When I'm at Pinocchio, they can hear my voice!

Lu Furong couldn't imagine that "Tingyun" was deliberately taking revenge on her.

Isn't this just killing eight hundred enemies and losing one thousand of your own?

Which beautiful girl would willingly evolve into a "tank"! ! ! ! ! !

The banquet went on as usual.

"Ugh! Sorry, Representative Green Hibiscus, I just remembered that I have something to do at home, so I have to leave first."

The existing VIPs could not bear the psychological pressure and fled. They really could not handle this tank!

San Yue Qi pretended to be unhappy and said, "Really, dear, why did those people leave without even eating? It's so boring."

Lin Ye sighed, and squinted meaningfully at Lu Furong: "Isn't it just about the face, wife? If you showed up in your original appearance, they would be eager to admire your beauty in secret. It's better not to make friends with a bunch of vulgar people who only care about appearance."

"But I think you, Mr. Green Hibiscus, are definitely not that kind of person, am I right?"

"Of course, of course. How could I, Lu Furong, be a vulgar person who only looks at appearance? Sir, you are right. My name is Lu Furong, and I am willing to be your friend. No matter what Miss Tingyun looks like, I swear to treat Miss Tingyun sincerely."

Green Hibiscus smiled politely, but to be honest, she would almost want to vomit on the spot if she looked at March Seven for one more second.

[Swear? Swear, of course you don’t define people by their looks, because you don’t even have a fucking face!]

[You are a member of the Luofu Medicine King Secret Sect who follows the Medicine King of Plenty. How could you not know that pursuing immortality will turn you into an ugly pile of Oli Gei? If you really have any shamelessness, you wouldn't believe in the Medicine King of Plenty. ]

[I really don't understand you bunch of idiots. Immortality is immortality, but what's the point of being so ugly? Look at the other Fengcuo Medicine Master, why didn't he transform himself into an anthropomorphic figure? Why didn't he transform himself into an ugly bitch? ]

Lin Ye said with disdain in his heart, how dare Lu Furong swear?

—What, this person is a member of the Abundant Remnant! ?

"!!!"

Snowy and Jackdaw looked at each other, they both heard what was in people's minds!

March 7: "?"

What is the Secret of the King of Medicine?

Lin Ye introduced himself: "My name is Lin Ye, Mr. Green Hibiscus~"

"Nice to meet you too, but I heard you're pursuing my girlfriend?"

Green Hibiscus said seriously: "A beautiful lady is a good match for a gentleman, Mr. Lin Ye!"

"It is true that I am pursuing Miss Tingyun, but don't worry, I will never steal someone else's love. I will continue to admire Miss Tingyun until the day of her wedding."

Lin Ye laughed happily and said, "Hahaha, Mr. Green Hibiscus, you are such a lovesick person. You must keep your word~"

[Are you trying to make me die of laughter? Hahahaha! ]

Lin Ye couldn't stop laughing. What the hell, what kind of masculine character is this? It's so "pure love"!

How dare you openly cuckold someone else? You are so shameless!

Lin Ye was both amused and confused. Could it be that Green Hibiscus really thought that this would increase the beautiful girl's favorability?

What does "combining kindness and severity" mean? This is not only reflected in the head of the family, but also in the general pillar of the family.

It is not wrong for a man to be nice to a woman, but it is a mistake to be too nice to her.

Just like many "princesses" who don't care about others and are selfish...

They are always pampered and think that everyone is worthy of being their slave.

But even if they are not princesses, normal women will be disgusted by excessive licking of men, because it means the weak side of men and they cannot give women the sense of security they deserve.

The so-called equality between men and women, many men forget this when they are in love. Don't forget that lovers who grow old together often care about each other. When a man is good to a woman frequently and the woman is not moved, in some ways, he can break up with this woman. That is because this woman is definitely not a good person and only wants to take. If they are like this in love, what will happen after marriage? I am afraid that the man will be cheated in the end and have to pay child support to the woman, hiding it from the woman all his life!

"..."

San Yueqi rolled her eyes. She finally understood why the "original body" of this body couldn't stand Green Hibiscus.

Ugh, I feel like vomiting. You are such a coward and yet you want to chase after a kind-hearted beautiful girl. Are you worthy enough?

Green Hibiscus said solemnly: "Of course, Mr. Lin Ye, my love for Miss Tingyun must be greater than yours!"

Lin Ye grinned: "Okay, Mr. Green Hibiscus, I believe you are a pure love warrior who truly loves my lover. I am relieved. I hope you won't let me down~"

"Sister...should we act now?"

The Jackdaw, who had been observing quietly, said with a cold face, and his current cold gaze towards Lin Ye was full of disgust.

He just stole my sister's first kiss a while ago, and now he's dating Tingyun? Scumbag!!!

She couldn't let this scumbag find another chance to insult her sister...at worst, she would bear it for her sister!

Xue Yi said calmly, "Wait a little longer, little sister."

"We don't have sufficient evidence to prove that the representative of this Chamber of Commerce is a member of the Medicine King Secret Sect. It would be more trouble than gain to act now."

This green hibiscus turned out to be the rich remnant of the secret teachings of the King of Medicine... She really didn't expect it.

"I understand, sister."

Jackdaw nodded slightly. What his sister said made sense. The tradition of the Ten Kings Division of "killing first and reporting later" was gone. Now, they had to have evidence to arrest people. How could they just rely on the voice of others? This was too arbitrary.

"The Nine-Turn Large Intestine is here!!!!!"

