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"We have the same suspicion after analysis." Dirk said solemnly, "The technology of these mechanical life forms is far ahead of ours. For example, we have learned countless things from NBE-ONE over the years, such as integrated circuits, chips, lasers, spacecraft, cars... Many of them come from reverse analysis of NBE-ONE. Once they want to go to war with us, the consequences will be disastrous, and the entire earth will inevitably be involved. In order to handle this matter as well as possible, we would like to invite the two of you to join our joint tactical team - District 7, as technical consultants to jointly deal with this challenge that threatens the safety of life and property of all mankind!"

"Wow, we humans are really good at this. We can actually reverse-engineer mechanical life from outer space..." Tony complained, "Are we really that bad?"

He felt a little unhappy, feeling that this negated human efforts.

But this actually has little to do with him, because these basic sciences were things that happened a long time ago, and he... could make integrated circuits at the age of 4 and build engines at the age of 6. The research on Megatron covered the basic science explosion before he was born. The original explanation was that it was due to the technological arms race during World War II.

Dirk smiled politely and said, "I have explained the whole story clearly. Mr. Osborn, Mr. Stark, would you like to join our District 7 as a consultant?"

"Bai Ye, what do you think?" Tony asked sarcastically, "They want to make us laborers!"

"How can I watch? I'll sit and watch."

Byakuya shrugged.

The matter couldn't be clearer. The Pentagon and the White House were a little scared when they saw the Decepticons coming on strong. Without knowing their opponent's strength, they wanted to drag Tony, the smartest man in the world, into the fight and make him a technical consultant to analyze the Decepticons' weaknesses. Bai Ye had so many super warriors under his command, and they would definitely be able to help a lot.

I came to work as a laborer for them.

But the Pentagon and the White House actually don't trust the two of them, otherwise, Dirk wouldn't just talk about Megatron and Vertigo's conditions and keep silent about another thing - the Allspark!

The AllSpark is a truly good thing. It represents infinite energy that can be used to create life. It is also the AllSpark that gave birth to the Transformers race. To some extent, the AllSpark is a treasure that is no less precious than the Cosmic Cube.

Although the Pentagon and the White House have not yet figured out the source of the fire and found a way to use it, they have already regarded it as theirs and do not want to give Bai Ye and Tony the chance to get involved.

"Mr. Dirk, do you think Tony and I look like we are easy to deceive? If you use those tricks to deceive Leek, you don't have to make a fool of yourself in front of Tony and me, right? You can do something if you want us to do it." , but it's definitely not like this empty teeth can fool us into blood and work for you."

"Ahem." Dirk smiled awkwardly and said, "We are all family. It's strange for you to say that, Mr. Osborne..."

"Let's get straight to the point." Bai Ye waved his hand and said, "If you want us to help you deal with these aliens, fine, but you must agree to our three conditions, otherwise, no deal."

"What conditions?"

Dirk looked at Bai Ye cautiously.

"At least the NBE obtained before and after the war should be open to our two companies. Let us study it, right?"

"no problem."

"In addition, our two private companies are also working for the Federation to earn some hard work fees. In fact, there is not much money at all. If the losses are serious, we may go bankrupt. If we participate in this war, the Federation must reimburse all our operational expenses."

"Okay."

"Finally, we are not fools. We can see that you have concealed a lot of information about NBE. I demand that all this information must be disclosed to us and all information about NBE must be shared."

Bai Ye's true colors were revealed, and his fangs were bared.

Dirk hesitated for a moment. He couldn't make the decision, so he asked Bai Ye and Tony to wait. He walked out of the reception room and called the White House. After he came back, he told Bai Ye and Tony that they also agreed to this condition.

It is true that America is the overlord of the earth, but for aliens... the unexpected is too great. For this reason, it is necessary for them to drag Stark and Osborn into the water.

“Happy cooperation!”*3

Dirk shook hands with Bai Ye and Tony respectively, then left the Avengers Building.

"A spark source with infinite energy? Great stuff!" Tony said excitedly, "If we can use this energy, a force even more powerful than the Ark reactor, maybe human productivity will explode again. Then... the society we want will become a reality."

Bai Ye nodded and asked again in confusion:

"Given your father's status in America, has no one ever invited him to study NBE-ONE before?"

"How do I know about him?"

Tony chuckled and said:

"He's a man who keeps all his secrets to himself and won't communicate with me at all. Did he tell me about his founding of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

Bai Ye thought about it and felt the same way. Howard had not told Tony about his research on the Cosmic Cube, so why would he tell Tony about his research on the Allspark?

