Hogwarts: This Wizard Is Not Scientific

Although Andy has not seen the sequel to "Harry Potter", he has heard from a friend that the real content of this movie is actually "Hermione and Her Two Useless Men".

It’s like “The Little Fish and the Flowerless” is actually “The Survivor List”.

“I prefer reading.”

Andy explained casually, invited Ron to sit on the sofa, and asked, "What to drink, orange juice?"

"Of course!"

Ron said excitedly, "How about playing Quidditch later? I brought a broom and wrote to Charlie to learn a lot of tips."

"You said the same thing last time." Andy shrugged.

Andy actually understands Ron very well.

Ron, who was born in the wizarding world, has few friends of his age and cannot go to Muggle villages to play. Although his life is leisurely, it is actually very boring.

But Andy really likes life in the magical world.

Here you are close to nature, life is stress-free, and you can be free to do whatever you like.

Most importantly, there is magic here.

Think again about your past life.

In the previous life, technology was very advanced and life was actually very comfortable. But Andy had a busy job every day, working overtime became the norm, and he often felt heavy pressure in life.

Well, maybe it was Andy's childhood that gave him this illusion.

"Last time it was an accident!"

Making excuses for one's failure is something most people would do, and Ron is the best among them. "Just wait and see, I won't let you score another goal this time."

"Isabelle!"

Andy called out, and the little girl came running over in her slippers, puffing up her face and angrily saying, "Andy, where did you hide my snacks?"

"You have to find it yourself. It's a great adventure."

Andy responded with a reply, then said, "Ron and I are going to play Quidditch, are you coming?"

"Of course!" The little girl's attention was immediately diverted.

Ron looked at Andy with admiration: "You are really amazing. If I did that, I would be killed by my mother."

Andy rolled his eyes and said, "That's because Ginny is the only girl in your family."

To be honest, the wizarding world is actually somewhat biased towards men, of course, this is because the wizarding world is still relatively backward.

After drinking the orange juice, Andy said, "Let's go."

Although Ron's arrival interrupted Andy's reading time, as a psychologically mature adult, Andy rarely lost his patience with children.

Unless the kid makes a big mistake.

And Andy didn't want to appear too different.

Having a friend can at least give Kyle and Helen peace of mind.

The Quidditch pitch was built by adult wizards nearby. It’s not very high, but it’s enough for young wizards to play.

The result of the game was no surprise, Ron was once again defeated by Andy.

Ron's skills were actually pretty good, especially since Andy didn't play Quidditch at all, so the two of them were pretty much equal.

However, Ron has a fatal weakness: his psychological endurance is too fragile. As long as he is at a disadvantage, he will easily lose confidence and collapse.

Although he understood this, Andy did not comfort Ron.

What children hate most is being lectured by their peers, especially having their shortcomings pointed out by their peers - even if you mean well.

This is also the reason why Hermione was isolated in the original book, and Andy would naturally not do it knowingly.

"Ron, it's almost noon, let's go to my house and have lunch together!"

"Thank you, but my mother told me to go back at noon."

"Okay then! I'll bring Isabel to your house to visit Mrs. Weasley in a few days."

"Hey! My mother would be so happy. I mean, she likes you very much."

Saying goodbye to Ron, Andy gave himself a thumbs up for his rhetoric.

See, just a few words could prevent Ron from coming to him again in the next few days, and he was very happy.

When I flew home with the little girl, Helen was already preparing lunch.

"Mom, how's the potion brewing?"

"It will take a month."

"Big business!"

Ordinary potions can usually be made in a few hours and are very cheap, while potions like this one that take many days to brew are usually ridiculously expensive.

"Keep it secret." Helen knew Andy was always smart and mature, but she still reminded him carefully.

"Is it Polyjuice Potion?" Andy asked in a low voice.

Helen gave Andy a knowing look.

Andy decided to pay close attention to the Daily Prophet in a month, because the guy who bought the Polyjuice Potion might make a big news.

After lunch, Helen, who had already finished the preliminary work for the potion, was free, but this meant that poor Isabel would lose her freedom for an afternoon.

The little girl looked at Andy expectantly.

Perhaps for the little girl, finding the snacks hidden by her brother will be the most interesting game in her entire childhood.

Andy ignored the little girl's cry for help. He didn't want to get himself involved.

Arriving at the study, Andy glanced across the bookshelf, searching for a magic book that he could read at the moment.

"I really hope I can get my own wand sooner."

Having read almost all the books that could be read, Andy took out the book "Research and Development of Ancient Witchcraft" that he had read in the morning and turned to the chapter introducing Mo Mo Ran again.

According to Andy's understanding, the difference in strength between adult wizards is not that big. Just like when Muggles fight with bare hands, there will be a difference, but it will never be as outrageous as the difference between ordinary people and supermen.

Perhaps Voldemort and Dumbledore are an exception?

