Da da da da da!

"Hahahahaha!"

[Alley Monster] The boss laughed wildly and pulled the trigger. Fire spurted out of the muzzle of the gun. Countless bullets penetrated the smoke, leaving long and narrow passages and shooting randomly, "Die!"

Si Wang glanced sideways at the girl whose mouth was almost stretched to her ears.

Compared to the reluctant look before, how come he suddenly smiled so healthily?

"Ow!"

"It hurts! My butt! No! My new skirt!"

"My cell phone! I'm going to fight you!"

The next second, a row of bullets reflected from the smoke. Windows were broken, walls were pierced, and sawdust mixed with lime merged into the smoke, making the scene even more chaotic.

Some of the bullets even hit the buttocks of the friendly soldiers in front of them, triggering louder howls and more bullets, making this narrow corridor even more chaotic.

"Oh my god, I haven't had such excitement in a long time!"

【Alley Monster】 The boss retreated to the stairs, the flush of excitement on her face not yet completely faded. She stood on tiptoe and patted Si Wang's shoulder who was also leaning against the wall at the stairs, "Since I just had such a good time, I won't mind you playing tricks on me earlier."

Si Wang shrugged and said with a smile, "Thank you then."

"Stop! Stop! All of you stop it! Don't you realize that those we're hitting are friendly forces!"

The words that Nyanda Masamune screamed out at the top of his lungs were almost instantly drowned out by the roar of gunfire and bullets, but there was still a not-so-clear but faintly audible sound that drifted to the ears of Si Wang who was chatting with the boss of [Alley Monster].

"I know you are from the Alley Monster! I know we didn't reach an agreement on the previous commission! But we can talk it over, we can talk it over!"

Nyanko Masamune was lying in the corner, his limbs curled up, his two cat ears pressed tightly against the back of his head like airplane wings.

A stray bullet grazed his scalp and hit the wall beside him. A large cloud of dust splashed up from the bullet hole and slowly fell on his head.

As a result, Nyanita Masamune's whole body shrank even tighter, and from a distance he looked like a piece of yellow-brown bread.

He held his head and tried to shout louder, "If you are willing to give up the attack, I can redraft a contract with you, and this time I will definitely make sure you are satisfied!"

Chapter 36 Si Wang: Meowda Masamune, I’m here to negotiate

"Well, really? Will you really redraft a contract that will satisfy us?"

Si Wang casually responded to Nyanko Masamune's shouting while pulling out the pin of the fog bomb. He stared carefully at the wall in front of him, and after some simple geometric theorem calculations and the application of Newton's third law.

Of course, a little help from the [Scarab] lying on the ceiling is also needed.

Si Wang threw the smoke bomb in his hand at the wall in front of him, "I don't believe it unless you send the new contract to our boss's email first."

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

After bouncing back and forth between the wall, window sill and floor for several times, the smoke bomb thrown by Si Wang happened to land on the feet of several "Street Ghosts" thugs who had just rushed into the smoke area, choking and crying, and had no time to catch their breath.

A gangster looked at the smoke bomb that hit the tip of his shoe, and the relief of escaping death and the horror of falling into a wolf's den on his face instantly twisted together and turned into a curse that he blurted out.

"I C..."

laugh--

The thick smoke, like a solid substance, filled the gangsters' mouths in the blink of an eye, blocking the rest of their friendly greetings back into their stomachs.

"Cough cough cough cough!"

There was another series of violent coughs and abrupt curses. Just by hearing the sound, Nyanta Masamune immediately reacted. The first wave of [Street Ghosts] rushing out probably fell into the opponent's trap again and could not save themselves.

How on earth was it that the other side was able to accurately attack only its own people in such a chaotic situation without accidentally hurting friendly forces?

[Street Demons] These guys are so useless! They didn't even notice that a large group of people had touched their butts!

Because the situation at the scene was too chaotic and the sound of gunfire never stopped, Nyanhada Masamune still believed that [Alley Monsters] had sent several teams to surround him.

"Okay, okay, I'll send you the new contract right away! Right away!"

In his heart, he angrily complained about the unreliability of "Street Ghosts", while at the same time, he tried hard to keep his eyes open wide because they were tearing up from the smoke, and his cat's paws kept tapping on the screen of his mobile phone.

"The new contract has been sent to your boss! It's the same email address I used to communicate with her earlier!"

Nyankoda Masamune hit the [Send] button heavily and shouted loudly. He swore that if the other party really dared to cease fire, he would definitely wait until [Street Ghosts] finished dealing with the harassment outside and came back, and then give the other party a good beating!

When he was planning to hire the "Alley Monsters" in the early stage, he did some research and found that the "Alley Monsters" only had about sixty people at most.

If there were a dozen or even twenty people blocking him here, the number of "alley monsters" harassing him would be no more than forty at most.

Therefore, he just needs to drag it out, and he will win until the end!

