Homelander Comics

Tony: "..."

Ethan: “…”

"Bai Ye, stop kidding. This is a matter concerning the lives of the three of us. Don't treat it as a joke!" Tony was about to collapse: "If the two of us, heirs to a 100 billion dollar chaebol, die together in this cave, the whole world will laugh their heads off! How can there be such a stupid chaebol?"

"Don't worry, I've defeated too many people." Bai Ye lit a cigarette for himself and said, "Since you called me big brother, I will definitely arrange everything for you. I will help you show off and fly. It's a piece of cake!"

Soon, Tony and Ethan were no longer worried, because they heard the sound of various weapons firing in the cave, as well as the continuous screams of terrorists.

"How many kinds of weapons do you have installed on your armor?"

Tony was shocked when he heard the sound of the gunfire.

"Because I decided to come and rescue you, I temporarily modified this Blue Devil armor so that it can be used as a turret. So when I said I would take you to show off and fly, it was not an empty promise."

Bai Ye smiled slightly.

Without his neural connection, the Blue Devil Armor cannot perform too complicated movements, but that is used for cold weapon combat against opponents of the same level. Now, although there are not many high-tech weapons, the amount of ammunition loaded on the Blue Devil Armor and the Blue Devil Skateboard is sufficient. There are a lot of bullets of various calibers and micro-cannons to provide firepower coverage for these terrorists - but this will greatly affect the sensitivity of the Blue Devil armor, and it will suffer a great loss when fighting against opponents of the same level. Therefore, it is only a temporary solution. The Blue Devil Armor is at its strongest when fighting with cold weapons.

As soon as the gunfire washed the ground, all the sounds in the passage disappeared, and the Blue Devil armor stood on the Blue Devil skateboard and flew back automatically.

"See, I told you that with me helping you, there will be no problem." Bai Ye smiled, then looked at Tony: "Haven't you finished reading that crappy progress bar? When can you finish it? Tony, you still say you are not a tin can? Without my help, you will be killed by them in your current state."

Tony was speechless.

Because what Bai Ye said is really reasonable. Before the Mark was activated, it was just a tin can without fighting. As long as the terrorists from the Ten Rings broke in at this time, they would take off the mask and shoot him. He can be completely solved, and Ethan will definitely die, who asked Ethan to help him get this "iron can", instead of making the Jericho missile as required.

Three minutes passed.

Tony finally appeared out of nowhere driving his shabby Mark I.

This is an exoskeleton armor with a strong former Soviet style and a hideous and terrifying appearance, very similar to the magnetic infantry.

"Tony, nowadays it's popular for superheroes to have their own nicknames. My nickname is Blue Devil, so your nickname should be Magnetic Infantryman, right?" Bai Ye touched his chin and smiled, "Magnetic Infantryman Tony Stark, that sounds pretty good!"

"Fuck you, the nickname Magnetic Explosion Infantry is too ugly, it doesn't fit my style at all."

After Mark I was started up, Tony immediately floated up, and when he spoke to Bai Ye, he was no longer polite and honorific.

Your Blue Devil Armor is, at best, a little bit stronger than my Mark I, a little bit more agile, a little bit more defensive, and a little bit more powerful in combat. Apart from these, what else do you have? You! Are! A! What!?

"You two wait here and watch me go out and kill everyone to avenge my previous humiliation! Wait until I kill them all and it's safe, then you can come out."

"Aren't they just a bunch of terrorists? They actually bullied me. These bastards even dared to use water torture on me. I'm going to beat the shit out of them!"

"Terrorists, your Uncle Tony is here!"

Tony drove the Mark I and walked out of the cave in high spirits.

"Ha, this is really Tony's character!"

Ethan smiled.

After spending two months with Tony, I naturally saw through his character of "I'd rather die than be allowed to show off."

"Yes, he is just afraid that I will steal all his limelight."

Bai Ye also shook his head with amusement.

Under Bai Ye's protection, Ethan followed him and walked out of the cave together.