"But how did this gap come about?"

This was not the first time Andy had thought about this question. It was obviously not in the books, otherwise those ancient magic families would have long since opened up a gap with ordinary wizards.

However, the fact is that the gap between wizards is actually the same as that between Muggles. It is not based on strength, but on money.

"Perhaps... there are records in the books on how to improve strength, but... it's very hidden?"

"Like what's written about the Obscurus."

When a normal wizard sees the records about the Obscurus, he will definitely think that this kind of thing is very scary, and at the same time he will have thoughts like "Fortunately, I didn't become an Obscurus."

But the existence of Mo Mo Ran undoubtedly proves the possibility of the fusion of mental power and magic power.

"Maybe I should read these magic books again and look for those small details that have been mentioned before but ignored."

Chapter 5 If the owl doesn't come, I'll send a howler to Dumbledore

believe it

As time passed and July got closer, Andy's originally calm heart gradually became a little restless.

As long as Andy receives the admission letter from Hogwarts, he can have a wand of his own and learn and perform his first real magic.

and so…

"When the hell is that damn owl going to come?"

On the first day of July, Andy leaned on the windowsill with his chin on his hands, looked up at the blue sky, and couldn't help wanting to write a howler letter to Dumbledore.

The students are on vacation, so the principal shouldn’t be very busy, right?

"Don't wait, Andy. Maybe your name isn't even on the admission book."

A little girl stood behind Andy, eating pudding and gloatingly saying, "Maybe you are a squib!"

"I can't even stop your mouth with food."

Andy said something unhappily, and then said thoughtfully: "Come to think of it, Isa, you haven't experienced a magic riot yet, right?"

Isabel: "..."

"Ah!"

Andy spread his hands and chuckled, "Come to think of it, I experienced a magic riot when I was six years old. Instead of worrying about me, you should worry about yourself."

The little girl is a little autistic, and even the pudding in her hand doesn't taste good anymore.

Humph! You still want to fight me?

As July approached, Andy became more and more impatient, and even Kyle and Helen couldn't stand it anymore.

"Don't worry, kid. The admission letters from Hogwarts usually arrive in late July." Kyle comforted him.

"Don't you practice casting spells on your own? Since you are not a Squib, Hogwarts will definitely accept you." Helen also said a few words of comfort during the meal.

It was no use not talking about it. Andy had been a little distracted recently. If Kyle hadn't stopped him this morning, Andy's howling letter would have been sent to Dumbledore's desk.

You are so awesome, why don't you send a Howling Letter to Voldemort?

"I'm not worried about the acceptance letter. I just want to get my wand as soon as possible." Andy supported his right cheek with his hand, and had no appetite.

Kyle pinched his chin and said, "If you really want to learn magic earlier, you can try using my wand."

"Really?" Andy stood up excitedly.

"Don't even think about it!"

Helen rolled her eyes at Kyle in annoyance and said in a pointed tone, "It's better to make him anxious. This kid is usually too quiet. It's rare to see him have mood swings."

Andy: "?"

"That's fine," Kyle agreed.

On July 15th, the owl from Hogwarts finally arrived at St. Catchpole's and flew into Andy's bedroom through the window.

The owl flew around the bedroom, then landed steadily on the desk. It raised its legs to signal Andy that he could get the letter, but its eyes were always on a small bag next to the desk - those were the cookies that Andy hadn't finished eating last night.

"Ha! Nice eyes."

Andy knew the owl's rules, so he gave it a few biscuits as a reward and then took the letter down.

Seeing that the letter was indeed the admission letter from Hogwarts, Andy hung the reply letter he had written long ago on the owl's leg, signaling it to go back quickly after eating.

Deng Deng Deng!

Running downstairs, Andy held the letter and said to Helen impatiently, "Mom, the acceptance letter has arrived. Can we go buy a wand?"

Andy had already read the contents of the admission letter. Only when he actually received the letter did he feel how excited he was.

This is magic!

"I see. Um... Kyle has gone to work, and Isa is alone at home with no one to take care of her. How about we wait until the weekend to go?" Helen's expression looked a little malicious.

"We can take Isa with us..."

Before Andy could finish his words, Isabel crossed her arms and said firmly, "I don't want to go to Diagon Alley!"

???

Aren't you usually the one looking forward to going to Diagon Alley?

"We can send Isa to the Weasleys..."

Andy was halfway through his words when he suddenly realized that the mother and daughter were teaming up to make fun of him.

"Stop it, let's pack up and leave!" Andy said unhappily.

"Hee, I haven't seen you acting like a kid for a long time."

Helen shook her head with some regret, then took out her magic wand and pointed it at her body. Her home clothes instantly turned into a set of blue wizard robes.

"I'm done, Isa, go back and change your clothes, or I won't take you with me."

Isabel looked at Andy, who had already changed his clothes, and snorted with a puffy face: "You two are so cunning!"