If Tony were allowed to study the Tesseract, wouldn't he be able to research the Tesseract isotope discovered by Howard?

Tony said, "Besides, the Federation has countless secret research projects. No matter how powerful my father is, he can never get access to all the projects..."

Next.

Tony and Bai Ye discussed some matters concerning District 7 and the Decepticons, and had lunch together in the Avengers Building. During the lunch, they also met with the trainees in the cafeteria.

Bai Ye and White Tiger Ayala looked away as if nothing had happened.

"Hey, after all, we have a relationship that has penetrated the depths of each other's souls. Why are you acting so cold when we meet again?"

Tony touched Bai Ye's shoulder with a wicked smile.

"Of course." Bai Ye said seriously, "We are all adults. We will only enter each other's bodies, not each other's lives."

Chapter 230: Carrying a Gun but Not an Umbrella on a Rainy Night

After having lunch together, Tony went home by himself. Bai Ye sat alone in the CEO's office of the Avengers, browsing the information sent by District 7.

"The dizziness is really strong!"

Bai Ye looked at the detailed report of the losses of the US military base in Qatar, stroked his chin and thought:

"Hmm... Vertigo has already appeared, so the Decepticons are probably almost assembled. All they need is the return of Megatron, the Decepticon leader. Then they can immediately launch a Decepticon war against the Earth."

"Should Black Superman take care of the Decepticons? Forget it. The Watchers have already shown up when dealing with the Bigfoot Gang, but the Avengers haven't even started their first alliance mission yet. Why not let them do it this time?"

"Well... the Avengers keenly discovered the Decepticons' plot to destroy the earth. In order to fight against the evil Decepticons, the Avengers united all the forces that could be united. They happened to find the Autobots, who were hostile to the Decepticons but loved peace, and united with them to jointly deal with the challenge of the Decepticons."

Bai Ye whistled:

"That's it! Compared to the Watchers with Black Superman, the Avengers are too weak. If we can absorb the Autobots and Transformers into the Avengers, the Avengers will be able to compete with the Watchers immediately."

"The Avengers may not be able to match the quality of the Watchers, but the number is greater, which is also an advantage."

Bai Ye's mind was spinning rapidly:

"How do I get involved with the Autobots?"

Thought for a moment.

Bai Ye took out his cell phone and ordered: "White Queen, go to eBay and search for Antarctica, Captain Witwicky, glasses..."

After Bai Ye provided the keywords, the White Queen immediately retrieved the target that Bai Ye wanted to find - a shop owner named Charming 217, who was selling his great-great-grandfather Captain Witwicky's glasses. According to him, his great-great-grandfather Captain Witwicky was a legendary adventurer and the first person in the world to set foot on the Antarctic continent. He once discovered aliens in Antarctica. This pair of glasses is a witness to history.

"Millionaire 217? It's this idiot!" Bai Ye shook his head and said, "Human beings are creatures. The more they lack something, the more hypocritical they are in trying to show that they have it. It's obvious that he has never even touched a girl's hand, his hormones are too strong, and he is crazy about licking abalone, but he can name himself Millionaire 217..."

Bai Ye asked the White Queen to create an account called "Carry a gun but no umbrella on a rainy night" and prepare to buy the glasses.

Because these glasses do have a special function. Captain Witwicky accidentally triggered Megatron's navigation system, causing Megatron to unconsciously print the coordinates of the Allspark on these glasses.

Of course, Bai Ye definitely doesn't need the coordinates of the Allspark, because it has already been discovered by the US military and placed inside the Hoover Dam along with Megatron.

It’s just that the Decepticons and Autobots didn’t know this. All they knew was the existence of these glasses. So when Bai Ye got these glasses, naturally people from the Autobots and Decepticons would come to him for them.

When the Autobots came, Bai Ye naturally talked to them about the alliance; when the Decepticons came... hehe, it just so happened that Bai Ye's Neptune technology needed Transformers to conduct research, and they would definitely be able to play an extraordinary role in the research and development of the iron armor technology.

"250 dollars? This price is indeed 250."

The White Queen placed the order and paid for it.

Unexpectedly, the silly young man did not agree to the deal immediately - eBay has an auction model, the highest bidder wins. And silly Sam was obviously not satisfied with only getting $250.

Because Sam's father agreed to buy him a car, but the only condition was that he had to get four A's and he had to save up a car fund. So Sam put everything he could sell up for auction online, and now only these glasses were left.

