Genshin Impact, don’t let me become a five-star character!

What is going on? A dragon is riding on my face, right?

No one has come back yet, but you've already let yourself go.

She snatched the envelope from the maid's hand and slammed the door.

There was a loud "pop" sound.

The maid was so scared that she quickly retracted her head and turned away.

At this moment, her heart was filled with admiration for the clerk.

Only Secretary Ye Luo could make Lady Funina so angry.

Ever since the secretary left, although Funina didn't say it, they all knew that there was one less person to play with around Funina.

The happiest moment of every month for Funina is getting the letter.

But what's wrong with the secretary this time? Is he saying such things to deliberately anger Lady Funina?

If you have a partner, then you have a partner. Is there any need to report it to Lady Funina?

Lady Funina is the idol of the entire Fontaine. Mortals are different from gods!

Forget it, these are not things they should know.

They just need to keep their mouths shut.

In the room, Funina was sitting on the sofa, still angry.

She raised her delicate eyebrows and looked at the envelope in her hand, wishing she could just throw it away.

In her eyes, this letter was no longer something that Ye Luo shared his exotic experiences with her on a monthly basis.

But a bad woman who came from nowhere ran to her face and declared her sovereignty!

Oh my god, who promoted you to the position of clerk?

Now he has forgotten his roots and ran off with that bad woman outside.

Just run away, I'm not against you.

But why are you making me angry?

Fu Nina suddenly felt a little aggrieved, but Fu Fu didn't say it.

It’s better to catch him back. We can’t let the talent we have chosen be abducted by outsiders.

Furninna nodded, she was just thinking about his safety.

But she was still very angry, very angry, very angry!

What a wicked person! What an ungrateful person!

I was so worried about you in Fontaine.

You are doing well in Xumi and even got a wife?!

Have you forgotten that you have a water god in Fontaine?

Finina felt mixed emotions. She sighed and opened the envelope to see what was written inside.

Maybe it was just a misunderstanding.

'Dear water goddess Furninna, I am glad to see you. I have had a very frustrating time in the past few years since you took office.

Those ignorant people in Fontaine didn't understand how hard my conscience worked. They just said that as a secretary I was causing trouble and making trouble every day.

If, I mean if, you started hiding your abilities since you kicked me out of Fontaine, and then lived in hiding in Xumi.

In the letters I send you every month, I also express my loyalty to you and my desire to return to Fontaine as a secretary.

Finally, he brought the travelers back to Fontaine, causing chaos in Fontaine.

Guess who will be the first to suffer when the final reckoning comes?

——Luo

There are also a few photos of him and travelers placed next to it.

He has such a bright smile in the photo.

There is no trace of the confusion he felt when he was exiled to Xumi.

"Good good."

Furninna gritted her teeth, her chest heaving violently.

She had never been this angry since she became the Water God.

She felt that it was time for her to teach Ye Luo a lesson.

If she hadn't been able to leave Fontaine.

Now go to Xumi and bring him back!

This is simply bullying!

Funina could already imagine the yellow-haired guy riding a vehicle, running to her house and asking, "Old Deng, is it safe for me to park my will-o'-the-wisp downstairs?"

Will-O-Wisp is safer than you!

Wait for me, I'll go to the kitchen and prepare some funds for next month.

......

[Ding, noticing the host's popularity has increased, the role PV recording permissions have been gradually opened, please complete the recording as soon as possible. 】

“??? I’m going to go into the sea!?”

ps: Ahem, I usually read everyone's feedback, take the essence and discard the dross. After all, I am not a great author. I will work hard to grow step by step. In short, if I can realize the mistakes and don't correct them, then what is the difference between me and an idiot? qaq

Chapter 23: I will attack with dual swords!

That night.

Ye Luo rubbed his dizzy brain and sat on the bed, feeling completely dazed.

His brows were tightly furrowed, obviously he was awakened by a nightmare.

He stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his eyes, his eyes blank.