Thinking of this, an inexplicable sense of confidence surged from the bottom of his heart. Suddenly, Nyankoda Masamune no longer felt sore in his waist, his legs no longer hurt, and even his ears were no longer broken.

He coughed twice to clear his throat, and said loudly, "If your boss is here, please ask her to take a look. The conditions are absolutely generous!"

"Wow, this is really a good offer!"

[Alley Monster] The boss opened the email, and when he saw the string of zeros on the screen, he suddenly felt dizzy. He looked at Si Wang with shining eyes, and felt like rushing out to shake hands with Miaoda Masamune and make peace. "Why don't we just agree to him!"

"Haha, we mobilized so many people and spent so much energy, but he, the president of such a big chamber of commerce, only gave such a small amount of money to send away beggars."

Si Wang glanced at the six zeros after the 1 on the screen and sneered, "Just wait and see my performance."

After that, without giving the boss of Alley Monsters any chance to react, Si Wang turned his head and roared angrily towards the corridor, "Meow Tenwan! You are done! You only gave such a small amount of money to fool our boss! Our boss is very angry now, and swears to pull out all your cat hair to make insoles!"

"!!!"

Nyankoda Masamune shuddered, and all the cat hair on his body stood up. He quickly added two [1] after [0] and sent it again, "Sorry, sorry! I accidentally sent it to the wrong person. The contract I just sent was prepared for our Chamber of Commerce staff. The one I'm sending now is the contract specially prepared for your boss!"

Looking at the small black words [100] on the employment amount in the contract, the boss of [Alley Monsters] was stunned. He looked at Si Wang tremblingly and was so excited that he couldn't even speak.

Si Wang patted the shoulder of the leader of "Alley Monsters" and showed an expression that said "Don't worry, I'll take care of everything."

[Alley Monster] What else can the boss say? He can only nod his head madly in excitement.

"Well, our boss is barely satisfied with the contract you just sent. She said that she won't have to pluck your cat hair later, but will just beat you up and let the matter go."

After dealing with the Alley Monster boss who was still daydreaming, Si Wang turned to Masamune Nyanko and shouted, "Now you can tell those idiots under your command to stop firing. Stop wasting bullets. Let's talk face to face."

"Okay, okay, let's talk face to face, it's better to talk face to face!"

Listening to Si Wang's arrogant speech, Miaoda Zhengzong's teeth were almost broken, but he still pulled out a few dry laughs from his throat, echoing Si Wang's speech, and turned around and roared as if he had changed his face, "So you guys haven't heard it yet! Stop firing! My bullets also cost money!"

Ten minutes later, in a corridor that was full of bullet casings and holes and looked shaky, Si Wang, with the boss of the Alley Monsters who was following him like a younger brother, walked up to Nyanda Masamune and his group, who looked disheveled and looked like they had just emerged from a boiler room.

"What your boss meant by wanting to talk is that he doesn't show up himself, but sends two of his younger brothers to talk to me?"

Miaoda Masamune frowned and stared at Si Wang, his eyes revealing a hint of disappointment. He wanted to take advantage of the interview to take down the leader of [Alley Monster], "Aren't you looking down on me too much, or... do you want to take this opportunity to ambush us again?"

Who are you calling little brother?!

The boss of [Alley Monsters] who was following behind Si Wang became furious when he heard this and wanted to attack immediately, but when he thought about the eight zeros on the contract and Si Wang's promise to listen to him, he thought about the possibility of more zeros being added later.

She gritted her teeth and endured it.

"Haha, President Meowtenmaru, I'm afraid what you say is what you think in your heart."

Si Wang smiled disapprovingly and pointed at the ceiling above his head. "I heard that you recently hired a very powerful ninja, why don't you see her? Did you order her to lurk above us and take the opportunity to attack our boss?"

Chapter 37: Kuda Izuna: I have jade syndrome

"Ninja, hehe, ninja!"

When he heard Si Wang bring up the topic of ninjas, Miaoda Masamune felt a surge of resentment rushing to his head, and couldn't help but sneer twice, "There are no ninjas now!"

"how?"

Si Wang glanced at the ceiling above his head, deliberately showing a curious look, and guided the direction of the topic, "Didn't that guy cause a lot of trouble to the [Celebration Operation Management Department] before? He was quite powerful, right? How come he suddenly disappeared? Didn't they agree on the price?"

Hearing that her lord suddenly started talking about her own topic with Lord Nyanmaru, Hisata Izuna, who was lying behind the ceiling, immediately stood up her fox ears and listened attentively.

"Izuna... that little girl who calls herself a ninja, has really helped me a lot. She is worth dozens of Street Demons alone. And if you play the ninja game with her, she will work hard as hard as if she had been injected with chicken blood. The hiring fee is also scary..."

"But those cheap guys are simply unreliable at critical moments!"

Nyankoda Masamune had been holding a lot of anger in his heart for a long time, and taking the opportunity when Si Wang brought up this topic, he did not hesitate to pour out all his resentment, spraying venom wantonly.

