Kivotos, I was deeply shocked!
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Tian Yu Azi hesitated for a moment, but finally spoke out her inner guess, "I think the [Hot Spring Development Department]...may know the chairman's strength better than us."
“…This is what they call a bank robber knowing the police’s schedule better than the bank does, right?”
How many beatings did Tian Yu Yazi have to receive for him to dare to make such a judgment?
Si Wang sighed silently in his heart and pressed a number on his phone screen that he had been waiting for a long time. "Thank you for your help, classmate Yazi."
Chapter 84: Kasumi Kinuagawa: I’m not good!
"Ahahahaha, this is Kasumi Kinugawa from the Hot Spring Development Department. Did you discover some valuable spring?! Or do you want to entrust us with the development of a hot spring?!"
When the familiar and headache-inducing laughter came from the teacher's cell phone, Tian Yu Azi frowned unconsciously, and Yin Jing Iori subconsciously tightened the handle of the weapon in his arms.
But the girl on the other end of the phone couldn't see it. Even if she did, she probably wouldn't care about this little episode. She continued to promote herself enthusiastically, "No matter which one it is, leave it to us with confidence! Even if it's buried three thousand feet underground, we will definitely dig out a hot spring that will satisfy you!"
"Well, from what you said, Kasumi-san, have you guys [Hot Spring Development Department] ever been to a place a thousand meters underground?"
Si Wang pulled the phone back in and asked curiously, "Can you tell me what's three thousand feet underground?"
“Hahahahahaha, this is just momentum.”
Kasumi Kinugawa couldn't help but burst into laughter. She nonchalantly exposed her own false propaganda, "It's just like the [Givotos Conquest Plan] that [Pandemons] often talk about. It's just a slogan to inspire people."
"So this is ah."
Si Wang sighed with a hint of regret, "If you really have a drilling rig that can drill a thousand meters underground, I would really like to borrow it to broaden my horizons."
He said this sincerely, without a trace of falsehood.
At least next time when Bina forgets him underground, he won't have to walk several kilometers or even more than ten kilometers on muddy roads. Instead, he can just aim for the top of his head and drill out.
What a pity.
Si Wang couldn't help but sigh again.
"Oh? Is there really a spring vein a thousand meters underground in your place?"
Kinugawa Kasumi on the other end of the phone also became interested. She clamped her legs against the back of the sofa, lying on the sofa, looking up at the map spread out on the carpet, and asked excitedly, "As long as it is a hot spring, no matter where it is or how deep it is, we will do our best to develop it, so can you tell us where it is?"
"Ah, unfortunately, this is just a trick to attract your attention, Xia, so that you don't hang up the phone immediately. There is no actual spring vein that exists a thousand meters underground."
Si Wang shrugged, and he exposed his own lies without shame, "It's just like the slogan you used to inspire people, Xia classmate."
"Well, from your tone you don't sound like you're lying, but you did succeed in getting my attention!"
Kinugawa Kasumi laughed out loud with great joy, and she sat up straight with a whoosh. Her tail with the Gehenna armband hanging on it swung back and forth as its owner was in a happy mood.
"Since we are getting along so well, I am willing to help you a little, even if it is not to develop hot springs."
"Really? That's great. I was really worried that Xia would hang up on me when I was halfway through my conversation."
Si Wang seemed to breathe a sigh of relief and said politely, "Then I'm really asking?"
"Hehehe, don't underestimate me!"
Kinugawa Kasumi crossed her bare legs, and the black and red slippers hung on the tip of her big toe, wiggling up and down. "If you have any requests, just say it boldly!"
"I feel relieved with what Kasumi-san said."
Si Wang flipped open the A4 paper printed with the rectification suggestions of the Ten Thousand Demons Hall, and read it seriously, "According to the request of Zao Iroha, the financial audit specialist of the Ten Thousand Demons Hall, and his counterpart Danka Ibuki at 95: this afternoon, the Discipline Committee will conduct a comprehensive investigation of more than related issues such as the maintenance of the bulletin boards and snacks in the tea room of each club within seven working days. Clubs that fail to meet the requirements of the notice will face a penalty of deducting up to % of the club funds."
"???"
The slippers that were being held on my toes suddenly flew out without me being able to control their strength and hit the coffee table.
Three question marks appeared above Kinugawa Kasumi's head. "What?"
"Hey, what I said was actually very unclear?"
Si Wang carefully recalled his words and changed them to a more understandable one. "I have a list of about 300 items to be rectified. If Xia-san cannot complete the rectification according to the details on the list within seven days, then Hina-san will come over to help you with the rectification."
