Naruto: A prank on the entire ninja world, the beginning of the game is full of anger

"I have hemophobia and I am not suitable to be Hokage." Tsunade curled her lips and said.

"What if your hemophobia is cured?" Jiraiya and Tsunade looked at each other.

"Cure?"

Tsunade, doesn't she want to cure her anemia? But it’s not something that can be cured just because you want to.

"I have a way, let's try it." Jiraiya looked serious, but he was still a little nervous, worried that Tsunade would beat him to death later.

"Oh? Then I would like to see it." Tsunade became interested. It would be a good thing if her hemophobia could be cured.

Shizune also looked at Jiraiya expectantly.

"This place is not suitable. Let's find an open place." Jiraiya said after looking around.

At that moment, Jiraiya came forward, Tsunade and Shizune followed, and the three of them arrived outside the town.

The place was empty and there was no one around.

Tsunade crossed her arms in front of her, she wanted to see what Jiraiya was up to.

But he saw Jiraiya taking out a scroll. While unfolding the scroll, Jiraiya bit off his right thumb and wiped it on the scroll.

When he pressed the unfolded scroll upward, Jiraiya made a few more seals.

Suddenly, blood gurgled out from the ground.

A lot of blood came out of the ground.

Seeing so much blood, Tsunade was shaking and her face turned pale with fear.

"So much blood!" Shizune looked at Jiraiya.

"Collected pig blood, cow blood, etc." Jiraiya explained.

As Jiraiya formed another seal, the blood on the ground began to squirm.

This time Jiraiya formed more seals, and even if he was not slow in forming the seals, it took a longer time.

As the last seal was completed, the blood condensed into human shapes. One looked like a rope tree, and the other looked broken.

Tsunade:?

The two people formed by the blood began to dance.

Shizune's eyes widened as well.

Just because the 'rope tree' and 'broken' jumped...

Tsunade:? ?

Suddenly, 'Rope Tree' was shot with a thousand-year kill by 'Duan'.

Mute:? ? ?

Tsunade:? ? ?

'Duan', in turn, wanted to give 'Rope Tree' a thousand-year kill, but before he could succeed, he was punched to pieces by Tsunade.

After blowing up the 'break', Tsunade hit the 'rope tree' with another punch.

Looking at Tsunade again, her face was gloomy and #... on her forehead.

It didn't matter what he was, she wanted to beat Jiraiya half to death first.

Due to Jiraiya's prank, the images of Nawaki and Soki in Tsunade's mind were... distorted.

Damn the visuals!

And Jiraiya, the big idiot.

Facing the furious Tsunade, Jiraiya was not too surprised, he had guessed that this was likely to be the case.

As for Tsunade, Jiraiya didn't show his true feelings.

Next, Jiraiya let Tsunade punch a few times to vent his anger. Tsunade's punches were so powerful that Jiraiya broke two of his ribs.

After getting out of her anger, Tsunade still used medical ninjutsu to treat Jiraiya's injuries.

"The method to treat your hemophobia was proposed by Kakashi." Jiraiya sold Kakashi.

……

Konoha.

Kakashi sneezed several times in a row.

Chapter 105 Remarks on the launch

Thanks to the editor Da Penglai, and also to the readers who have always supported me.

After being released, it will be updated 3 times a day for the time being, with each chapter containing 4K words.

There is not much to say about the follow-up plot, but many will definitely be written about. For example, the art is Patrick Star, Naruto said he is stupid, Minato said he is not very proficient in Sage Mode, etc., and Danzo's right arm is also a little bit... As for the scene, after all, Orochimaru transplanted many Sharingans collected by Danzo during the Uchiha genocide incident on Nobu, and implanted them into Hashirama cells. After reaching a balance, he gave them to Danzo. As for Uchiha, Danzo has not yet annihilated the clan. There are Hashirama cells and Sharingan in the right arm, which will be explained later.

Chapter 106: Orochimaru vs. Itachi, not defeated instantly

Konoha.

Kakashi sneezed several times in a row and felt unwell.

Suddenly, a figure came running over, and the first thing that caught the eye was the green tights, and it was Kakashi's lifelong rival Might Guy.

"Kakashi, the village has added 7 more special jonin." Kai said with a smile as soon as he saw Kakashi.

Kakashi was also surprised when he heard what Kai said.

The so-called special jonin is a ninja who has unique talents and development in certain aspects. Their strength is between that of a chunin and a jonin. They are not as good as the all-round jonin, let alone the elites among the jonin.

However, compared to Chunin, Jonin is still much stronger.

Not only in Konoha, but in the entire ninja world, the rank division of ninjas is very strict.

Genin is at the bottom of the social ladder and is the cannon fodder on the front line of the battlefield.