"He said some boring and childish jokes like [Izuna seems to have met his destined lord], [A lord worthy of Izuna's lifelong loyalty has appeared], and then he disappeared in the middle of the mission again and again. If that guy was here now, would you still want to get close to me tonight? Humph!"

Nyankoda Masamune crossed his arms across his chest, tilted his neck and looked down at Si Wang with contempt; the unspoken meaning in his words was crystal clear.

"You can actually hire such a cheap and powerful person just by playing the ninja house game?"

Si Wang held the shoulders of the boss of the Alley Monster who was about to get angry, and showed a curious look, "Tell me in detail, I will try it next time I have a chance."

"It's a very childish game that only five or six-year-olds would play."

Although Masamune Nyanko didn't understand why Si Wang kept talking about Hisata Izuna and even looked very interested, in order to delay time and also to vent the frustration he felt at Si Wang in another way, he confessed his feelings without hesitation.

"I imagined myself to be a ninja in a comic book or cartoon, muttering things like "I must obey my employer's orders", "I will do anything as long as it is an order, this is my ninja way", "A ninja is to lurk in the shadows and clear the way for the employer". I don't know where I saw these childish lines, which made it very difficult for me to hold back my laughter every time."

Nyankoda Masamune couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth, revealing an extremely dazzling smile, "But every time I play ninja games with her, she is full of energy and shouts "As a ninja, I will go all out", even I can't help but laugh out loud."

"Hahahahaha!"

!!!

Hisada Izuna was like a little fox whose tail was suddenly caught, and her whole body froze.

Although she had had a premonition in her heart long before she met Lady Shizuko, long before she talked with the teacher, and long before she came here.

But Kusada Izuna still had a glimmer of hope in her heart.

Just in case, just in case, just in case…

What if Lord Meowtenmaru really just misunderstood and meant well but ended up with a nasty result?

However, when Meowtenmaru, who had repeatedly said "for the celebration", "for the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons", "believe in her", and "trust her", personally pierced this thin layer of luck...

At this moment, Hisada Izuna still felt as if she had fallen into an ice cellar. The biting cold seeped into her limbs and bones like a sea tide, engulfing her internal organs, and her body trembled uncontrollably.

The girl opened and closed her mouth for a long time, but in the end she couldn't utter a single word.

Master Meowtenmaru clearly said that he would believe in Izuna, and believed that Izuna would find a lord worthy of devoting his life to through his hard work as a ninja...

Hisada Izuna hugged her tail tightly, buried her head in the narrow gap formed by her arms and knees, and curled up in the corner of the ceiling.

Actually… Actually… Actually, they were all lies to deceive Izuna…

Hisada Izuna's tail was wrapped tighter around her, covering most of her body.

Izuna...as expected...I was deceived...ah...

……

No, I arranged for you to fight side by side with the [Celebration Operation Management Department], asked Tiandi Niya to take you to get to know He and Shizuko, and spent an entire afternoon giving you psychological counseling. In order to avoid any accidents, I even almost explicitly talked to you about Meow Tenmaru before I left...

Why are you still shutting yourself up like an unprepared elementary school student, Izuna-san? !

With the help of the perspective of the [Scarab], Si Wang could see the current appearance of Hisata Izuna clearly, and he rubbed his temples with a headache.

Although you are only fifteen years old now, Izuna-san...

But when I was thirteen years old, your teacher was tricked into doing an extra winter vacation homework...

It seems like I was only depressed until the first physical education class in the afternoon...

"That's it."

In the brief moment when Si Wang was distracted, the little thug from Street Demon next to Masamune Nyanko also laughed, "It's really funny that you still believe in ninjas in cartoons at this age."

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

The hooligans on the other side also echoed, "I was trying to hold back my laughter and almost got hurt!"

"Ah, anyway, that kid who plays ninja house games is a convenient, cheap, and useful thing."

Amidst the laughter, Nyanta Masamune made a cheerful summary, "Although he failed miserably in the end, he did help me a lot in the early stages. Overall, he's a cheap, childish, and easy-to-fool guy, hahahaha!"

Stop laughing. If you keep laughing, the little guy upstairs will bury himself in his tail.

I still took things for granted.

Si Wang sighed.

Although the students of Kivotos have amazing physical fitness, psychologically... it seems that not every student is as strong as Hoshino Takanashi and the others, able to face the bloody... no, it can't even be considered bloody, it can only be said to be a somewhat cold reality.

Then turn the steering wheel and try another direction.

The laughter of Masamune Nyanko and the gangsters seemed like a breeze to Si Wang, which seemed to hurt Hisata Izuna deeply. Coupled with the girl's current autistic status, Si Wang had to change his strategy and turn his previous plan to another more gentle direction.

After organizing his thoughts, Si Wang cleared his throat and asked in a voice that even Kusada Izuna, who was huddled in the corner of the ceiling with her head buried in her arms, could hear.

"So is this how you guys see that little ninja's dream?"

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