Uma Musume, do I have to tell you that I know how to use the Santa Hat special move?

At this moment, she also felt a dull pain in her back.

After all, no matter how light Mi Yu is, she is still a horse racing girl.

"I'll check this horse girl's ankle first, then I'll come check on your injury."

The nurse on duty in the emergency room had just heard the two people arguing over who was vying to treat the other first, and she knew the general situation.

However, as a hired medical staff of Tresen College, her first choice is of course to check the more critical athlete's ankle to avoid affecting the other party's future life.

The female doctor has big wavy golden hair and doesn't look very old.

She frantically searched the emergency room for a while before she put the gauze, medicated wine and other medical equipment into a tray and brought it over.

Stardust Illusion sat behind him, watching the nurse's unfamiliar movements and her slightly trembling body.

Could he be a newbie?

"You may have to wait for a while. The doctor on duty is now giving emergency treatment to another patient with a broken leg."

The nurse explained, then placed the tray in front of Mi Yu and squatted down.

The nurse took off the girl Mi Yu's shoes and socks again. She rolled up her trouser legs, during which her fingers inevitably touched the swollen area.

Mi Yu immediately took a breath of cold air, but still forced himself to hold it back so as not to affect the other party's actions.

"Did you sprain it while running? Will it hurt if I press it like this?"

The nurse asked Mi Yu to cooperate with the examination, and then nodded:

"It looks like it was treated in time to prevent the injury from further spreading. I'll do some treatment."

Having said that, the nurse suddenly stood up and walked out the door:

"Wait a moment, I'll go get the treatment equipment."

If it's just a sprain, what kind of treatment equipment is needed?

Stardust Illusion was a little confused and just watched the nurse walk out of the room.

As the emergency room is used by doctors for comprehensive diagnosis and treatment, there are naturally floor-to-ceiling mirrors.

Stardust Illusion thought for a moment, and didn't want to wait, so he simply stood up and walked to the mirror.

She unbuttoned her sportswear, lifted up her long-sleeved T-shirt, and turned her back to the mirror to look at the marks of the fall.

In the mirror, there was a large bruise on Stardust Illusion's back. She looked at the scene and shook her head.

If an ordinary person were to endure a fall of this magnitude, it would not be impossible for him to break bones.

(Fortunately, I have the power of the system to protect me, so even if this happens, I can just take a nap and it will be fine.)

Stardust Illusion thought smugly in his mind.

However, after putting his clothes back on, Stardust Illusion happened to meet Mi Yu's eyes.

She sat on the examination bed, one bare foot hanging in the air, her body trembling slightly.

Seeing that tears were about to well up in Mi Yu's eyes again, Stardust Illusion finally reacted.

If Mi Yu saw me doing this, the girl would definitely feel even more guilty.

Damn it, I finally managed to coax her into submission... I have to find a way to divert her attention!

So the Stardust Illusion immediately used its amazing wisdom to try to find a topic.

Let’s talk about running?

Can you tell me which ramen restaurant nearby offers free refills?

Or should I talk to Mi Yu about the matter of the Emperor of the East China Sea?

None of them are very good... Is there any more suitable topic for me to start?

At this moment, the eyes of the Stardust Illusion gradually began to become confused.

All the complicated thoughts in her mind were swept away, and her heart turned into a mirror that reflected a majestic figure.

Clear Mind, a mind as clear as a mirror and still water!

What appeared before Stardust Illusion was the powerful symbol of Rudolf.

Come on, Rudolph!

Let us be in tune here!!!

In my mind, a notebook with a blurry cover flashed across my mind...

Hey, there it is!

The Stardust Illusion opened his mouth and said to Mi Yu in front of him:

"Mi Yu, let me ask you a question."

"What...what?" Mi Yu was a little nervous.

"Do you know which student in Tresen College is the most unreliable?"

Stardust Illusion held up a finger and asked with a serious expression.

"Is it a rice bath...?"

Hearing such a question, Mi Yu's eyes, which had just been filled with mist, were instantly filled with tears.

"Ah, wait, that's not what I meant." Stardust Illusion was in a panic. He wanted to go over and wipe away her tears, but felt it was a bit inappropriate.