Suddenly, I saw that the outside of the cave was engulfed in a sea of ​​fire.

As soon as Tony came out, he turned on the flamethrowers on his two steel arms, spewing out high-temperature flames at the terrorists who were shooting at him crazily.

The ultra-high temperature flame of 1000℃ quickly carbonized those people.

These terrorists are undoubtedly the same as the Japanese in 1945, and their acquaintances are everywhere now.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

The remaining terrorists, using guns of various calibers, fired bullets madly at the Mark I.

Tony felt like he could still hold on.

"boom--!!!"

A sudden RPG hit Tony's bulky Mark I, forcing him to kneel on one knee because his leg mechanism malfunctioned.

The defensive capabilities of Mark I are really limited, and a large number of external parts of the mecha lack protection. It is unable to crush the firepower and firearms of these terrorists.

"Bai Ye, come and help!"

If the leg parts were a little malfunctioning, Tony could still hold on, but when he saw the terrorists driving an armored vehicle towards him, Tony had to panic.

If he was hit head-on by the armored vehicle, even if the Mark I was not crushed, the powerful shock force would be enough to kill him inside the Mark I.

"Aren't you going to kill everyone? I thought that even if you had to carry the abyss on your back and hold up the original imperial city, you, Tony, would still be invincible in the world!" Bai Ye couldn't help but complained: "Why are you following An Lan and asking others to save you now?"

Tucao returns to Tucao.

Bai Ye was not slow in his movements. He stretched out his left hand and fired a micro missile which locked onto the armored vehicle that was crashing into Tony.

The missile hit the armored vehicle, and it turned into a fireball with a loud bang. The fire was burning fiercely, and the sparks streaked across the night sky.

Bai Ye joined the battle.

This was undoubtedly a one-sided massacre.

Because the guns on the Blue Devil Armor and the Blue Devil Skateboard have intelligent aiming and locking systems, one bullet can kill a terrorist 100%, and the killing efficiency is terrifyingly high. So when Bai Ye started killing people, the AKs in the hands of these terrorists were not much different from fire sticks. Because the attack strength of the Blue Devil Armor was too high, these terrorists often had no time to open fire before a bullet hit their heads. Even if there were sporadic bullets hitting the Blue Devil Armor, they did not even knock off the paint on the Blue Devil Armor.

This is a completely asymmetric battle with a technological gap, similar to the technological crush in the Gulf War.

The massacre was soon over.

After a large number of living forces were killed by Bai Ye, a small number of people, no matter how strong their faith was, could only run away screaming in the face of the fear of life and death.

Bai Ye was too lazy to chase after those who were running away, so he came to Tony:

"Mr. Tony Stark, the magnetic trooper, are you alright?"

During the battle, Tony was hit by another RPG, and the Mark I was completely defeated.

"Of course I'm fine. Didn't you see that I burned more than 20 terrorists to death? Those terrorists were scared to death!" Tony said stubbornly, "Are you okay? If you are, just tell me and I'll help you."

Without the threat to his safety and having successfully reached shore, Tony's arrogance immediately came up.

"Okay, since you're okay, I'll go back to New York."

Bai Ye said with a smile.

The Blue Demon Skateboard carried Bai Ye into the air.

"Wait! Wait!" Tony shouted hurriedly, "Get me out first!"

Mark I has broken down, and many of the steel parts inside are probably deformed. If Bai Ye hadn't helped, it would have taken Ethan, who was outside, a long time to pry open the Mark I and rescue Tony who was trapped inside.

This delay is probably enough time for the terrorists to react, lead support, and come here to investigate the situation.

Doesn't that mean Tony is going to die?

This time it’s probably not as simple as water torture.

"I like the way you are, you are very tough but have to be soft."

Bai Ye laughed loudly, shook his arms, and two energy wrist blades shot out, flew in front of Tony, and cut off his outer layer of steel.

The Mark I was dismantled into scrap metal.

Ethan pulled the unlucky Tony out.

Tony was obviously injured and there were bloodstains on his face.

"Besides a possible concussion, do you have any other injuries?"

