Hogwarts: This Wizard Is Not Scientific

Hogwarts: This Wizard Is Not Scientific

Author: Soda bottle cap

Summary:

　How far is the end of magic from us?

Andy Collins travels to the magical world of Harry Potter and explores the path of magic from scratch.

What is the connection between mind and magic?

Where does the magic come from?

Can magic achieve true immortality?

Andy: I'm a wizard, and I think wizards should do things that are in line with their identity... Add some points!

Chapter 1 A Magical Family

"Andy, come down and eat quickly. I don't want to say it again!"

Hearing the shouting from downstairs, Andy Collins rubbed his eyes drowsily and struggled to get up from the bed.

Ottery St. Catchpole is a small village in Devon, on the banks of the River Otter, where wizards and Muggles live together.

To date, Andy has lived in this village for ten years.

Speaking of which, when Andy learned that he had traveled to the magical world of "Harry Potter", he was only surprised for a short second, and then he decisively accepted the fact that he had traveled through time.

After all, in Andy's previous life, time travel was nothing new.

It's no big deal.

"If I had known earlier, I should have memorized the entire Harry Potter book!"

This wasn't the first time Andy regretted this.

Although "Harry Potter" is a global bestseller, Andy had only heard of it but had never read it in his previous life.

After all, this is a foreign novel.

As for the Harry Potter films…

Well, Andy had only seen the first movie.

When Andy saw that the movie's villain Quirrell could ignite a fire by snapping his fingers, but chose to strangle Harry Potter to death with his hands, he felt that his IQ was greatly insulted.

Was it the director's brain that was kicked by a donkey, or was it Quirrell's brain that was caught by a door?

Andy still hasn't figured out this problem.

Is this really the giant monster’s brain?

And what on earth was Quirrell thinking when he thought that Harry Potter would die if he fell from his broomstick?

Did Voldemort really eat his brain?

And the movie’s mind-blowing plot doesn’t end there.

"Hey!"

Andy sighed.

Today, it's too late to say anything.

Deng Deng Deng!

Andy trotted down the stairs and stopped when he passed the mirror.

His fluffy brown curly hair was a little messy, and his royal blue eyes were still a little sleepy. He rubbed his face, and thought, "Well, today is another handsome day."

"So lazy!" Isabel Collins, who had been sitting in a chair waiting for dinner, stuck out her tongue at Andy.

boom!

After tapping the little girl's head, Andy sat opposite Isabel, yawning, and said lazily, "All you do is eat. When you become fat as a ball, I can push you to go to Hogwarts to study."

"You are fat as a ball!"

The little girl glared at Andy fiercely, then turned to Helen Collins and complained: "Mom, Andy bullied me again."

"Then you'll beat him to death!"

Helen said unhappily, waved her wand, and the prepared food flew into the air, automatically plated, and landed steadily on the dining table.

"Dad, what's the news today?" Andy asked Kyle Collins.

Kyle put the Daily Prophet aside and said excitedly, "The newspaper said that the Boy Who Lived—Harry Potter—will also go to school this year, in the same class as you."

Ok!

When Andy was one year old, he returned to England with his family and lived here for ten years. Andy fully understood how famous Harry Potter was.

In the words of the previous life, that is leaving a name in history.

And all this is just because of one man - Voldemort!

In Andy's previous life, many "Harry Potter" fans said that Voldemort was not as good as the first generation Dark Lord Gellert Grindelwald.

Voldemort was a terrorist at best.

However, it is precisely because Voldemort is a terrorist that the fear he brings to the wizarding world surpasses Grindelwald.

It's like people are afraid of Voldemort but not Dumbledore who is stronger than him.

"Great, I'll wait..."

Isabel counted on her fingers, one, two, three...

Then he said with some dissatisfaction: "I have to wait six years before I can go to school. By then, Harry Potter will be graduating soon."

"Andy, can you help me get an autograph from Harry Potter?" Isabel looked at Andy with bright eyes.

You want me to ask an eleven-year-old for an autograph?

Don’t I have any shame?

"Only the signature you ask for is meaningful!"

Andy said unhappily: "When you go to school, Harry Potter will be in seventh grade..."

At this point, Andy suddenly realized something.

It was miserable to enter school with Harry Potter, after all, it was a troubled seven years. But if he entered school when Harry Potter was in seventh grade, he would probably have to fight Voldemort as soon as he entered school.

Can first-year Isabel defeat Voldemort's minions?

I heard that the final battle will take place in Hogwarts.

Poor little girl.

Andy scratched his head and didn't take it to heart.