He also never missed any opportunity to make more money, because the more money he collected, the better car he could buy.

When Sam saw that someone was finally willing to bid for the broken glasses, he jumped up excitedly and shouted "yes".

"Calm down, Sam, you have to calm down!" After Sam's excitement, he clenched his fists and said to himself, "Since the other party is interested in such rubbish, it means that he is a very rich person with a very strange taste. Maybe I should raise the price a little bit?"

So, he contacted Bai Ye privately: "Man, you have great vision. You can see the value of this pair of glasses. You must be a very successful person in life."

Nonsense, unless you are a very successful idiot, who would spend $250 to buy such a thing?

"If my father hadn't been seriously ill and urgently needed money for treatment, I would never have sold it."

[Sam's father mowing the grass outside Sam's room: "???"]

This wave of laughter is really a great show of filial piety.

Bai Ye was noncommittal: "So?"

"How about $1000? With just $1000, you won't suffer any loss or be cheated."

"$500."

Sam's face changed: "800 dollars."

"$300."

"Okay, okay, okay!" Sam replied immediately: "Just $300, we got a deal."

"$290."

"Brother, I haven't even raised the price, why are you lowering it?"

Sam said sadly.

Bai Ye: "I mainly think the number 290 is auspicious. 250+38+2, don't you think it's auspicious?"

"It's auspicious, of course it's auspicious. OK, then it's $290."

Sam quickly finalized it.

This was $40 more than he expected, which was pretty good.

"The deal is done. I can deliver to your door within the city of Los Angeles. For other places, you need to pay for the postage yourself. It's not free shipping, so you have to pay for it."

"Can……"

Bai Ye paused.

These glasses are very important. The Autobots and Decepticons may find information about them at any time. In this case, handing the glasses to FedEx... is too irresponsible.

Who doesn't know FedEx? It's so famous. If you ask them to deliver something to you and they can deliver it to you within half a year, it's already good because at least the goods have arrived.

It is more likely that your express delivery disappeared without your knowledge...

"Forget it, I'll just go get it myself."

Bai Ye muttered.

"You are in Los Angeles, right?" Bai Ye sent a message: "I have a business trip to Los Angeles tomorrow. Give me a location share and I will pick it up myself."

"OK."

The two made an appointment to meet tomorrow and then went offline.

"Yes! yes! yes!"

Sam yelled, took off his T-shirt, held it in his hands, and waved it wildly.

He is 18 years old now. In America, where the average person loses his virginity in junior high school, he is still a virgin. It's not because he is chaste, but because he is too frustrated. No girl is willing to be his girlfriend.

Sam felt that it was not because he was too frustrated, but because he had no money. Now, he would get A's in four subjects and use his father's money to buy himself a Porsche. With the car, he would immediately become the most handsome guy among his high school classmates, and then there would definitely be beautiful girls willing to get in his car.

"Ding dong."

Sam was howling in agony when he suddenly discovered that there was a person on Facebook with a seductive beauty as his avatar. She was someone he had flirted with online some time ago and she sent him a message:

"My parents are not at home, and I feel lonely. Do you want to get me pregnant?"

"KFC's Vitality Thursdays are full of passion and Crazy Thursdays, giving me an experience I've never had before."

"Today is KFC's Crazy Thursday, spicy chicken with bone in 9.9 for six pieces + hot chicken with bone in 19.9 for fifteen pieces + two cups of juicy lemon tea for 19.9 + secret sauce whole chicken for 29.9, it's easy to make me pregnant."

Sam: "..."

He sneered, "You can cheat on my feelings, but you want to cheat me of my money? Ridiculous! How can my money be cheated so easily?"

……

Bai Ye said to himself: "I don't know if I can meet the Autobots this time. If possible, it would be nice to trick Bumblebee into becoming my mount."

As a man, how many people don’t want to own a Bumblebee of their own?

In addition to being able to transform into a Gundam as a personal bodyguard, you can also scan and copy cars at will. Theoretically, owning a Bumblebee is equivalent to owning all the car models in the world. Bai Ye doesn't have to wait for luxury cars to come out and buy one one. Just let Bumblebee scan them all, and then just drive Bumblebee in the future. It will be easier to show off.

It's like owning Mystique, which, in theory, is equivalent to owning all the beauties in the world.

"and many more."

Bai Ye suddenly thought that there was a very sexy and beautiful girl in Sam’s high school. Her name seemed to be Michaela, and she looked 50% similar to April.

Could he let this go?