A Chunin can be a small leader on the battlefield and is at a middle level.

Even in Konoha, which is full of talented people, the jonin have a higher say. As for the jonin, they are the backbone of any ninja village.

Suddenly, there were 7 more special jonin in the village, even Kakashi was surprised.

Before Kakashi could ask, Gai pulled out a list.

Newly promoted special jonin, Sarutobi Yuu, Sarutobi Hikaru, Sarutobi Hiko...

Wow, they all have the last name Sarutobi.

Has the third generation stopped covering it up?

Doesn’t this way of eating look a bit ugly?

Kakashi frowned and muttered to himself.

The Sandaime likes to talk about the will of fire all the time, has he implemented the will of fire?

No matter how you look at it, it's all abuse of power for personal gain! If this continues, will Konoha Village be renamed Sarutobi Village?

Although the Sarutobi clan has always been very low-key, now that the light curtain has exposed the Sarutobi 3000 ninjas, the Sarutobi clan can no longer keep a low profile.

As the investigation into the Sarutobi clan deepened, it became increasingly shocking.

It is hard not to question the will of fire of the third generation.

However, although Kakashi is a senior ninja, his influence is not strong enough!

Nowadays, F4 still has the final say in the village.

However, I heard that the selection for the fifth Hokage has already begun, and it seems that Jiraiya-sama is very popular. If nothing unexpected happens, Jiraiya-sama will be the fifth Hokage.

In this way, perhaps the village can have some new...atmosphere!

"Kakashi, do you think the Sarutobi clan is the biggest borer in Konoha?" Kai suddenly asked.

Although Kai is passionate and thick-skinned, he is not stupid.

Kai, who also loves the village, cannot tolerate parasites.

The Sarutobi clan is parasitic on Konoha, absorbing nutrients from this big tree?

Even Kakashi was shocked by Guy's words. He was very brave to say such words.

"I believe the Sandaime also loves the village." Kakashi thought for a moment and answered Gai's question.

As for the Sarutobi clan members other than the third generation, Kakashi would not comment on them.

But we cannot deny the contribution that the Sarutobi clan has made to the village.

The Sarutobi clan also made sacrifices for Konoha.

The third generation's wife sacrificed herself to protect the fourth generation and his wife.

The eldest sons and daughters-in-law of three generations also made sacrifices for the village.

There were also sacrifices of other Sarutobi tribe members.

As for the Third Hokage himself, he served as Hokage for many years and made many contributions to the village.

Just training the 'Three Ninjas' is an achievement!

Besides, Konoha won all three Ninja World Wars, and it was the Third Generation who planned the strategy!

The Second Hokage died during the First Ninja World War, and the Third Hokage led Konoha to victory in the war.

Because he led the village to victory after victory, the Third Hokage gained great prestige and was even called the 'great and strongest Hokage', which was included in the textbooks of the Ninja School.

But everyone only sees the bright side. As for the darkness behind it, there is a shadow that silently bears the blame.

With the appearance of the light curtain, everyone realized that the third generation might not be as great as everyone thought.

……

The third generation stood in front of the window with his hands behind his back, looking out.

After being persuaded by Danzo, En and Koharu with both emotion and logic, he finally paid off a large debt for Tsunade.

Of course, the Sarutobi clan only contributed a tiny amount of money and also embezzled some public funds.

This year and next, the Sarutobi clan will have to tighten their belts.

And because of this, many people in the family were dissatisfied with him.

In addition, the Sarutobi clan's ninjas could no longer be allowed to carry out missions that offered little risk and high rewards.

In the one-on-seven situation, they only killed one Sarutobi jonin, and they still need to kill 1 more.

Danzo meant to arrange nine senior ninjas from the Sarutobi clan to fight one against seven and kill them all.

Yan and Xiaochun were also somewhat persuaded by Danzo.

It might be worth sacrificing 10 Sarutobi clan jonin in exchange for a one-on-seven fight to infiltrate the core of Akatsuki.

Promoting several middle-level members of the Sarutobi clan to special jonin might also be his inner compromise.

Even though he is the Hokage, not everything goes according to his wishes.

Unconsciously, the family became more and more important in his heart, almost equal to the village.

"The village is more important than the clan." The third generation's eyes also became firm.

……

In the dense forest, three jonin of the Sarutobi clan stopped.

Not far away was a figure wearing a black windbreaker with red clouds embroidered on it. It was Akatsuki's uniform.

Nasal folds, three magatama Sharingan...

"It's one Uchiha against seven!"

Suddenly, the three Sarutobi jonin all looked serious.

After all, he is facing an S-rank rebel ninja from the village, who is said to have awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan.

The Mangekyo is a legendary eye that was opened by the brothers Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna.