Kind of like being slapped by a dandelion?

"how did you do that?"

Looking at the muzzle of the gun that was still emitting smoke, and then at the bullet that was half buried in the sand, Caesar, with a confused look on his face, subconsciously asked.

"This is all thanks to a guy who keeps playing dirty... Well, you're about to get up close and personal with that guy."

After hearing Caesar's question, Si Wang subconsciously turned his head to look at Bina in the distance who was desperately retching with his head down, trying to imitate his movements and spit out a sea of ​​fire.

And it just so happened that Bina, who had been vomiting for a long time and was about to vomit out his stomach, but still didn't vomit out any fire, turned to look at Si Wang with a puzzled look on his face.

Just like that, the eyes of the man and the snake met in mid-air.

After a pause of one second, Bina turned 180 degrees and disappeared into the ground, disappearing from sight.

Chapter 17: Playing Cheating and Acting Coquettishly

"That guy? Close contact?"

Caesar frowned and grabbed his neck in annoyance. The frenzy in his words was clear as day. "Si Wang, can you please speak clearly? Stop telling jokes and riddles that no one can understand except you!"

"But I didn't tell any jokes or riddles. I was just describing the facts."

Si Wang tilted his head and looked at Caesar strangely, "Don't you feel the vibrations under your feet getting stronger and clearer?"

"So what if the shock is so great?!"

Seeing Si Wang still speaking in riddles, Caesar couldn't help but roar, "Does this have anything to do with what you just said?!"

"Of course, and it's more than a dime's worth of relationship."

Si Wang nodded with a matter-of-fact expression, and then kindly reminded, "There is one more thing to note - please stand firm."

"Stand firm on your feet?" Caesar frowned even more tightly, "What about standing firm on your feet..."

boom--!

Yellow sand splashed, the sky and the earth turned upside down, and Caesar looked at the sun getting closer and closer to him with a confused face.

The world answered Si Wang's questions with objective facts.

The body floating in the air fell downward due to the restraint of gravity. The field of vision rotated, passing through the bright sun, the pure white dirty clouds, the endless sand dunes, and then fell into a huge, bottomless mouth that filled the entire field of vision.

Tons of yellow sand continued to fall into the deep red throat that looked like a crater. Before Caesar even had time to feel afraid, Bina suddenly closed his mouth, swallowed him and Si Wang in one gulp, blew up yellow sand all over the sky again, and burrowed back under the sand.

In the darkness, Caesar stared with wide eyes at the Throat of Fire, which was only a wall away from his feet, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably.

From time to time, one or two flames would splash up and lick the soles of his feet affectionately. A burnt stench of metal filled the dim space.

"See, I told you to keep your feet on the ground, but you kept arguing with me and didn't listen."

His sharp five fingers pinched into Bina's fangs that were taller than a human. Si Wang held Bina's teeth with one hand and Caesar's shoulder blade with the other, shrugged, "Now you know what it means to not listen to the advice of an old man and suffer the consequences."

"Stop shrugging your CJB shoulders!"

Caesar, who had come to his senses, let out a scream that was even louder than when he sang a folk song. He ignored the severe pain in Si Wang's body caused by his five fingers pinching his body, and used his hands and feet to hold Si Wang's arm tightly like a monkey holding a branch in a flood, and shouted at the top of his voice, "I swear I will do whatever you tell me to do in the future! You can tell me as many riddles as you want! Don't let go!"

"Well, it seems that you are really scared. You can even say such nonsense."

Si Wang shrugged again. Caesar screamed again. He comforted him nonchalantly, "But don't worry, I suddenly thought of something that only you can do, so before that thing is done, I won't let you die so easily."

After pondering for a while, Si Wang frowned uncertainly, "Well, I think so."

"You¥%…&"

As Caesar was swearing and Si Wang was responding with a perfunctory "Okay, Okay", no one knew how much time had passed or how deep they had dived, but the rumbling sound and the yellow sand that kept flowing in from between Bina's teeth finally stopped.

The feeling of being pulled at high speed also stopped.

End, is it over?

This was the first thought that came to Caesar's mind.

Then he was spit out by Bina, and fell headfirst into the sand.

Si Wangze turned two and a half times in the air with a standard posture comparable to that of athletes from the national gymnastics team. He stepped firmly on the ground and brushed off the sand that had fallen into his trouser legs and sleeves.

Important...stuff.

Bina nudged Si Wang lightly with the tip of his nose. Fortunately, his body now shared the other party's attributes, otherwise this "light" nudity would not only break more than a dozen of his ribs, but also cause a layer of internal bleeding DEBUFF.

