Hogwarts: This Wizard Is Not Scientific

To be honest, Lockhart's honors are indeed impressive.

He is the recipient of the Order of Merlin.

If this happened in the Muggle world...who would have thought that a Nobel Prize winner couldn't even solve math problems for elementary school students?

"Maybe Dumbledore was also fooled by someone?" Andy thought to himself.

clap clap clap!

As Lockhart finished his self-introduction, sparse applause broke out from the audience.

Everyone has heard about yesterday's teaching accident, and no one is willing to believe him now, except for some of Lockhart's diehard fans.

Chapter 170 The Weasley Twins' Big Baby

Soon, Lockhart began his class.

He first spent half of the class explaining yesterday's teaching accident.

Of course, according to Lockhart, it was not a teaching accident, but a test of the young wizards.

When the Cornish elves wreaked havoc in the classroom, he, Gilderoy Lockhart, did not run away.

He just wanted to see the true level of the young wizards.

"I'm disappointed. You're already in the second grade, but you can't even deal with the Cornish elves. Although those little guys are naughty, it's very simple to deal with them." Lockhart said.

Just when Andy thought that Lockhart was going to explain how to deal with the Cornish elves, Lockhart called a few little wizards to the stage and worked with him to recreate the scene at that time.

What a stage play.

At the end of the play, with a wave of Lockhart's wand, the students who played the Cornish elves fell to the ground one after another at Lockhart's signal.

Then, a class period passed.

"This is the most outrageous Defense Against the Dark Arts class I've ever taken."

After class, Andy couldn't help but complain: "Don't even mention Professor Tang En, even Quirrell is much better than him."

At least Quirrell could read a textbook, but Lockhart could only act in stage plays.

"I can't believe Dumbledore would find someone like this to teach us."

Andy Huodao: "Even if Dumbledore was deceived by him at the beginning, Lockhart has already attended the class for two days. Why didn't Dumbledore expel him?"

What left Andy speechless was that the homework Lockhart left was a questionnaire, which they had to fill out before class next week.

There are dozens of questions on the questionnaire.

1.What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s favorite color?

2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s secret ideal?

……

It's outrageous!

Hermione followed Andy in silence.

The little witch had just experienced the blow of her idol being shattered and was still a little depressed.

"What can I do to change a professor?" Andy prepared to formally implement the plan.

Unlike Quirrell, Lockhart is very famous internationally. It seems unrealistic to think of using the method of driving Quirrell away to deal with Lockhart.

If you want to deal with Lockhart, you must find solid evidence.

"Use truth serum?" Andy frowned slightly.

The truth serum is useful, but once discovered, Andy himself might be implicated.

Andy didn't want to be transferred to Azkaban.

You can try the Confusion Spell.

Find an opportunity to embarrass Lockhart in public, then take a photo, and then send the photo to Rita Skeeter for publication in the newspaper.

All that woman had to do was make up something to get Lockhart into a lot of trouble.

"It would be best if Dumbledore could be implicated." Andy thought to himself.

In his third year, Andy didn't want to compete with the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor anymore.

I just feel sorry for the fifth and seventh graders; they won’t learn anything this year.

After finishing her meal in the Great Hall, Hermione finally recovered from the blow of her idol being shattered.

"Andy, what are you going to do?" the little witch asked stealthily.

"What?" Andy was stunned.

"It's the plan to get rid of the professor!"

Hermione lowered her voice and said, "Is this what you and Malfoy discussed?"

"I haven't thought about it yet!" Andy said helplessly: "Lockhart is very famous. If you want to deal with him, ordinary methods won't work."

After a pause, Andy leaned close to Hermione's ear and said, "I need a new wand. Or maybe I can steal some herbs from Snape's office."

Andy reconsidered it and decided that using truth serum was not an option, but he couldn't go to a regular pharmacy to buy the potion ingredients.

"George, Fred!" Andy shouted at the Gryffindor table.

The Weasley twins came running over immediately.

"Hi Andy!"

