I am the savior, do you have any objection?

Can she accept it? What will she think? He keeps complaining and calling someone "brother," but when he's drunk, he wakes up hugging someone else.

Madara Uchiha suddenly thought of a terrifying scene: he was being chased by a giant Buddha with a thousand hands and could only escape by using a chat group.

Madara realized that if Hashirama woke up, then it might not be a fantasy anymore, but his own future!

Madara forced himself to calm down, glanced at the original world time in the chat group, and then calculated that 26 hours had passed according to the time flow ratio. He had no memory of what had happened since he drank alcohol.

I don't know how I got here, or who took off my clothes.

Madara Uchiha immediately drew a conclusion based on his professional ninja skills.

We must leave this place before Hashirama wakes up!

Feeling the delicate touch of that skin and listening to that even breathing, Ban felt a moment of reluctance, but then his strong will to survive overcame it.

With a cold expression, Uchiha Madara resisted the urge to pick up the person in front of him and slowly pulled his legs away, as if reluctant to part with something that was rare in his life that he could hold while sleeping. Hashirama even tightened his thighs.

This almost killed Madara. It wasn't pleasurable, it was excruciatingly painful. Madara felt like his legs were about to break from the Senju family's absurd strength.

So Ban could only stay still and wait for the leg to relax and be pulled out quickly and gently. This time the plan went smoothly.

Then came the hands, and this time it went smoothly too.

Ban shook his head inwardly.

How could Hashirama be so careless? He didn't wake up at such a loud noise. Doesn't he fear being killed while sleeping on the battlefield?

Then Ban carefully got out of bed, covered himself with the blanket, turned around and found his clothes on the floor and began to put them on.

What Madara didn't notice was that when he turned around, his even breathing paused for a moment, and the girl, whose earlobes were already burning red with embarrassment, quietly opened her eyes and blinked her eyelashes.

She bit her lip slightly.

In fact, she woke up when Ban pulled his leg, but she didn't dare to do anything in the face of the current situation!

Meanwhile, the girl's inner monologue was: Oh no! How did I end up sleeping with Madara?

Hashirama's memories are still stuck on drinking and playing drinking games.

She didn't want to face the current situation at all; she felt like she was going to die.

As Hashirama watched Madara put on his clothes and pants, he mentally cheered Madara on.

Excellent! That's it! Escape from here!

Then I got dressed and had my summoned beast carry me to Mount Myōboku, and then I found another place to enter the city.

Nothing happened today, we know nothing!

As Hashirama watched Madara's carefully completed outfit, which he was trying to keep quiet, he began to relax.

Just in this moment.

A familiar voice came from afar.

"Ban! Are you awake yet? I heard you've slept all day!"

Madara and Hashirama's expressions froze instantly!

You really knew how to choose your birth time.

Hashirama cursed inwardly! Damn it, Shimura Danzo!

Kerry was a distinguished guest of Ban and could freely enter and leave the general's mansion.

The footsteps in front of me were getting closer and closer to the door.

Madara wanted to shout, but then he remembered that Hashirama would hear him if he shouted!

With lightning speed, he kicked all of Hashirama's clothes under the bed, then prepared to climb back on...

Just as Madara was about to get into bed, he met Hashirama's wide-open eyes.

Ban was terrified and tried to run away.

Hashirama panicked.

"You come inside and hide first!"

Hashirama pulled Madara, who was about to leave, back into the blankets.

He then formed a hand seal and transformed into a pillow, falling into the blankets.

Chapter 234 Izuna also did it.

The door is pushed open.

Kerry curled his lip.

He immediately noticed that Hashirama's soul was inside Madara's blanket, though it had probably been transformed into some kind of object, as the blanket was not swollen at all.

Despite his unimaginable birth, Kerry still had a silver lining: at least he wouldn't spy on his friend's potential girlfriend.

So Kerry was actually timing his actions perfectly to coincide with the end of the drug's effects, rather than constantly spying on him.

However, given the current situation, Kerry felt very disappointed.

He thought that the two of them might do something rash in their panic.

He then used a transformation technique, which made it difficult for him to expose the deception.

Damn it! What's the point of having such good ninja manners?

In a place beyond the reach of Kree's spiritual power, within a barrier, a white soul sighed.

He had previously discovered that the person from the other world seemed to be taking his two sons... now they were his children, to deal with the mess left behind by their mother when she came.

He also planned to send some of his chakra to his children.

When I popped my head out, I saw the two of them sleeping soundly in each other's arms.

He was a little embarrassed and even thought about breaking his son's legs, but in the end he chose to wait for the two of them to wake up.

As a result, not long after he woke up, that guy named Shimura Danzo came again, so he had no choice but to retreat and leave.

……

Inside the room at this moment.

Kerry moved a stool and sat down opposite Madara Uchiha, a move that made Madara's eyebrows twitch.

"What's wrong? Is something the matter?"

Madara Uchiha pretended nothing had happened and moved the pillow further inside.

"I wanted to talk to you. By the way, I really don't know what Tobirama and Izuna were doing. After the meal, they said they would take care of you, but they ended up putting you in a guest room."