"wrong!"
Hearing the word "Hina", Kasumi Kinugawa shuddered. She didn't even bother to pick up the slippers that flew onto the coffee table. She sat up straight subconsciously, and her brows knitted unconsciously. "The "Paradise" has always only targeted your "Discipline Committee". Even if they really came to check that announcement this afternoon, they would only ask your "Discipline Committee" to make corrections. It is impossible for them to ask all the clubs in Gehenna to make corrections together!"
This is a matter of life and death, and more importantly, it concerns Hina Sorasaki who might come to the door on her own initiative. Kinugawa Kasumi's brain is working at an unprecedented high frequency, and she instantly grasps the key point of the problem, "You are deliberately expanding the scope of the attack and deliberately dragging us into the water. This is definitely not Hina's style!"
"who are you!?"
Hearing the serious tone from the other side, Tian Yu Ako and Yin Jing Iori looked at each other and showed strange expressions.
In the past, they would listen to the laughter from the other side and show serious expressions, but they didn't expect that today it would be the other way around...
See you soon.
"First, the [Palace of Ten Thousand Demons] did not specify the specific rectification unit, but only asked the [Discipline Committee] to rectify according to the notice. Therefore, the [Discipline Committee] did not deliberately expand the scope of the crackdown, nor did it deliberately drag the [Hot Spring Development Department] into the water. At most, it can only be said that the scope of the crackdown was redefined."
Si Wang patiently explained one by one to the other party, "Second, I am Xia Lai's teacher, and I am currently serving as the acting chairman of the Discipline Committee."
"…Acting Chairman, Chairman Hinai will never agree to your plan of deliberately creating chaos to achieve your goal."
Outrageous!
It's outrageous!
Kinugawa Kasumi felt itchy all over and couldn't help but complain about herself in her heart.
I never thought that one day I would call Sorasaki Hina "Chairman Hina" and have to rely on her for protection.
I guess I haven't woken up yet.
"Please rest assured about this, Kasumi-san. Since you know Hinata-san so well, you must know that Hinata-san is a person who strictly follows the rules and regulations."
Si Wang tried to calm Kinugawa Kasumi's emotions and prevent her from taking any chances. "Hina-san is on vacation now. I'm in charge of the relevant documents review and approval. So we just need to issue a notice in the name of the Discipline Committee to finalize the matter. Even if Hina-san gets angry after knowing this, she will probably get angry after she has fulfilled her duties."
"……I said."
After a brief silence, a suspicious voice suddenly came from the phone, "You explained the whole story so clearly. Could it be that you deliberately let me know about this from the beginning, teacher?"
Chapter 85: Souzaki Hina Said
"Of course I said that on purpose for you to hear, Kasumi-san."
Si Wang lay back, and the office chair spun backwards in circles due to the inertia of his body, moving a short distance.
The chandelier on the ceiling was spinning overhead. Si Wang blinked and silently counted the shadows swaying on the edge of the chandelier. "Although the [Hot Spring Development Department] led by you, Xia, is no different from terrorists, you are still a student after all, and I am still a teacher. Rather than giving you a lecture, it is more important to let you know where you are wrong, even if you don't care where you are wrong."
"Hehehe, I never thought that one day I would be let off the hook just because of my identity as a student."
Kinugawa Kasumi was not angry at all. Instead, she laughed with interest, "You really underestimated me, teacher!"
"Well, I'm used to the fact that every time I speak the truth, it will be over-interpreted."
Si Wang stopped the office chair that was spinning slower and slower and sighed, "So what is Xia going to do when she is looked down upon?"
"Of course I'll send the recording of our previous conversation to Hinata!"
Kinugawa Kasumi laughed and pressed the recorder hidden in her sleeve.
After a burst of noisy noise, the red light on the pen cap turned green. The sound was slightly distorted, but I could still tell whose voice was coming from the recorder.
[Kinugawa Kasumi: Who are you?! ]
[First, the Pantheon did not specify the specific rectification unit, but]
Si Wang's voice introducing himself came out slowly.
"Hahahaha, what do you think, teacher!"
Kinugawa Kasumi put one hand on her waist and raised her nose in triumph. "As long as I send this recording to Hina who is on vacation somewhere, she will definitely rush back to Gehenna immediately. I'm afraid your position as acting chairman will come to an end."
Oh, what a pity.
It would have been nice if I had received the news that Hinata was going on vacation sooner.
Although Kasumi Kinugawa was laughing out loud, she felt so regretful that her heart was about to bleed.