A gray-haired chef who entered the hall pushing a dining cart brought a bowl of fragrant large intestine to each table at the banquet.

Green Hibiscus: “?”

How come he didn't remember adding this dish, "large intestine", to the banquet?

"Mmm, delicious, this large intestine... is so fragrant!"

"Yes, I have never eaten such delicious large intestines, it is so delicious!"

“I’m in love with the large intestine!”

Some guests who like strong flavors couldn't help but applaud after taking a bite. The large intestine was so fragrant that they had never eaten such delicious large intestine!

Xing smiled and brought a bowl of large intestine to the table in front of Lin Ye and the others. She and Lin Ye looked at each other in sync and said, "Guests, your large intestine is here."

"Dad", this is the original large intestine!!!

Lin Ye immediately smiled warmly and picked up some food for San Yue Qi: "Then dear, let's eat too. I guessed correctly that you asked the chefs to add this large intestine because it is a specialty of your hometown~"

"Well, thank you, dear."

San Yueqi opened her mouth happily and tasted the food Lin Ye brought her, occasionally glancing at Green Hibiscus with curiosity.

Would this turtle man really fall into the trap?

Phew, please, don’t make me laugh to death and then inherit my position as the nameless guest??!

"Oh? It's from your hometown, Miss Tingyun. I have to try it."

When Green Hibiscus heard this, the corners of her mouth raised enthusiastically, and without thinking, she picked up a large intestine and put it in her bowl.

This is an opportunity to increase Tingyun’s favorability...he can’t miss it!

Green Hibiscus also knows that he is currently a turtle man, and this is the perfect excuse.

MD, who would chase a tank? It turns out that licking dogs and turtle men are abnormal personalities, so he should just be a licking dog and turtle man!

What’s more, so many VIPs have eaten it and said it was delicious, so there shouldn’t be any problem.

Green Hibiscus chewed the large intestine slowly and swallowed it. The taste of the large intestine... was indeed quite "strong".

When you eat Green Hibiscus on the first day of the new year, you will experience the fragrance of Jinkela, which is fragrant and a little sweet, but the taste is strong.

"This large intestine...is pretty good!"

After taking a bite, Green Hibiscus exclaimed, "It turns out that large intestine can be cooked so deliciously! ?

Strange, why do I smell a bad smell...

"...?"

When she tasted it carefully, Green Hibiscus frowned and felt something strange. This "colorful and fragrant" taste that filled her mouth seemed something she had smelled often before.

The taste is getting worse and worse...

It actually stinks!!!

It was just like the smelly water of the Third Master had been soaked in the toilet for three days, and it had also been soaked in some stomach residue.

Green Hibiscus opened her eyes wide and suddenly realized...

This is the smell of shit I always smell when I go to the toilet! ! ! ! !

"vomit!!!!!!"

Green Hibiscus couldn't help but pinch her throat and vomit. Isn't this the original smell of large intestine?

Why doesn’t the large intestine filter at all?

Green Hibiscus was dumbfounded. What is the equivalent of a large intestine that does not filter? Is there any need to say more?

The chef...

He wants to kill the chef who makes the Nine-Turn Large Intestine ahhhhhh!

……

Chapter 92: Jackdaw: I actually like Lin Ye a little bit?

Green Hibiscus was angry.

He just wanted to eat a delicious plate of large intestines...

Why did he eat shit?

Green Hibiscus roared with a ferocious look on her face: "The chef who made the Nine-Turn Large Intestine is missing. I want to find her!!!"

Isn’t a large intestine without filtering just a pile of shit! ? ? ?

Lin Ye was surprised: "Hey, Green Hibiscus Representative, is this large intestine so delicious? It's so delicious that you want to vomit?"

Green Hibiscus: “?”

Why did this guy say that large intestines were delicious even after he vomited?

San Yue Qi was full of emotion: "Green Hibiscus Representative, I didn't expect you to like my large intestine so much. I really didn't expect it..."

Phew, this girl can't hold it anymore, this turtle man actually ate this large intestine, hahahahaha??!

Green Hibiscus: “???”

Are you guys blind? Is this the expression on his face that says he likes it tastes delicious?

He tastes like shit!!!

"Hey, Green Hibiscus Representative, are you suffering from an acclimatization problem? Why did you vomit? This large intestine is so delicious."

"Yes, Representative Green Hibiscus, you are looking for this chef, are you trying to praise him? To be honest, I also want to invite this chef to my house to be the royal chef, and have him cook nine-turn large intestines for me in the future!"

"Green Hibiscus representative, please don't get excited. It's delicious, but your tone can be misleading. The person who can make such a large intestine must be a famous chef from the Pinocchio family. I suggest you be polite."

The distinguished guests present couldn't help but express their opinions upon seeing this, and they all admired Xing for being able to make this Nine-Turn Large Intestine.

"..."

Green Hibiscus was silent, her fists stiffened and she realized something.

Damn, is there something wrong with the bowl of large intestine on his table?!

Lin Ye changed his demeanor and frowned, "Green Hibiscus Representative, don't you like eating this plate of large intestine?"

[Haha, look at me, I'm going to kill you! ]

Green Hibiscus hesitated: "I..."

Who the hell likes to eat shit-smelling intestines! ?

Lin Ye was so furious that he slammed the table: "You don't even dare to eat the shit... intestines that Miss Tingyun likes, and you still dare to say you love her!???"

Xue Yi: “?”

Jackdaw: “?”

March 7: "?"

Green Hibiscus: “???????”

Why do you love a beautiful girl so much that you even want to eat the shit she likes?