In the end, he could only grit his teeth and explained without caring about keeping the secret:

"It's Miura Bourbon."

"Eh? Why?"

Mi Yu tilted her head again, and when she heard that he was not blaming her, she felt a little relieved.

"Look, Miura Bourbon... it's just Bourbon."

Stardust Illusion looked smug.

This is the joke I read from the secret book that Qicao gave me last time: "A Collection of Selected Jokes about Rudolph's Symbols! (Handwritten Version)".

You have to know that this notebook made Stardust Illusion laugh so hard that he couldn't sleep for several nights after reading it.

How about it!

I will definitely not disappoint you with my unique skills inherited from the Emperor of Tresen College.

Rice bath, this is my specialty!

Look closely -

But he found that Mi Yu was looking at him with a confused expression:

"So, what happened to Bourbon-san?"

she asked.

Stardust Illusion was stunned: "Huh?"

Impossible, impossible, impossible!

Mi...Mi Yu, my joke is so brilliant, why...why...

Gua! ! !

Seeing Stardust Illusion's exaggerated expression of shock, Mi Yu seemed to realize something.

She recalled the first time she met the student union president after being admitted.

At that time, Rudolf also said something incomprehensible to her:

[Do you know who was left behind to provide autographed photos to fans after my victory at the Arima Kinen performance? ]

[Haha, it’s Representative Qianming! ]

Although Mi Yu didn't understand what it meant at that time, looking at Rudolph's lost expression, the Qi Trough standing behind her silently said to Mi Yu with her mouth:

【X, I, A, O! 】

"Now Mi Yu...should I laugh?"

she asked cautiously.

“Ahhh!!”

These words undoubtedly stabbed Stardust Illusion in the heart again.

What is more painful than not being understood by others is...

Not only does the other person not understand your joke, but they even laugh with you out of sympathy.

"Gu, kill me!"

Stardust Illusion screamed, covered his neck with his hands, and slowly fell limply on another bed, his body twitching from time to time.

"Pfft hahaha..."

Looking at her funny performance, Mi Yu really couldn't help laughing this time, with tears still in his eyes.

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Tutu was killed by Shen He (

Chapter 135: Get away, quack doctor!

"Ah, you laughed!"

Stardust Illusion rolled over on the bed, lying on his side facing Mi Yu, with one hand supporting his ear.

She looked at Mi Yu who was smiling and nodded with satisfaction.

"As expected of my brother..."

Only then did Mi Yu realize that Stardust Illusion's series of performances were all meant to amuse him, and he couldn't help but feel even more moved.

Just as she was about to continue speaking, the nurse who had just gone to get the equipment pushed the door open and walked in again.

She saw the Stardust Illusion sleeping at the moment and smiled mysteriously:

"Okay, shall we start treating both of you now?"

Stardust Illusion looked at the wooden box in the nurse's hand and felt a little strange.

Didn't she go to get medicine? What's in this box?

This black wooden box is full of simplicity and has gold-plated patterns carved on it...

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a medical device that can be used in an emergency.

"Come on, stretch your legs a little forward."

The blonde nurse squatted in front of the rice bath, gently holding her smooth and slender feet with one hand and opening the box with the other hand.

In that box, there were three-edged needles of terrifying length, each as big as a thin bamboo stick.

When Stardust Illusion saw the scene at this moment, he inexplicably felt that it looked familiar.

Come to think of it, I really didn't recognize this woman when she took off her mask...

Isn’t she the quack doctor An Xinze Ci Ci Mei?

Then this item is... my super, Sasa needle treatment!!!

In her sight, the nurse had already pulled out a three-edged needle from the box and stabbed it into Mi Yu's ankle.

--no.

boom!

The Stardust Illusion suddenly appeared in front of Mi Yu from the hospital bed. She grasped the wrist of the female nurse in front of her with one hand and pulled the needle away forcibly.

"What do you want to do, guy?"

Stardust Illusion asked with a stern look on his face.

"I'm just treating her, right?"

Even when a horse girl of Stardust Illusion's level grabbed her wrist with all her strength, the nurse did not show any expression of pain.