Seven days, seven days!
How many hot springs can I dig in seven days!
I actually buried him with my own hands...
Kasumi Kinugawa quickly regained her spirit. After all, it was better to lose the battle than to lose the fight. Since she had already lost the substance, she had to at least save her face.
"How is it, teacher~"
Kinugawa Kasumi's tail swung back and forth excitedly. She couldn't help but teased Si Wang, "Then it will be your turn to figure out how to deal with Hinata~"
"Hehehe, that's where you got it wrong, Kasumi-san."
Si Wang was not frightened by the recorder that Kinugawa Kasumi suddenly took out. Instead, he laughed along with her, "It's actually very simple to solve the problem on Hina-san's side. There's no need to use any method at all."
"Ah?"
Kinugawa Kasumi's laughter suddenly stopped. She tilted her head and explained to Si Wang in a not-so-kind way, "Teacher, don't be fooled by Hina's chubby face. If she gets serious, she'll be more rigid than an old man who's about to be buried."
"Please rest assured about this, Kasumi-san."
Si Wang glanced at the recorder on the table that was working normally, and nodded with satisfaction. "Then I will hug Hinata-san's thighs and beg her at the top of my lungs with tears streaming down my face not to come back, and just pretend that I don't know about this matter. I believe that Hinata-san is kind-hearted, and she will definitely not have the heart to see an adult lose face like this in front of her."
"..."
"???"
"!!!"
Kinugawa Kasumi was stunned.
Kasumi Kinu River was struck by lightning.
Kinugawa Kasumi was at a loss.
"Oh, by the way, if you add the recording you sent to Hina, maybe Hina will be able to appreciate my efforts and forbearance. If she can't bear it, she might ignore those messy rules and shoot you all?"
Si Wang seemed to suddenly remember something interesting and couldn't help laughing, "Based on what Xia has known about Hinai over the years, do you think what the teacher said above is possible?"
What is the possibility of realization?
This is what is bound to happen!!!
Taking Kinugawa Kasumi's experience of being hung on a tree, beaten against a wall, and pinned to the ground by Sorasaki Hina over the years as an example.
If she really sent the recording file to Sorasaki Hina, and the teacher on the other end of the phone really hugged Sorasaki Hina's thighs and cried, her death would be even more miserable than what Si Wang described.
It's so miserable that it needs mosaic!
"...Teacher, where is your previous demeanor of planning and winning battles from afar? Why did you suddenly switch to the clinging mode?"
After coming to her senses, Kasumi Kinugawa did not mention the recorder at all. Instead, she gave her earnest advice, "If I knew you were such a big shot! Even if you can't be perfect, you should at least set an example. How can you ask for help whenever you encounter a little difficulty? Use your smart brain more~"
"Hey, Xia, you are still too young and too naive to understand the sufferings of adults."
Si Wang sighed deeply, "Teacher, I have come a long way in the past twenty or thirty years. I have worked overtime and lost my hair. I have a lot of health problems. The balance in my credit card is cleaner than my face. The only truth I have learned is that sitting is more comfortable than standing, lying is more comfortable than sitting, and it would be even more comfortable if someone could feed you."
"..."
Hearing such a heartfelt declaration of giving up on someone else on the phone, Kasumi Kinuagawa's mouth twitched, and she didn't know what to say for a moment.
What a turn of events.
The girl scratched her cheek with her index finger and felt a sharp pain in her head.
In the past, I always left others speechless with my own arguments, and others were even more helpless than me.
I didn't expect that today it would be my turn to taste this unspeakable bitter feeling.
"Teacher, how can you proudly call yourself a teacher in the future? You need to stand up straight!"
Kinugawa Kasumi was very disappointed with Si Wang and tried to awaken his possible self-esteem, "Look at your colleagues around you. Is there any teacher who needs students to solve problems for you?"
"It's no use standing up."
Si Wang shook his head and sighed, "Anyway, Hina-san has done the best she can, so I might as well just pick up what's already there. At least it will save trouble for myself and Hina-san."
"But Hinata is the head of the Discipline Committee of Gehenna after all!"
Kinugawa Kasumi tried hard to find every opportunity to attack Si Wang's self-esteem, and persuaded him earnestly, "Can you call Hina when you encounter trouble in other academies in the future?"
"Yes, why not?"
Si Wang put the phone to his ear and nodded as a matter of course, "Isn't Hina-san on vacation at [Xia Lai] and on duty now?"
Kinugawa Kasumi: “…”
Chapter 86: Kasumi Kinuagawa: Come to deceive, come to attack by surprise!
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