George said excitedly, "Want to discuss plans for the magic amusement park?"

"Magic amusement park?" Hermione raised her eyebrows.

"After we graduate, we plan to open a magic amusement park. We already have a preliminary plan." Andy explained casually.

"That's a good idea," Hermione agreed.

Andy looked at George and said in a low voice, "You two are very experienced in night walks. I want to go to Snape's office to steal some potion materials. Do you have any ideas?"

"No, I don't agree."

Hermione immediately said, "If Snape finds out, Andy, you will be expelled."

"Will not!"

Andy was full of confidence. "Hermione, don't forget, I helped Snape once. He won't fire me. At most, he'll just put me in detention. Besides, I know his little secret."

"You know Snape's secret?" George exclaimed.

"Is it the one you told us about last time?" Fred asked.

"Or have you discovered a new secret?"

"We can help you with your night tour."

"I can also help you steal herbs from Snape's office."

"But in exchange..."

"You're going to tell us Snape's secret."

George and Fred spoke one sentence each, expressing their ideas clearly and concisely.

"Okay!" Andy nodded.

"Just wait for us."

George turned to look at Fred, "Go get that thing. I think Andy needs it more than us right now."

Fred nodded, then stood up and ran out of the auditorium.

"What is that?" Andy asked curiously.

"You'll know in a minute."

George said proudly, "That's our secret weapon. The reason why Fred and I can move freely in the castle at night is all thanks to this thing."

"Although we don't know what you want to do, you'd better make good use of it. We told you because we trust you."

Although George and Fred seem a little unreliable, they have inherited the Weasley family's sense of justice.

They can play pranks, but their pranks are never excessive, so even the people who are played pranks by them don't actually hate them.

"Of course, I stole Snape's herbs because I had something important to do," Andy explained.

"We fully support you on this matter." George patted Andy on the shoulder, looking like a buddy who supports him.

Andy actually knows the twins quite well.

In the twins' minds, stealing herbs from Snape's office was a cool and righteous adventure.

But giving Lockhart truth serum... that was something the twins couldn't accept.

This may sound a bit contradictory.

But just like Mr. Weasley...

He is a man with a strong sense of justice. He never violates the regulations of the Ministry of Magic and never covets the funds of the Ministry of Magic.

But he selfishly modified the Muggle car.

All in all, there is no honest person in the wizarding world.

The only difference is where they are dishonest.

Chapter 171 I solemnly swear that I have done nothing bad

After waiting in the auditorium for a while, Andy and others saw Fred coming back in a swagger.

Seeing this, Andy whispered to Hermione, "Did you see that? If you have a secret, you have to be open about it like Fred did, so as not to arouse suspicion."

"Hmph!" Hermione snorted in dissatisfaction.

If they didn't do bad things often, who would be as skilled as them?

Fred smirked at Andy, "Dude, we've got the stuff, but we need to find a place where no one is around so we can show it to you."

George stood up and said, "There are places like this all over the castle, let's go."

The four of them found a secluded spot in the castle, and Fred pulled out a folded piece of parchment from his pocket.

"What is this?" Hermione asked curiously.

Andy opened the parchment and spread it on the ground. He flipped through it and shook his head and said, "I can't tell."

Fred grinned and said, "You can try taking out your wand."

George also looked at Andy expectantly.

Andy immediately became alert, "Is this a joke product you made?"

"I wish we did."

“But we don’t have such technology.”

"Andy, give it a try. You are the future magic master, you won't be afraid of a small piece of parchment, right?"

"Come on! Let's see."

George and Fred spoke one by one, and then looked at Andy expectantly, as if they were waiting to see how Andy would make a fool of himself, with ill intentions written all over their bodies.

"..."

Andy took out his wand.

"Show me your secrets!"

Andy touched the parchment lightly with his wand.

After waiting for a while, nothing happened.

Andy glanced at George and Fred in confusion, and the twins gave him a 'please continue' expression in return.

Andy raised an eyebrow.

"Show me your secret, or I'll burn you to death."