Oh no, Ye Luo couldn't tell whether this was reality or a dream...

Could it be that...Master Dao, I am going to succeed!

Shut up, you Zuwangdao!

Cough cough, just a little dizzy, mainly because he has been having nightmares for several days in a row.

Moreover, these dreams are repetitive, and the contents of the dreams are becoming more and more real.

It was as if he had experienced it himself.

Ye Luo has already realized that the system is forcibly shortening the connection between him and this world.

It should be the background story set by the system that is taking effect.

So... am I also an old antique? How could I dream about things from the Kanreya period?!

How long have I lived?

Ye Luo patted his cheeks and tried to cheer himself up.

After all, the system just told him to go into the adult entertainment industry... No, it was to prepare to shoot his first PV in his life.

In this way, not only the players, but also he himself can know what abilities they have.

The main reason is that he himself doesn't know what his own skills are.

There are only those sword skills deeply rooted in my mind.

Hmm? You want to ask Ye Luo about the letter?

Yes, that's what he wanted to write.

His original intention was just to vent his anger. He couldn't make Funina open her heart to him, so he could only make her angry.

Occasionally showing some real emotions can make Funina's life easier.

He didn't expect Funina to confide in him. You have to know that Ye Luo was a complete mortal from the beginning.

There is a difference between humans and gods. At most, he is a mortal who knows how to please Funina.

Given his status, Ye Luo was already very satisfied that Fu Fu cared about him.

As for asking her to tell you her secrets on her own initiative, forget it.

As a mortal, he tried hard to disguise himself as a god for more than 500 years. The bitterness he went through during these years cannot be told to outsiders.

However, just because you have been together for a few years, you are being dragged out of the whole thing?

For her, this was not only a waste of her own efforts, but also an irresponsible act towards Shenfu and the people of Fontainebleau.

Don’t you see that in the plot, because the prophecy came true, Furninna was anxious and faced with cruel reality, so she reluctantly wanted to say something.

Because she was under a lot of pressure...

If you can make Funina open her heart to you as an ordinary person, Ye Luo can only say 6 to you.

Do you really think you are the protagonist of the world and that you are invincible in talking?

And sometimes Ye Luo really feels that the gods of Teyvat’s preference for mortals is a little too strong.

In his opinion, isn't this a curse?

Forget it, this is not the time to think about these things, just watch your own PV, kids.

Ye Luo patted his cheeks and forced himself to cheer up.

This PV is also a way for him to understand himself.

He could finally find out what kind of background story the system had fabricated for him.

It's just a matter of how to shoot.

He looked at the panel floating in front of him and chose to shoot.

Afterwards, Ye Luo only felt that the space in front of his eyes became more and more blurred, and unknowingly, he came to a mysterious space.

Oh, I'm familiar with this.

Isn’t this the space where you chose the Eye of God before? I didn’t expect it to be still universal.

But it’s all white around here, how can I take a picture?

Ye Luo was a little confused and looked at the system in front of him.

Since it is the system's choice, there must be a reason for it.

[Ding, I have detected that the host is ready. PV shooting will start in ten seconds. Countdown 10, 9...0. ]

After the countdown ended, Ye Luo saw a flash of light before his eyes, and then he found himself suddenly in a strange place.

He looked at the light curtain beside him.

【Gundam Experience Card: 10 days

Double Swords Experience Card: 10 days. 】

"???! How can I have a Gundam? And a twin sword style?!"

Ye Luo couldn't sit still anymore, I'm so happy, all the dreams of a man have come true.

Not only can he use the dual swords style to pick up girls like Mr. Kirito, but he can also drive a Gundam to show off in front of boys.

It's just missing a transformation. I hope that when I summon the Gundam, I can transform in front of everyone and show off.

Don’t mention it, if this kind of character appeared in the card pool in the previous life.

He couldn't help but slap himself.

It’s just a bad review of the experience card.

Give me back what belongs to me, bastard!