Exchange...fire!

"Where did you learn this kind of coercive selling method from when you were a baby who just got your own name?"

Si Wang touched Bina's chin helplessly, then patted it twice, "Did I ever tell you that if you lead me to find what Caesar Group has dug up, I'll let you spit on me?"

Regardless of!

Seeing that Si Wang had no intention of teaching it, Bina immediately let out a roar, and started shaking its head and tail like a child, and the entire underground cave began to shake wildly.

The originally unclear words suddenly became fluent and clear.

Swap! Swap!

Are you kidding me?"

Si Wang took out a mirror and slowly straightened his bangs that were blown all over the place by Bina. He said slowly, "Keep making noises, keep making trouble. You can try to collapse this cave. I will teach you."

Bina's huge body, which had been rolling over and over on the ground, suddenly stopped. It stood up silently, resting its head on the half-collapsed ceiling of the cave, and then stared at Si Wang with its four pitiful big eyes.

Teach...me...

"..."

Good man, you can’t just play tricks so you put moral pressure on me?

Si Wang looked speechlessly at Bina who was acting in a way that was not at all appropriate for acting like a spoiled child, and couldn't help but start to murmur in his heart.

This guy... Could it be that when I saw its memory, it also saw my memory?

"Ok."

Si Wang shook his head helplessly. Although he had just wanted to treat this encounter with Bina as a side quest without any follow-up, the other party obviously didn't think so. Instead, he became a piece of sticky candy and stuck to him tightly.

He raised his head, looked into Bina's four eyes, and said seriously, "But you have to agree to one condition of mine."

Mmmmmmm!

Bina nodded frantically. Not to mention one condition, even ten would be no problem!

Si Wang stretched out his index finger, with the tip of his finger facing upwards. A golden scarab emerged from it. "If you want to spit out the [God's Sexual Fire] once, you must gather 100,000 of these insects. Can you do it?"

There is no conspiracy or weirdness here. Si Wang is too lazy to spend time on any conspiracy or tricks for a cute guy who has no conflict of interest with him and can even be said to have helped him a small favor.

However, based on his previous experience, the damage caused by one [Divine Fire] would require nearly 50,000 [Scarabs] to repair. Si Wang was simply afraid that Bina would have too much fun and kill himself.

After all, at least half of the scales on its body have not grown fully yet, not to mention the missing bits of flesh here and there.

Bina, whose math knowledge was only at the level of prenatal education, obviously had no idea what a hundred thousand scarabs meant. However, when he heard that Si Wang was willing to teach him how to spit beautifully, he immediately nodded his chin excitedly.

Chapter 18: Evil Way Speed ​​Pass

Compared to Bina's excitement, the Scarab was much more shocked.

It looked like it had a manic disorder, twisting its body back and forth, as if it wanted to swallow its bean bag alive. It then looked at Si Wang, who was pushing its butt and urging it to go over quickly with his eyes.

The [Scarab] clung tightly to Si Wang's fingernails, and its six thin legs refused to move forward even a single step. Its trembling, raised jaw and madly flailing tentacles were all wailing, not roaring, not howling from the bottom of its heart.

Do you really have the heart to ask me to play house with this little brat whose IQ is not even as high as a dolphin's and who is at the age where people hate dogs? !

"My dear, what nonsense are you talking about? Of course I can't bear it~"

Si Wang pressed his middle finger with his thumb, flicked the scarab on his index finger away, and said with a smile, "You are just a month old baby, what qualifications do you have to look down on a giant baby who is who knows how many years older than you?"

A mournful cry was heard from the void, and the scarab with six thin legs still stuck on Si Wang's fingers rolled over and flew towards Bina.

Bina didn't hesitate to open his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp.

The huge body froze for a moment, and a strange memory suddenly flowed into his mind.

After completely digesting this strange memory, Bina couldn't help but let out a roar of joy.

The temperature soared, the darkness receded, and blazing white light seeped out from the cracks in every snake scale.

Si Wang smiled and tapped his head, "I can take back this memory at any time."

Bina immediately closed his mouth, and the visible range inside the cave suddenly became shorter. The soaring temperature slowly returned to the coldness it should be underground.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait!"

Compared to the aggrieved Bina, Caesar, who had just huddled in the corner and watched the excitement, suddenly became excited. He no longer cared about Si Wang's rather strange appearance, and grabbed Si Wang's arm, and said in such a hurry that his voice was trembling, "Si Wang! You have to make that big guy shine a little more like before, hurry up!"