Kerry's words, if left unsaid, would have been a problem, but they infuriated both men present.

Izuna!

Tobirama!

Hashirama and Madara Uchiha instantly locked onto the suspect.

Kerry was still pretending not to know anything.

"By the way, have you seen Hashirama Senju? It would be best to ask her to come along with this."

Upon hearing this, Hashirama realized that he was involved in the whole affair.

Ban also frowned.

"What do you want with her?"

"We need to hurry up with what we discussed before. You should have a child with Hashirama as soon as possible," Kerry said seriously.

Upon hearing this, Ban suddenly felt a chill run down his spine. He wanted to give Kerry a meaningful look, but then realized that doing so would only alert Kerry to the presence of another person.

Madara Uchiha, sweating profusely, shook his head repeatedly.

Why are you suddenly bringing this up?

“My men have recently discovered the location of the monk Cixian.”

The Jigen mentioned by Kerry is the monk who stayed at the residence of Isshiki Otsutsuki.

Because Madara had read some manga back then, he knew about this.

Madara Uchiha's expression turned serious upon hearing that it was related to the Otsutsuki clan.

"What do you think is the best course of action?"

"I suggest that during my time here, we join forces to kill Jigen. If that doesn't work, then we'll just have to have your and Hashirama's child born sooner, and we'll raise him well and find the nine tailed beasts to see if we can handle him."

"By the way, didn't you say when we were drinking together the other day that you could get Hashirama to sleep with you a dozen times in just a few days? How come there's still no news about the baby after all this time?"

While listening to the first part of the conversation, Madara Uchiha kept nodding, but when he heard what came next, he suddenly froze.

Wait, when did I say something like that?

Then a cold draft came from the pillow next to him, and Ban suddenly realized something.

Ban looked at Kerry in disbelief.

You fucking found Hashirama in the room, didn't you?!

And then you found out and deliberately said it!

Do you want me dead?!

Madara Uchiha's face alternated between green and yellow, resembling a traffic light.

His eyes conveyed 7.2 points of annoyance, 1.1 points of shame and indignation, 0.2 points of blame, 0.5 points of fear, and 1 point of disbelief, just like a Yu-Gi-Oh! environment pie chart.

Finally, Madara Uchiha stared intently at Kerry. Madara even wondered if he had gone too far with anger, as his vision was unusually sharp. He could not only see the guy's punchable face clearly, but also see some details distinctly.

Seeing Madara Uchiha's incredibly expressive face, Kerry almost burst out laughing.

"Brother, what's with that expression? You're not married yet, are you? Didn't you say before that you'd marry Hashirama after a while? With your methods, you'd make sure she could never go to the casino again, and that she'd stay home every day doing laundry, cooking, and taking care of the kids. When you came home, you'd bully her to vent your pent-up anger from all those years of being suppressed by that guy. You'd make her wash your feet, scrub your body, and complain that her cooking wasn't good."

Ban's kaleidoscope and Eternal Kaleidoscope have almost shrunk to the tip of a needle.

His face showed pain.

I, Madara Uchiha, beg you, please stop!

Seeing that the situation was about right, Kerry nodded.

"Alright, look at you, lying down without even getting dressed properly. Once you're feeling better, tell Hashirama and Izuna. I'm leaving now!"

Under Madara Uchiha's resentful gaze, Kerry waved his hand, got up, and walked out.

Half a minute after Kerry walked away, Madara realized something and got up to chase after him, but then he heard a sound of the transformation jutsu being deactivated behind him.

"bump!"

Then she felt a weight on her shoulder as a slender hand grabbed her, and she heard a sweet, cloying voice that she had never heard from Hashirama before.

"Ban, I heard you're going to stop me from going to the casino every day, make me do laundry, cook, bathe you, and scrub your back, and even say my cooking isn't good?"

Listening to that clipped sound, Madara Uchiha felt that it was more terrifying and frightening than facing a billion ninjas attacking him!

Despite being inwardly panicked, the Uchiha clan members ultimately remained outwardly calm.

"Ha! Are you stupid? That guy clearly saw through your clumsy transformation technique, that's why he said those things."

Seeing that Madara Uchiha was still wearing that sour face, Hashirama, who was only a little embarrassed, immediately became furious.

He has a stern face at work, a stern face after get off work, and a stern face at home. Even after revealing everything we said in private, he still has this stern face!

Hashirama didn't believe that his transformation had been seen through; it was clearly Madara who was denying it!

Alright! Madara Uchiha! You've got guts!

"Come with me outside the city." Hashirama pointed outside the city, not even caring that he was only wearing a bellyband.

"Do you think I'm afraid of you?" Madara Uchiha sneered.

Of course, it's also possible that this is the best way for the two of them to avoid getting out of bed together.

Without discussing how they ended up sleeping together, the two of them each donned a suit of armor and ran off in two different directions, leaping across rooftops and scaling walls towards the wasteland outside the city.

A moment later, a loud crashing sound came from the wasteland.

There was also Hashirama's exclamation.