'god' who wanted to change the ninja world.

Therefore, there are countless possibilities for the future of the ninja world.

As for whether the ninja world will be able to ascend in dimension in the future and reach the same height as the 'Creation God', it is unknown.

But for people in the ninja world, it is a huge opportunity, and the key depends on whether they can seize it.

It seems that some of his plans are about to change.

……

[A figure carrying a scythe was walking in the dilapidated village. Looking around, dead bodies were everywhere, but he saw this man with short silver hair slicked back and a pair of purple eyes...]

【Too many people have died here. The pain of these people has made me grow.

It is your honor to be able to sacrifice to the evil god...]

Country of Sichuan, Yunin Village.

Hidan, who was carrying a scythe, was stunned. He actually appeared on the light screen, which surprised him.

"Interesting, really interesting. If you can sacrifice the light curtain to the evil god, the evil god will definitely be very happy!" Hidan grinned.

Of course, just thinking about it, he can't do it now.

Chapter 26: Hidan threatens the entire ninja world?

["I am the Hokage, and my younger brother is Hidan"...]

Golden hands appeared on the light screen again, and they were flipping through a book.

Obviously, another derivative fanfic of Naruto.

[The protagonist traveled to the world of Naruto and became a ninja in Tangyin Village. While Hidan was still young, he tricked Hidan into becoming his younger brother. Later, he got very creative and used Hidan to intimidate the entire ninja world...]

[Tangyin Village is known as the village that has forgotten the war.

As the war disappeared, Tangyin's combat effectiveness shrank, and the village was rich in natural resources. Hidan, who was born in Tangyin Village, was eager to fight, so he was dissatisfied with Tangyin Village. He joined the emerging Xishin Cult and became the Xishin Cult. The product of forbidden magic experiments, he is also the only person who has successfully obtained immortality. 】

[Due to the special nature of his immortal body, Hidan will not die even if his body and head are separated. Of course, this is not absolute. He will still die if he does not take in nutrients for a long time. 】

[With his immortal body, Hidan has also learned the curse secret technique of the Evil God Cult. He uses the Bloody March Scythe to get other people's blood, and licks the blood so that the blood flows into his own body, and then he can cast a curse...]

[Traveler Lao Liu began to think of ways to collect blood and established a blood bank at the secret base of Tangyin Village.

Contract a mosquito psychic beast, cultivate various mosquitoes, and establish a multinational blood donation company...]

[Naruto performed an excellent seduction technique, causing Iruka's nose to bleed. Lao Liu's men who sneaked into Konoha took the opportunity to collect the blood.

Naruto used the Seduction Technique, causing Sarutobi Hiruzen's nose to bleed, and Jiraiya's nose to bleed...

Under the night, in the Konoha garbage dump, someone dug out the auntie's towel...]

Under Lao Liu's various tricks, Tang Yin's blood bank became more and more abundant.

Not only the ninjas of each ninja village, but also the blood of daimyo and nobles from various countries were collected.

Hidan is a tool responsible for licking blood and casting curses.

Everything was in place, Lao Liu stopped pretending, he showed his cards.

[Rain Ninja Village—Girl Xiaonan, you don’t want anything to happen to Nagato, right?

Konoha - Monkey, you don’t want anything to happen to Danzo, right?

Kumogakure——The Fourth Raikage, you don’t want to either...

...]

Hidan:......

His abilities were fully exposed.

For ninjas, intelligence is vital.

Now, Hidan's information is no longer a secret in the ninja world. With a target, it will be much easier to deal with him.

In addition, the old man on the light screen is too much.

'He' was deceived when he was young and became the younger brother of the sixth child, but he was treated as a tool.

And, is his ability too exaggerated?

It is true that he has immortality and possesses the secret technique of curse, but it is not as exaggerated as on the light screen!

At this time, the old man on the light screen also obtained the Eight Gates of Konoha's Forbidden Technique and asked him to practice it.

After practicing the Eight Gate Dunjia, all eight gates are opened simultaneously, and the chakra increases dozens of times, but he will definitely die. With his immortal body, he can open the eight gates at will?

You think so highly of him!

[Eight Gates + Curse, and Yugakure’s huge blood bank, the entire ninja world was intimidated by Hidan,

For Hidan, the meaning of his existence is to become the tool of the boss. With Hidan, Lao Liu completely let himself go and started doing whatever he wanted. 】

When Hidan smiled and licked the blood, another person died in the shinobi world.

At this time, the scythe Hidan was carrying on his shoulders fell to the ground, and he was greatly shocked.

The light screen was getting more and more outrageous, but it also gave Hidan a lot of inspiration.

His immortality and cursed secrets were all taken advantage of by Lao Liu.

but……

If Hidan was really as powerful as the light screen, he would definitely kill Lao Liu first.

Although the light screen gave him a lot of inspiration, it also exposed his abilities. In addition, looking at Hidan on the light screen made him furious.

He was so angry that he couldn't help but curse.

Suddenly, he became wiser.

If the light screen does this, how will he be able to hang out in the ninja world in the future?

Everyone calls for beating? No, I'm afraid the whole ninja world will hunt him down!

It’s over, isn’t this Barbie Q anymore?

……

In Konoha, Iruka's face was filled with embarrassment as Naruto stared at him with strange eyes.

"Never mind that, the transformation technique is not for that purpose." Iruka was embarrassed for a moment and then warned Naruto seriously.

The Sandaime's image was 'smeared' again.

Jiraiya, who frequented brothels to collect materials, felt that his reputation was being damaged.