Although it looks like a snake, Bina undoubtedly fully understood the meaning of Caesar's words. His four eyes suddenly showed anticipation and looked at Si Wang with sparkling eyes.

"...It won't happen again."

Si Wang patted Bina's head as he leaned forward and emphasized, "And you only need to accumulate strength and not spit."

Bina nodded quickly. Although it was still very different from his ideal of spitting at will, the change from zero to one was undoubtedly a leap forward. He cleared his throat with great satisfaction.

"Hoohoo!"

The high-pitched humming sound echoed in the invisible cave, like a battery being charged. Starting from the tail, the bright white light followed the lines of the snake scales, climbing up to Bina's head section by section, and finally gathered in Bina's mouth, bursting with thousands of lights.

The dark cave suddenly lit up, and the stalactites hanging above the head, the mud and sand under the feet, and the huge monster floating in the air were all clearly visible.

“This is…?!”

Caesar walked tremblingly towards the huge monster that was hovering behind him and was originally hidden in the darkness.

It was a spaceship cast from steel - or rather, an aircraft carrier floating in mid-air - it was silver-white in color, with not a single screw or weld visible on its body, let alone any traces of splicing.

It was as if it was formed directly by an invisible giant hand scooping up a handful of soil.

That huge body does not seem small at all even when placed next to Bina, whose upper body is as tall as a skyscraper. Instead, it further highlights its huge size.

"ark……"

Caesar murmured in an almost sleepwalking tone, "Atrahasis... the Ark?"

That dazed look and vague tone were like a person who had been longing to get rich all his life, and suddenly found out one day while squatting in the toilet...

My own toilet is made of gold?!

"Well, is this what you, the Caesar Group, have been trying to dig out in Abydos for decades?"

Si Wang walked behind Caesar with a flashlight. He looked up and saw a huge monster in front of him that he could hardly see the top even if he craned his neck. He complained to Caesar beside him, "Such a big thing is hidden in such a big cave, and your Caesar Group has been digging for decades and still hasn't found it. Could it be that all the people in your company are slacking off?"

"What do you know?! This is the Ark of Atrahasis! The highest legacy of the nameless gods! A treasure that even the [Numerology] cannot even dream of!"

Caesar was so excited that he was incoherent. His hands and feet were dancing wildly and his whole body was shaking. Si Wang was really afraid that he would pass out in the next second. "With it, Caesar Group, Trinity, and Gehenna are all just jokes! We can conquer the whole Kivotos, the whole world! Si Wang!"

"Wow, that's amazing, Caesar, I didn't expect you to have such great ambitions."

Si Wang clapped his hands in admiration. He took a step forward, patted his shoulders that were shaking with excitement, and encouraged him, "How about this? I will now appoint you as the captain of the Ark of Atla Something, and order you to conquer Kivotos within three days. If you fail to do so, you will be beheaded. What do you think?"

Both his excited heart and trembling hands froze at this moment. Caesar looked at the huge ark with stairs in front of him and suddenly realized a key problem that he had overlooked in his excitement.

How do you open this thing?

Or how many people are needed to drive this thing?

"Well, judging from your expression, you obviously realize the problem, Caesar."

Si Wang waved at Bina, signaling him to stop pretending to be a large lamp, then turned around and smiled at Caesar, "Now this thing can only be said to be a carrot hanging in front of a stupid donkey's mouth. Why, do you want to try to see if you can bite it?"

"..."

Caesar looked away unwillingly. The feeling of being within reach yet out of reach was really torturous. He couldn't help but look at Si Wang, "Si Wang, you have so many secrets hidden. Don't you have any way to solve them?"

Si Wang smiled and nodded, "Of course."

"…Did I hear that correctly?"

It was just a casual complaint, but he didn't expect to receive an unexpected answer. Caesar widened his eyes in disbelief, "You said you have a solution?!"

"Yes, I do, but..." Si Wang pressed the nail of his thumb against the tip of his little finger, "I need a little help from you."

Caesar was stunned for a moment, "I help? How can I help?"

He just couldn't figure out where his contribution was needed.

"Help me, or rather Bina, to start a waste recycling and construction company."

Si Wang pointed at the giant snake that was steaming all over due to the power it had just accumulated, and said with a smile, "It is responsible for recycling all the buildings, vehicles, weapons and other things that were scrapped in the firefights across Kivotos, and then remelting them into new ones and selling them to them."

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