Ethan asked as he checked Tony over.

"I don't know." Tony said miserably, "But I can't feel my butt. Guys, is my butt okay?"

"Your butt is fine." Bai Ye said faintly, "It's hanging on the tree!"

"what?"

Tony's eyes widened. When did his butt end up on the tree? Was his injury so serious that time had stopped for him?

"Mr. Bai Ye is joking with you!" Although Ethan didn't know what was so funny, he smiled and said, "You just have a simple bruise. You will be fine after resting for two days."

"Oh, that scared me to death."

Tony breathed a sigh of relief.

If anything happens to his butt, it will be a big deal and his reputation will be ruined!

"Tony, I can't believe it. We actually survived."

Ethan exclaimed.

He was already prepared to die, and in fact, without Bai Ye's help, his chances of survival... were quite slim.

"I told you earlier, with me here, it's hard for you to die!" Tony recovered a little, put his hands on the floor, sat up, leaned against the steel support next to him, and said, "Ethan, you can Go back to your hometown and reunite with your family."

Ethan was silent for a moment, a bitter look on his face, and said, "Tony, I actually lied to you. My family is dead, all dead, killed by these terrorists. It's only because I can speak multiple languages ​​and act as a translator for them that they spared my life and I survived. My hometown is also under the rule of the Ten Rings..."

Tony was silent for a while, and then said:

"These damn terrorists! I don't know how many people they have killed! Ethan, I promise you that these people will get the punishment they deserve! I will also help you save your hometown from the Ten Rings Gang, believe me!"

Tony is not a generous person. On the contrary, he is very petty and vindictive. So if the Ten Rings offend him, he will not just run away. When he returns to New York and further develops the Iron Man armor, he will definitely return to Afghanistan and deal a devastating blow to these terrorists of the Ten Rings, making these rats in the gutter never dare to appear in the sunny world again.

At this time, Tony also keenly noticed Ethan's self-destructive tendencies, and couldn't help but comfort him:

"Ethan, I don't remember who said this, but true death is not the demise of the body, but being forgotten. Your family members are not dead, they all live in your memory. You have to live well with them in your memory!"

"That's enough, you two! I hate sad stories!"

Bai Ye was too lazy to listen any more. He grabbed Tony's neck with one hand and Ethan's neck with the other, and flew into the sky with the two of them as if he was holding two chickens.

After about ten minutes, Bai Ye left Tony and Ethan in a large desert:

"It's unkind of you to rush with the two of you. I sent the coordinates to your good friend Colonel Rhodes. You guys wait here. Someone should be here to rescue you soon."

Chapter 129 Return of the King

The sun is high.

It emits a poisonous light, which shines directly on the sand, making it instantly hot to the touch, like a fireball rolling on the ground.

The desert at this moment is like a huge oven, enveloping the entire desert in heat.

Tony and Ethan looked at each other.

"Bai Ye! You bastard, even if you don't take me back to New York, you have to at least take me to the US military camp, right?"

"Hey! Come back quickly, do you hear me? Put me in the barracks!"

"No way, big brother? Are you really leaving? Don't abandon me!"

Tony wanted to cry but had no tears. It was so hot in the desert.

Ethan also said speechlessly:

"This Master Bai Ye really deserves to be Tony's good friend!"

They're all equally unreliable.

"Fuck! He actually left." Tony cursed viciously: "This bastard is a real dog!!"

Ethan asked, "Tony, what should we do now?"

"What else can we do?" Tony said angrily, "Since he has sent the coordinates to Rhode, we can only wait here slowly."

He sat down.

The body was ejected instantly.

"So hot, so hot!"

Tony rubbed his butt hard with a grin.

He felt like his butt was about to be burned.

Ethan was smart enough to put his coat over his head to block out the direct sunlight and the wind and sand, and said:

"Tony, let's find a sand dune nearby that's sheltered from the wind to hide. Otherwise, if we stand in the sun like this, I'm afraid we'll die of dehydration before your friends get here."

What else could Tony do?