As survivors of the last wizarding war, Mom Helen and Dad Kyle have their own way of survival.

When Voldemort was at the height of his power, Andy happened to be lying in his crib and witnessed everything.

The family were not in Devon at the time but in a house in France.

According to Kyle, his mission was to persuade the French Ministry of Magic to send Aurors to support the war in the British wizarding world.

At that time, Kyle had just graduated and was not yet an employee of the British Ministry of Magic, but when he got in touch with a distant relative who held a high position in the French Ministry of Magic, he became an employee of the Department of International Magical Cooperation of the British Ministry of Magic.

He stayed there until the end of the war.

And I have been doing this job until today, more than ten years later.

His current boss is Barty Crouch.

If Voldemort returned, Andy would probably be left at Hogwarts—there was Dumbledore after all—but Kyle and Helen would definitely run off to France with Isabel.

Well... after all, there is a magic school in France, which is a perfect reason.

After the family had breakfast, Kyle went to work at the Ministry of Magic through the fireplace at home. Helen waved her wand, and the messy dining table was automatically tidied up. The rag was wiped back and forth on the table, and the dishes cleaned themselves in the sink.

"It's amazing!" Andy said to himself.

No matter how many times he has watched it, Andy still yearns for the magic of the Harry Potter world.

If we look at it from the perspective of power or destructiveness alone, the magic in the Harry Potter world is not actually that strong.

But if you look at it from the perspective of magic and comprehensiveness, the level of magic in this world is very high.

There are many magic books at home, and Andy has read most of them in the past few years. With the help of his parents' explanations, Andy has a general understanding of the magic in this world.

However, the magic power of little wizards under the age of eleven is not stable yet, and casting spells too early is harmful to the body, so Andy has not learned any magic so far.

"Andy, you help your sister learn to read. I have to go make a potion and cannot be disturbed."

Isabel made a face, and Helen glared at her and said, "If you don't study hard, I will give you one meal a day from now on."

"I know!" Isabel replied weakly.

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Chapter 2 Eighty percent of time travelers have

Compared to the Muggle world, education in the wizarding world seems to be stuck in the past few hundred years.

There is no primary school or university here, only the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which is equivalent to a combination of junior high school and high school, and the teaching period is only seven short years.

And the teaching level is quite worrying!

Andy Collins vaguely remembers the flying professor who couldn't even handle a flight accident when he watched the movie "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" in his previous life.

I forgot what it was called, but it was pretty good.

Children born in the wizarding world generally do not go to Muggle schools, as they think it is useless.

In the past eleven years, Mother Helen has only taught Andy to read, some simple arithmetic, and common sense about the magical world.

Apart from that, let Andy read books by himself.

Now that Isabel is old enough to read, the task of teaching her to read falls on Andy.

Who can blame Andy for always appearing to be very talented and loving learning at the same time?

Kyle and Helen have said more than once that Andy will definitely be sorted into Ravenclaw.

"Little girl, let's go!"

Patting Isabel's little head, he said, "If you don't finish today's study task, you'll probably go hungry tonight."

"Stinky Andy!"

Isabel covered her forehead and stared at Andy's back angrily. She hesitated and wanted to sneak away, but when she thought of the consequences of sneaking away, the little girl sighed and followed Andy's butt towards the study room dejectedly.

Andy's family in this life is a standard ordinary wizard family of four, living in a village where wizards and Muggles live together.

Kyle worked at the Ministry of Magic and Helen stayed at home to take care of the two children.

But she was a potion master, and she would usually brew some potions and sell them in Diagon Alley, earning more money than Kyle could earn in several months of work.

Andy sometimes helps out.

Although St. Catchpole's village is a mixed community of wizards and Muggles, the Muggles basically live together, while the wizards are scattered around the village and rarely interact with Muggles.

Kyle and Helen also strictly forbade Andy and Isabel to play with Muggle children.

The nearest wizard neighbor to Collins's house is located across two mountains.

This resulted in Andy and Isabel having almost no friends.

It wasn't until Andy grew up a little that Kyle bought him a children's version of a flying broom, so that Andy could occasionally fly to his neighbors' homes to "see the world."

Apart from that, the only time I could meet outsiders was when I went to visit Kyle and Helen's friends' homes.

In short, the little wizard's childhood was both leisurely and boring.

"Okay, I've done a good job today, so let's stop here." Andy stretched and closed the book.

Teaching children to read and write is a very tiring job, especially when the child is disobedient and often acts lazy and acts rashly.

"Andy, let's go play hide and seek!"